Among Us 1x1

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Patton Oswalt as White (voice)

Two newcomers tour The Skeld just before disaster strikes!

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1. Here at MIRA Corporation,

2. the company culture is so fun-gaging,

3. it will have you making up words.

4. Hi, I'm Orange.

5. Don't think of me as your HR rep,

6. think of me as your HR family.

7. Whoa.

8. The good folks here at MIRA

9. have discovered a brand-new, very fun energy source

10. that we like to call Ore-Plus.

11. Your mission is to get our highly valuable Ore-Plus

12. from this asteroid all the way

13. to our fun-tastic refining facility on Industria.

14. First things first, now is a great time

15. to pause the tape and introduce yourself

16. to anyone else in the room with you.

17. Hi. I'm Green.

18. You're White, aren't you? I think I saw you on TV.

19. I get that a lot, because I'm on TV a lot.

20. Probably because of all my hard work.

21. - Hard work? Like what? - Hoo, boy,

22. let me tell you, one day I was walking down the street,

23. completely minding my own business,

24. when suddenly, out of nowhere,

25. my parents offered me a board member role

26. at their pharmaceutical company.

27. Then, while summering— as a verb— on my yacht,

28. my sommelier— whose name I don't recall—

29. presented me the cork, and on the underside was,

30. you guessed it, a winning ride on this very ship.

31. So, pretty much the same kind of thing that happens to everyone.

32. What's your equally as enterprising life's story?

33. I'm an unpaid intern.

34. Anything else?

35. Oh, I grew up on a worm farm.

36. Oh, how rustic.

37. - Ooh, that's a, that's a lot of information. - Uh, just a second here.

38. by combining your sick and paid days.

39. And finally, to give you a personalized tour of the ship,

40. I want to introduce you to...

41. Me, but now I'm real.

42. Welcome to The Skeld.

43. We're so happy to have you amongst us.

44. Or is it "among us"?

45. I always forget which one is grammatically...

46. That's right, it's me.

47. Now, when you catch the trust ball,

48. you have to say a fun fact about yourself.

49. My fun fact is that I have two different pairs of shoes,

50. one for normal day wear, and one for when I'm feeling sumptuous.

51. Uh, it doesn't matter how much sleep I get,

52. I always awaken feeling well-rested

53. and ready to start the day.

54. Uh, well, I grew up in a pretty poor area,

55. but everyone back home believed in my dream

56. to one day become a captain.

57. So the whole town pooled their meager resources

58. to send me off to school in order to...

59. Wow, what a unique dream to have.

60. Now, everybody already knows you're both coming,

61. so let's start our meet and greet.

62. - Whoa! - Excuse me.

63. Sometimes your unpaid internship

64. will mean you work in here with Black and Cyan,

65. - our two geologists. - Namaste.

66. I'm a geologist, Cyan is a gemologist.

67. That's not what the paperwork says.

68. Well, the paperwork is bullsh—

69. - Ooh! Got to go. - Whoa, whoa.

70. Get out of my way.

71. And here's the Reactor room. Sometimes your duties

72. will require you to fix the...

73. Finally, the Reactor room.

74. Those damn gremlins must be turning the vents around.

75. Got to flush them out with some holy water.

76. This is Lime, our engineer.

77. I'm also an ordained minister.

78. Oh. Uh, why are you in the vent?

79. - What are you, a cop? - No, but I'm friends with cops.

80. I'm friends with all kinds of people.

81. Landlords, influencers,

82. politician's children, people who green-light

83. live-action versions of animated movies,

84. - people who watch live-action... - I ain't got time for you jaw-waggers.

85. Get this out of here. Come on— ow!

86. Uh, L-Lime is our most unambiguous crewmate.

87. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

88. Next up is Purple, who should be...

89. Oh, well, I guess not.

90. Darn. We'll just have to skip to the next crewmate,

91. who I like the same amount as everyone else.

92. Oh!

93. Hello, Doctor.

94. Hello.

95. Uh... trust ball?

96. After my time building structurally sound homes

97. for the unhoused in Northern Yeniria,

98. I found that trust isn't given, it's built.

99. You're the most attractive person I've ever seen.

100. Let's not objectify the hot doctor.

101. And this is the cafeteria.

102. I think maybe we can skip this very boring,

103. very fair working environment.

104. Oh, wow-ee, wow-wow.

105. Say, Brown, looks like Orange got that new intern.

106. Mm-hmm.

107. How many beans you being paid, intern?

108. We don't need to discuss our rate of beans...

109. - Discussion of wages is protected speech. - Whoa!

110. Come on, Green, spill it on three.

111. Oh, are you putting salt on this pizza?

112. I love salt.

113. One, two, three.

114. - Nothing, I'm an unpaid intern. - Nothing, you're an unpaid intern.

115. Mm-hmm.

116. Give me that.

117. Unpaid internships favor the wealthy

118. while being a capitalist exploitation

119. of inexperienced workers under the guise of helping them

120. achieve their personal and financial dreams.

121. Preach.

122. That's enough indoctrination for now. Bye.

123. - What's a capitalist? - Me.

124. Okay, you two, looks like

125. we've got the big one coming up.

126. - Oh, you mean...? - You bet. The captain!

127. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh.

128. The captain! I'm so excited, my legs just started running

129. - without my brain's input. - Thank you, MIRA HQ,

130. I'll get the Ore-Plus to Industria on time

131. with no losses, over and out.

132. Wow.

133. Ahoy, there.

134. Oh, my gosh. Permission to come aboard?

135. Permission granted.

136. Uh, Here. I'll take that trust ball.

137. I'm Red, captain of The Skeld.

138. Shipping Ore-Plus across the galaxy is

139. a lot of responsibility, but someone's got to do it,

140. and that someone is me...

141. the captain.

142. Captain Red. Captain of The Skeld.

143. - Me. - I am so excited to be here!

144. I want to fly a ship of my own someday.

145. Well, why wait?

146. Anybody in this room want to try piloting the ship?

147. Aw...

148. Sure.

149. Ooh, hot damn,

150. I feel like one of my chauffeurs.

151. Whoo, here we go.

152. Oh-oh, look out.

153. Hey, Captain, there seems to be—

154. Whoa!

155. Is the contest winner flying the ship?

156. Purple. Yes.

157. Uh, uh, they're doing it for a very captain-ly reason

158. that I-I will say soon.

159. Oh! This is Purple, our head of security.

160. Yeah, hi. Is that allowed?

161. Seems kind of irresponsible.

162. Irresponsible...

163. Uh, G, H, I...

164. Uh, irresponsible.

165. I don't see anything in the manual.

166. I mean, I don't see any reason why not.

167. Or, uh, maybe the unpaid intern should be flying the ship?

168. You should be flying the ship.

169. That doesn't sound right.

170. Okay.

171. I just came to say

172. there seem to be a lot of security issues.

173. Cameras don't record, they're in black and white and—

174. I'm sure it'll be fine, Purps.

175. - We're just going to Industria. - Yeah, Purps,

176. we're just going to Industria.

177. Well, I can't exactly do the job

178. that you're asking me to do without this stuff—

179. Oh, my God.

180. Alert. Hull breach.

181. Comms compromised.

182. - Huh! We've struck an asteroid. - Alert.

183. Critical systems compromised.

184. Oh, this kind of thing happens to me all the time.

185. Don't worry. Someone will fix it.

186. We have to fix it!

187. Shut the door to the Storage Room!

188. No! We got to save the Ore-Plus.

189. The emergency seals aren't working.

190. Orange.

191. Where are the rest of your trust balls?

192. Rest of my trust balls?

193. What are you talking about? I only have one.

194. Okay, okay.

195. Dump those balls.

196. It's too heavy.

197. Wow.

198. You've all done really well.

199. I'm so impressed with our teamwork today.

200. You've made me proud.

201. well, I thought the same thing.

202. I-I thought the same thing.

203. I'm the captain, so... me, too.

204. I also said that.

205. Oh, you know, Green, if you want to be like me,

206. you got to stop being green.

207. Mm.

208. It's prosciutto, fig, and uh...

209. - Bulgreecian feta. - Bulgreecian feta.

210. Twin souls

211. You must be Geminis.

212. Boop.

213. So comms are down,

214. the reactor is on the fritz, and it's going to take us

215. one extra week to get to Industria?

216. Mm, I'm afraid I'll have to report this to MIRA HQ.

217. And it doesn't look good, Red.

218. R-Report?

219. Oh, what's to report?

220. It's just a little cosmetic damage.

221. We'll get there, no biggie.

222. And, uh... Oh, hey.

223. Hey, Purps. There you are.

224. - Purps. Ah! - Oh, damn it.

225. I don't see them.

226. - I don't see them. - P-P-P-P-P-Purps.

227. I don't see them. I don't see them.

228. I don't— Oh.

229. Isn't it wild I'm captain now?

230. Mm-hmm.

231. So uh, how's the job I got you?

232. Come on, just stop.

233. We don't have to do this.

234. Hey, I am the captain.

235. I'm just seeing how my crew is.

236. Well, I'm fine, so... I'll see you later.

237. Hey, has anyone seen White?

238. They came with me on the ship.

239. Everyone loved them.

240. White? White?

241. Oh. There you are.

242. Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot.

243. Chirp.