1. What do you mean,
I've been bumped
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2. from first class
to coach?
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3. I'm Ivan Bloski,
king of accounting,
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4. sultan of finance,
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5. crown prince
of long columns
with tiny numbers!
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6. Sorry. It was
a computer error.
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7. We'll refund you
the difference.
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8. I'm going to buy
this airline
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9. just so I can fire you,
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10. you... pair of eyes, you!
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11. Quit faking it
and get a job!
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12. Gangway, you losers!
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13. Aah!
Oof!
Aah!
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14. Aah!
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15. Stewardess,
I'm Ivan Bloski,
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16. and I demand privacy.
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17. Have everyone in coach
thrown off this plane.
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18. Oh, but, sir,
we can't do that.
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19. Then escort me
to my seat at once.
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20. Out of my way!
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21. Step aside!
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22. Get a life,
you losers!
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23. Aah!
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24. I'll need
a pillow, a blanket,
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25. and 15 bags
of honey-roasted peanuts.
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26. Pronto!
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27. Ahh.
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28. Now for a relaxing flight.
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29. Boingy Boingy
Boingy Boingy!
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30. Boingy Boingy
Boingy Boingy!
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31. Hi, mister.
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32. This is our
first trip
on a plane.
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33. We'll be
seat mates
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34. for the next
17 hours.
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35. Want some of my
mayonnaise muffin?
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36. Ech! No!
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37. Go away,
you horrible child.
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38. How's abouts
a kiss?
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39. Echh.
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40. Move it!
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41. Where'd you
learn to fly?
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42. Welcome to air pacific,
the jolly airline.
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43. Our deluxe 757
is equipped
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44. with a number
of safety features to use
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45. in case of emergency,
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46. such as our
fuel tanks explode
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47. and we crash
like a fiery ball
into the sea.
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48. Neato!
Cool!
Faboo!
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49. Please note
the air discomfort bags
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50. in your seat front.
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51. Hey, mister,
what's this?
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52. A vomit bag.
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53. Oh, poo!
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54. I got gypped.
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55. There's none in here.
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56. You'll find life jackets
under your seats.
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57. In a water landing,
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58. they'll keep you afloat
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59. unless you're
seized by a giant squid
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60. and dragged screaming
beneath the waves.
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61. This really
isn't my color.
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62. I'm a winter. Hee hee.
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63. O.K., Everyone,
life jacket test.
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64. Shh!
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65. Sshhhhhhh!
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66. Do you know
what that means?
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67. You have
a slow leak?
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68. Should cabin pressure
suddenly drop
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69. from a cargo hatch
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70. blowing out
into thin air,
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71. oxygen masks
will drop down.
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72. Don't play with my mask.
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73. Oh, you got dibs?
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74. No problem.
It's all yours.
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75. And please make sure
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76. your seat belts
are securely fastened.
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77. There.
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78. All ready
for takeoff.
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79. Leave me alone!
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80. Thank you for choosing
air pacific.
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81. You have well over
a 40% chance
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82. of landing safely.
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83. Enjoy your flight.
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84. And stop making
those stupid faces!
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85. What kind of faces
are we supposed
to make?
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86. Quiet faces.
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87. Just sit there like
mute little children.
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88. Hey, mister,
what's this?
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89. That's for eating.
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90. Delicious!
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91. Ecch.
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92. Bloski here.
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93. I've got the most
dreamy news.
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94. Rod just asked Patti
to go steady.
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95. Yaaaoww!
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96. This is absurd!
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97. You little goons
have been bothering me
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98. since I sat down.
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99. Do you know who I am?
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100. No. Do you
know me?
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101. No.
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102. We're even.
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103. We know
we like you.
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104. We have
no taste,
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105. but we
like you.
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106. On behalf of
the warner bros...
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107. and the warner
sister...
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108. I want to make you
our special friend.
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109. Stewardess!
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110. Get over here
now!
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111. May I help you?
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112. Hello-o-o, nurse!
Hello-O-o, nurse!
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113. Want to be our bunky?
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114. Men!
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115. Go fig!
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116. These children
are annoying me.
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117. Throw them into
your aircraft's jail.
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118. Only if
she goes, too.
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119. Oh, sir,
there's no jail
on this aircraft.
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120. Then build one
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121. or move me away
from these monsters
immediately.
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122. You don't want to be
our special friend?
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123. No!
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124. Now you've gone
and hurt our feelings.
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125. Awoo!
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126. Awoo!
Awoo!
Awoo!
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127. Awoo!
Awoo!
Awoo!
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128. Awoo!
Awoo!
Awoo!
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129. Awoo!
Awoo!
Awoo!
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130. I demand another seat!
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131. Oh, but, sir,
there aren't any.
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132. We're full.
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133. Then I'll make one.
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134. As for you three,
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135. I wish
I did your taxes.
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136. I'd screw them up
so bad
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137. the Irs
would bury you.
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138. I'd rather be eaten
by cannibals
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139. than be
your special friend.
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140. Now goodbye,
you worthless
little morons!
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141. You're wanted outside.
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142. Oh, thanks.
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143. Ahh.
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144. Relaxation at last.
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145. Huh?
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146. How's it going,
buckaroo?
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147. I'm grover broke
from lynx head county,
Tennessee,
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148. fertilizer salesman.
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149. Bloski, accounting.
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150. What a coinkydink.
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151. You know,
folks say there's
no accountin' for me.
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152. Hee hee!
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153. You get it?
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154. Boy, that's a kicker,
ain't it?
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155. Anyways, way I sees it,
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156. a man needs
a philosophy in life.
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157. Look, I just
want to rest.
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158. Here's my philosophy.
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159. There's two kinds
of fertilizer
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160. in this life,
friend.
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161. You got your
solid cow dung.
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162. Then there's
your sloppy pig Doo.
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163. With your cow dung—
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164. pardon me, father,
but could we change seats?
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165. Certainly, my son.
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166. Coffee, tea, monster?
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167. Coffee, tea, monster?
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168. Monster?
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169. Coming right up.
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170. Grrrr!
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171. Maybe some decaf later.
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172. You don't
look well, sir.
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173. Is there a doctor
on this plane?
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174. I'm a paramedic.
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175. This man
needs nitrogen.
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176. You mean oxygen.
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177. All right, how about
just some hot air?
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178. Get me down
right now!
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179. It's a long fly.
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180. It's going.
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181. Ohh, too bad!
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182. It hit the wall.
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183. How do you feel now?
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184. I'm in bad shape.
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185. Wrong.
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186. This is bad shape.
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187. Hmm, a fine example
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188. of neoclassical
postmodern
expressionism
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189. depicting
man versus fate.
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190. 2 out of 3 falls.
10-Round limit.
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191. Now...
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192. your goose fertilizer
is a whole other story.
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193. Whoo, doggies, that stuff
stinks to high heaven.
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194. Care to take a whiff?
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195. Aah!
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196. I'm reporting
you lunatics
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197. to the highest
authority.
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198. Help!
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199. I'm being harassed
by children
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200. that look like
bugs with clothes.
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201. I demand
you do something
immediately!
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202. What did you have
in mind?
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203. Ahh.
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204. Better call the office
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205. and tell them I'm stranded
on an island.
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206. I hope this doesn't count
as a sick day.
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207. Ooga chokka.
Ooga chokka.
Ooga chokka.
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208. Ooga chokka.
Ooga chokka.
Ooga chokka.
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209. Eeeek!
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210. Friends don't let friends
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211. disappear over
the horizon alone.
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212. Wait!
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213. Stick around!
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214. We're going to
make sloppy joes
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215. and rent
don Knotts videos.
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216. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.
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217. Look who's staying with us.
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218. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning institute
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219. our special friend.
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220. Aah!
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