Animaniacs 1x12

Directed by

Paul Rugg as Mr. Director (voice) • Julia Kato as Miss Tanaka (voice)

When potential foreign investors want to meet the wacky Warner siblings, the studio boss orders Dr. Scratchansniff to train the untamable trio.

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1. Let's read our fortunes.

2. The hotel of your mind has many vacancies.

3. You are cute and can't help it.

4. What's yours say, Wakko?

5. I didn't get a fortune.

6. What'd you get?

7. Something better.

8. The next cartoon.

9. As far back as I can remember,

10. I always wanted to fall in love,

11. but we were always too busy

12. fighting to protect our territory

13. from the sparrows,

14. especially the statue of martin Scorsese.

15. No bird could perch on Scorsese's head

16. unless he was a Goodfeather,

17. and as long as the sparrows

18. kept trying to take the statue,

19. love would have to wait.

20. Beat it! Beat it!

21. The statue is all yours for now, pigeons.

22. Enjoy it while you can.

23. Krupkitty!

24. Go eat the sparrows, you creep!

25. Them sparrows don't give us no respect, bobby.

26. Botta bang. No respect.

27. You're saying it.

28. What am I saying?

29. You're saying what you're saying.

30. I don't know what I'm saying.

31. I'm saying at the bird dance,

32. we ask the sparrows to rumble.

33. I don't want to fight.

34. I want to dance, fall in love.

35. Squit, you're a chicken.

36. Are you clucking at me?

37. Are you clucking at me?

38. No, I'm clucking at Squit.

39. He wants to fall in love.

40. Not tonight, Squit. Tonight we rumble.

41. Beat it!

42. ow! Ow!

43. Oh! Let me out of here!

44. I love you.

45. I love you back.

46. Some day, I want you to migrate with me.

47. O.K.

48. Hey, stay away from my sister, Squit.

49. Chickiebutt, take Carloota home.

50. Carloota.

51. Oh.

52. Noodles, you want to rumble?

53. Yeah. We will rumble with you.

54. Then we rumble.

55. Under the statue around 10:15.

56. No weapons. Capisce?

57. What weapons?

58. Ay, yo, huh?

59. No weapons.

60. All right, all right.

61. No weapons.

62. Hey, we rumble. Get the weapons.

63. Hello down there, Squit.

64. Carloota, meet me at the Scorsese statue

65. around 10:43.

66. Why wait? We'll migrate tonight.

67. O.K.

68. Oh, Carloota.

69. I got to cut down on me coloratura.

70. Can't wait to introduce them pigeons

71. to my mega-beak.

72. Why do you fight all the time?

73. 'Cause those pigeons think they got it all.

74. They do got the statue.

75. When we take the statue,

76. we'll rule the roost.

77. We want to stay on the rooftop.

78. We don't.

79. Ai! Ai! Ai!

80. Look at Mr. What-A-difference a-Day-makes.

81. Spiffing up for the rumble, Squit?

82. No. I have a date with Carloota.

83. There's no bird in the city like Carloota.

84. Around her...

85. Aah!

86. Oh, man! Oh, man!

87. He's wearing the acme mega-Beak over here.

88. Come out, come out wherever you are.

89. Squit beaked noodles.

90. It's Krupkitty!

91. Fly for your lives!

92. that's it.

93. I'm sticking to a crescendo-free diet of mute mice.

94. Godpigeon.

95. What? I don't speak your language.

96. Uh, car. Carloota?

97. Beaked?

98. Carloota got beaked?

99. It was chickiebutt, wasn't it?

100. He thinks I beaked noodles,

101. and he beaked the one I love for revenge.

102. Squit?

103. Carloota.

104. I thought you were beaked.

105. Silly pigeon.

106. Come, let us migrate and—

107. Huh?

108. Johnny!

109. My johnny flew the coop three days ago,

110. but he's back.

111. Sorry, Squit.

112. It wouldn't have worked out anyways

113. 'cause you're a pigeon,

114. but we had a few coos together, huh?

115. Come. I have found luxurious nesting grounds

116. in Cleveland.

117. Carloota dumped me.

118. She and the sparrows flew to Cleveland.

119. Forget about it, Squit.

120. You're a Goodfeather, see?

121. Aah!

122. There's a statue of Coppola down the street.

123. When you're a Goodfeather,

124. no matter what happens,

125. you stay a Goodfeather.

126. When you fall in love,

127. you might not stay there.

128. Love? Not for me.

129. No, thanks.

130. Then again...

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132. Good-bye, nurse!

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