Animaniacs 1x28

Directed by Dave Marshall • Gary Hartle

The Hip Hippos cope without their maid.

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1. It's time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

2. Good idea:

3. Taking a deep breath

4. before jumping into a swimming pool.

5. Bad idea:

6. Taking a deep breath

7. after jumping into a swimming pool.

8. The end.

9. So this is The Love Boat.

10. You must be Doc.

11. Call me Ishmael.

12. Call me Ishtar.

13. Call me irresponsible.

14. Call me any time,

15. but not collect, okay, big fella?

16. Hi, we're stowaways. Are you Gopher?

17. No, I Queequeg.

18. Sorry to hear that. Next time, don't eat so many prunes.

19. Hey, look.

20. They've got miniature golf on board.

21. Fore!

22. Who dares disturb my brooding?

23. Starbuck, have you sighted Moby Dick?

24. Ach! Negative, captain. We must quit this mad quest.

25. Ye craven bilge rat.

26. We'll search for Moby Dick until— What?

27. Captain Stubing, you mind if I steered the boat

28. so we can go water-skiing?

29. What? Yes. Go away.

30. We'll search for Moby Dick until the seas dry up

31. and the fish flop around in their underwear

32. because all the water's gone.

33. We'll search until— Huh?

34. What in the name of Neptune's pantry?

35. Give me that wheel at once!

36. You're the captain.

37. Whoa!

38. Who are ye?

39. We're the Warner brothers, Captain Stubing.

40. And the Warner sister.

41. Say, would you see if there's anything stuck in my teeth?

42. You know, if you shaved your beard,

43. you'd look just like Ernest Borgnine.

44. Mark ye well that I am Captain Ahab.

45. Cursed by vengeance to roam the seas

46. until I find Moby Dick.

47. You stowaways earn your keep aboard the Pequod.

48. Now find me a white whale.

49. Okay.

50. Look. A white whale.

51. Where? Where?

52. Stop your tomfoolery.

53. Find me that whale!

54. Thar she blows!

55. Where? Where?

56. That's high C on the high seas.

57. Yeah.

58. So, what do you say, cap?

59. Let's look for something else now.

60. Yeah.

61. Who cares about a white whale?

62. Let's dress up like ghosts and scare the crew.

63. Don't ye understand?

64. All I live for is to catch Moby Dick

65. and destroy him for his oil,

66. conquer him for his blubber,

67. stomp on his big whale head and make perfume from his brain.

68. Captain, you've gotta go on shore leave more often.

69. Get Moby Dick. All hands stand to.

70. Man the longboat!

71. Or woman the short boat. That way, everybody's covered.

72. Stroke.

73. You have a cute beard.

74. Stroke.

75. You have a wonderful voice.

76. Stroke.

77. Have you ever considered a career in radio?

78. Faster, me hearties.

79. Row till your giblets turn to gravy.

80. You're mine, Moby Dick!

81. No, please don't kill the whale.

82. We wanna take him home for a pet.

83. We have an enormous bathtub.

84. Agh!

85. Back to your posts and row, ye miserable little barnacles,

86. or I'll run ye through.

87. Wait, please!

88. Vengeance is mine at last.

89. Begone!

90. Whoa— W-w-whoa.

91. So long, Moby Dick.

92. Hey, Captain Ahab.

93. Tell Moby all about stomping on him,

94. and making blubber cakes and stuff out of his oil.

95. Oh, I was just funning the youngsters about all that.

96. I certainly wasn't serious— Aah!

97. Say, nice leg.

98. Get me out of here!

99. So long, Captain Ahab.

100. Enjoy your new home!

101. Don't play around Moby's blowhole.

102. Alas, we're alone, adrift on the open ocean

103. without food, water, or facial moisturizer.

104. That's right, kids.

105. Always remember,

106. a moisturized face is a happy face.

107. Isn't there a single ship anywhere

108. that will take pity on us?

109. Any ship will do.

110. Hey, little buddies.

111. We shoulda been more specific.