Animaniacs 1x27

Paul Rugg as Mr. Director (voice)

While running away from Ralph, the Warners get hired by a Jerry Lewis-based comedy director for his movie, leading to a clash of comedic styles. Soon, the Warners end up directing, giving the director the worst day of his life.

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1. Gee, Brain. What do you wanna do tonight?

2. The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

3. Try to take over the world.

4. Can I stop now, Brain?

5. Not until I finish my demonstration.

6. When I build my reverse geotropic arrester, Pinky,

7. and throw it from the North Pole like this:

8. In a matter of seconds, the cable will become taut,

9. gravity will cease,

10. and everyone will fly off the face of the Earth—

11. —leaving us alone to assume control.

12. Egad, Brain. Brilliant.

13. Oh, wait. No, no.

14. What's going to keep us from flying off the Earth?

15. We will duct-tape ourselves to a tree.

16. Unfortunately, we still need to raise money

17. to buy a 1 billion-ton magnet.

18. But I have a solution.

19. Tomorrow is the running of the Kentucky Derby.

20. Do you know what that is?

21. Um...

22. Oh, a very large hat?

23. Promise me something, Pinky.

24. Never breed.

25. I'll try.

26. The Kentucky Derby is the biggest horserace of the year.

27. There's a $1,000,000 purse

28. going to the jockey riding the winning horse,

29. and I am going to win that purse!

30. Zort, Brain, a million-dollar purse?

31. Oh, you're going to need

32. matching pumps and earrings for that.

33. Focus, Pinky, focus.

34. Now, watch.

35. Voilà!

36. Narf! Oh, Brain, I get it.

37. You're a beautiful lawn ornament.

38. Look at me, narf. I'm a pink flamingo.

39. I'm a cement deer.

40. Oh, I'm one of the seven dwarfs, Brain.

41. Stop it, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.

42. Oh, righto, Brain. Narf.

43. Now, let us make haste,

44. for we have much to do before the race begins.

45. Poit.

46. First, Pinky, we must visit the stables.

47. Inside, we will find the winning horse.

48. Uh, how are we gonna do that, Brain?

49. The Racing Form, Pinky.

50. By analyzing the velocity-based pace line,

51. mile turf win, and Beyer Speed Figures,

52. we'll find a Grade 1 stakes claimer

53. who'll give us a key-horse situation.

54. Uh, can't we just ride the pretty one?

55. Heavens, they're multiplying.

56. This is a business trip, Pinky.

57. Oh, right. Sorry, Brain.

58. Here is our horse.

59. "Daddy's Little Angel."

60. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

61. Well, I think so, Brain,

62. but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

63. The race, Pinky.

64. By combining the statistics and my low body weight,

65. this horse cannot lose.

66. The prize money will be ours.

67. Now, I must take the place of the real jockey.

68. Hello?

69. Is this the jockey who's going to ride Daddy's Little Angel?

70. Yeah.

71. This is Ed McMahon for Publishers Smearing House.

72. You've just won $10,000,000.

73. I won $10,000,000.

74. I won $10,000,000!

75. I am outta here! Later!

76. Louie! Louie!

77. Later!

78. Who's gonna ride my horse?

79. I mean, Louie is the smallest,

80. lightest jockey in the entire world.

81. Not anymore.

82. You're a jockey?

83. Actually, I am a mouse in the early stages

84. of an elaborate scheme to take over the world.

85. Well, fine. We all need a hobby,

86. but will you ride my horse?

87. I shall ride and win.

88. Oh, thank you. Thank you!

89. Let's weigh him in.

90. Saddle, 7 pounds.

91. Saddle and rider, 7 pounds, 3 ounces.

92. A genetically perfect jockey. This is fantastic.

93. Let's look into early retirement.

94. Here come the horses, ladies and gentlemen,

95. for the running of the Kentucky Derby.

96. Oh, isn't this exciting, Brain?

97. Pinky, what are you doing here?

98. Your weight will disrupt my winning calculations.

99. But, Brain, it's too exciting. I—

100. Oh, hello.

101. Pinky, the race is starting.

102. And they're off!

103. Wow! Zort. Poit!

104. On the inside corner it's Isle of Yap in the lead,

105. followed by Flameel and Leggo My Egoiste on the inside rail.

106. And coming up strong on the outside

107. is Daddy's Little Angel.

108. And Phar Fignewton trails far behind.

109. On the backstretch, coming into the final turn,

110. it's Isle of Yap, Flameel,

111. and Daddy's Little Angel is passing them all.

112. Yah! Yah!

113. Zort! Oof!

114. And Daddy's Little Angel takes the lead by two lengths,

115. followed by Isle of Yap, Flameel, Leggo My Egoiste,

116. and way back there, Phar Fignewton.

117. Huh?

118. Phar Fignewton is coming up like a rocket on the outside.

119. It's Daddy's Little Angel and Phar Fignewton.

120. Oh, no.

121. Yah! Yah! Yah!

122. And at the wire, it's Phar Fignewton.

123. Phar Fignewton wins it all!

124. In the words of the great Willie Shoemaker, "Nuts!"

125. Pinky, will you please stop that?

126. I'm trying to concentrate on tomorrow night.

127. Mwah. Why, Brain?

128. What are we gonna do tomorrow night?

129. Guess.

130. Oh, yeah. Trying to take over the world. Right.

131. And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.

132. "Fuzzy Wuzzy."

133. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

134. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy

135. So he changed his name to Ed Asner

136. Thank you.

137. This has been another visit to Dot's Poetry Corner.

138. Spew!