Animaniacs 1x34

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The studio hires a new teacher named Miss Flamiel to teach the Warners. Despite her best efforts, she meets only with frustration and is unable to teach them anything.

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1. Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

2. The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

3. Try to take over the world.

4. Pinky, I believe I have conceived

5. my most brilliant plan to date.

6. I shall use subliminal mind control to take over the world.

7. Pinky?

8. Today's inside story

9. is country megastar Willy Rae Cyprus.

10. Narf!

11. It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.

12. You have no idea.

13. Pinky, do you know what a subliminal message is?

14. Something you leave

15. on a subliminal telephone answering machine?

16. No, it is a recorded message perceived only

17. by the subconscious human mind.

18. I have recorded such a message.

19. Citizens of the world,

20. you are under my control.

21. You will do whatever I say.

22. Nice mix, but it's not exactly danceable, is it?

23. If people heard this message enough times,

24. they would succumb to my control

25. and we could take over the world.

26. What do you think, Pinky?

27. I think I'm getting dizzy, and I rather like it.

28. Sometimes you hurt my head, Pinky.

29. The only problem,

30. how to get this message repeated, worldwide airplay?

31. I listen to his song 20 times a day.

32. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

33. Well, I think so, Brain,

34. but burlap chafes me so.

35. Country music, Pinky.

36. I will go to Nashville

37. and become the biggest country-music star of all-time.

38. Everyone will hear my record and my subliminal message,

39. and I will take over the world.

40. Egad, Brain!

41. Oh, but, no, no.

42. It takes people years of hard work to become famous, Brain.

43. Why, take Kathie Lee Gifford for example.

44. She did community theater and—

45. Stop talking, Pinky.

46. I must think.

47. I have calculated every ingredient necessary

48. to become a country-music megastar.

49. Read me the list, Pinky.

50. A "cowboy hat."

51. Check.

52. A "southern dialect."

53. Check, y'all.

54. Nice, Brain.

55. "Working-class values."

56. I enjoy beef jerky

57. and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.

58. "A song."

59. Check.

60. "A name consisting

61. of not less than three words."

62. From now on, I shall be Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.

63. And "a height of at least six feet."

64. A—

65. Drat.

66. There must be some way for me to increase my height.

67. Hmm. Let me think.

68. Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.

69. Faster Pinky, faster.

70. You amaze me, Pinky.

71. I do my best.

72. Proceed, Pinky.

73. Ki-yi-yippee-yi-yo.

74. How do I look?

75. Oh, very nice, Brain.

76. It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

77. You are my manager, Colonel Pinky.

78. You discovered me playing guitar

79. on the front porch of my humble pig farm.

80. Any questions?

81. Oh, just one.

82. When you farm humble pigs,

83. how far apart do you have to plant them?

84. If I could reach you, I would hurt you.

85. But for now, on to Nashville.

86. On to Nashville!

87. This is a pain that is going to linger.

88. Two tickets to Nashville, please.

89. Ooh-wee.

90. You're a tall drink of water, ain't ya, darling?

91. Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts.

92. At least he didn't ask me to pull his finger.

93. Egad, Bippie Boop Bop Brain.

94. Road trips are so exciting.

95. It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain, Pinky.

96. Right. Sorry. Zort!

97. Concentrate, Pinky. Concentrate.

98. Yes.

99. This pain will definitely be with me a while.

100. The "Rowdy Ranch Nightclub."

101. What are we doing here, Boobie Baa Baa Brain?

102. It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

103. And according to statistics,

104. an inordinate number of country western superstars

105. have gotten their start at this very establishment.

106. Egad!

107. Do you suppose Minnie Pearl performed here?

108. One can only hope.

109. When I give the signal, play the subliminal-message tape.

110. Right-o, Bippie Bebop Balloola.

111. Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky.

112. And now a newcomer,

113. Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

114. Howdy, you all.

115. Here's a little ditty I wrote.

116. Hope you enjoy it, you all.

117. He ain't half bad.

118. Ain't half good either.

119. Now, Pinky.

120. Citizens of the world,

121. you are under my control.

122. You will do whatever I say.

123. Buy my record and listen to it 20 times a day.

124. Let's buy his record.

125. And listen to it 20 times a day.

126. I don't know about y'all, but I can't get enough of

127. Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

128. Let's hear it again.

129. Well, he's the hottest thing to hit Nashville

130. since my mama's jalapeño grits.

131. Here's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

132. I'm your biggest fan. What do you say to that?

133. I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.

134. Go on.

135. Yee-haw!

136. Hey, Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

137. I just got back from France.

138. How'd you find it?

139. I used a map.

140. And the Country Tune Award for best male vocal goes to...

141. Bubba Bo Bob Brain!

142. Egad! Yippee!

143. Narf!

144. You're embarrassing me, Pinky.

145. Pardon my effervescence,

146. but your accolade is more than any bucolic mouse merits.

147. What's he saying?

148. I don't know.

149. I'd like to thank my mama

150. and Elvis.

151. Oh, how nice.

152. Well, isn't that nice?

153. I'm outside the Grand Ole Opry where tonight's concert

154. featuring country-music sensation Bubba Bo Bob Brain

155. is being televised worldwide.

156. In two words: Bubba is hot.

157. Do you realize what will happen

158. if the world hears my song just one more time?

159. An angel will get its wings?

160. No, Pinky.

161. My subliminal message will take permanent hold,

162. and the world will be under my control.

163. Oh, that.

164. Now,

165. do you remember what you have to do?

166. Yes. I need to make a dental appointment.

167. I have horrible plaque buildup.

168. The tape, Pinky, the tape.

169. Oh, right.

170. When you give the signal, I play the tape.

171. And now I'd like to introduce...

172. This is it. I'm on.

173. Good luck, Booba Bip Bop Brain.

174. How many times do I have to tell you? My name is—

175. Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

176. Yee-haw.

177. Let's start this hootenanny.

178. Now, Pinky.

179. You are under my control.

180. You will do whatever I say.

181. I will do whatever he says.

182. Whatever he says.

183. Whatever he says.

184. Whatever he says.

185. Way to go, Blubber Boo Bean Brain. Narf!

186. Do me a favor and forget my name.

187. While you're at it, forget you ever knew me.

188. Hey! Who's that skinny guy on-stage?

189. Who is he?

190. Get him off!

191. Boo!

192. I wanna see someone famous!

193. Tonight's inside story.

194. A complete unknown somehow made it onto the stage

195. at the Grand Ole Opry.

196. Turn that off, Pinky.

197. I'm trying to concentrate on a better plan

198. for tomorrow night.

199. Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

200. Same thing we do every night, Pinky.

201. Try to take over the world.

202. It's that time again.

203. To remember the Alamo?

204. To do another one of our cute little skits?

205. No. It's time to learn the day's lesson.

206. And to find out what it is, we turn to...

207. the Wheel of Morality.

208. Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn.

209. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

210. Moral number three.

211. And the moral of today's story is...

212. Elvis lives on in our hearts, in his music,

213. and in a trailer park outside Milwaukee.

214. I'm speechless.

215. Sort of gets you right here, doesn't it?

216. Pardon.

217. Yike!

218. "Flamiel."