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2. here among the dramatic
tiburranam mountains
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3. in the henkle river valley
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4. lies the tiny kingdom
of Anvilania,
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5. the world's largest
producer and exporter
of one thing... anvils.
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6. On this very day,
the citizens of Anvilania
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7. are awaiting the arrival
of the heir to the throne,
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8. the man who's been chosen
as the new king.
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9. The king approaches!
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10. The king approaches!
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11. The king approaches!
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12. I heard.
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13. Uh, excuse me,
prime minister.
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14. Hello, my name's Yakko.
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15. I'll be your king
this evening.
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16. If you need anything,
just ask.
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17. May I present myself?
I am the prime minister.
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18. Hello,
prime minister nurse!
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19. Boys, do they get better
when they get older?
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20. We welcome you with
the national anthem
of Anvilania,
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21. as sung by one
of our national treasures,
Mr. Perry coma.
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22. That's the national anthem?
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23. It's not so bad.
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24. Aah!
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25. Good Anvilanians,
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26. I present the heir
to the throne...
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27. come, your majesty,
it is time for your
coronation.
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28. I crown thee, Yakko,
king of Anvilania,
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29. holder of the scepter,
wearer of the medals,
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30. and defender
of the anvils.
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31. Have anything in a zanderbelt
with a skosh more room?
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32. And, now,
the national anthem.
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33. Not again!
Not again!
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34. Huh?
Huh?
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35. King Yakko,
your throne.
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36. How do you
lift the lid?
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37. Since when do you
lift the lid?
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38. Your highness!
Your highness!
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39. My highness?
Did I sit in something?
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40. May I introduce
the court jester?
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41. I want to tell you,
this anvil was so big...
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42. how big was it?
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43. I don't know.
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44. I can't see
the cue card.
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45. Now would be a good time
to greet the people
with your address.
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46. Dresses would be
dot's department.
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47. I'm introducing
a new fall line.
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48. Polka dot?
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49. If you insist.
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50. I meant for the king
to give his address
to the people.
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51. Hooray!
Hooray!
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52. Citizens of Anvilania,
I stand before you
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53. because if I was behind you,
you couldn't see me.
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54. Thank you,
and now for my address...
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55. king Yakko,
care of the castle,
Anvilania 90210.
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56. I promise not to abuse
my total, unyielding,
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57. supreme, and absolute
power over you,
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58. but I must ask you
one thing—
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59. can you do this...
blaaoo-Blaaoo-blaaoo!
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60. Blaaoo-blaaoo-blaaoo!
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61. Oh, very good.
How about this...
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62. waahoo-waahoo!
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63. Waahoo-waahoo!
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64. My people.
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65. Now, here's
an old favorite...
Neee-Eeeh!
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66. Neee-eeeh!
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67. Good! Now,
how about this...
bruuuh!
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68. Bruuuh!
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69. Very nice!
O.K., Now this...
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70. weeh-yo-whoa!
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71. Weeh-yo-whoa!
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72. So, the new king
of Anvilania is a child,
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73. a kid, a pushover.
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74. A kid, a pushover.
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75. Anvilania has
always made a fortune
off those anvils,
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76. but soon that fortune
will be mine, do you hear?
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77. I hear, but how will you
take over the country?
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78. I will go there
and demand they surrender.
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79. The king is a child.
He will crumble before me.
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80. It will be like taking
anvils from a baby.
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81. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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82. Get the camera
out of my mouth.
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83. hend! Hend!
It rhymes!
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84. Dictator of dunlikus,
umlatt.
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85. The clown is here!
Oh, boy!
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86. Yay!
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87. Are you here
to entertain us,
Mr. Clown?
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88. Where are your
magic tricks?
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89. I want a balloon
that looks like a woodchuck.
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90. Please, get off me.
I am the dictator!
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91. O.K., Dic,
or is it Mr. Tator?
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92. I know! Let's play
musical chairs!
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93. darn! A tie!
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94. I know!
We'll have a tiebreaker.
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95. Pin the tail
on Mr. Tator!
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96. Stop, you
obnoxious creatures!
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97. I am not Mr. Tator.
I'm not the entertainment!
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98. That's
your entertainment...
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99. hey, take my anvil...
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100. please.
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101. If you're not
the entertainment,
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102. you shouldn't be
wearing a costume.
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103. Let's help him out.
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104. Polka dot?
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105. Again?
Oh, all right.
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106. No, no!
This is the uniform
of a great man.
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107. He know
you're wearing it?
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108. I am umlatt of dulikis.
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109. I'm here to demand
you surrender
Anvilania to me.
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110. I give you 24 hours
to vacate.
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111. Vacation already?
It's my first day
on the job!
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112. I demand your surrender!
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113. I will not surrender.
You surrender.
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114. Me, surrender?
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115. I accept. Hand over
the castle keys.
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116. Don't be ridiculous.
I'll go to war first.
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117. Then go ahead.
And don't come back
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118. until you've learned
some manners, young man.
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119. Very well,
you silly child.
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120. This means war!
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121. I thought that
meant touchdown.
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122. Yay!
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123. Push 'em back.
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124. Shove 'em back.
Way back!
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125. I'll see you
on the battlefield!
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126. Wait! You forgot
to get your
parking validated!
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127. Oh, pooh. A war.
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128. hurry, your majesty.
These are desperate times.
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129. You must meet
the cabinet.
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130. Hello.
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131. I'm Yakko.
Nice to meet you.
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132. Sire?
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133. Wait till we're alone.
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134. Gentlemen,
please be seated.
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135. Ah-ah-ah-ah. I didn't
say Simon says.
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136. Simon says
please be seated.
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137. So, what's the plan?
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138. Our army hasn't
been to war in 200 years.
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139. They should be
well-Rested.
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140. We must prepare the troops.
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141. First we must
get new weapons.
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142. No, first we must have
a new national anthem.
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143. Hit it.
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144. thank you.
Please be seated.
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145. A-ha. Very good.
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146. Simon says
please be seated.
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147. Your majesty,
if I may...
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148. I wish you would.
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149. If we position our army
on the northern border,
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150. and a battalion of tanks
on the left flank,
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151. we'll force
the attackers into
this narrow valley.
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152. What do you think?
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153. Sorry, I dozed off
there for a second.
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154. I asked
what you think.
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155. I think we should
choose teams and
play shuffleboard.
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156. I'll take you,
you... and you,
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157. if you'll have me.
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158. But your highness—
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159. it'll be your highness
if you defy me.
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160. We must prepare.
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161. Very well. Dot, Wakko...
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162. as king
of Anvilania,
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163. I appoint you general
of the armed forces.
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164. Prepare the troops.
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165. You're appointed
minster of girlie things
I don't understand.
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166. That covers a lot.
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167. I know!
We need uniforms!
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168. How about these?
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169. Polka dot?
Polka dot?
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170. Not again. Ohh.
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171. Now, on with the plan.
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172. The meeting is adjourned.
You're all dismissed.
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173. Ah-ah.
Simon didn't say.
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174. I think this uniform
needs something—
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175. something that says
I'm here to destroy you,
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176. but with a sense of fun.
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177. I got it!
Wear your underwear
outside your pants.
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178. Hey, it worked
for Madonna.
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179. You're about
to head into war.
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180. I won't lie.
Some of you
may not return,
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181. and the rest of you
definitely won't.
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182. Although war is
a cruel and brutal affair,
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183. it is also
dangerous and stupid.
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184. You may get squashed
like a bug
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185. or crunched like
shredded wheat
into dust
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186. or ripped apart.
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187. Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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188. Maybe you should've
lied a little.
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189. We'll go
to war ourselves.
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190. How hard could it be?
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191. This hard.
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192. Ooh.
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193. We'll need
a few commercials
to figure this out.
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194. Hey, I need that!
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195. You think this plan
will work?
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196. It better.
We don't have any
more commercials.
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197. No sign of
the Anvilanian army
or dictatorship.
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198. What?
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199. There's no sign
of the Anvilanians!
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200. Thank you.
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201. Wait. What's that?
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202. It's a present
for the dictator.
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203. It's a present
for you.
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204. What?
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205. A present for you!
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206. Thank you.
Bring it in.
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207. Hit it!
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208. it's their secret weapon.
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209. What?
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210. Ahhh.
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211. It worked.
Come, my siblings,
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212. we must capture
the flag.
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213. Now that you've
won the war,
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214. what are you
going to do?
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215. I'm going to dis—
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216. hold it right there.
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217. Why aren't you asleep?
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218. What?
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219. Enough with
the what jokes.
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220. We win. War's over.
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221. Go home. You have no army.
No hard feelings.
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222. Ha! I don't need
an army now
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223. because I've got you.
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224. And once you're gone,
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225. I'll have your country
as well.
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226. Wait. You're
forgetting something.
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227. What?
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228. Being an evil villain,
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229. you are contractually
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230. to explain
your plan before
disposing of us.
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231. Oh, right.
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232. After I've
disposed of you,
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233. I will control Anvilania
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234. and then finally,
the anvils will
all be mine!
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235. Anvils?
Anvils?
Anvils?
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236. Yes. I will have
all the anvils.
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237. Exsqueeze me.
This is about anvils?
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238. Why didn't you
say so?
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239. You can
have my anvil.
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240. I don't want
this tiny thing.
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241. Then have this one.
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242. No!
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243. Not me.
I'm keeping mine.
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244. No, no!
I want big anvils
and lots of them.
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245. No problem.
Wait right here.
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246. Actually...
wait right here.
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247. Those kind of anvils?
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248. Yes!
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249. O.K.
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250. Factory direct to you.
No middle man!
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251. I am the king!
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252. Fire!
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253. You little—
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254. where did they go?
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255. I...
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256. blee...
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257. wo...
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258. poor little evil fellow
who asked for it.
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259. Here. You can have
my anvil after all.
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260. Aah.
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261. That completes
the delivery.
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262. Just sign here.
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263. Ohh, you win.
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264. I give up.
I surrender.
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265. Do with me
what you will.
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266. Mr. Tator,
I've got a punishment
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267. that's fair,
just, and clever—
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268. or maybe just
fairly clever.
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269. Whatever.
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270. this anvil
was so big...
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271. how big was it?
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272. This big.
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273. Polka dot?
Polka dot?
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274. Why not?
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276. Captions copyright 1993
warner bros. Animation
goodbye, nurse!
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