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A dead body is found -- Who ya gonna call? Hot Doctor!

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1. White's dead body!

2. My goodness!

3. This was not in my tarot reading for today.

4. Kind of metal, though.

5. Ow!

6. Ah.

7. Whoa!

8. What are you gonna do about this?

9. Uh, me?

10. Why me?

11. You're the captain.

12. Oh, uh, yeah. Of course.

13. I'm the captain.

14. - We should call MIRA. - The comms are down.

15. Remember the serious but kind of sexy robot voice?

16. Oh, uh...

17. Non-emergency meeting.

18. Non-emergency meeting.

19. This is your captain speaking.

20. There is no need for alarm.

21. Where's Blue?

22. - Yeah, where's Blue? - We love Blue.

23. I trust Blue more than any of ya,

24. - but trust is a construct. - If only there was

25. someone smart and capable with impeccable bone structure

26. who could take charge.

27. I'm here.

28. Yeah.

29. - Great. What else? - Yeah.

30. Oh, God.

31. It never gets any easier.

32. Well, technically, it should be easier

33. 'cause you're only lifting half the weight.

34. Now, hold on there.

35. We can't have just everyone hanging around MedBay.

36. If you're gonna hang around, you should, uh,

37. hang around the cafeteria.

38. At least until we sort this out.

39. Until I sort this out. I'm the captain.

40. The dead have stories to tell,

41. but they have to give everything up to finally be heard.

42. It's a standard liability waiver.

43. They were definitely going to sign it after the pizza party.

44. Probably. Don't worry about it.

45. This is just a normal accident, right?

46. Hey, this kind of thing happens all the time.

47. Folks splitting mysteriously in twain?

48. No, mysterious twain-splitting

49. is actually quite rare.

50. I'll have to run some intensive tests to find out what happened.

51. I thought leaving the worm farm would get me away

52. from horrible equipment manglings.

53. That was no equipment mangling, if you ask me.

54. I've seen all kinds of workplace injuries,

55. and that was something else.

56. Definitely something else.

57. I hear ya, big dog.

58. Rumor has it White took the steering wheel from Green.

59. It's Green's lifelong dream. Just couldn't handle it.

60. They snapped! It drove 'em into crazy bloodlust.

61. - Hmm. I never considered that. - Sure...

62. I don't have lust for anything, least of all blood.

63. Where did you hear this provocative rumor?

64. Well, I started it. I just thought it'd be funny.

65. And it is.

66. I still think it's probably true.

67. I see.

68. So, um, is White dead?

69. Yes. White is very dead.

70. - Oh, no. - Fun reminder.

71. Death is a preexisting condition

72. not covered by MIRA health insurance.

73. I'm worried about something bigger than death.

74. Demotion?

75. In this case, I'm referring

76. to a pink organic residue

77. found on the two halves of White's body.

78. Mm, yes.

79. I believe that's called... bluud.

80. Yes, that could explain it, but that's not exactly

81. what I'm talking about right now, sport.

82. I think we need to scan all of the crewmates

83. to see if we can find the origin.

84. Maybe it was something White brought on board,

85. but if it was something they picked up on the ship,

86. then the crew might be in danger.

87. That sounds like it could cause a lot of panic.

88. How would that reflect on my leadership?

89. - Poorly. - Well, I don't like that.

90. The alternative is we do nothing, which could mean

91. that more crewmates suffer horrible and graphic deaths.

92. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

93. Hmm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No, no, no.

94. Uh, hmm. Hmm.

95. No, no, I'll take care of this.

96. Hello, everyone. This is your captain speaking.

97. I, with minimal help from Blue,

98. have finished my initial study of the situation

99. and determined everything is completely fine.

100. White passed away peacefully

101. from a mysterious industrial accident.

102. - Bless the stars. - It's good to know.

103. LIME That's what they want you to think.

104. But you all must report to MedBay for mandatory

105. and possibly invasive body scans.

106. What? Oh.

107. That doesn't sound very natural.

108. Well, I just got mine, and I feel totally great.

109. So, th-that's all you're going to tell us about White?

110. Who?

111. Oh, uh, uh, n-no, no, no.

112. Uh, privacy laws, bureaucracy, something,

113. something, something, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

114. No way in hell I'm gonna be scanned, documented,

115. and registered in my government name.

116. If you want to have photons blasted into your bone

117. until you pick up radio waves, be my guest,

118. but I'm keeping this body a temple.

119. Still don't like it,

120. but Brown and I already made the deductible

121. on our union insurance, so go hog wild with the tests, baby!

122. Union.

123. Union.

124. - Who's in your union? - Just me and Brown.

125. You're married?

126. No. No one's married here.

127. No one is ever getting married.

128. All of you lonely, unmarried crewmates,

129. get back to your tasks.

130. Speaking of lonely,

131. where's Purple?

132. Uh, okay, okay...

133. Hey! Working hard or hardly working?

134. I can't find any footage of White.

135. Like I told you earlier, these cameras don't record.

136. They're only in black and white.

137. They're completely useless.

138. Yo, Purple, you're up next!

139. Scan time!

140. - Scan? - A possibly invasive body scan.

141. Uh, fine.

142. I'll just drop everything I'm doing.

143. Since nobody else here cares about the safety of the crew,

144. why should I?

145. I won't know what I'm dealing with

146. until I can develop and compare everyone's scans.

147. Is it disease?

148. A new bacteria?

149. An unknown mutation?

150. Until I know that every crewmate on this ship is safe,

151. I won't sleep a wink.

152. Swoon!

153. Is-is this okay?

154. I can stand stiller.

155. I can stand really still.

156. You're doing just fine.

157. Thanks.

158. I'm just nervous.

159. To be honest, sometimes it feels like I shouldn't even be here.

160. Where else would you be?

161. Back at home. Farming?

162. I mean, how am I supposed to go from assistant worm herder

163. to unpaid spaceship intern to paid heroic captain?

164. We all take different paths.

165. My first doctorate was in the history of elegiac poetry.

166. Once I understood the beauty of life,

167. I decided to pursue medicine so I could also save it.

168. Trust your heart.

169. It will never steer you wrong.

170. Swoon.

171. Oh, no. Some ore got cracked.

172. We'll have to contain the energy.

173. Uh, I'll need salt to make a circle,

174. and I think my crystal kit has some—

175. Wrong kind of energy.

176. It's just fuel.

177. What are you doing here?

178. Just here to check on our crew,

179. the most valuable resource we have!

180. Well, after the Ore-Plus.

181. And the raw materials of the ship.

182. And this clipboard.

183. So-so I just want to make sure

184. you two are emotionally taken care of.

185. So you can physically take care of the product.

186. Huh?

187. I'm sorry. I'm looking, but I can't find Lime anywhere.

188. Black, can you get scanned instead

189. so I don't get yelled at?

190. Wow, your equipment is so new.

191. All MIRA gave me is a crappy microscope I have no use for.

192. I find that many of the sciences are underfunded.

193. Everyone wants to give money

194. to some abstract concept of "innovation,"

195. but they rarely want to put in the work and financing

196. towards a better understanding of our world.

197. BLACK Swoon.

198. I hope your scanner can see through my aura.

199. It's pretty dark today.

200. I'm sure you don't believe in all that.

201. Quite the contrary.

202. While my job is to heal the physical,

203. I think it's just as important to heal the soul.

204. Healing travels across many planes.

205. Swoon.

206. I hate to be a stickler, but have you taken care of—

207. The 422 pages of paperwork I've already notarized?

208. - What a dreamboat. - Um, what a dreamboat.

209. Swoon...!

210. Now for Lime.

211. I hate to compromise my ethics by fooling a patient, but...

212. And now it's time to look a gremlin right in the eye!

213. Don't do it! You'll fall in love!

214. You scared it away.

215. Thank you for saving me.

216. You're welcome. Love and peace, big dog.

217. While I have you here, would you mind taking your scan?

218. You can't scan me! I know my rights!

219. That machine will steal my DNA, sell it to marauders

220. and they'll use it as a map to my organs!

221. Now, I'll be the first to admit

222. that the medical community has a lot to apologize for.

223. I'm sorry, Lime.

224. Lime, I know you have your personal beliefs,

225. but this is bigger than you or me.

226. I really need a scan of every crewmate.

227. I know it's hard to open your heart to trust

228. in this crazy, mixed-up world.

229. Just this once...

230. can you trust me?

231. Fine! Swoon, swoon, swoon!

232. But I'm watching you shred my scans when you're finished.

233. We'll do it...

234. together.

235. Hour 26.

236. I normally advocate for a healthy work-and-life balance

237. for my patients, but extraordinary circumstances

238. require extraordinary sacrifices.

239. Hmm. There's something I must be missing.

240. Crewmates don't just mysteriously split in twain.

241. And with that pink organic residue,

242. I have a hard time believing it to be

243. a normal workplace accident.

244. I just need...

245. Okay. Okay.

246. This is normal. This is...

247. Wait.

248. What's this?

249. Uh...

250. "And, lo, the knowledge of thy sin be found,

251. the curse of blessing leaves the loss profound."

252. Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot.

253. Chirp.