Animaniacs 1x36

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1. Enough with the singin' already.

2. I like the chocolate ones.

3. Welcome back to the show.

4. We now review a new laser disc just released to home video.

5. It's called The Best of Looney Tunes,

6. and it contains such favorites as Bugs Bunny,

7. Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.

8. Let's take a look.

9. Wabbit twacks.

10. Kill the wabbit?

11. That's strange.

12. All of a sudden I don't quite feel like myself.

13. Oh, I feel all right. And yet I— I, uh—

14. Are you really the last of the dodoes?

15. Yes, I'm really the last of the dodoes.

16. That's despicable.

17. It's so funny.

18. I have to stop laughing.

19. I'm gonna throw up.

20. They love it, Aunt Slappy.

21. Yeah, yeah. Enough Bugs Bunny already.

22. When are they gonna show clips from my cartoons?

23. I mean, I'm supposed to be in this laser beam

24. doohickey, thingamajig here somewhere, right?

25. Yeah, there I am.

26. Look at my head.

27. They're just saving the best for last, Aunt Slappy.

28. A little heroine worship never hurt nobody.

29. Yep, this is perhaps the best compilation

30. of Warner cartoons ever.

31. Unfortunately, it also includes cartoons

32. featuring the only Warner's character that we actually hate.

33. The terribly unfunny Slappy Squirrel.

34. What?

35. Codger, have you ever laughed at a Slappy Squirrel cartoon?

36. Never. She repulses me.

37. I mean, she's just not funny.

38. She never made a funny cartoon in her life.

39. Oof!

40. Let's face it, Slappy Squirrel is without a doubt

41. the unfunniest cartoon character

42. in the history of animation.

43. Oof!

44. So to the collection of Warner cartoons,

45. we both give an enthusiastic

46. "toes up."

47. But to the cartoons of Slappy Squirrel

48. we both give a big, smelly "toes down."

49. And that's our show.

50. I'm Lean Hisskill.

51. And I'm Codger Eggbert.

52. Till next time, the balcony is ours.

53. Those mean men.

54. How could they say such horrible things?

55. Now, Skippy, it's a free country.

56. Everyone's entitled to his own opinion.

57. But they're wrong.

58. You're the funniest cartoon character ever.

59. Calm down, Skippy.

60. We can't let 'em get away with it, Aunt Slappy.

61. Let's go get 'em.

62. Skippy, no. What are you thinkin'?

63. Oh, you're right, Aunt Slappy.

64. We'll need the big bombs.

65. That's better, kid.

66. Come on, let's blow 'em to kingdom come.

67. Yay!

68. Now, here's today's lesson, Skippy.

69. If you wanna go on national TV

70. and shred someone's career to pieces,

71. you have the right.

72. Right.

73. But when you do that, remember:

74. Don't go listin' your home address in the phone book.

75. A lesson well-learned.

76. The home of Hisskill and Eggbert

77. unexpectedly exploded today.

78. But happily, the two famous movie critics

79. were away on business having their legs waxed.

80. It's sad, really.

81. And tonight, they'll both be attending the gala premiere

82. of Steven Spielberg's new blockbuster movie.

83. Skippy, feel like takin' in a flick?

84. Well...

85. Come on, it'll be fun.

86. Okay.

87. Well, hi. Mary Hartless here

88. at the movie event of the year.

89. An invitation-only affair for Hollywood's cultural elite.

90. Tickets, please, for Hisskill and Eggbert.

91. Hisskill and Eggbert, Hisskill and Eggbert.

92. Uh, nope, not on the list.

93. We have invitations, miss.

94. Yeah, who doesn't?

95. Listen, you're not on the list, pally boy,

96. so take a hike, okay? Next!

97. Do you know who we are?

98. We're Hisskill and Eggbert,

99. world-famous movie critics.

100. Our review could make or break this film.

101. We demand to be let in.

102. Oh, in that case, a thousand pardons.

103. Let me personally show you to your seats.

104. That's better.

105. Your seats are right here.

106. Bon voyage-y.

107. Well, what do ya know?

108. Their names were on the list after all.

109. Oops.

110. Tickets, please. Tickets.

111. Tickets, please.

112. Hey, look, there's been an error.

113. We don't have tickets, but you have to let us in.

114. Persistent little buggers, ain't they?

115. Sorry, sir.

116. No ticket, no movie.

117. Now, listen, you little brat, we're goin' in there.

118. Aye-ya!

119. No way.

120. Okay, kid, listen.

121. We'll pay ya to let us in.

122. No, that would be bribery.

123. Oh, come on, please? How much?

124. We made it!

125. We're inside! Hooray!

126. Nice work, Skippy.

127. You just paid for your college education.

128. College, nothin'.

129. I'm goin' to Vegas.

130. Get me Siegfried and Roy's autograph, would ya?

131. Hurry up, Codger. Wait.

132. I just need to get a quick snack.

133. May I help you,

134. or did the Goodyear blimp just land?

135. Ha, ha.

136. Give me a large tub of popcorn, and hurry.

137. There you go, Shamu.

138. You want artificial butter flavoring on that?

139. Sure.

140. All right then.

141. Does it cost extra?

142. Artificial butter?

143. Nah, it's cheap stuff.

144. Really? What's it made of?

145. Ah, it's just lard

146. that I'm liposuctioning out of your gut.

147. Ew! Ick!

148. Hey, pal, that'll be 7.50.

149. It's about time. The movie's starting.

150. Where's the balcony, kid?

151. Upstairs, duh.

152. Come on.

153. I hope we haven't missed the opening credits.

154. Aaagh!

155. Okay, who's the wise guy that moved the balcony?

156. There he is.

157. Why you incorrigible little brat.

158. There's no balcony up there.

159. Excuse me, I'm the manager.

160. Is there a problem?

161. Yes! We wanna be shown to our seats.

162. Immediately!

163. All right, sir, but I'm afraid the only remaining seats

164. are in the front row.

165. Fine. We don't care.

166. Just take us there. Now!

167. Right this way.

168. There ya go.

169. Enjoy the movie.

170. Very lifelike.

171. And the special effects are astounding.

172. Ready, aim, fire!

173. So both Aunt Slappy and I

174. give Steven Spielberg's new film

175. a great big "toes up."

176. I love a movie with a happy ending.

177. So you see, we were wrong about Slappy Squirrel.

178. She's funny.

179. She's the funniest cartoon character of all time.

180. These guys are finally startin' to talk sense.

181. Slappy Squirrel, we salute ya.

182. That is, if we had the ability to move our arms,

183. we'd salute ya.

184. And that's our show.

185. So until next time, the balcony is—

186. Blown up.

187. Now, that's comedy.