Animaniacs 1x32

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The Warners are abducted by aliens and taken aboard their spaceship where their hijinks begin to annoy the aliens.

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1. Greetings from Impetago's,

2. where all the stars have turned out

3. for the celebrity gala of the year.

4. Let's see who's here.

5. You gonna blast this one

6. like you blasted all these others before?

7. I ain't the way I was before.

8. Columbus understood that the Earth wasn't flat,

9. like this.

10. Or this.

11. Or this.

12. Au contraire, Columbus knew the Earth was round, like this.

13. Care for any dessert, sir?

14. Well, this will be a beginning.

15. You just never know who'll turn up

16. at a star-stuffed shindig like this one.

17. Yup, you never know who'll turn up.

18. Especially uninvited.

19. Mm, these cheese balls are delicious.

20. Please, sir, may I have some more?

21. More?

22. Say no more, sister sibling.

23. Oh, hello.

24. Uh... hi. Yakko Warner.

25. Pleased to meet you, Yakko.

26. Name's Francis Pumphandle, but everyone calls me Pip.

27. Great cheese balls, huh, Pip?

28. I'll say.

29. Cheese balls are one of my all-time favorite foods.

30. I always seem to meet the most interesting people

31. when I'm around them too.

32. In fact, cheese balls bring to mind

33. the time I met Bob Barker.

34. You don't say.

35. Yes, indeed.

36. Bob Barker, star of the most popular

37. morning game show.

38. He's an emcee, a host and a celebrity,

39. all rolled into one.

40. Anyway, eight months ago, it was Tuesday the 17th,

41. I believe—

42. Or it might have been the 18th.

43. No, no, it was definitely the 17th,

44. because it was precisely one week

45. after my aunt Lucretia's birthday,

46. which is the 10th.

47. Aunt Lucretia's quite a woman.

48. Loves to cook.

49. She prepares a fabulous wor shu op.

50. That's a Chinese duck dish.

51. I love Chinese food.

52. I once went to a party where they served

53. Chinese food and cheese balls.

54. Now, that was a Catch-22 situation.

55. Catch-22 was a movie, you know.

56. It was long, very long.

57. They say the book was better,

58. but it was a novel,

59. and I never finish reading those things.

60. Well, isn't that interesting?

61. Of course, a lot of people don't read much nowadays.

62. They watch television.

63. I caught a program on PBS last night.

64. A very good show on chimpanzees. What took so long?

65. Is Michelle Pfeiffer out there?

66. Never mind, there's a person up here you gotta meet.

67. Mel Gibson? Close.

68. But it was Fred's chimpanzee's girlfriend

69. that had me stumped.

70. I couldn't remember her name, so I looked it up.

71. Her name was Phoebe B. Beebee.

72. Dot Warner, this is Francis Pumphandle, but—

73. Everyone calls me Pip.

74. Anyway, as I was saying, eight months ago,

75. Tuesday the 17th...

76. I'm going to hurt my brother badly.

77. I love to relax.

78. In fact, relaxing is a pastime of mine.

79. Some people play golf, others like tennis,

80. horseshoes, Bridge, Canasta, and other such fancy hobbies.

81. Wakko Warner, meet Pip. Bye!

82. Charmed to meet ya.

83. Now, another hobby enjoyed by many is knitting.

84. My grandmother was a great knitter.

85. Knitted this sweater I'm wearing.

86. It's red, which is not my favorite color.

87. I prefer mauve or mustard yellow.

88. Now, don't get me wrong,

89. red is okay for ties and suspenders,

90. but with sweaters, I prefer more neutral colors.

91. I have to go.

92. But when I'm relaxing, I don't care what wear.

93. Long pants, Bermuda shorts, T-shirts or formal attire.

94. You name it, anything goes.

95. Now, on the 17th, during my relaxing stroll,

96. I recall wearing my herringbone jacket,

97. my Laughlin, Nevada, souvenir tie,

98. and my charcoal-gray slacks.

99. Or was it the navy slacks?

100. Oh, I suppose it doesn't really matter, does it?

101. What matters is comfort.

102. You know, I once stayed at a Comfort Inn.

103. Doggy bag, sir?

104. Warm, cozy, comfortable.

105. I love comfort.

106. It goes along with that pastime of mine, relaxing.

107. Now, for me, there's nothing more relaxing...

108. Go away.

109. than a nice, leisurely stroll,

110. like the one I took eight months ago on the 17th.

111. It was a bright, sunny day.

112. This man is scaring me.

113. Which of course is the optimum condition

114. for relaxed strolling...

115. I can't say it hasn't been grand, Pip,

116. because it hasn't.

117. We gotta run. Bye!

118. I kept humming and humming and humming and humming.

119. I couldn't get the tune out of my head.

120. Retreat!

121. We'd love to stay and count our brain cells

122. as they die, one by one.

123. But we can't.

124. Gotta go.

125. Bye!

126. I'd always wanted to play an instrument,

127. and be like my hero, Leo Sayer.

128. Free at last! Free at last!

129. Thank—

130. But who can compete with Leo?

131. I think I was just scared that I'd fail.

132. Well, I decided right then and there

133. to go buy a musical instrument.

134. So on the particular Tuesday, the 17th,

135. to which was referring, I went down

136. to the Sixth Street Music Emporium

137. to buy a new tambourine.

138. A terribly soothing instrument, contrary to popular opinion.

139. And as I was strolling along I detected a wonderful scent

140. in the morning air.

141. "What could it be?" I asked myself.

142. Silence?

143. So I went toward that marvelous scent,

144. distracted by its aroma from my musical mission.

145. The odor was a mix

146. of orchid flowers and bologna,

147. which of course is one of the world's

148. most underappreciated luncheon meats.

149. That and pimento loaf.

150. I love a good pimento loaf and mayo sandwich.

151. The more pimentos, the better.

152. Why, just the mention of pimentos

153. makes my tastebuds stand up and say, "Howdy."

154. Now there's an interesting word: howdy.

155. Is it from, "How are you?" or maybe, "How you doing?"

156. "Howdy" is one of those strange words

157. that really has no origin.

158. I like saying, "How do?" more than, "Howdy."

159. More formal, I think. Not too flowery.

160. But the flowery aroma

161. of that particular Tuesday morning

162. carried me on my fragrant quest.

163. Adiós.

164. Arrivederci. Au revoir.

165. Sayonara.

166. Aloha oi. Oi vei.

167. Home sweet home.

168. Now, the smell was actually less bologna and more orchid,

169. the beautiful flower found on the island state of Hawaii.

170. Of course, I wasn't in Hawaii, so I needed to search out

171. the location of the nearest orchid.

172. So I visited every florist shop in town.

173. Well, to make a long story short,

174. not a single flower shop in town had any orchids in stock,

175. which seemed mighty curious to me.

176. Now, as we all know, curiosity killed the cat,

177. but since I'm not feline, I wasn't too worried.

178. Felines are funny creatures, don't you think?

179. I had a cat once.

180. It used its claws to tear my living room couch to shreds.

181. It was a comfy couch too.

182. Had a sleep-away bed in it, with a foam-rubber mattress.

183. Now, I bought the couch and the mattress

184. at Levine's department store on 3rd Ave.

185. The very same afternoon of that relaxing stroll aforementioned.

186. I also bought myself a lovely tambourine

187. on that same shopping expedition.

188. Anyway I didn't wanna pay extra for the delivery of the couch,

189. so I decided to carry the couch home myself.

190. It was quite cumbersome.

191. And getting it through the store's revolving doors

192. was a bit of a challenge.

193. And just as I emerged onto the street,

194. by accident I bumped into a well-dressed man

195. with an orchid in his lapel.

196. It was Bob Barker, and he was eating

197. a bologna and cheese-ball sandwich.

198. Well, it's been nice chatting with you.

199. All Huh?

200. Bye.

201. It's too quiet.

202. I miss him.

203. Pip, wait!

204. Pip, come back! Tell us another story.

205. Please, I wanna learn more about bologna.

206. Did you ever meet Don Knotts?

207. Oh, tell us! Please do!