1. BLACK
That looks like it's... Okay.
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2. Got to check the work.
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3. It still lines up,
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4. which can only mean...
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5. Eat it, losers. I did it!
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6. No.
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7. We did it, Cyan.
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8. High five!
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9. Oh, uh...
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10. Ooh. Glad nobody saw that.
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11. Got to tell the others
I cracked it.
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12. But first, a little celebration
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13. with my one and only vice:
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14. glowstickin'.
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15. Hell yes, hell yes, hell yes,
hell yes, hell yes...
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16. Hell yes, hell yes, hell yes!
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17. Hell yes, hell yes.
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18. Huh? Aah!
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19. Oh, hey.
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20. I was just on my way to...
Oh, hell no!
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21. Oh, hell no. Hell no.
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22. Hell no, hell no, hell no.
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23. Okay, Black, you're gonna die,
and that sucks.
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24. But maybe Cyan's right.
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25. Maybe this isn't the "end" end.
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26. Maybe I could be reincarnated
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27. as a dwarf star or a pile
of dirt or a noodle or...
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28. Ah, screw it,
I'm about to be nothing.
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29. God, it sucks to be
an atheist sometimes.
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30. Let's do this already!
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31. Huh?
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32. Huh?
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33. - What?
- Uh-oh.
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34. Ow!
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35. You got here fast.
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36. Oh, and here's
Purple-come-lately.
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37. Um...
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38. - I got a wrench
and I know how to use it.
- Okay, okay,
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39. - which one of you did it?
- Don't do
anything foolish.
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40. I will hit you
with this pizza peel.
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41. I'll hit you with this wrench.
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42. All right, all right,
I know we want
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43. to hit each other to death,
but what if we didn't?
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44. Not happening, Green.
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45. There's enough peel here
for you and the captain.
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46. "Captain." Huh.
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47. No coming back
from this one, is there?
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48. This'll be the last time
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49. I'll ever be allowed
to captain anything.
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50. This is the moment
you can't come back from?
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51. It had to reach
full-on bloodbath?
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52. I-I don't
want to clean up
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53. all this bloodle
by myself again.
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54. It's big and it's everywhere.
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55. Then we all do it.
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56. With everybody dead,
everything's our job.
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57. So, that's it?
We're just gonna play clean up?
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58. We're just gonna
ignore that one of us
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59. is clearly a killer?
Then who was it?
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60. You should've seen
this murder happen.
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61. You were in Security, right?
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62. I don't have
to tell you anything.
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63. I don't care
what you do, Purple,
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64. but I'm going to clean up.
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65. We owe it to our friend
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66. and everyone.
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67. Hey, Green,
can I borrow you broom?
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68. Pizza peel's just spreading
stuff around...
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69. Oh, is that a book inside Black?
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70. It's Cyan's journal.
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71. What was Black doing
with Cyan's journal?
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72. I'll give it a look.
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73. - Ow.
- No.
No more secret books.
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74. If you can read it,
we all can read it.
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75. Fine. As captain,
I authorize you to read it.
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76. - Can I be
authorized, too?
- You're authorized, too.
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77. Who cares?
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78. Let's see.
"Being an empath is hard."
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79. Uh... "I absorb so much
negative energy here."
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80. "Maybe I'm drawn
to grumpy crewmates
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81. "because I'm the only one
who can see
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82. their childlike
longing underneath"?
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83. Yeah, yeah, we all know that.
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84. "I made a new friend today."
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85. Uh, let's see.
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86. "Maybe the ore
feels what I feel."
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87. Huh, I don't think
ore can do that.
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88. - Not sure this is helpful.
- Wait, look.
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89. Isn't this... It is.
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90. It's Black's angsty handwriting.
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91. B-But Black hated Cyan
when they were alive.
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92. Well, apparently, they learned
to work together in death.
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93. Wait, the broken ore—
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94. I-it's hollow in the center?
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95. When the asteroid hit the ship,
it cracked open the ore.
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96. Releasing something from inside.
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97. Like an egg?
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98. Eggs.
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99. Some of the ore
we've been transporting
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100. have been eggs this whole time!
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101. That must be where
the alien impostors come from.
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102. Oof. I'll get the trash bag.
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103. - Uh...
- Maybe,
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104. but I mean,
MIRA knew about aliens,
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105. so they must have known
there were eggs in the ore,
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106. and it is my job to deliver it.
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107. If we don't accomplish that,
what's the point of any of this?
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108. Will I have led a crew
to die in vain?
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109. Are you seriously considering
keeping the ore?
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110. Of course we have
to get rid of the eggs
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111. that hatch into
shape-shifting murderers!
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112. U-Uh, honestly, I...
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113. Reactor alert.
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114. Rickety overload situation
imminent.
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115. Uh... Okay, new plan.
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116. Fix the reactor,
argue about eggs later.
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117. No! We figure this out now!
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118. Purps, if we don't
all fix that reactor,
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119. it doesn't matter
what happens with the eggs.
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120. Ugh, fine!
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121. Reactor Alert.
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122. "Adios, losers!" imminent.
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123. Red, do your captain's kick.
That'll fix it.
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124. 'Fraid it's past that point.
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125. Gonna have to do something
way more technical.
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126. Can you please put your hands
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127. on these thingies
at the same time?
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128. Uh, Captain, I don't think
I can reach both.
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129. Curse my genes
for this pathetic wingspan!
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130. Easy, easy.
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131. Purple, Green,
you'll both need to do it.
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132. - Ah.
- What? Why us?
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133. Because I can't trust that
either of you isn't an impostor.
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134. Can't disagree
with that logic, Cap'n.
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135. And if we survive,
it'll be great to have
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136. such a high-level task
on my résumé.
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137. Okay, but what if the
impostor's you, Red? Or Green?
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138. You want me to turn my back
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139. and leave myself wide open
for an alien killer?
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140. Purps also has some sound logic.
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141. My résumé is useless
if I'm dead.
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142. And double-useless
if I'm a killer.
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143. "Adios, losers!" in ten, nine,
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144. eight,
To hell with it!
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145. seven, six,
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146. - five,
- H-E double
hockey sticks with it.
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147. four, three, two,
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148. one.
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149. - Whoa.
- Reactor "chill the F
out" sequence initiated.
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150. Whew!
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151. Oh, thanks for not killing me.
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152. Right back at you, Purps.
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153. Can't believe this is
the second time
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154. I've had to deal
with an unstable reactor.
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155. But it went way better
with you than Red.
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156. Whoa! You did this with Red?
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157. Uh, yeah. That story
I told you in the Oxygen Room?
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158. Me? Red? The reactor meltdown?
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159. You asked me to tell you, Green.
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160. Oh, yeah. That story was great.
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161. Uh, huh?
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162. Red.
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163. I, uh... I want
to call for a vote.
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164. Wait, now? After I just
rallied us as a team?
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165. Yeah, Purps, are you serious?
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166. We all just saved each other.
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167. I'm serious. We're voting.
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168. And I vote Green.
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169. Me?
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170. Lil' ol' me?
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171. Oh, my gosh, I mean,
I hate to do this.
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172. But if I have to vote...
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173. Purple is the impostor.
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174. They successfully
prevented zero murders
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175. when their only job was to keep
everyone safe and secure.
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176. Purple routinely undermined
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177. the Captain's authority
and seeded distrust
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178. among the crew.
In fact,
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179. just today, they were
last to arrive to a murder
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180. and continued arguing as the
reactor was rickety overloading,
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181. which would've killed us all.
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182. I haven't spoken up until now
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183. because I've tried
to stay in my lane
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184. and be a good unpaid intern.
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185. But I can't be
a Silent Sal any longer.
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186. It's obviously Purple.
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187. Hmm.
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188. Oh, sorry.
I was waiting for them
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189. to say something stupid
about a worm farm.
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190. - Purple...
- It's my lived
experience.
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191. Look, I mean, uh...
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192. on paper, does all that
make me look suspicious?
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193. - Yeah.
- So you admit it.
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194. But it doesn't mean
I'm an impostor.
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195. Because crewmates?
They make mistakes.
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196. I've made... a lot.
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197. Gee, must be nice to get paid
to make mistakes.
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198. I don't have any evidence
against Green,
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199. but I've got a hunch.
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200. Oh, swell. A hunch!
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201. And that hunch tells me
it's still really weird
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202. Green doesn't remember
the very personal story
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203. I told them about Red
100% messing up
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204. the last time we dealt
with a reactor as interns.
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205. Oh.
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206. Oh, I do too remember.
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207. And Red was right
to do what they did.
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208. You don't, and they weren't.
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209. Is every one of you
alien impostors so cold?
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210. I've been nothing
but nice to everybody
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211. every day on this ship.
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212. My family scraped together
all their beans
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213. to send me here
so I could get paid
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214. literally nothing
to make zero mistakes,
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215. get treated like garbage and—
oh, that's right—
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216. clean up every crewmate's
dead body!
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217. But did I ever complain?
No. I couldn't.
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218. I put on a smile.
I needed to be good.
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219. Because I'm not just here
representing me,
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220. I'm here representing
my entire village.
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221. Honest, hardworking
worm farmers.
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222. - There it is.
- Aah!
You're so fricking mean!
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223. It's true. Not proud of it.
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224. And you think I'm the one
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225. who should be shot out
into space?
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226. I don't have any hard evidence.
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227. It's true.
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228. But, Red, if our friendship
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229. ever meant anything to you,
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230. now's the time to believe me.
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231. This isn't easy.
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232. Green's evidence
is crystal clear.
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233. But I, too, have made
a lot of mistakes.
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234. And anyone who heard that story
about me and Purple as interns
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235. would know that I was wrong.
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236. Damn, I hate saying that,
but it's the truth.
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237. And I can't take it back.
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238. All I can do—
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239. all I'm trying to do—
is be a better captain,
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240. a better crewmate now
than I was back then.
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241. Green, you're the impostor.
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242. Which, after doing some
very complex captain's math,
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243. adds up to a vote of two to one.
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244. Now, put this on your résumé,
you alien scum!
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245. - Aah!
- Oh!
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246. - Uh...
- Oh, crap.
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247. Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot.
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248. Chirp.
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