Animaniacs 1x13

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Plotz hires the Warners after the his secretary goes home sick.

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1. captioning made possible by U.S. Department of education and fox broadcasting company

2. hello, nurse!

3. Nice singing!

4. Hey, want to watch me pretend to throw up?

5. Uh, have you seen

6. any three little kids around here anywheres?

7. They went that way.

8. Oh, thanks.

9. Hey, by the way, I really likes your singings.

10. Take the word animal,

11. transpose the letters "n" and "m," and it's aminal.

12. In a nutshell, that's comedy.

13. Who are you?

14. We're the warner bros.

15. And the warner sister.

16. Kids, look. Let's not waste time.

17. I'm a busy man.

18. I got a movie to direct

19. and comedy to plan and plot.

20. I'm a comedy genius.

21. Louie's a genius, too.

22. Give him your music.

23. Music?

24. For the audition,

25. you sweet weird-Looking kid.

26. You want to audition or talk all day?

27. Given the options, we'll audition.

28. Wakko, the music, please.

29. I'm bowled over. That is good stuff.

30. You kids got it. You got that something,

31. that special zingy thing that comes from here.

32. That's a spaghetti stain.

33. You see what I'm saying?

34. That's clever. You're Wakko.

35. No, this is Wakko.

36. You're funny.

37. No. I'm Yakko, and that's dot.

38. Haven't we met before?

39. Oh, I love these kids. They're so funny.

40. Nice kids that look like puppies. Flameel!

41. Where you nutty funsters going?

42. Jan Murray's house?

43. You're gonna be in my movie.

44. Movie?

45. Who were you looking at?

46. The people watching on Tv.

47. Peoples? What peoples?

48. Hello, nice people in the Tv!

49. I don't see any.

50. Where'd you go? There you are.

51. Nice kids, we're with a movie, gonna do a thing!

52. Aaaah!

53. Duh, where are they?

54. O.K., Mr. Penzoil head, we're convinced.

55. We'll do your movie.

56. Oh, you'll do— the mov—you'll do the—

57. happy—I am— so much. Oyl!

58. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

59. Here's the first scene.

60. A lady's going to want shoes that are too small.

61. So?

62. So that's funny, my little kid with the cheeks.

63. Let's do it. Morty, roll it.

64. Action!

65. Hello, large nurse!

66. I should like to see some shoes, please.

67. What a big feet you have.

68. Wakko, get her a size 16.

69. No. I want a size 6.

70. Heh heh heh. Courtesy laugh.

71. Wakko, get this woman a size 6.

72. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

73. Sweethearts, what's with the shoe stretching?

74. That's funny ho ho. I want funny ha ha.

75. Yeah, but—

76. please don't speak. I'm directing.

77. I've been doing comedy for years.

78. The key is the propensity of the known

79. against the backdrop of universal truths.

80. Here's how I'd do that scene. Go sit.

81. Nice lady! A size 6 is too small for your fat foot.

82. Don't with the hitting! I'll make it should fit!

83. See? Now, that's funny.

84. You kids do it like that.

85. Morty, roll it.

86. Action!

87. Oh, lady! Oh, lady!

88. Oh, lady! Oh, lady!

89. Oh, lady! Oh, lady!

90. Nice lady!

91. Oh, lady! Oh, lady! Oh, lady!

92. Aaaah!

93. Nice lady!

94. Cut, cut, cut, cut!

95. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

96. You kids are terrible.

97. We have a difference of opinion.

98. If you can do it better, then you direct.

99. O.K.!

100. Sweetheart, in this scene,

101. we don't want funny ha ha, we want funny uh-oh.

102. What's funny uh-oh?

103. Uh-oh?

104. All right, in this scene...

105. oy! Too loud. Make with a whisper.

106. Don't with the loud maker talk.

107. Sweetheart, we're going to do the tragic ending

108. to the movie old screamer,

109. about a boy's love for his sick, old dog.

110. I'm the boy?

111. No. You're the dog.

112. And... action!

113. Oh! Oh! Old screamer, you're so very sick.

114. Bark. Woof. Bark. Froynlaven.

115. Oh, my child Wakko boy.

116. It's best that we put old screamer out of his misery.

117. No, bark. Woof. No!

118. But, ma, how will I ever live without old screamer?

119. Yeah, bark!

120. Because I bought you this new cuddly puppy.

121. Oh, a cute little puppy.

122. Goodbye, old screamer.

123. Ow... bark. Hurt.

124. I should go home.

125. Please don't speak. I'm directing.

126. Whoa. No more with the thing of loud.

127. Now, in this next scene,

128. you're the famous archeologist Illinois smith.

129. You're about to grab the ancient bowl of surprise.

130. And... action!

131. Hurry, illy. The monster's coming.

132. Monster?

133. With teeth and paws?

134. Grrrr!

135. Grrrr!

136. Oh, monster!

137. Protect me, illy!

138. I'm frightened!

139. You're frightened? I have to potty!

140. Illy, use your whip!

141. I think it's a not-working whip!

142. Hoyl!

143. Grrrr.

144. Hoyl!

145. Cut, cut, cut.

146. The rocks fall down, go boom.

147. That was good, but... ahhhh, I want to do it again.

148. More again? To do over with the hurting?

149. I have to go. I got to leave.

150. Shouldn't—yes— to go. Maybe we shouldn't work together.

151. You're good, but not for me to work.

152. Leave I should. Bye, I go.

153. Are you sure?

154. Yeah. Going is good. Staying is bad.

155. Bye.

156. That man is a genius.