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2. uh, may I
helps yous?
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3. I'm here to see
the chairman.
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4. I am miss Flameel,
the new
studio teacher.
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5. You must be new,
because I ain't never
seen you before.
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6. Ain't never?
That's a double
negative.
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7. Grammar,
grammar, grammar,
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8. I'm going to have
to give you an "F."
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9. Boy, my folks are
going to kill me.
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10. Miss Flameel,
I've hired you
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11. because you're
a fine teacher,
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12. but mostly
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13. because you're a very
strict disciplinarian.
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14. How kind.
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15. The assignment
I'm giving you
will not be easy.
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16. You see, the Warners
are not normal children.
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17. I expect—
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18. I will not
tolerate
gum chewing.
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19. Come, come.
Give me the gum.
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20. Chewing
is for cows.
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21. F.
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22. I don't think you—
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23. don't slouch.
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24. Sit up straight.
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25. Now, you were
saying?
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26. And speak up.
No mumbling.
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27. Do you mind?
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28. I am not in class!
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29. I hired you!
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30. Will you
please be quiet?
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31. It's your job
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32. to get those
warner brothers
under control.
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33. They're difficult.
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34. So am I.
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35. There hasn't been
a child yet
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36. that I couldn't control
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37. except buddy Hackett,
but that's genetic.
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38. Tell me,
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39. when can
I meet them?
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40. I'll, uh, have Ralph
bring them by.
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41. Don't keep me waiting.
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42. Come in.
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43. School supplies?
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44. Uh, no,
miss Flameel.
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45. This is
your students.
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46. Open it
after I leave.
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47. Here.
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48. this is a classroom,
not a music hall.
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49. Now find your seats.
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50. Got my seat.
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51. Here's mine.
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52. It's easy
finding yours.
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53. Go to your desks.
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54. We'll begin class
by reciting
the pledge of allegiance.
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55. Please repeat after me.
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56. Please repeat after me.
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57. No, no.
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58. Wait until I start,
then repeat after me.
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59. No, no.
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60. Wait until I start,
then repeat after me.
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61. Stop that.
I'm warning you.
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62. Stop that.
I'm warning you.
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63. Stop it! Stop it!
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64. Stop it! Stop it!
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65. If you don't stop
right now,
I shall scream.
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66. If you don't stop
right now,
I shall scream.
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67. All right.
That's it.
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68. All right.
That's it.
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69. With liberty
and justice for all.
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70. I'm warning you
that I'll tolerate
no foolishness.
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71. Are we clear?
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72. We're opaque.
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73. Now we're clear.
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74. Ohh.
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75. Let us begin.
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76. Don't you want
our homework?
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77. How can you have homework?
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78. Extra credit.
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79. Let me see it.
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80. Our dog ate it.
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81. Don't lie.
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82. We're not lying.
See?
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83. Grr! Grr! Grr!
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84. Bad dog.
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85. Give me that.
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86. Give it now.
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87. Oh!
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88. I'm warning you.
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89. I'll have to use
corporal punishment.
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90. You mean him?
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91. Let's begin our lessons.
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92. We'll start with math.
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93. Yakko, count to 100.
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94. 1, 2, skip a few,
99, 100.
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95. No... give me
all the numbers.
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96. It's only
a six-minute cartoon.
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97. Let's move on.
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98. Wakko, can you
multiply?
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99. How's this?
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100. Not that sort of multi—
let's leave math, shall we?
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101. We'll move on to science.
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102. Dot, what do you know
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103. about scientists
of the 18th century?
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104. They're all dead.
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105. No, no.
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106. O.K., They're
all living.
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107. No, no!
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108. Now we're getting
into philosophy.
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109. We're not getting
into phi—
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110. we'll move on
to grammar.
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111. Wakko, what does the word
"procrastination" mean?
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112. I'll tell you tomorrow.
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113. You children are making
this very difficult.
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114. Well, learning
isn't easy.
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115. Let's move on
to sentence structure.
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116. First, verbs.
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117. Yakko, can you conjugate?
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118. Who me? I've never
even kissed a girl.
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119. No, no, no.
It's easy.
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120. I'll conjugate
with you.
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121. Goodnight, everybody.
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122. You don't understand.
I'll show you.
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123. Don't look.
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124. "The dog ran
in the rain."
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125. "Dog" is the subject,
and "ran" is the verb.
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126. Now the verb...
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127. the verb could be conjugated
so the dog...
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128. I know what's happening.
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129. I have eyes
in back of my head.
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130. Really? So do we.
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131. It's time
for a pop quiz.
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132. What are you doing?
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133. Pop quiz.
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134. I like the first one.
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135. stop that! Stop that!
Sit at your desks
this instant.
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136. Ooh. What else
is in there?
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137. Why you little..."f!"
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138. Hey! You
can't do that!
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139. "F!"
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140. Waaaah!
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141. "F!"
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142. Grrr!
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143. Oh, now you've gone
and hurt his feelings.
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144. I'd apologize
if I were you.
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145. I will not!
You're horrid,
naughty children.
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146. Grrrrr!
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147. Uh, you dones with
them warner brothers
a-A-and sister?
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148. Yes! Take them away.
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149. Recess!
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150. Get me out
of here right now!
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151. I'll give you an "F."
Do you hear me?
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152. "F!"F!"
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153. "F!"F!"F!"
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