Animaniacs 1x37

Directed by

Kenneth Mars as Beethoven (voice)

As chimney sweeps, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot annoy Ludwig van Beethoven, and accidentally give him inspiration for his Fifth Symphony.

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1. Eisenhower, Mamie.

2. As far back as I can remember,

3. I always wanted to be a hero.

4. If you became a hero, then cute-looking sparrows

5. would flock around you and play kissy-fowl.

6. Bobby and Pesto loved that part.

7. So when the war started,

8. the Goodfeathers signed up as messenger pigeons.

9. At first, there didn't seem to be much to it.

10. I wish we'd see some action.

11. I'm tired of being cooped up.

12. I'm with you. Situation is critical.

13. Enemy pressure is increasing.

14. Lanford took my helmet, sir. Make him give it back.

15. Bada-bing, what are they sayin'?

16. Do I look like I know what they're sayin'?

17. I'm just askin' what they're sayin'.

18. How am I supposed to know what they're sayin'?

19. Am I fluent in Human? Do I have mystic powers?

20. Am I a swami, able to pluck their very words from the air

21. and present them to you as a gift?

22. Listen, you fat fowl. I'll whack your wings off

23. and make you the smallest ostrich on the planet.

24. They're sayin' somethin'. What are they sayin'?

25. Hey, Bobby, Pesto. Coo it.

26. Something's up.

27. General Storr, sir,

28. the Ninth Brigade is cut off behind enemy lines.

29. They must retreat at once,

30. or they'll be forced to surrender.

31. Very well. Just don't get any dirt on my map.

32. I'll order the Ninth Brigade to retreat immediately.

33. Bring me the last messenger pigeons.

34. This is it.

35. Goin' into action.

36. Mama Celeste!

37. Whoa!

38. Pigeons are so dirty.

39. Why don't we have messenger cats?

40. They're much cleaner animals.

41. Don't Squit's new jewelry look adorable?

42. He's a regular Mia Sparrow.

43. To the front.

44. Follow me.

45. What do ya mean, you? Follow me.

46. I don't follow nobody.

47. Oh, yeah? Watch my tail feathers.

48. Let's look into messenger cats.

49. Ah, this hero stuff is nothin'.

50. A perch in the park, know what I'm sayin'?

51. You're right, Bobby.

52. Any of those miserable, egg-suckin' enemies show up,

53. I'll whack 'em into another time zone.

54. I mean it.

55. I'll really whack 'em.

56. Topo Gigio, look at this miserable place here.

57. Some heroes we turned out to be.

58. Are you calling me a hero?

59. I was just sayin' that we're supposed to deliver

60. this message and be heroes, ya know?

61. No, I don't know. You tell me. Are you sayin' I'm a hero?

62. That I'm some kind of large sandwich

63. filled with lunchmeat and lettuce

64. sent here to nourish you?

65. Nah, Pesto, I just meant we're not the heroes

66. we thought we'd be.

67. That's it!

68. Come here!

69. Come on! Hey! That's my beak.

70. You dirty little squab.

71. You sack-jawed pelican.

72. Forget about it.

73. We got enough troubles here with the message to deliver,

74. and all that miserable flak coverin' the sky up there.

75. Bobby's right. Let's stay on the ground for a while.

76. It's safer down here.

77. Oh, Pesto, what's that sign say?

78. How do I know what it says?

79. Am I a dictionary?

80. Is the word "thesaurus" printed on me?

81. Am I some sort of vast, living pool of knowledge

82. here for the sole purpose of enlightening you?

83. I just asked, what's it say?

84. What's the matter with you, Pesto?

85. It says, "Thanks for droppin' in.

86. Hope ya had a blast."

87. Over there! We'll hide in that stinkin' hole.

88. Relax. You never hear the one that gets ya.

89. Aagh!

90. So, what else can happen?

91. "What else can happen?"

92. You had to say that you goofy, bug-suckin' bat.

93. Ragú! You gabby little hatchling.

94. Oh, come on! Oh, cut it out!

95. Not the beak again! Oh, come on!

96. Give it some wing, Squit.

97. That message ain't gettin' any fresher, know what I'm sayin'?

98. It ain't gettin' any lighter, either.

99. Mario Lanza! We got company back here.

100. Well, Squit's run outta tricks. We gotta do somethin' fast here.

101. Decrescendo!

102. Anything hits this balloon,

103. we're gonna be Kentucky Fried Pigeons.

104. Yeah. They blow up easier than you.

105. Aha.

106. Are you sure this is gonna work?

107. How do you know it's gonna work?

108. Listen, you banana-faced toucan,

109. you've been in a particularly bad mood this entire episode.

110. Now, get Squit.

111. Ow, Mona Lisa!

112. Follow me.

113. Where are we going?

114. Toward the sun.

115. It's in outer space. We'll never make it.

116. What a great idea.

117. Which wise guy thought that up?

118. That was me. I must be part owl.

119. Hey, Bobby don't get ideas too often,

120. but when he does they're regular cappuccinos.

121. Brilliant attack, General Storr.

122. Thank you, General Admission.

123. I was able to sweep the enemy from the field,

124. dust his flanks,

125. and wash and wax his rear echelons.

126. But I never would have had to attack

127. if you hadn't ignored my message to retreat.

128. Why did you ignore my message?

129. What message?

130. Why, I guess you mean this message.

131. Oh, jolly good.

132. Yeah, they sure were happy to get our message.

133. And so we were heroes.

134. We couldn't wait to get back to the States, though,

135. 'cause we wanted everybody to know

136. what bigtime heroes we were.

137. Too bad we didn't get any medals.

138. But I guess they just don't have any

139. big enough for us Goodfeathers.

140. "Big?" What do you mean by "big"?

141. Are you tryin' to say I'm fat?

142. Some kind of roly-poly chicken leg for your matzo ball soup?

143. A chunk of fat meant to up your cholesterol level?

144. Oh, no. I just meant that we're, like, big shots, ya know?

145. Heavy hitters.

146. Ah, now I'm a heavy hitter.

147. I'll give ya a heavy hit in the head.

148. Here. Take that. I'll give you "big."

149. Oh, come on! I'll give you Tom Hanks

150. upside the head, that's what!

151. Hey, mostaccioli! Come here. Here!