Animaniacs 1x2

Directed by Rusty Mills • Dave Marshall • Alfred Gimeno

In a parody of Harry Belafonte's "Monkey," the Warners and Dr. Scratchansniff sing about their tumultuous relationship.

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1. Gee, brain. What do you want to do tonight?

2. The same thing we always do—

3. try to take over the world.

4. I hope you're prepared, Pinky,

5. for tonight's plan to take over the world

6. promises to be extraordinary.

7. Pinky?

8. Hee hee hee hee!

9. Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser!

10. Hee hee hee hee!

11. Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser! Narf!

12. Hee hee hee hee!

13. You watch too much Tv, Pinky.

14. Bang! Zoom!

15. Stop saying that, Pinky,

16. or I shall have to hurt you.

17. Oh. O.K. Sorry, brain. Narf!

18. Egad!

19. You astound me, brain.

20. That's a simple task, Pinky.

21. Once we construct a super-conductive magnetic infindibulator,

22. the world will be ours! Pinky?

23. It is often said when a golfer tees off. Alvey?

24. What is four, Alex?

25. What is narf!

26. Uh, what is point!

27. What is inordinately short attention span, Alex?

28. The plans, Pinky,

29. for the super-conductive magnetic infindibulator.

30. Shall I explain how it works?

31. Narf!

32. Challenge me!

33. I'm sure I will.

34. By using the infindibulator

35. to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse,

36. we will produce a magnetic charge

37. from the earth so strong,

38. that everyone with loose change in their pockets

39. will be drawn to the ground and stick!

40. Egad, brain! Brilliant!

41. Uh-oh. Wait. What if they take off their pants?

42. Then we'll have to take over the world quickly.

43. Every item we need is here in the lab, save one—

44. the infindibulator.

45. But I know where we can get one— the farmer's almanac.

46. Urgh...

47. ooh! Ooh!

48. Thanks.

49. Ahh, here we are.

50. "Build your own infindibulator

51. "with things you have around the home.

52. Only $99,000."

53. $99,000? Narf!

54. Where we going to get that, brain?

55. Sorry, Matilda. That's incorrect.

56. How much did you wager?

57. All of it! Too bad,

58. because you could have won $99,000.

59. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

60. I think so, brain.

61. But where are we going to find a duck and hose now?

62. The money, Pinky.

63. I can go on that show and win the money for the infindibulator.

64. Egad, brain—

65. oh, no. But the questions on gyp-parody

66. are incredibly hard.

67. You'd have to get every one right.

68. Quiz me.

69. Ask me anything.

70. Narf!

71. Uh, O.K.

72. What is pie?

73. The ratio of the circumference

74. of a circle to its diameter having a value of 3.14159265.

75. But ask me something difficult, Pinky.

76. Uh... uh... narf. Oh, O.K.!

77. What Tv character says, "bang! Zoom!"

78. I told you to stop saying that.

79. I don't care who says that.

80. Ralph kramden!

81. Ta-Da!

82. We must prepare.

83. Urgh!

84. Argh!

85. Argh! Urgh!

86. That does it.

87. I'm going in.

88. Honey, I'm home.

89. Ha ha ha!

90. Oh, that's a funny joke, brain.

91. I am not devoid of humor.

92. Prepare for departure!

93. Narf!

94. Taxi!

95. Taxi!

96. The television station, please.

97. You got it.

98. Whoa! Hey... if you don't mind me asking,

99. what happened to your head?

100. Nothing.

101. I am a mouse in a large mechanical suit.

102. Hey, O.K.,

103. My fault for asking, right?

104. This is gyp-parody!

105. Our returning champion, alvey!

106. And please welcome doloris

107. and Brian!

108. Uh, that's brain, not Brian.

109. And now your host, Alex Quebec!

110. Let's start with our returning champion.

111. Uh, I'll take "ancient shoe sizes" for $200, Alex.

112. What was 71/2?

113. That's correct, Brian.

114. That's brain.

115. "Kings named moshushu" for $200.

116. Brian.

117. Who was king moshushu I?

118. Correct. Select again, Brian.

119. Brain. "Isle of yap" for $400?

120. Brian.

121. What are bicar, eyelook, and ailing lappaland?

122. What is inversely proportional

123. to square of the cubed distances between them?

124. What is the crust of Io?

125. What is a Regis philbin?

126. That concludes round two.

127. It looks like Brian—

128. brain.

129. Will play final gyp-parody alone,

130. so far having answered every single question correctly.

131. Have you wagered?

132. Yes, Alex.

133. Any plans on how you'll spend your winnings?

134. Yes. I plan to take over the world.

135. Ha ha ha ha.

136. My fault for asking.

137. Go, brain! Narf!

138. We almost got all our money!

139. In the words of—

140. now, for $99,000,

141. here's the final gyp-Parodyanswer.

142. In the category, "quotable quotes..."

143. um... uh, who is, uh...

144. five seconds.

145. I, um... who is, uh...

146. two seconds.

147. Who is, uh... Pinky!

148. Ooh, that's incorrect.

149. The question is, "who is Ralph kramden?"

150. How much did you wager?

151. Everything.

152. Which leaves you with Nada. I'm so sorry.

153. That wraps up our show. Good night, everybody!

154. Uh... how about wheel of misfortune?

155. No.

156. You could win the money on $10,000 pile-of-mud.

157. No, Pinky.

158. I'm going to get some rest for tomorrow night.

159. What, brain? What are we doing tomorrow night?

160. Same thing we do every night.

161. Try to take over the world.

162. it's that time again.

163. For our rabies shot?

164. To make spit bubbles?

165. It's time for the day's lesson.

166. To discover what it is,

167. we turn to the wheel of morality.

168. Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn.

169. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

170. And the moral of today's story is...

171. "if at first you don't succeed,

172. blame it on your parents."

173. How deep.

174. I'm touched.

175. In the head.

176. Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!

177. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

178. I'm Yakko.

179. I'm Wakko.

180. And I'm cute!

181. Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute