Animaniacs 1x18

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1. captioning made possible by U.S. Department of education and fox broadcasting company

2. gee, brain, what do you want to do tonight?

3. Same thing we do every night—

4. try to take over the world.

5. at the dawn of the 20th century,

6. Russian scientist Ivan Pavlov

7. trained animals through his technique

8. of "conditioned reflex."

9. Time to earn your dinner, my little mousey friends.

10. excellent! Splendid!

11. Ha ha ha ha!

12. Egad, brain, I could watch you do that dance all day!

13. Ha ha! Narf!

14. You have watched it all day, Pinky.

15. 61 times. It's a conditioned reflex to that gong.

16. I'm powerless to stop it.

17. Next!

18. Narf!

19. Narf!

20. Wonderful!

21. Really keen!

22. Whatcha doing over there?

23. Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky.

24. Well, good night, my little friends.

25. I hope you dream of cheese.

26. At last. He's gone.

27. Now we can begin our conquest of the world.

28. Behold my latest creation, Pinky.

29. The vacuum-o-Nater!

30. It uses reverse air pressure

31. to vacuum everything toward it.

32. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

33. Uh, yeah, brain.

34. But where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?

35. No, Pinky.

36. We're going to use the vacuum-o-Nater

37. to steal Russia's crown jewels!

38. Narf! Genius, brain!

39. Turn it off, Pinky!

40. Oh. Right-o!

41. Zort! Ooh! Wild hair-do, brain!

42. Ha ha! I like it.

43. Now I feel cleansed.

44. But, brain, aren't the crown jewels

45. always guarded by giant cossacks?

46. Don't worry about the guards,

47. for tonight, Pinky,

48. at precisely 1 A.M.,

49. There's a total lunar eclipse.

50. The earth's shadow will completely cover the moon

51. blacking out st. Petersburg

52. for a period of 30 seconds.

53. In that brief time,

54. we'll sneak past the czar's guards

55. and steal the crown jewels,

56. for he who controls the jewels,

57. controls mother Russia.

58. I thought your mother's name was Desiree.

59. Soon, Pinky, I will rule Russia.

60. So from now on, call me czar.

61. Right-o, brain.

62. Eek! Czar brain.

63. Come along, Pinky.

64. Conquest awaits.

65. that was fun, czar brain!

66. Let's give it another go.

67. Only this time with feeling.

68. No, Pinky. Not now!

69. Narf!

70. Narf!

71. Narf!

72. That was unpleasant.

73. There it is, Pinky.

74. The czar's winter palace,

75. where the crown jewels await.

76. We're off!

77. We made it inside, brain.

78. Czar brain.

79. Czar brain.

80. Yes, Pinky.

81. There are fleeting moments

82. when I even amaze myself.

83. Who else but me, the czar,

84. would think to have an eclipse party?

85. In a few minutes, it'll be totally dark and scary.

86. Oooooh!

87. But don't anyone touch me.

88. I have cooties.

89. Behold the crown jewels of mother Russia, Pinky.

90. World conquest will soon be ours.

91. Now, brain?

92. Not yet.

93. Wait for the total eclipse.

94. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

95. Complete darkness, Pinky.

96. Start the vacuum-O-Nater now!

97. narf!

98. Narf!

99. Thus ends my total eclipse of the moon.

100. What? The eclipse is over?

101. Narf! What happened, brain?

102. Zort! I mean, czar brain.

103. We failed again, Pinky,

104. but just wait until tomorrow night.

105. Why?

106. What are we going to do then?

107. What else? Try to take over the world!

108. narf!