Animaniacs 1x23

Directed by Dave Marshall • Alfred Gimeno

Modern art is born when the Warners help Pablo Picasso discover his painting style.

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1. All right, kiddies.

2. Let's see what your drawings say about you. Dot.

3. I drew a picture of the Eiffel tower in Italy.

4. There's no Eiffel tower in Italy.

5. Exactly.

6. Wakko, what have you drawn?

7. It's a cow eating grass.

8. Where is the grass?

9. The cow ate it.

10. Where is the cow?

11. He's not going to stick around

12. if there's no more grass to eat.

13. Let's see yours, Yakko.

14. It's a cartoon.

15. Aah! There's nothing there!

16. That's not a cartoon!

17. Sure it is. It just hasn't started yet.

18. When you're a Goodfeather,

19. it's like being in a family.

20. Putting food on the table is a matter of honor...

21. but sometimes it's a lot of pain

22. for not much gain.

23. Look at me! I got it! I got it!

24. Hey, give me that,

25. you good-for-nothing nobody bird!

26. You O.K.? You look dizzy.

27. What do you mean?

28. I just said you looked dizzy.

29. You saying I'm some dim-witted blond bombshell

30. here to titillate you?

31. I just thought you looked dizzy.

32. That's it!

33. Lucky for us bobby always came through

34. with the good scores.

35. What are you, some kind of a maniac?

36. He was busting my beak.

37. I ought to beak the both of youse.

38. I got a score on the east side.

39. A score?

40. Want to tell the whole world?

41. What did I do?

42. Come on.

43. It was a sweet score,

44. but it was out of our territory

45. on the gulls' side of town.

46. Why should they squawk?

47. We're just after a meal.

48. There's plenty for everybody.

49. I don't see why they got a problem.

50. We're just going to eat.

51. Somebody's got a problem, I'll give them a problem.

52. Just dig in, and if they start squawking,

53. I'll take care of it.

54. Pigeons, you're out of your league.

55. You better get out of here,

56. you little rats with wings.

57. You squawking to me?

58. Sounds like you're squawking to me.

59. You squawking to me?

60. Trying to squawk to me?

61. I'm squawking to you.

62. Who's squawking to me?

63. Me! I'm saying help!

64. What are you doing?

65. What does it look like?

66. I'm stuck, that's what I'm doing.

67. Think this is some kind of a fashion statement?

68. You some kind of a maniac?

69. I go to grab a bite,

70. next thing I'm stuck.

71. You going to help me?

72. Yeah, I'll help you.

73. Hey!

74. Whoa!

75. No!

76. Aah!

77. Sorry, pesto.

78. You're sorry? I'm drowning here.

79. What do I look like, Esther Williams?

80. You think I'm some kind of a mark Spitz?

81. I know how to get him out.

82. Where are you taking me?

83. What am I, the caboose?

84. Now watch me and do what I do.

85. Aah!

86. I just want you to know

87. this is starting to upset me.

88. Upset you? I'm upsetting you?

89. No. The situation upsets me.

90. Oh, and I'm not upset?

91. How about me over here?

92. Come here.

93. Are you finished?

94. Uh... I'm done, yeah.

95. Good. I got a plan.

96. Shh...

97. what is this, a wedding?

98. What am I, a tin can here?

99. Somebody throw some rice already.

100. Just old on. When the cabs take off,

101. the rings stretch, you're out.

102. Whoa!

103. When you get stuck, you get stuck good.

104. What do you mean by that?

105. I mean you're stuck, you know?

106. No, I don't know.

107. You mean I'm like an old piece of gum?

108. I'm like something under a chair

109. here to disgust you?

110. Is that what you mean?

111. I just mean you're stuck.

112. That's it!

113. Hey, pesto, what are you, a maniac?

114. Whoa!

115. Pesto!

116. Good, this is good.

117. Now we're all stuck.

118. I'm sorry, but Squit was busting my beak.

119. I'd like three hot dogs.

120. Coming right up.

121. That's it. Botta bingo!

122. That's our ticket out of here.

123. What are you talking about?

124. Shh. Follow me.

125. And I'd like three sodas with that.

126. Here you go.

127. Aah! Pigeons!

128. I got to hand it to you, that was amazing.

129. Yeah, yeah. Later.

130. Now let's get back to that score.

131. Hey, what happened here?

132. Looks like were out of luck.

133. You saying we're losers?

134. No. I just said we're out of luck.

135. Like we're a bunch of defunct leprechauns?

136. What? No. That's not what I meant.

137. You two a couple of maniacs?

138. What are you, crazy?

139. Maybe someday our ship will come in.

140. Meantime, being a Goodfeather isn't so bad.

141. It's that time again.

142. To floss?

143. To make a gookie?

144. No. It's time to learn the day's lesson.

145. To find out what it is,

146. we turn to the wheel of morality.

147. Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn,

148. tell us the lesson that we should learn.

149. Moral number four— the moral is...

150. the answer is blowing in the wind,

151. except in new jersey

152. where what's blowing smells funny.

153. Brings a tear to your eye.

154. Yes, we're all deeply moved.

155. Yike! Yike! Yike!

156. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

157. Hey, warner brothers and the warner sister,

158. you've just completed another great show.

159. What are you going to do now?

160. We're going to... sleep.

161. Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute