Animaniacs 1x22

Directed by Dave Marshall • Alfred Gimeno

Michael McKean as Spink (voice) • Christopher Guest as Umlatt (voice)

A freak accident of lineage results in Yakko becoming "King Yakko" of Anvilania.

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1. What do you mean, I've been bumped

2. from first class to coach?

3. I'm Ivan Bloski, king of accounting,

4. sultan of finance,

5. crown prince of long columns with tiny numbers!

6. Sorry. It was a computer error.

7. We'll refund you the difference.

8. I'm going to buy this airline

9. just so I can fire you,

10. you... pair of eyes, you!

11. Quit faking it and get a job!

12. Gangway, you losers!

13. Aah! Oof! Aah!

14. Aah!

15. Stewardess, I'm Ivan Bloski,

16. and I demand privacy.

17. Have everyone in coach thrown off this plane.

18. Oh, but, sir, we can't do that.

19. Then escort me to my seat at once.

20. Out of my way!

21. Step aside!

22. Get a life, you losers!

23. Aah!

24. I'll need a pillow, a blanket,

25. and 15 bags of honey-roasted peanuts.

26. Pronto!

27. Ahh.

28. Now for a relaxing flight.

29. Boingy Boingy Boingy Boingy!

30. Boingy Boingy Boingy Boingy!

31. Hi, mister.

32. This is our first trip on a plane.

33. We'll be seat mates

34. for the next 17 hours.

35. Want some of my mayonnaise muffin?

36. Ech! No!

37. Go away, you horrible child.

38. How's abouts a kiss?

39. Echh.

40. Move it!

41. Where'd you learn to fly?

42. Welcome to air pacific, the jolly airline.

43. Our deluxe 757 is equipped

44. with a number of safety features to use

45. in case of emergency,

46. such as our fuel tanks explode

47. and we crash like a fiery ball into the sea.

48. Neato! Cool! Faboo!

49. Please note the air discomfort bags

50. in your seat front.

51. Hey, mister, what's this?

52. A vomit bag.

53. Oh, poo!

54. I got gypped.

55. There's none in here.

56. You'll find life jackets under your seats.

57. In a water landing,

58. they'll keep you afloat

59. unless you're seized by a giant squid

60. and dragged screaming beneath the waves.

61. This really isn't my color.

62. I'm a winter. Hee hee.

63. O.K., Everyone, life jacket test.

64. Shh!

65. Sshhhhhhh!

66. Do you know what that means?

67. You have a slow leak?

68. Should cabin pressure suddenly drop

69. from a cargo hatch

70. blowing out into thin air,

71. oxygen masks will drop down.

72. Don't play with my mask.

73. Oh, you got dibs?

74. No problem. It's all yours.

75. And please make sure

76. your seat belts are securely fastened.

77. There.

78. All ready for takeoff.

79. Leave me alone!

80. Thank you for choosing air pacific.

81. You have well over a 40% chance

82. of landing safely.

83. Enjoy your flight.

84. And stop making those stupid faces!

85. What kind of faces are we supposed to make?

86. Quiet faces.

87. Just sit there like mute little children.

88. Hey, mister, what's this?

89. That's for eating.

90. Delicious!

91. Ecch.

92. Bloski here.

93. I've got the most dreamy news.

94. Rod just asked Patti to go steady.

95. Yaaaoww!

96. This is absurd!

97. You little goons have been bothering me

98. since I sat down.

99. Do you know who I am?

100. No. Do you know me?

101. No.

102. We're even.

103. We know we like you.

104. We have no taste,

105. but we like you.

106. On behalf of the warner bros...

107. and the warner sister...

108. I want to make you our special friend.

109. Stewardess!

110. Get over here now!

111. May I help you?

112. Hello-o-o, nurse! Hello-O-o, nurse!

113. Want to be our bunky?

114. Men!

115. Go fig!

116. These children are annoying me.

117. Throw them into your aircraft's jail.

118. Only if she goes, too.

119. Oh, sir, there's no jail on this aircraft.

120. Then build one

121. or move me away from these monsters immediately.

122. You don't want to be our special friend?

123. No!

124. Now you've gone and hurt our feelings.

125. Awoo!

126. Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!

127. Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!

128. Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!

129. Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!

130. I demand another seat!

131. Oh, but, sir, there aren't any.

132. We're full.

133. Then I'll make one.

134. As for you three,

135. I wish I did your taxes.

136. I'd screw them up so bad

137. the Irs would bury you.

138. I'd rather be eaten by cannibals

139. than be your special friend.

140. Now goodbye, you worthless little morons!

141. You're wanted outside.

142. Oh, thanks.

143. Ahh.

144. Relaxation at last.

145. Huh?

146. How's it going, buckaroo?

147. I'm grover broke from lynx head county, Tennessee,

148. fertilizer salesman.

149. Bloski, accounting.

150. What a coinkydink.

151. You know, folks say there's no accountin' for me.

152. Hee hee!

153. You get it?

154. Boy, that's a kicker, ain't it?

155. Anyways, way I sees it,

156. a man needs a philosophy in life.

157. Look, I just want to rest.

158. Here's my philosophy.

159. There's two kinds of fertilizer

160. in this life, friend.

161. You got your solid cow dung.

162. Then there's your sloppy pig Doo.

163. With your cow dung—

164. pardon me, father, but could we change seats?

165. Certainly, my son.

166. Coffee, tea, monster?

167. Coffee, tea, monster?

168. Monster?

169. Coming right up.

170. Grrrr!

171. Maybe some decaf later.

172. You don't look well, sir.

173. Is there a doctor on this plane?

174. I'm a paramedic.

175. This man needs nitrogen.

176. You mean oxygen.

177. All right, how about just some hot air?

178. Get me down right now!

179. It's a long fly.

180. It's going.

181. Ohh, too bad!

182. It hit the wall.

183. How do you feel now?

184. I'm in bad shape.

185. Wrong.

186. This is bad shape.

187. Hmm, a fine example

188. of neoclassical postmodern expressionism

189. depicting man versus fate.

190. 2 out of 3 falls. 10-Round limit.

191. Now...

192. your goose fertilizer is a whole other story.

193. Whoo, doggies, that stuff stinks to high heaven.

194. Care to take a whiff?

195. Aah!

196. I'm reporting you lunatics

197. to the highest authority.

198. Help!

199. I'm being harassed by children

200. that look like bugs with clothes.

201. I demand you do something immediately!

202. What did you have in mind?

203. Ahh.

204. Better call the office

205. and tell them I'm stranded on an island.

206. I hope this doesn't count as a sick day.

207. Ooga chokka. Ooga chokka. Ooga chokka.

208. Ooga chokka. Ooga chokka. Ooga chokka.

209. Eeeek!

210. Friends don't let friends

211. disappear over the horizon alone.

212. Wait!

213. Stick around!

214. We're going to make sloppy joes

215. and rent don Knotts videos.

216. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

218. Look who's staying with us.

219. Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute

220. our special friend.

221. Aah!