Animaniacs 1x19

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Slappy Squirrel tries to convince Skippy that "Bumbie's Mom" didn't really die in the famous movie.

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1. captioning made possible by U.S. Department of education and fox broadcasting company

2. Come on, Sven.

3. You can do it.

4. I bet my Volvo on you.

5. Isn't it great, Wakko?

6. All those times we talked

7. about coming to the Swedish meatball festival,

8. and now we're here.

9. Thanks to publisher's smearing house.

10. That's the last meatball.

11. Swallow it and you're the winner.

12. You've already had 500.

13. One more isn't going to hurt.

14. Honest, guys, if I eat one more,

15. I'm going to die.

16. Right you are, Wakko warner.

17. One more meatball and you're officially mine.

18. That's our little garbage disposal.

19. Wakko warner.

20. Your time has come.

21. Better go.

22. Got to help the wife

23. export some iron ore.

24. I am death,

25. and I hereby declare you

26. to be living impaired.

27. Hence you must go with me

28. to a dark kingdom of no return.

29. O.K., That sounds fun.

30. When do we leave?

31. Do bears live there? Want some meatball grease?

32. Don't do that. It attracts ants.

33. Come. We're wasting eternity.

34. Mister, are you about to drag our brother off

35. to a bleak, nether realm of despair

36. where the future's an endless sea of misery?

37. Ya.

38. We want to go, too.

39. I haven't a thing to wear.

40. Be a sport.

41. Take us, too.

42. If you're not on the official list,

43. you can't go.

44. Please don't separate us, Mr. Death.

45. We love each other.

46. We're a family, a set,

47. like civil war chess pieces from the franklin mint.

48. As you will clearly note

49. in section 5, subsection 9,

50. paragraph 2, first sentence.

51. I quote...

52. I love story time.

53. "Only authorized deceased,

54. "defined as those living impaired

55. "whose names have been duly recorded

56. "on the official list,

57. "may accompany death

58. "or a legally designated agent

59. thereunto pertaining,"

60. and Wakko warner is the only warner listed.

61. You can't go because you're not dead,

62. and you're not dead because you're not on the list.

63. Good day.

64. We want to stay together!

65. I'm a bonded carrier.

66. I can't bring unauthorized personnel.

67. Why?

68. Our insurance won't cover you in an accident.

69. Why?

70. Because we can't afford the insurance premiums.

71. Why? Why?

72. Not in the budget.

73. Why? Why?

74. Listen, you nasty little munchkins.

75. I don't get paid extra for bringing tourists.

76. Bug off!

77. Aah! Aah!

78. There, I've said it.

79. I feel better.

80. But we want to stay together.

81. Stop acting like big babies.

82. We are not big babies.

83. These are big babies.

84. All right, fine. You win.

85. How spielbergian.

86. All is strange and vague.

87. Are we dead...

88. or is this Ohio?

89. You're not dead,

90. but if you must stay with your brother,

91. then appendix 3 contains a clause

92. allowing the carrier, that's me,

93. to play you in a life-or-death game of chess.

94. Chess is unknown to us. We prefer checkers.

95. Checkers it is.

96. Unless you have uncle wiggly or candyland.

97. I win, Wakko goes with me.

98. You win, and the three of you stay together forever.

99. Agreed?

100. We accept.

101. To accept is to yield.

102. To yield is to allow oncoming traffic

103. the right of way.

104. Your breath is like the breeze of a landfill.

105. Food particles are wedged between your teeth.

106. Could we get started

107. sometime before the next ice age?

108. Wow! That was neat.

109. Can you change it into virtual reality?

110. Feel free to move first.

111. It really doesn't matter.

112. I haven't lost at checkers since time began.

113. When was that?

114. It was a Tuesday.

115. Few people know that.

116. Your move.

117. What's death like, Wakko?

118. Pretty boring.

119. I've already hummed all the songs I know.

120. Ha ha ha!

121. Crown me.

122. Why, you miserable little hamsters.

123. Look! It's Merv griffin!

124. Where?

125. Oh, sorry. My mistake.

126. It was just a big cloud.

127. Your move.

128. Oh, boy. You're in trouble now.

129. What do I do?

130. If I were you,

131. I'd move there, there, and there.

132. Duh! Maybe I'll move here.

133. Guess who.

134. Uh, crispin glover?

135. Nope.

136. Kathie lee Gifford.

137. No. You're way off.

138. That urkel kid.

139. Hey, you peeked.

140. You put up a heck of a fight

141. for a literary personification

142. of the state of nonbeing.

143. Read that in Cosmo.

144. I lost. A Deal's a deal,

145. so let's make it official.

146. I said if you won,

147. the three of you would be together forever.

148. Thus, Yakko and dot warner,

149. I hereby declare you to be living impaired.

150. You're all dead.

151. Ha ha ha!

152. Does this come off with water?

153. I didn't tell you pesky little things

154. about the subclause to appendix 3

155. that renders all previous clauses and amendments

156. null and void should I lose at checkers.

157. That means we'll be a family.

158. Can we call you dad-Doo?

159. Can we stay up past 10:00?

160. Can we watch the adult channel?

161. Hello, nurse.

162. Don't call me dad-Doo.

163. Try and maintain the proper attitude

164. of fear and respect due to me by regulations.

165. At least tremble a little.

166. Take us for a pony ride.

167. Pony ride! Pony ride! Pony ride!

168. Yee-ha!

169. Git up!

170. And a ti-yi-yippee in a bow.

171. See here. Stop this at once.

172. Ow! That smarts!

173. Ouch! Ooh!

174. For the final time, get off me!

175. Uh-oh.

176. There, that's better.

177. Mommy.

178. Poppers fall down...

179. and go boom.

180. He'll need a jumbo band-aid for that one.

181. I'll have the linguini with clams.

182. Want some bactine, popperoo?

183. I love you, dad-Doo.

184. And just think, we'll be together

185. forever and ever

186. and ever and ever and ever.

187. No, wait!

188. I may have acted a bit hastily.

189. Okey-Dokey, you win.

190. I hereby rescind my previous proclamation

191. and proclaim you all to be alive

192. with all rights and privileges

193. until such time as I return...

194. which won't be for a very long time.

195. Well, thanks just the same,

196. but we want to go with you, daddy.

197. No!

198. Hey, you forgot this.

199. You'll catch your death of cold...

200. so to speak.

201. Hey, were you guys serious

202. about keeping us all together?

203. There's more to life than just living, Wakko.

204. There's loyalty, courage, and the bonds of love

205. that bind a family together.

206. Dot's right. It's not death we should fear,

207. but a life poorly lived

208. for nothing is worse than squandering

209. this most precious gift of our creator.

210. Spielberg eats this stuff up.