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2. Is it hot in here?
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3. I definitely feel warm.
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4. Oh, my gosh,
there's a fire!
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5. Fire! Fire! Fire!
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6. Aah!
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7. I'm on fire!
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8. Put it out!
Put it out!
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9. Put it out!
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10. Wait a minute.
I am a fire.
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11. Imagine my embarrassment.
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12. I wish someone would
tell me these things.
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13. I'm always
the last to know.
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14. Hey, whoa there, fella.
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15. Put me down.
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16. What do you think
you're doing?
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17. Oh, taking me
on a little tour
of the place?
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18. I can deal with that.
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19. Nice pad
you have here.
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20. Hey,
not so fast, pal.
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21. I'll fall off
this thing.
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22. Slow down.
Slow down!
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23. Aah! That's better.
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24. Now where
are we going?
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25. Up there?
Are you crazy?
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26. It's dark up there.
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27. Count me out.
I'm scared
of the dark.
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28. If you're going
up there, go alone.
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29. Hey, what are
you doing?
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30. I told you
I don't want to go.
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31. Turn around,
will you?
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32. Go back down.
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33. I don't want
the darkness
to get me.
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34. I'm scared
of the dark.
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35. I'm scared—huh?
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36. Who turned on
the lights?
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37. Oh, that's right.
I did.
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38. Where did
the darkness go?
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39. Oh, ran down
the stairs, huh?
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40. I see you
hiding down there.
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41. I guess I showed you
who's boss.
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42. No stupid old
darkness is going
to scare me.
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43. Yeah, you're nothing
but a big chicken.
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44. Ooh! Ooh.
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45. Whoa! Check out
this place.
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46. Very impressive.
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47. So what are we
doing here?
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48. Oh, you're a writer.
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49. Burning
the midnight oil, huh?
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50. No problem.
I'll keep you company.
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51. Ha ha ha!
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52. Ahh, a cool breeze.
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53. Nice.
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54. I was born to dance.
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55. Get down.
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56. Whoa!
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57. It's a tornado!
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58. Batten down
the hatches!
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59. Hoist
the mizzenmast!
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60. Shut the window!
Shut it already!
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61. Whew!
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62. Whoa!
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63. Mayday! Mayday!
We're going down!
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64. Huh?
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65. Uh-oh!
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66. Hey, you guys,
are you crazy?
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67. Knock it off!
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68. It wasn't my fault,
honest.
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69. It was my evil cousins
who did it.
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70. But next time,
be more careful,
will you?
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71. My relatives
can't be trusted.
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72. Ahh!
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73. O.K. Let's get back
to work here.
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74. You keep on writing,
and I'll keep
the darkness away.
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75. Ahh! Finished.
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76. At last.
I knew he could do it.
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77. Let's see
what you wrote.
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78. "We hold these truths
to be self-evident,
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79. "that all men
are created equal
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80. "and that they
are endowed
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81. "by their creator
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82. "with certain
inalienable rights...
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83. "that among these are
life, liberty,
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84. and the pursuit
of happiness."
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85. Not bad, Jefferson.
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86. So what are you
going to call this?
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87. The declaration
of independence.
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88. Drafted July 4, 1776.
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89. Glad I could
shed some light
on the situation.
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90. Good luck with that
independence
thing.
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91. As for me,
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92. I'm going
to take the rest
of the day off.
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93. Maybe you should
do the same.
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94. We could call it
a national holiday.
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95. I guess
they took my advice.
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