1. captioning made possible by
U.S. Department of education
and fox broadcasting companyCopy !req
2. it's time for another...Copy !req
3. playing the piccolo
in the marching band.Copy !req
4. Playing the piano
in a marching band.Copy !req
5. Ach! Terrible!Copy !req
6. No! No! No! No! No!Copy !req
7. What is wrong
with you, Beethoven?Copy !req
8. Why can't you
write a follow-upCopy !req
9. to your beautiful
fourth symphony?Copy !req
10. What?Copy !req
11. I said, "why can't you
write a follow-upCopy !req
12. to your beautiful
fourth symphony?"Copy !req
13. I don't know.Copy !req
14. Go away, stupid people!Copy !req
15. leave me alone,
stupid, common,
everyday peasants.Copy !req
16. We're not pheasants.
We're not even birds.Copy !req
17. I'll give you one. Here.Copy !req
18. Ha! I cannot be disturbed!Copy !req
19. Now, go away
disgusting children.Copy !req
20. I am composing
the greatest symphonyCopy !req
21. in the history of the world.Copy !req
22. You yucky kids bother me.Copy !req
23. But how do you
really feel about us?Copy !req
24. Pleh! Pleh! Pleh! Pleh!Copy !req
25. Hey, can I
play your horn?Copy !req
26. No!Copy !req
27. Puuu!Copy !req
28. Bleh!Copy !req
29. Hey, where's this been?Copy !req
30. In my ear.Copy !req
31. Pleh! Pleh! Pleh! Pleh!Copy !req
32. That's revolting.Copy !req
33. You really shouldn't be
putting stuff like thatCopy !req
34. in your ear.Copy !req
35. You'll go deaf.Copy !req
36. I am deaf!Copy !req
37. Too late.
Too late. Too late.Copy !req
38. Oh. Uhh! Yuhh!Copy !req
39. Hey, what are all
these funny marks
on these papers?Copy !req
40. They resemble
cute, little spoons.Copy !req
41. It's music.Copy !req
42. You wouldn't
understand it,Copy !req
43. dumb,
simple-Minded girl.Copy !req
44. Just a little thing
I do.Copy !req
45. Now, see here!Copy !req
46. Where?
Where? Where?Copy !req
47. Where? Where?
Where?Copy !req
48. Where?
Where? Where?Copy !req
49. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
50. No. Hum a few bars.Copy !req
51. I am Ludwig van Beethoven,Copy !req
52. world-famous composer
and pianist.Copy !req
53. You're a what?Copy !req
54. A pianist.Copy !req
55. Mmm-Wa! Good night,
everybody.Copy !req
56. But that is what
I am, a pianist.Copy !req
57. That's enough
from you.Copy !req
58. Now we're going
to clean your chimney.Copy !req
59. If your language
is any indication,
it must be filthy.Copy !req
60. Uh-huh.
Just as I suspected.Copy !req
61. Disgusting.Copy !req
62. Oops. Look at the time.Copy !req
63. Lunch!
Lunch! Lunch!Copy !req
64. Vienna sausage.Copy !req
65. How apropos.Copy !req
66. Ooh! You
disgusting children.Copy !req
67. How can you eat lunch?Copy !req
68. You haven't even
started working?Copy !req
69. We're in a union.Copy !req
70. Hey, you want
to file a grievance?Copy !req
71. Here's the paperwork.Copy !req
72. Management.Copy !req
73. Stop that
infernal humming.Copy !req
74. I am at a loss.Copy !req
75. What you do is
the most interesting thing
in the world.Copy !req
76. I wish someone
would explain it to me.Copy !req
77. Really? Oh, hee!Copy !req
78. Well, it's quite
complicated, you see,Copy !req
79. but... a composer tries
to capture the essenceCopy !req
80. of life that
surrounds us. You see?Copy !req
81. A brilliant composer,
like myself,Copy !req
82. writes music that
expresses my moods
and...Copy !req
83. heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
84. You dare to make fun
of the great Beethoven?Copy !req
85. Of course not,
Mr. Potty mouth.Copy !req
86. You're tense.
You need to relax.Copy !req
87. mmm-Wa!Copy !req
88. I have had just about all
I can take from you!Copy !req
89. Sorry. You're
still a quart low.Copy !req
90. You'll have
to take some more.Copy !req
91. I'm sorry to
interrupt your pout,Copy !req
92. but we've got
to chimney sweep.Copy !req
93. To the chimney.Copy !req
94. Forward ho!Copy !req
95. Aren't you
done yet?Copy !req
96. That's it.
I have had it!Copy !req
97. Ooh-whoa!Copy !req
98. That's a lovely fire.Copy !req
99. Oh!Copy !req
100. Want to see our pet?Copy !req
101. Aah!Copy !req
102. Why, you...Copy !req
103. you...Copy !req
104. we're not you yous.Copy !req
105. I'm a me me.Copy !req
106. That's a he he
and she she,Copy !req
107. and you're a pianist.Copy !req
108. Get out!Copy !req
109. And stay out!Copy !req
110. That schmo won't amount
to anything.Copy !req
111. That's it!Copy !req
112. I am a genius!Copy !req
113. Whose chimney's next
on the list?Copy !req
114. Oh, no!Copy !req
115. Not that van Gogh
grouch again.Copy !req
116. Maybe a sunflower
will cheer him up.Copy !req
117. It's time for another...Copy !req
118. feeding stray kittens
in the park.Copy !req
119. Feeding stray kittens
in the park to a bear.Copy !req