Among Us 1x3

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Marcus Bromander as Henry Stickmin (voice)

Something isn't right on board. Time for the first EMERGENCY MEETING!

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1. They can't know you're here.

2. Can't tell my messages boards I got scanned.

3. They'll never forgive me.

4. I'll get banned for inappropriate language.

5. Again.

6. Gotcha!

7. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get another one, too.

8. I'm gonna get all of you.

9. Oh. Phew.

10. Okay, count of three,

11. favorite shoe insert.

12. One, two, three.

13. - Orthotics. - Orthotics.

14. So true.

15. Favorite candle scent. One, two, three.

16. - Papaya Sunrise. - Papaya Sunrise.

17. But what about favorite final seasoning flourish, eh?

18. One, two, three.

19. - Flakey Salt. - Au naturel.

20. What? Nothing? Come on.

21. Blows out your palette.

22. Whoa!

23. - Ew, Purps. - Oh, boy.

24. Why are you wallowing in blood?

25. Yeah. Why you wallowing, Purps?

26. You think I decided to wallow by sitting in a puddle of blood?

27. Hmm, Purps's got a point, Redsie.

28. Fun reminder.

29. MIRA assumes no liability

30. for any and all cartoonish blood puddle slip-and-falls.

31. Bloodle policy's ironclad.

32. Isn't anybody worried, I don't know,

33. why there's blood outside of MedBay?

34. Wait, shut up.

35. Why is there blood outside of MedBay?

36. It's locked.

37. - Captain to the rescue. - Whoa!

38. Damn it.

39. Captain's kick.

40. Wow, sucks that I'm so ripped, huh?

41. Hey, Blue, what's wrong— you dead in there or something?

42. Maybe we can see if Blue

43. is okay on the MedBay camera.

44. Oh, you still collect vintage binoculars, huh?

45. Hot, hot, hot...

46. Hmm. Blue's in there, all right.

47. But why aren't they responding?

48. Yeah, and how do we get in to find out?

49. Damn, wrong turn.

50. Great Caesar's Worm Farm,

51. how do you fit in those vents?

52. Easy. Years of scalding hot yoga

53. gave me squish bone syndrome.

54. Keeps my bone limber.

55. Note to self: "get yoga syndrome."

56. Yes, sir, squeezing through those hot metal tubes

57. is like the warm caress of a perpetual adult childbirth.

58. Uh, Green, Captain's tip:

59. never ask Lime anything ever again.

60. Lime, uh, can you access MedBay using the vents?

61. Can a chemtrail do a backflip?

62. I'll take that as a yes, which is profoundly kind of me.

63. But we all know Lime is, uh, navigationally challenged.

64. True, Purple's idea sucks. New plan.

65. I'll guide Lime through the vents into MedBay

66. using my impeccable sense of direction.

67. And these blueprints.

68. Left. Left.

69. Another, uh... uh, what does this say?

70. I don't know, I guess, uh, eight lefts.

71. I'm blind as a bat down here,

72. which, I'll have you know, they weren't always blind,

73. but made not to see.

74. But in my next dream, I was on a roller coaster,

75. which my ThetaHealer says symbolically represents...

76. Childhood fear of roller coasters?

77. Yes. See? Now you're getting it.

78. Gah. You ain't Blue.

79. I mean, I'm blue-curious.

80. Uh, which way is north in space?

81. Uh...

82. Try hanging three rights

83. where Red said to take ten lefts.

84. Hi, there.

85. One dead crewmate, sure, that's an oopsie.

86. But two? Makes me look like a bad leader.

87. And I can't let that happen.

88. I'm afraid you already have.

89. I'm a good captain. I can't let MIRA down.

90. I'm good.

91. Green, mop up that bloodle.

92. Orange, gather the crew so we can tactfully tell them

93. about Blue's possible graphic death.

94. Purple, rewind the footage so we can see

95. how or if Blue died.

96. - Aye aye. - Mm-hmm.

97. Yeah, so, again, the cameras can't rewind

98. because they don't record.

99. Well, why weren't you watching? Isn't that your whole job?

100. Uh, I had to call my cool cousin Josh.

101. Joshy.

102. Make a call? When comms are down?

103. Well, I-I was practicing.

104. Practicing my-my call to my cool cousin Joshy.

105. Oh, come on. I know you. Don't lie.

106. What? H-How could you even assume I would...

107. I-I mean, I-I'm not lying.

108. Eh, whatever you say, Purple.

109. Mm, okay.

110. Yep, definitely dead.

111. Even in death, Blue can make being covered in pink goo work.

112. What a legacy.

113. Where's the last body scan?

114. The doctor promised to destroy mine!

115. Uh, I know part of your "process"

116. is being "eccentric,"

117. but you can't just trash the place.

118. Weren't me. Something sabotaged this joint

119. like a government-funded tornado.

120. And that ain't the whole parfait.

121. This scan's got no bone.

122. Hmm. Whose bone-less scan is this?

123. No clue. Still missing one,

124. and Blue never got a chance to label the lot of them

125. before buying a one-way ticket to the devil's playground.

126. Hmm.

127. No bone. Huh?

128. Huh.

129. No biggie.

130. One of the scans is missing

131. because Blue promised to destroy yours, right?

132. And the bone thing? Probably a glitch.

133. Bah. Glitches are just big tech's way

134. of gaslighting your computer.

135. Uh, yeah.

136. Those words are all in a sentence.

137. Now, time to tell the crew there's another corpse on board.

138. Emergency meeting.

139. Emergency meeting.

140. Hi, team.

141. Here to circle back and touch base with you all,

142. the captain.

143. Crewmates. A crew of mates.

144. Sounds so simple, but is it really?

145. Nay.

146. Alas, I am tasked with sharing the official cause of death

147. for a mate of crew.

148. Try to live as they might,

149. Blue officially died of...

150. acute ripping off of the face.

151. Oh, that was the most beautiful part about them.

152. Other than their brain, body, shoulders,

153. emotional intelligence and depth of self.

154. Yeah, now I'm stuck looking at you ugly losers.

155. No offense.

156. No, you're right.

157. I understand.

158. Who'll be the hot one now?

159. - I will. - Yellow.

160. Aw, thanks, Brown.

161. No, me. I can be the hot one now.

162. Fun reminder. Nobody's the hot one.

163. We're all equally mediocre, formless, non-sexual beings

164. - who are very, very ugly. - AW.

165. Hate to steer conversation to anything—

166. I don't know— remotely important,

167. but shouldn't we be worried?

168. Isn't there a murderer among us?

169. Uh, no way. Two deaths?

170. That's just a couple run-of-the-mill accidents.

171. Now, three makes it a murder mystery.

172. Any one of us could be the killer.

173. Maybe the roller coaster in my dream represents...

174. murder?

175. Quick, Brown— one, two, three.

176. - Not a killer. Ah. - Not a killer. Ah.

177. Purple, was it you?

178. Leading us to Blue with your so-called slip?

179. Hmm, "whoever smelt it dealt it" rules.

180. - Interesting. - What?

181. With that logic, it could be Red or Green or Lime or you.

182. - We all found Blue's body together. - True.

183. And if you need me to be the murderer,

184. I'll happily take the fall to beef up my résumé.

185. No.

186. Self-imposed wrongful imprisonment

187. is against company policy.

188. Company-imposed wrongful imprisonment only.

189. Any decision about who the killer is

190. should be mutually agreed upon.

191. No truth, no pizza.

192. When the blood spills, the marinara doesn't.

193. Stop with the bad vibes.

194. Solutions come from good vibes only.

195. Yes, classic scientific method:

196. hypothesis, vibes, conclusion.

197. Why's nobody talking about the no-bone scan?

198. - Oh, Lime, you batty ol' coot. - I'm younger than you!

199. - Wait, you are? - I was born on a leap year.

200. I'm only six years old.

201. Ah, yes, of course you are.

202. Buddy, that so-called no-bone scan?

203. It was just a glitch, remember? Nothing nefarious.

204. That's what they want you to think.

205. It's a classic UFO cover-up.

206. Golly. The murderer's an alien?

207. Preposterous. Aliens aren't real.

208. Yeah, kid, don't goad Lime. They're, uh... Hmm.

209. What's the polite way to say, uh...

210. Bah. The only... I see is

211. the bravado of thinking we're the only intelligent life

212. in this lonely infinity.

213. Now, lean in close

214. as I weave a tale of possible truth.

215. Yeah, okay, let's cede the floor

216. to the most sane member of our crew.

217. The killer's an alien and it likes to kill

218. and it looks like this.

219. Hey, buddy.

220. - Oh, wow. - Really?

221. If this visor was an eye, I would roll it.

222. You... don't believe I drew this?

223. Oh, no, we all believe that part.

224. Mm-hmm.

225. GREEN; Okay, maybe not an alien.

226. No! It's the perfect shape to hide in bodies.

227. Enough! I'm the captain.

228. And I captain's promise you, aliens aren't real.

229. And even if they are, they don't like to kill.

230. None of you are safe!

231. I know the truth. I know your secrets.

232. The vents whisper them to me.

233. Like your little secret in Oxygen.

234. And your little book that traps people's dreams.

235. Uh, you mean my dream journal?

236. Oh, c... c-clearly, Lime's lost it. See?

237. You'll all be sorry.

238. When the aliens come for you

239. and crawl their little stick bodies

240. inside you blobby bodies, you'll all be sorry.

241. Chaos has found a new home!

242. So, clearly, the lone wolf who went off the deep end

243. is the killer, right?

244. I don't know. Lime's fear feels so traumatic.

245. So real.

246. So real because Lime's afraid of us discovering

247. their filthy truth?

248. If I killed Blue, I'd deny it, too.

249. Hmm, of course, whoever denied it supplied it...

250. Lime is the only one of us able to fit into the vents.

251. If they could enter to open the MedBay doors...

252. They could have also snuck in

253. to kill Blue in the first place.

254. But, uh, either way,

255. I think we can all agree it's a bummer to suspect

256. our weird, suspicious,

257. definitely-not-six-years-old friend Lime.

258. But on the flip side,

259. nice to agree it's not an alien.

260. The more plausible and comforting solution

261. is that it's a murderer.

262. Just a regular ol' murderer. No biggie.

263. They've got guilt written all over them.

264. Hey, hey, you—

265. what are doing over there?

266. Oh, uh, me?

267. I'm just standing here.

268. No biggie.

269. Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot.

270. Chirp.