1. Oh, please, doc,
you gotta help me.
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2. My tooth hurts.
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3. Open up and say, "Ah."
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4. Ah.
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5. Whoa, will you look
at that.
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6. What is it?
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7. The next cartoon.
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8. As far back as I can remember,
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9. I could always count
on Bobby and Pesto's help
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10. no matter what happened to me.
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11. Am I beat.
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12. What say we make like sleepers
and shut our peepers?
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13. Hey, Squit, knock it off.
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14. I'm trying to, Bobby.
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15. Hiccups are an involuntary
reflex, ya know.
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16. I'll give ya
an involuntary reflex.
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17. Remember Lippy Lombardi?
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18. Had hiccups so bad
his neck caved in?
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19. Yeah.
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20. Ya gotta help me.
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21. You do exactly what I tell ya
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22. and you won't get croaked
by hiccups.
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23. Take a deep breath.
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24. Swallow it.
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25. Hold it till I tell ya
to exhale, capiche?
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26. That ain't gonna work.
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27. What are you, some kind
of expert in "hiccupology"?
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28. As a matter of fact,
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29. I am an expert
in all things "anatamatonical."
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30. Are you telling me I don't know
what I'm doin' over here?
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31. Is that what you're telling me?
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32. Who, me? Tell you? Naw.
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33. Bada-bing.
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34. He is cured.
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35. Thanks, Bobby, I—
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36. What'd I tell ya?
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37. It— It would've worked
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38. if Squit knew how to do it.
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39. Who told you to exhale, huh?
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40. Well, maybe you could help him,
Mr. Bigtime-Know-It-All.
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41. Sure, Bobby,
whatever you say.
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42. Open up, Squit.
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43. Ahh. I see the problem.
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44. His duodenum's all spastical.
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45. Yeah, that duodenum's
outta whack.
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46. What the coo's
a duodenum?
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47. The duodenum, birdbrain,
is that dangly down thing
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48. you got connected
to your diaphragm
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49. which operates
your lung compression.
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50. Yeah.
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51. Well, can you fix it?
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52. Yeah, yeah,
forget about it.
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53. Grab his beak,
will you, Bobby?
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54. Can you breathe?
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55. Hm-mm.
Good.
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56. Hold still, 'cause I'm gonna
put pressure on your abdomen.
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57. Pastitsio!
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58. The Heim-hiccup-lich maneuver
works every time.
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59. Thanks, doc.
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60. "Doc"? What's that
supposed to mean?
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61. I just said, thanks, doc.
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62. "Doc"? What?
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63. Are you saying I'm one of those
seven ugly dwarves?
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64. Is that what you're saying?
That I am
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65. some kind of shorty-short,
white-bearded elfinette
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66. here to whistle
while I work for you?
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67. Is that what you're saying?
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68. No, I'm not saying that.
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69. I am a doc.
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70. Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
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71. That's it!
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72. "Doc"! Here's your doc!
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73. I'll give ya a doc, ya beaking,
freaking, winkie-dinkie!
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74. Remember Coo-boy Capezio?
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75. Had hiccups so bad
his head collapsed?
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76. Yeah.
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77. Ah!
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78. I don't want a collapsed head.
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79. I don't want my neck to cave in.
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80. Pesto, you got any ideas
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81. how to rectify
Squit's predicament?
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82. Nah. You take care
of him, Bobby.
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83. Whatever treatment
you prescribe,
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84. I'm behind you
100 percent.
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85. I want you to drink
till I tell you to stop,
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86. capiche?
That ain't gonna work.
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87. You give me one more iota
of aggravation,
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88. I'm gonna peck open
your brainbox
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89. and let all the air out.
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90. Whoa!
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91. Oof!
Oof!
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92. That ain't gonna work.
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93. I've had it with you, Pesto.
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94. I mean, it will work
if Squit does it right.
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95. What? W-w-what I do?
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96. Bobby, come on.
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97. Don't peck open
Pesto's brainbox.
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98. Yo, Bobby.
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99. The Godpigeon.
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100. The Godpigeon says:
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101. "Remember Fluffer Frittata?
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102. Had hiccups so bad
his torso dissolved."
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103. Yeah.
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104. The Godpigeon says there's
nothing he can do for ya,
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105. and he hopes you had
a nice life.
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106. What happened?
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107. The Godpigeon stupefied
the hiccups outta ya.
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108. Woo-hoo-hoo!
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109. Thanks.
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110. I love being a Goodfeather.
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111. No matter what happens,
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112. we stick together
like the Three Musketeers.
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113. "Musketeers."
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114. What do you mean by that?
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115. I just said we're like
the Three Musketeers.
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116. You know, all for one
and one for all.
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117. Are you saying that I am
Annette Funicello
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118. here to wear mouse ears
for you?
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119. That I am some kind of
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120. "Hey, there, hi,
there, ho, there,
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121. come and join thy jamboree"
punk on a kids' TV show?
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122. Is that what you're sayin'?
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123. No, I'm not saying that.
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124. I am a musketeer.
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125. Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm sayin'.
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126. That's it!
I'll give ya a musketeer!
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127. Hey, ow. Come on.
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128. I'll give ya one
upside the head,
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129. that's what I'll give ya.
I'm no musketeer! Zooey voom.
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130. Friends... ya gotta love 'em.
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131. We'd like to update the press
on Wakko Warner's condition.
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132. Earlier today,
Wakko had a headache.
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133. We found a cartoon
stuck in his ear.
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134. We pulled it out.
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135. Then Wakko's eye hurt.
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136. We found another cartoon
stuck in his eye.
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137. Uh, we pulled it out.
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138. Then Wakko got
a toothache.
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139. We found another cartoon
stuck in his mouth.
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140. We pulled that one out
as well.
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141. So, Wakko,
how do you feel now?
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142. Oh, my bottom hurts.
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143. Mwah!
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144. Good night, everybody.
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145. Wanna see me make bubbles
with my spit?
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146. Sure do.
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147. In fact, that's the theme
of our next show.
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148. So don't miss it.
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