Animaniacs 1x38

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In 1690s Italy, a violinist named Stradivarius takes a stray cat (Rita) in so that he can make violin strings out of her "catgut."

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1. Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

2. The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

3. Try to take over the world.

4. Only I, the all-powerful Merlin,

5. have the wizardry skills to create matter from nothing.

6. I am fat with magic.

7. Sonny Tufts, Sonny Bono

8. Lorna Luft, Yoko Ono

9. Paula Abdul, Chip and Dale

10. Hillary Clinton, Quinton McHale

11. Uh... Um...

12. An imbecile?

13. Odds bodkins! Good rhyme, Brain.

14. Narf!

15. Now, be quiet, Pinky.

16. Merlin is about to unlock the secrets of the universe.

17. I win, you win Edwin Newman

18. Lee of Kathie Regis Philbin.

19. Lo.

20. I've created a nice pie.

21. Ooh, blueberry.

22. Zort! That was great, huh, Brain?

23. A pathetic waste of magic.

24. I would never squander such mystical powers on mere pastry.

25. Poit, but what if you were eating dinner

26. and forgot dessert?

27. Maybe then.

28. Of course King Arthur will want some of my pie.

29. So will his knights.

30. Bunch of pigs.

31. I'll eat my pie in the dungeon.

32. And it will be yummy and good and all mine.

33. Egad, Brain, you astound me.

34. I'm afraid I always will, Pinky.

35. Merlin's spell book contains the power of the universe.

36. Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

37. Sure, Brain, but how are we gonna find chaps our size?

38. Pay attention, Pinky.

39. Right-o.

40. With the help of the spell book,

41. we will use Merlin's magic to take control of the world.

42. Egad, Brain, brilliant.

43. Oh, wait, um, no.

44. Where will you find a magic spell for that?

45. In the table of contents, Pinky.

46. Oh, well, very good.

47. Let's see, "Tabby cat turned into duck.

48. Tadpoles, magic uses of. Tahoe, how to win at blackjack."

49. Nah.

50. Ah, here we have it.

51. "Take Over The World Spell." Page 614.

52. With this spell, Pinky,

53. the entire planet will be forced to acknowledge me

54. as their ruler.

55. Egad, Brain. That's brilliant.

56. And I, minstrel-mouse Pinky,

57. shall chronicle your deeds in song.

58. Uh, call him...

59. Brain?

60. Oh, right-o.

61. Good one.

62. Stop singing, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.

63. Now, come. We must assemble the spell's ingredients.

64. Ready when you are, Brain.

65. All right, Pinky.

66. We will need:

67. Six lizard legs.

68. Check.

69. Three eyes of newt.

70. Check.

71. Two hedgehog spleens.

72. Check.

73. One half-eaten gingerbread cookie

74. that's been left on the counter overnight.

75. Check.

76. Only one ingredient remains, Pinky.

77. A red dragon's toenail clipping.

78. Red dragon's toenail clippings, che—

79. Oh!

80. Pinky, what happened?

81. Uh, gee, Brain,

82. about those toenail clippings?

83. Um, I'm afraid we're fresh out.

84. Drat.

85. Pay attention, Pinky.

86. To obtain red dragon toenail clippings

87. we must cross the Enchanted Forest

88. filled with witches, goblins and ogres.

89. Then we must climb the Murky Mountain

90. and enter the lair of the horrible red dragon

91. and steal some of his toenail clippings.

92. But how are we gonna get past all the dangers, Brain? Narf!

93. Fear not, Pinky.

94. Merlin's magic wand will protect us.

95. Behold.

96. Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

97. Shrink to the size Of a lima bean

98. Egad, Brain, that was amazing!

99. It's just a small thing I do.

100. Now, forward, Pinky,

101. to the Murky Mountain and world conquest.

102. La, la, something...

103. Pinky.

104. Oh, that fits. Ha, narf!

105. The signpost will guide us, Pinky.

106. Let's see. "Glade of Woe." No.

107. "Chasm of Despair." No.

108. "Pit of Barbecue."

109. Hm, perhaps later.

110. Ah, Murky Mountain. This way.

111. Ooh...

112. Mouse!

113. Now, stop singing

114. and keep an eye out for—

115. Danger.

116. I'm expecting pudgy German children.

117. Now, get the heck out of here.

118. Pinky, the wand.

119. Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

120. Shrink to the size Of a lima bean.

121. Odds bodkins, Brain. You're a regular wizard, poit.

122. Thank you, Pinky.

123. One has to stay cool

124. in pressure situations.

125. Um, got a spot of fire on your head, Brain.

126. What else can happen?

127. Oh, look, Gretel. Mices.

128. Ach, ja, Hansel.

129. We are playing with little, filthy mices.

130. Ugh! Filthy mices!

131. Beat it, ya mouse.

132. You're ruining my cameo.

133. Your cameo?

134. Hey, what about our cameo, huh?

135. Ah, quit your whining over there.

136. Hey, who you tellin' to quit whinin'?

137. She's talkin' to you.

138. I ain't whinin'.

139. Yeah, ya are. Now, quit it.

140. I'm not whinin', you're whinin'.

141. Are we gettin' paid?

142. Come, Pinky.

143. Let us return to the story.

144. Brook? No.

145. Um, fjord?

146. Stream. It rhymes with "steam."

147. Oh, right again, Brain.

148. Something under the bridge grabbed that billy goat.

149. Trolls live under bridges.

150. They eat billy goats. Do you follow me, Pinky?

151. No, Brain.

152. The wand, Pinky.

153. Zort!

154. We'll outwit the troll by using stealth.

155. Ouch!

156. Sorry, there.

157. I sense the worst is behind us.

158. Mm...

159. appetizers.

160. The wand, Pinky.

161. Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

162. Shrink to the size Of a lima bean

163. No good will come of this.

164. Jerkface.

165. Are you okay, Brain?

166. All my thoughts are in Dutch.

167. Uh, dra—

168. Toenail. A red dragon's toenail.

169. And once we possess it, Pinky,

170. nothing will stand between us and total world domination.

171. Timber!

172. What do you make of that, Brain?

173. The wand, Pinky.

174. Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

175. Shrink to the size—

176. Duh, hey, youse guys, come back with my harp!

177. Hey, Brain, you don't look so good.

178. Something unpleasant has happened to me.

179. I'm not well.

180. We're here, Pinky.

181. The end of our quest.

182. The cave of the red dragon.

183. Great, Brain. Now what? Narf!

184. We sneak inside, clip the dragon's toenail,

185. then creep away back to the castle

186. where we will have all the ingredients

187. to complete the spell.

188. By tonight I will be ruler of this world.

189. Genius, Brain! But what if the dragon eats us?

190. That would alter our plans.

191. But I believe the dragon is sleeping right now.

192. Or else wide-awake with a bad migraine.

193. In any case, our destiny lies inside.

194. Come, Pinky.

195. Was... Um...

196. Brave!

197. Brave, brave...

198. Huh?

199. I think we found the red dragon, Brain. Poit.

200. How keen of you to note that.

201. Now to get the toenail and escape.

202. We must be absolutely quiet. Do you understand, Pinky?

203. Right-o, Brain! You can count on me. Narf!

204. Uh, I meant, narf.

205. Pinky, the dragon is stirring.

206. Try and lull him back to sleep.

207. Sure thing, Brain.

208. Uh... Sandboy?

209. Sandman, Pinky! Sandman!

210. Man, man, man...

211. Huh?

212. Ooh!

213. The wand, Pinky.

214. Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

215. Shrink to the size of—

216. What now, Brain?

217. We should flee in terror.

218. Yes, that would be the wisest course.

219. Peeping dragon!

220. Ooh!

221. Quickly, Pinky, we haven't much time.

222. This is it, Brain. The last ingredient. Zort!

223. Splendid, Pinky.

224. Drop it into the cauldron.

225. In a few moments, Pinky, I will be master of this world.

226. Listen carefully, Pinky.

227. I must recite this spell exactly, word for word.

228. Once I begin, I cannot stop.

229. So be extra quiet.

230. Sure thing, Brain.

231. The Take Over The World Spell, Pinky. Here goes.

232. Mystical powers Gennifer Flowers

233. Magical forces Your might unfurl

234. Grant that I become the—

235. Uh... the big banana?

236. Uh, coconut?

237. Um... Uh...

238. Big cheese! It rhymes with "ease."

239. Big cheese!

240. Uh, Brain, are you okay?

241. I feel odd.

242. Almost... dairy-like.

243. Can I get you anything, Brain?

244. Some medicine?

245. A cracker?

246. A cracker!

247. If I weren't a large cheese,

248. I would make you pay for that remark.

249. Ooh...

250. Earth, Pinky.

251. You know, I've been thinking a lot

252. about you and your music.

253. Might I see that?

254. Sure, Brain.

255. That was very therapeutic.

256. Zort!