Animaniacs 1x15

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The Warners are hypnotized by Dr. Scratchansniff in order to make them less zany. Dr. Scratchansniff fails and asks them what they are, leading the Warners to offer a number of suggestions.

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1. captioning made possible by U.S. Department of education and fox broadcasting company

2. look at all those stars.

3. They make me want to write poetry...

4. or bake a ham.

5. Well, Sibs, I say we turn in.

6. Turn into what?

7. I know. How about some bats?

8. Or an elephant.

9. Or a monkey.

10. Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

11. Hah hah!

12. Don't look at me. He's your brother.

13. Zzzzz.

14. Mee mee mee mee.

15. Zzzzz.

16. Mee mee mee mee.

17. Zzzzz.

18. Mee mee mee mee.

19. Zzzzz.

20. Mee mee mee mee.

21. Zzzzz.

22. Mee mee mee mee.

23. Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

24. Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

25. How am I supposed to sleep?

26. This guy's barking like a dog all night.

27. Give me a break.

28. Turn out that light!

29. It attracts insects.

30. Zzzzz.

31. Uh, something tells me

32. we're not in northern Wisconsin anymore.

33. Really? Why?

34. Call it a hunch,

35. but I think we've been abducted by aliens.

36. Aliens? What'll we do?

37. Go find the cafeteria.

38. Yeah! Yeah!

39. Have you captured the earth creatures?

40. Excellent. Begin your examination.

41. And bring me a q-tip.

42. Nope. No eats in here.

43. Come on.

44. Oh, look. It's an alien.

45. How cute.

46. Aw. Aw. Aw.

47. I can see myself in your big eyeballs.

48. Want some?

49. There.

50. Aren't you pretty?

51. Yecchh!

52. All right! It's a foreign film.

53. Plfft! Plfft! Plfft!

54. Hey. What gives?

55. We're either being examined or dry cleaned.

56. Hee hee!

57. Sorry, Yoda. It's my reflexes.

58. "Inspect their bodies"?

59. Exqueeze me?

60. I should warn you,

61. we've eaten within the last 24 hours.

62. Look. It's big fat scotty from star trek.

63. Aah!

64. Aah!

65. Aah!

66. Aah!

67. Whoa. That'll leave a mark.

68. Now, don't get up, really.

69. Yoda, while you're recuperating,

70. you mind if we look around,

71. maybe play a game of tag?

72. Gee, thanks!

73. Oh, by the way...

74. tag!

75. You're it!

76. Grrr!

77. There you are.

78. Everybody's looking for you guys.

79. Y'all leave us alone.

80. Can I have your autographs?

81. Hee hee hee hee hee!

82. Hee hee hee ha ha ha!

83. Hee hee hee ho ho ho!

84. Tag! You're it.

85. Grrr!

86. You know,

87. you should meet my pet.

88. Grrr! Grrr!

89. I hope I'm invited to the wedding.

90. There's a pickup line

91. if I ever heard one.

92. Oh, how thoughtful!

93. You're giving me a perm.

94. Do my hair like Betty rubble, would you?

95. Hey, those are my thoughts!

96. How about this one?

97. Hello, nurse!

98. Wow, this is great.

99. You try it.

100. Aliens. Go fig.

101. Could I get a root beer?

102. Yawooza!

103. Did you miss me?

104. What's an appendage?

105. Wow, I'm not as good as you, Yoda.

106. See you later!

107. Oh, come on, don't give up!

108. You can catch me.

109. I'm really tired...

110. nah!

111. Hmm.

112. Must be their lunchtime.

113. Did you bring me a q-tip?

114. Not as such. Who are you?

115. Call me toe.

116. Good choice.

117. I am the supreme one, the pinnacle of evolution.

118. In a million years, you will look like me.

119. If I look like you, what will you look like?

120. Maybe you'll look like me.

121. You'll have to live in a water tower in Burbank.

122. Try that for a million years.

123. Aah! I haven't had a nail buff in centuries.

124. You please me, subcreature.

125. I choose to grant you one wish.

126. Think and it will be done.

127. Hello, nurse!

128. Thanks! You're the nicest toy I've ever met.

129. Just one little kiss.

130. I've had all my shots!

131. Gold robe's it!

132. Gold robe's it!

133. Wow! Wow!

134. I wonder if it's got cruise control.

135. Hey, yod, mind if we drive?

136. Thanks!

137. Well, Sibs,

138. I doubt we'll ever see them again.

139. Uh-oh! Uh-Oh!

140. Would you mind doing my cuticles?

141. Eew! Eew!