Animaniacs 1x33

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Brain wants to take over the world by tricking people into thinking that aliens are invading Earth and having them flee the cities in a panic.

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1. Oh, please, doc, you gotta help me.

2. My tooth hurts.

3. Open up and say, "Ah."

4. Ah.

5. Whoa, will you look at that.

6. What is it?

7. The next cartoon.

8. As far back as I can remember,

9. I could always count on Bobby and Pesto's help

10. no matter what happened to me.

11. Am I beat.

12. What say we make like sleepers and shut our peepers?

13. Hey, Squit, knock it off.

14. I'm trying to, Bobby.

15. Hiccups are an involuntary reflex, ya know.

16. I'll give ya an involuntary reflex.

17. Remember Lippy Lombardi?

18. Had hiccups so bad his neck caved in?

19. Yeah.

20. Ya gotta help me.

21. You do exactly what I tell ya

22. and you won't get croaked by hiccups.

23. Take a deep breath.

24. Swallow it.

25. Hold it till I tell ya to exhale, capiche?

26. That ain't gonna work.

27. What are you, some kind of expert in "hiccupology"?

28. As a matter of fact,

29. I am an expert in all things "anatamatonical."

30. Are you telling me I don't know what I'm doin' over here?

31. Is that what you're telling me?

32. Who, me? Tell you? Naw.

33. Bada-bing.

34. He is cured.

35. Thanks, Bobby, I—

36. What'd I tell ya?

37. It— It would've worked

38. if Squit knew how to do it.

39. Who told you to exhale, huh?

40. Well, maybe you could help him, Mr. Bigtime-Know-It-All.

41. Sure, Bobby, whatever you say.

42. Open up, Squit.

43. Ahh. I see the problem.

44. His duodenum's all spastical.

45. Yeah, that duodenum's outta whack.

46. What the coo's a duodenum?

47. The duodenum, birdbrain, is that dangly down thing

48. you got connected to your diaphragm

49. which operates your lung compression.

50. Yeah.

51. Well, can you fix it?

52. Yeah, yeah, forget about it.

53. Grab his beak, will you, Bobby?

54. Can you breathe?

55. Hm-mm. Good.

56. Hold still, 'cause I'm gonna put pressure on your abdomen.

57. Pastitsio!

58. The Heim-hiccup-lich maneuver works every time.

59. Thanks, doc.

60. "Doc"? What's that supposed to mean?

61. I just said, thanks, doc.

62. "Doc"? What?

63. Are you saying I'm one of those seven ugly dwarves?

64. Is that what you're saying? That I am

65. some kind of shorty-short, white-bearded elfinette

66. here to whistle while I work for you?

67. Is that what you're saying?

68. No, I'm not saying that.

69. I am a doc.

70. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

71. That's it!

72. "Doc"! Here's your doc!

73. I'll give ya a doc, ya beaking, freaking, winkie-dinkie!

74. Remember Coo-boy Capezio?

75. Had hiccups so bad his head collapsed?

76. Yeah.

77. Ah!

78. I don't want a collapsed head.

79. I don't want my neck to cave in.

80. Pesto, you got any ideas

81. how to rectify Squit's predicament?

82. Nah. You take care of him, Bobby.

83. Whatever treatment you prescribe,

84. I'm behind you 100 percent.

85. I want you to drink till I tell you to stop,

86. capiche? That ain't gonna work.

87. You give me one more iota of aggravation,

88. I'm gonna peck open your brainbox

89. and let all the air out.

90. Whoa!

91. Oof! Oof!

92. That ain't gonna work.

93. I've had it with you, Pesto.

94. I mean, it will work if Squit does it right.

95. What? W-w-what I do?

96. Bobby, come on.

97. Don't peck open Pesto's brainbox.

98. Yo, Bobby.

99. The Godpigeon.

100. The Godpigeon says:

101. "Remember Fluffer Frittata?

102. Had hiccups so bad his torso dissolved."

103. Yeah.

104. The Godpigeon says there's nothing he can do for ya,

105. and he hopes you had a nice life.

106. What happened?

107. The Godpigeon stupefied the hiccups outta ya.

108. Woo-hoo-hoo!

109. Thanks.

110. I love being a Goodfeather.

111. No matter what happens,

112. we stick together like the Three Musketeers.

113. "Musketeers."

114. What do you mean by that?

115. I just said we're like the Three Musketeers.

116. You know, all for one and one for all.

117. Are you saying that I am Annette Funicello

118. here to wear mouse ears for you?

119. That I am some kind of

120. "Hey, there, hi, there, ho, there,

121. come and join thy jamboree" punk on a kids' TV show?

122. Is that what you're sayin'?

123. No, I'm not saying that.

124. I am a musketeer.

125. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.

126. That's it! I'll give ya a musketeer!

127. Hey, ow. Come on.

128. I'll give ya one upside the head,

129. that's what I'll give ya. I'm no musketeer! Zooey voom.

130. Friends... ya gotta love 'em.

131. We'd like to update the press on Wakko Warner's condition.

132. Earlier today, Wakko had a headache.

133. We found a cartoon stuck in his ear.

134. We pulled it out.

135. Then Wakko's eye hurt.

136. We found another cartoon stuck in his eye.

137. Uh, we pulled it out.

138. Then Wakko got a toothache.

139. We found another cartoon stuck in his mouth.

140. We pulled that one out as well.

141. So, Wakko, how do you feel now?

142. Oh, my bottom hurts.

143. Mwah!

144. Good night, everybody.

145. Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?

146. Sure do.

147. In fact, that's the theme of our next show.

148. So don't miss it.