Animaniacs 1x10

Directed by Dave Marshall • Alfred Gimeno

The Warners help Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel.

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1. Captioning made possible by U.S. Department of education and fox broadcasting company

2. here among the dramatic tiburranam mountains

3. in the henkle river valley

4. lies the tiny kingdom of Anvilania,

5. the world's largest producer and exporter of one thing... anvils.

6. On this very day, the citizens of Anvilania

7. are awaiting the arrival of the heir to the throne,

8. the man who's been chosen as the new king.

9. The king approaches!

10. The king approaches!

11. The king approaches!

12. I heard.

13. Uh, excuse me, prime minister.

14. Hello, my name's Yakko.

15. I'll be your king this evening.

16. If you need anything, just ask.

17. May I present myself? I am the prime minister.

18. Hello, prime minister nurse!

19. Boys, do they get better when they get older?

20. We welcome you with the national anthem of Anvilania,

21. as sung by one of our national treasures, Mr. Perry coma.

22. That's the national anthem?

23. It's not so bad.

24. Aah!

25. Good Anvilanians,

26. I present the heir to the throne...

27. come, your majesty, it is time for your coronation.

28. I crown thee, Yakko, king of Anvilania,

29. holder of the scepter, wearer of the medals,

30. and defender of the anvils.

31. Have anything in a zanderbelt with a skosh more room?

32. And, now, the national anthem.

33. Not again! Not again!

34. Huh? Huh?

35. King Yakko, your throne.

36. How do you lift the lid?

37. Since when do you lift the lid?

38. Your highness! Your highness!

39. My highness? Did I sit in something?

40. May I introduce the court jester?

41. I want to tell you, this anvil was so big...

42. how big was it?

43. I don't know.

44. I can't see the cue card.

45. Now would be a good time to greet the people with your address.

46. Dresses would be dot's department.

47. I'm introducing a new fall line.

48. Polka dot?

49. If you insist.

50. I meant for the king to give his address to the people.

51. Hooray! Hooray!

52. Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you

53. because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me.

54. Thank you, and now for my address...

55. king Yakko, care of the castle, Anvilania 90210.

56. I promise not to abuse my total, unyielding,

57. supreme, and absolute power over you,

58. but I must ask you one thing—

59. can you do this... blaaoo-Blaaoo-blaaoo!

60. Blaaoo-blaaoo-blaaoo!

61. Oh, very good. How about this...

62. waahoo-waahoo!

63. Waahoo-waahoo!

64. My people.

65. Now, here's an old favorite... Neee-Eeeh!

66. Neee-eeeh!

67. Good! Now, how about this... bruuuh!

68. Bruuuh!

69. Very nice! O.K., Now this...

70. weeh-yo-whoa!

71. Weeh-yo-whoa!

72. So, the new king of Anvilania is a child,

73. a kid, a pushover.

74. A kid, a pushover.

75. Anvilania has always made a fortune off those anvils,

76. but soon that fortune will be mine, do you hear?

77. I hear, but how will you take over the country?

78. I will go there and demand they surrender.

79. The king is a child. He will crumble before me.

80. It will be like taking anvils from a baby.

81. Ha ha ha ha ha!

82. Get the camera out of my mouth.

83. hend! Hend! It rhymes!

84. Dictator of dunlikus, umlatt.

85. The clown is here! Oh, boy!

86. Yay!

87. Are you here to entertain us, Mr. Clown?

88. Where are your magic tricks?

89. I want a balloon that looks like a woodchuck.

90. Please, get off me. I am the dictator!

91. O.K., Dic, or is it Mr. Tator?

92. I know! Let's play musical chairs!

93. darn! A tie!

94. I know! We'll have a tiebreaker.

95. Pin the tail on Mr. Tator!

96. Stop, you obnoxious creatures!

97. I am not Mr. Tator. I'm not the entertainment!

98. That's your entertainment...

99. hey, take my anvil...

100. please.

101. If you're not the entertainment,

102. you shouldn't be wearing a costume.

103. Let's help him out.

104. Polka dot?

105. Again? Oh, all right.

106. No, no! This is the uniform of a great man.

107. He know you're wearing it?

108. I am umlatt of dulikis.

109. I'm here to demand you surrender Anvilania to me.

110. I give you 24 hours to vacate.

111. Vacation already? It's my first day on the job!

112. I demand your surrender!

113. I will not surrender. You surrender.

114. Me, surrender?

115. I accept. Hand over the castle keys.

116. Don't be ridiculous. I'll go to war first.

117. Then go ahead. And don't come back

118. until you've learned some manners, young man.

119. Very well, you silly child.

120. This means war!

121. I thought that meant touchdown.

122. Yay!

123. Push 'em back.

124. Shove 'em back. Way back!

125. I'll see you on the battlefield!

126. Wait! You forgot to get your parking validated!

127. Oh, pooh. A war.

128. hurry, your majesty. These are desperate times.

129. You must meet the cabinet.

130. Hello.

131. I'm Yakko. Nice to meet you.

132. Sire?

133. Wait till we're alone.

134. Gentlemen, please be seated.

135. Ah-ah-ah-ah. I didn't say Simon says.

136. Simon says please be seated.

137. So, what's the plan?

138. Our army hasn't been to war in 200 years.

139. They should be well-Rested.

140. We must prepare the troops.

141. First we must get new weapons.

142. No, first we must have a new national anthem.

143. Hit it.

144. thank you. Please be seated.

145. A-ha. Very good.

146. Simon says please be seated.

147. Your majesty, if I may...

148. I wish you would.

149. If we position our army on the northern border,

150. and a battalion of tanks on the left flank,

151. we'll force the attackers into this narrow valley.

152. What do you think?

153. Sorry, I dozed off there for a second.

154. I asked what you think.

155. I think we should choose teams and play shuffleboard.

156. I'll take you, you... and you,

157. if you'll have me.

158. But your highness—

159. it'll be your highness if you defy me.

160. We must prepare.

161. Very well. Dot, Wakko...

162. as king of Anvilania,

163. I appoint you general of the armed forces.

164. Prepare the troops.

165. You're appointed minster of girlie things I don't understand.

166. That covers a lot.

167. I know! We need uniforms!

168. How about these?

169. Polka dot? Polka dot?

170. Not again. Ohh.

171. Now, on with the plan.

172. The meeting is adjourned. You're all dismissed.

173. Ah-ah. Simon didn't say.

174. I think this uniform needs something—

175. something that says I'm here to destroy you,

176. but with a sense of fun.

177. I got it! Wear your underwear outside your pants.

178. Hey, it worked for Madonna.

179. You're about to head into war.

180. I won't lie. Some of you may not return,

181. and the rest of you definitely won't.

182. Although war is a cruel and brutal affair,

183. it is also dangerous and stupid.

184. You may get squashed like a bug

185. or crunched like shredded wheat into dust

186. or ripped apart.

187. Aah! Aah! Aah!

188. Maybe you should've lied a little.

189. We'll go to war ourselves.

190. How hard could it be?

191. This hard.

192. Ooh.

193. We'll need a few commercials to figure this out.

194. Hey, I need that!

195. You think this plan will work?

196. It better. We don't have any more commercials.

197. No sign of the Anvilanian army or dictatorship.

198. What?

199. There's no sign of the Anvilanians!

200. Thank you.

201. Wait. What's that?

202. It's a present for the dictator.

203. It's a present for you.

204. What?

205. A present for you!

206. Thank you. Bring it in.

207. Hit it!

208. it's their secret weapon.

209. What?

210. Ahhh.

211. It worked. Come, my siblings,

212. we must capture the flag.

213. Now that you've won the war,

214. what are you going to do?

215. I'm going to dis—

216. hold it right there.

217. Why aren't you asleep?

218. What?

219. Enough with the what jokes.

220. We win. War's over.

221. Go home. You have no army. No hard feelings.

222. Ha! I don't need an army now

223. because I've got you.

224. And once you're gone,

225. I'll have your country as well.

226. Wait. You're forgetting something.

227. What?

228. Being an evil villain,

229. you are contractually required

230. to explain your plan before disposing of us.

231. Oh, right.

232. After I've disposed of you,

233. I will control Anvilania

234. and then finally, the anvils will all be mine!

235. Anvils? Anvils? Anvils?

236. Yes. I will have all the anvils.

237. Exsqueeze me. This is about anvils?

238. Why didn't you say so?

239. You can have my anvil.

240. I don't want this tiny thing.

241. Then have this one.

242. No!

243. Not me. I'm keeping mine.

244. No, no! I want big anvils and lots of them.

245. No problem. Wait right here.

246. Actually... wait right here.

247. Those kind of anvils?

248. Yes!

249. O.K.

250. Factory direct to you. No middle man!

251. I am the king!

252. Fire!

253. You little—

254. where did they go?

255. I...

256. blee...

257. wo...

258. poor little evil fellow who asked for it.

259. Here. You can have my anvil after all.

260. Aah.

261. That completes the delivery.

262. Just sign here.

263. Ohh, you win.

264. I give up. I surrender.

265. Do with me what you will.

266. Mr. Tator, I've got a punishment

267. that's fair, just, and clever—

268. or maybe just fairly clever.

269. Whatever.

270. this anvil was so big...

271. how big was it?

272. This big.

273. Polka dot? Polka dot?

274. Why not?

275. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

277. Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute