1. As far back
as bobby could remember,Copy !req
2. he wanted
to be in the movies.Copy !req
3. Bobby said we could
get parts in the boids.Copy !req
4. Why?Copy !req
5. Because we were boids.Copy !req
6. Botta-bing.Copy !req
7. This is it.Copy !req
8. We're going to be
stars.Copy !req
9. We're going to be
somebodies.Copy !req
10. You can't walk on a set
with no experienceCopy !req
11. and expect to be hired.Copy !req
12. This is Hollywood—
land of no reality.Copy !req
13. Keep your reality checks
to yourself, ding-dong.Copy !req
14. Show biz.Copy !req
15. You really do got to
start at the bottom.Copy !req
16. The director was
so impressed with us,Copy !req
17. he hired us
as stunt birds.Copy !req
18. Did you take my seed?Copy !req
19. Did you take my seed?Copy !req
20. Yeah, I took your seed.Copy !req
21. I ate it,
and I'm digesting it.Copy !req
22. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
23. Digest this,
you feather-fanny.Copy !req
24. Take bobby's seed,Copy !req
25. I'll peck you
till Tuesday.Copy !req
26. Places!Copy !req
27. Hmm.Copy !req
28. Forget about it.Copy !req
29. That bird's a nobody.Copy !req
30. Yeah...Copy !req
31. and we were somebodies.Copy !req
32. I need a manicure.Copy !req
33. Good evening.Copy !req
34. Scene 50, take 1.Copy !req
35. And... action.Copy !req
36. Make room
on the perch.Copy !req
37. You're not in this shot,
birdbrains.Copy !req
38. We're in every shot,
you beaky walnut eater.Copy !req
39. You got problems
with that? Tough!Copy !req
40. Cut.Copy !req
41. Bad evening.Copy !req
42. Who cued the stunt birds?Copy !req
43. Who cued
the stunt birds?Copy !req
44. I didn't.Copy !req
45. Get the donuts
to the set.Copy !req
46. Ohh!Copy !req
47. You Goodfeathers stink.Copy !req
48. We stink?Copy !req
49. Excuse me.Copy !req
50. We stink?Copy !req
51. Why not take
some acting lessons?Copy !req
52. We do not stink
in this picture.Copy !req
53. O.K., Boys,
if you say so.Copy !req
54. Why are you giving them
grief, cawcaw?Copy !req
55. Because I enjoy
being rude.Copy !req
56. It's my job.Copy !req
57. I'm a star, Charlie.Copy !req
58. Aah!Copy !req
59. Aah!Copy !req
60. Cut.Copy !req
61. Bring in
the stunt bird.Copy !req
62. And...Copy !req
63. action!Copy !req
64. Aah!Copy !req
65. Aah!Copy !req
66. Botta bing.Copy !req
67. You're looking at
the new king of show biz.Copy !req
68. And...Copy !req
69. action!Copy !req
70. Aah!Copy !req
71. Cut!Copy !req
72. Norman, on action,Copy !req
73. you will launch
the stunt birds.Copy !req
74. I'm asking you,Copy !req
75. is this the good life?Copy !req
76. Action!Copy !req
77. Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
78. Cut!Copy !req
79. Sound problem.Copy !req
80. Let's do it again.Copy !req
81. Quick! Quick!Copy !req
82. Action!Copy !req
83. Whoa!Copy !req
84. Cut!Copy !req
85. Good.Copy !req
86. But let's do it again
with feeling.Copy !req
87. Action!Copy !req
88. Cut!Copy !req
89. We got it.Copy !req
90. Places for
the fireplace sequence.Copy !req
91. Your beak's
in my eye!Copy !req
92. That better be
your foot.Copy !req
93. I like your costume,
pesto.Copy !req
94. And... action!Copy !req
95. Sorry!Copy !req
96. Ah...Copy !req
97. cut.Copy !req
98. Being a big-time stunt bird
is painful.Copy !req
99. Can we quit, guys,
while we're still alive?Copy !req
100. I don't mind the pain.Copy !req
101. I like it.Copy !req
102. I'm a somebody.Copy !req
103. Am I talkin' to me?Copy !req
104. Am I talkin' to me?Copy !req
105. Uhh...Copy !req
106. those pigeons
are big-time losers.Copy !req
107. Us, losers?Copy !req
108. Ain't it hilarious
watching them suffer?Copy !req
109. Those birds will quit
before the day is over.Copy !req
110. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
111. Are you laughing at me?Copy !req
112. Are you laughing at me?Copy !req
113. Yeah,
I'm laughing at youCopy !req
114. because you're
the victim of
self-Delusion,Copy !req
115. and I think
it's funny.Copy !req
116. See if you think
this is funny,
wing-Ding.Copy !req
117. Here comes
johnny!Copy !req
118. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
119. That crow
was just jealous.Copy !req
120. That big buzzard was
just threatened by
our acting versatility.Copy !req
121. And our good looks,
right?Copy !req
122. Yeah. Get used to it.Copy !req
123. Us stars got to put up
with stuff like that.Copy !req
124. Hey, bobby knows
this industry.Copy !req
125. Hey, what'd I do?Copy !req
126. Nothing. I just felt
like whacking something.Copy !req
127. Good evening.Copy !req
128. And...Copy !req
129. action.Copy !req
130. Ow!Copy !req
131. Uhh!Copy !req
132. Ow!Copy !req
133. Ow!Copy !req
134. Ugh!Copy !req
135. Ow!Copy !req
136. I've hit
the big time.Copy !req
137. Ugh!Copy !req
138. I'm a box office
smash.Copy !req
139. I have never felt better
in my life.Copy !req
140. I love being a stunt bird.Copy !req
141. I've had enough.Copy !req
142. I quit.Copy !req
143. I'm with you.Copy !req
144. Oh, you poor things.Copy !req
145. If you were the stars
like us,Copy !req
146. you could just sit
and be pretty and
never get hurt.Copy !req
147. You must be chirpin'
to me.Copy !req
148. I just got
a rush of brainsCopy !req
149. to the head.Copy !req
150. Places for scene 207,
take 103.Copy !req
151. And action!Copy !req
152. We're not the fall birds
no more, Goodfeathers.Copy !req
153. We are safe
in a gilded cage.Copy !req
154. Let me help you
into the car, dear.Copy !req
155. We're stars now,
bobby.Copy !req
156. I guess we are.Copy !req
157. I hope we didn't
forget anything.Copy !req
158. We're off.Copy !req
159. That's entertainment.Copy !req
160. We had a short,
one-Day career
in the movies.Copy !req
161. But, hey,
as bobby would say,Copy !req
162. it's better to be
somebody for a dayCopy !req
163. than a nobody
for a lifetime.Copy !req
164. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
165. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req
166. flammeel!Copy !req