1. And action!
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2. Pesto, you're supposed to sing.
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3. Rita always sings.
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4. D-definitely sings here.
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5. What am I, a nightingale?
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6. Oh, someone listen to me warble.
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7. Coo. Look at me. I'm warbling.
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8. It's so pretty.
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9. Forget it.
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10. Okay, Pesto, I forgot it.
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11. Boca Raton, what a nanook.
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12. I wish we'd find
a nice home.
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13. When are we gonna find
a nice home, Pesto?
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14. How am I supposed to know?
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15. Am I intimate friends
with Donald Trump?
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16. Do I work for Century 22?
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17. Are my pockets bulging
with real-estate listings
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18. awaiting your perusal?
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19. Uh, I don't know, Pesto.
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20. I just thought us dogs
definitely should have
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21. a roof over our heads.
Definitely a roof for dogs.
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22. What did you say?
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23. That us dogs should have a home.
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24. Are you calling me a dog?
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25. Are you saying
that I'm ugly?
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26. That you don't want
your friends to see me?
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27. That because my face doesn't
shine like a crown of a king,
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28. I must be some kind of a beast?
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29. Gee, Pesto.
All I was saying—
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30. Here, boy. Here, big doggy.
Mm-mm.
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31. Come here, boy.
Get out of the rain. Oh, my.
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32. Oh, boy. A nice human.
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33. Ow!
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34. What are you, an elephant?
Watch it, Jumbo.
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35. Oh, you poor dog.
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36. Come inside and dry off.
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37. Woof!
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38. Don't move, doggy.
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39. A horrid pigeon
just landed on your back.
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40. It probably wants
to suck out your blood.
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41. Oof!
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42. Nasty, nasty bloodsucking bird.
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43. Nosferatu.
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44. Pia Zadora.
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45. Come, boy. Let's go
inside my house
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46. where it's nice and warm
and filled with stuff.
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47. Julius La Rosa,
that hurts.
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48. You'll rest here
and be a dog,
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49. and I'll go get you
a nice big bone.
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50. Mm-mm.
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51. Ow.
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52. Be nice, Crackers.
We have company. See?
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53. It's a big dog whom I shall call
Scout or Mr. Mumphead.
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54. I haven't decided.
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55. Crackers. Crackers.
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56. Don't be jealous.
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57. You're the dearest thing
in the world to me
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58. which should give you
some idea of my values.
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59. Mm-mm.
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60. What do I look like here,
a doorstop?
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61. Ronzoni!
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62. Now to wake up Runt
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63. so we can get
the heck outta here.
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64. Oh, boy. Something scared me.
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65. Something definitely scared me.
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66. What are you doing
with the fur sticking up?
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67. I don't understand,
is this something dogs do?
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68. Something scared me,
definitely scared me.
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69. Crackers. Crackers.
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70. Excuse me.
What did you say?
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71. Crackers. Crackers.
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72. Aw, gee, Pesto.
What are you gonna do?
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73. What am I gonna do?
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74. I'm gonna teach
that bird some manners.
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75. That's what I'm gonna do.
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76. You know, you belong
on a pirate's shoulder,
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77. you miserable LaGuardia.
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78. Do you have something
you wanna say to my beak?
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79. Crackers. Crackers.
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80. Are you calling me
crackers?
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81. Are you saying I'm a large
sodium-covered square
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82. here to amuse you?
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83. Crackers. Crackers.
Crackers.
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84. That's it.
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85. Hey, here's your saltine—
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86. That's gonna be trouble,
definitely trouble.
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87. I'll give you a cracker
upside the head.
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88. Stop it. Stop it at once.
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89. Crackers.
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90. Crackers.
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91. How dare you suck the blood
from my parrot.
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92. Horrid, horrid,
undead bird!
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93. Did you see me beak him?
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94. I beaked him real good.
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95. He never laid a wing on me.
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96. Get out! The both of you.
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97. You were in this together
the whole time.
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98. It was a plot
to hurt my Crackers.
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99. Don Pardo.
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100. Ah, gee, Pesto.
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101. I know, I know.
I'm supposed to sing. Fine.
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102. There. You happy?
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103. That was good, Pesto.
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104. You think it was great?
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105. No, but it was good.
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106. But you think
it was good, right?
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107. Hey, you know what?
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108. I could be the next
Wing Newton.
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