Animaniacs 1x30

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Dr. Scratchansniff gets a parking ticket and is represented in court by the firm Warner, Warner and Warner.

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1. It's time for another "Good Idea Bad Idea."

2. Good idea:

3. Dressing up for Halloween as a pirate.

4. Bad idea:

5. Dressing up for Halloween as a piñata.

6. The end.

7. People of Iraq—

8. Ow!

9. I so love a musical number.

10. Fetch me an insurance salesman.

11. I want to torment someone.

12. We're here.

13. Hate to tell you this, Wakko,

14. but I don't think this is Six Flags Over Flushing.

15. On second thought, forget the insurance salesman.

16. Those three will do quite nicely.

17. Ah, this Thomas Bros. Map is ridiculous.

18. You see? We should have made a left in Cucamonga,

19. and a right in Azusa.

20. I am Satan—

21. We're trying to figure something out.

22. Would you be a doll, hold that thought?

23. Sorry. Later,

24. I'm gonna give you some makeup tips.

25. And another left

26. at Roger Ebert's House of Pudding.

27. Some people always have to be the center of attention.

28. Little fools. I am Beelzebub.

29. Lucifer. The reaper of souls. The really angry one.

30. I am Satan.

31. So that's nothing.

32. I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca

33. Banana Fanna Bobesca III.

34. Just a little thing I do.

35. You blundering dolts.

36. Don't you realize you've entered the fiery realm of Hades?

37. Hades?

38. Boy, they were right.

39. It didn't have a chance.

40. Silence.

41. And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment.

42. Another Bob Hope special?

43. Worse.

44. Cerberus, the hound of Hades.

45. Cerberus, my pet,

46. toss these fools into the lake of fire,

47. but slowly.

48. I want to watch them wiggle in agony.

49. How 'bout if we just wiggle here?

50. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,

51. wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle—

52. Cease this at once.

53. Cerberus, my pet, throw them in.

54. Wanna meet my pet?

55. Hey, does George Hamilton know your tan's better than his?

56. Silence! I don't want to hear another peep from you.

57. Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep—

58. Stop peeping.

59. Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep—

60. Ooh.

61. Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others.

62. You will remain in here for eternity listening to...

63. whiny protest songs from the '60s.

64. Enjoy.

65. You dare mock the Prince of Darkness?

66. Prince? Where?

67. He's dreamy.

68. Not.

69. I can do that too.

70. Look at me, I'm a giraffe.

71. Ha!

72. Silly mortal, I can grow taller than you.

73. Bet you can't.

74. You win.

75. Blasted horns. I knew I should have gotten them trimmed.

76. Listen, if you're gonna hang around here all day, we—

77. We're gonna just take off.

78. I haven't had a day like this in some time.

79. Halt, you miserable mortals.

80. Great trick.

81. Yeah, good one, all right.

82. Do you know Siegfried and Roy?

83. Do an impression.

84. Come on, do one.

85. Do an impression. Yeah.

86. I'm really not very good at impressions.

87. Oh, come on.

88. Just do it. Just a couple. Go ahead.

89. Okay, just a few.

90. Here's Curly Howard on a visit to Wisconsin.

91. Oh, Larry, jeez. Moe, Larry, cheese.

92. Curly Howard of The Three Stooges,

93. ladies and gentlemen.

94. My next rendering...

95. Huh? Huh? No!

96. Get off that boat. It goes to purgatory.

97. Well, I guess the worst of it is behind us.

98. Now, foolish mortals, you will know the awesome fury

99. and power of my revenge.

100. Prepare yourselves for an eternity of terror.

101. Wakko, anything in your gag-bag that can handle this?

102. No, Yakko.

103. Dot, comments, analysis.

104. Nothing, Yakko.

105. Bones.

106. Darn it, Yakko, I'm a doctor, not a magician.

107. Well, looks like it's up to me.

108. Freeze-frame!

109. You've frozen everything.

110. Do you have any idea how long it takes

111. to get the pilot lit?

112. Get out!

113. Darn. This isn't Six Flags Over Flushing either.

114. I am Saint Pe—

115. Would you be a doll and hold that thought?