Animaniacs 1x26

Directed by Dave Marshall • Greg Reyna • Barry Caldwell

The Goodfeathers battle the Sparrows over possession of a statue of Martin Scorsese in a musical spoof of "West Side Story."

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1. 't like Yakko.

2. Yes, we've talked about that already.

3. Oh, well, enough said then.

4. The Warner brothers and their sister Dot,

5. they were the biggest things to hit Hollywood.

6. Bigger than Jacob Puntridge, bigger than Sally Saucy.

7. Big, big, big.

8. I remember they were discovered at Schwab's Pharmacy.

9. Wakko was eating a milk shake.

10. But I mean the whole thing.

11. The glass, the straw, everything.

12. One of the scouts for Warner Brothers was there

13. and before you could say "Sal Mineo,"

14. they got a big contract.

15. Bigger than Berle ever got.

16. He didn't like them.

17. Yes, we've heard.

18. Anyway, these kids made a few cartoons,

19. but the studio didn't know what to do with 'em.

20. Crazy they were. They made absolutely no sense.

21. And then when they pantsed Jimmy Cagney,

22. somethin' had to be done.

23. Like chickens with their heads cut off.

24. Funny chickens,

25. but too much for the studio.

26. They locked them up in that tower.

27. I hadn't heard about them in years.

28. But now, what?

29. They're out of the tower, I hear.

30. I hope Berle doesn't know. He doesn't like them.

31. Camelot, the most celebrated kingdom

32. in the history of Britain.

33. A kingdom of peace, prosperity and singing.

34. And in this castle lives King Arthur

35. and his Knights of the Round Table.

36. Oh, good knight, please pass the ketchup!

37. But one day, a great evil came upon the land.

38. Evil. Evil.

39. Fear not.

40. We shall calm the beast by singing.

41. King Arthur sent all his knights

42. to slay the dragon.

43. My bravest knights...

44. burnt to a crisp!

45. Merlin! Merlin!

46. It's magic.

47. Oh, great Merlin,

48. use your powers to conjure up a brave and powerful knight

49. to slay the dragon.

50. Eye of newt, an ounce of Sprite Send to us a great big knight

51. It's magic.

52. Honey, we're home.

53. Did you call for the bravest, most daring knight

54. in all the land?

55. Oh, yes.

56. Well, too bad, you got us.

57. What a silly mix-up.

58. It's all right? It's okay.

59. Please,

60. I beseech you, slay the dragon!

61. I am but a coward, I'm afraid.

62. Well, you're pretty brave to wear those tights.

63. Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon...

64. Would someone stop that man from yelling "dragon"?

65. Dragon! Dragon! Dra—

66. Thank you.

67. Please, you must help me!

68. All right, but if you kiss me, you're slaying your own dragon.

69. Oh, thank you.

70. Maybe we should slay him.

71. Come. To the war room.

72. Where is the war room?

73. Actually, we don't have a war room.

74. You do now.

75. Through this door are the greatest minds

76. of dragon-slaying.

77. By the way, you have a run in your tights. Where?

78. The dragon has to be stopped. We must attack.

79. And now, Dr. Yamamoto will speak. You may begin.

80. This dragon is of great scientific value.

81. It must be studied.

82. And now, Perry Mason.

83. I fear for all humanity.

84. On second thought, ah, forget the war room.

85. Well, looks like it's just us against the dragon.

86. Head-to-head. Toe-to-toe.

87. Enough! What about the dragon?

88. The dragon! The dragon!

89. Would someone stop him from yelling "dragon"?

90. The dragon! The dragon! The dragon!

91. Come, siblings, we have a...

92. you-know-what to slay.

93. Comedy. Dragon comedy.

94. The best dragon comedians at all of Camelot, right here.

95. Free peasant with every drink. Oh, yes, right this way, sir.

96. Hm?

97. And now, dragons and dragettes,

98. the Camelot Comedy Cabaret presents

99. the funniest dragon in all of Camelot:

100. Henny Dragon.

101. Ah-ha-ha. Thank you. Thank you.

102. You're too kind.

103. Hey, how 'bout that lady in the lake?

104. I mean, how long can she hold her breath?

105. Candy? Gum? Dynamite?

106. On the house, sugar.

107. God bless you.

108. Don't mention it.

109. And, hey, how 'bout that King Arthur, huh?

110. You know, I'll never forget the first time we met,

111. but I'm trying.

112. I'm slaying him.

113. Hey, what's green and stands in the corner?

114. A naughty frog.

115. No, really. You've been a great audience.

116. We're out of here.

117. Huh?

118. "Naughty frog." Narf!

119. Hysterical, Pinky.

120. Mice? But why?

121. We were trying to destroy Camelot

122. in yet another attempt to take over the world.

123. Come, Pinky. Back to the drawing board.

124. "Stands in the corner. Naughty frog."

125. You've saved Camelot.

126. I can't thank you enough!

127. Well, try anyway.

128. I knight thee, Sir Yaksalot,

129. Sir Waksalot,

130. and Lady Dotsalot.

131. They have slayed the dragon.

132. The dragon! The dragon! The dragon!

133. Would someone stop these people from yelling "dragon"?

134. The dra—

135. Thank you.

136. Goodbye, nurse.