1. Ifrit, Grimnir needs
you at the Corn Palace.Copy !req
2. Ask for Old Iktomi.Copy !req
3. - To what end?
- Gungnir.Copy !req
4. You're getting Fire-eyes
and the fairyCopy !req
5. to fetch
your fucking spear for ya?Copy !req
6. I didn't picture
the Corn Palace like this.Copy !req
7. In my head, it was a lot
more yellow. Like corn.Copy !req
8. Roadside attractions
are all about the green.Copy !req
9. This is an instrument of death.Copy !req
10. That, my very old friend,Copy !req
11. is not your
motherfucking concern.Copy !req
12. My spear?Copy !req
13. Okay, gentlemen,Copy !req
14. the King of the Dwarves
awaits us!Copy !req
15. Alviss, son of Vindalf.Copy !req
16. The wondrous Gungnir.Copy !req
17. The runes require
attention, Alfather.Copy !req
18. And rune carving is
Dvalin's domain.Copy !req
19. Have you seen
that little bastard lately?Copy !req
20. Good evening!
Welcome to the Regius TheaterCopy !req
21. one and all, tonight,
for your viewing pleasure,Copy !req
22. you know him, you love him,
God of Hammers,Copy !req
23. scourge of Ragnarok!
Donar the Great!Copy !req
24. She sings, she dances,
but don't be fooled, guys,Copy !req
25. she can shoot the balls
off a flea at 50 yards.Copy !req
26. Miss Columbia!Copy !req
27. So, listen,
stick around, sample it all.Copy !req
28. There's something here
for everyoneCopy !req
29. on the illuminated
runway of joy!Copy !req
30. You and your date
look gorgeous tonight, huh?Copy !req
31. Swell show, fella!Copy !req
32. Oh. Thank you so much. Yeah.Copy !req
33. Mr. Grimnir!Copy !req
34. Bottle of our finest bubblyCopy !req
35. for Table number 3 over there.
On the house.Copy !req
36. Fill 'er up.Copy !req
37. Hey.Copy !req
38. Hey!Copy !req
39. There she is.Copy !req
40. You sleep okay?Copy !req
41. Hardly the Odinsleep, but...Copy !req
42. it'll do for the task ahead.Copy !req
43. Mm. Thought you might've
been dead.Copy !req
44. Playing dead convincingly
is an underrated skill.Copy !req
45. Would you get my guitar
out of the trunk, partner?Copy !req
46. This day turns to shit...
I'm outta here.Copy !req
47. Would you lower your bark,
Mr. Moon?Copy !req
48. This is a respectable
neighborhood.Copy !req
49. I thought we were
looking for dwarves.Copy !req
50. We are. Someone built a mall
over their center of powerCopy !req
51. so they do what they have to
to get by. In this case, retail.Copy !req
52. This used to be Gomorrah.Copy !req
53. Hordes of teeny-boppers,Copy !req
54. their insatiable desire
for retail urgesCopy !req
55. stoked by every swipe
of their daddy's credit card.Copy !req
56. And now? Oh!Copy !req
57. Dies irm, dies illa,Copy !req
58. Solvet saeclum in favilla,Copy !req
59. Teste David cum Sibylla. Huh?Copy !req
60. To dead malls everywhere:Copy !req
61. may you rot in the detritus
of your own cupidity!Copy !req
62. Lower your bark,
Wednesday.Copy !req
63. It's a respectable
neighborhood.Copy !req
64. Sometimes you
remind me of my son.Copy !req
65. Your son?Copy !req
66. Yeah.Copy !req
67. Come on. Let's go find
Sindri and Dvalin.Copy !req
68. The war beginsCopy !req
69. and nobody sees it.Copy !req
70. The storm lowersCopy !req
71. and nobody knows it.Copy !req
72. A truck driver,
in Denver,Copy !req
73. killed by a rubber-gripped
claw-headed hammerCopy !req
74. in his home.Copy !req
75. A community of nine anchoritesCopy !req
76. dead from carbon monoxide
poisoning.Copy !req
77. A lobster tank smashed in
an Atlanta seafood restaurant.Copy !req
78. Single attacks
may light the spark.Copy !req
79. But...Copy !req
80. S'up?Copy !req
81. Victory...Copy !req
82. requires a powerCopy !req
83. of breadth and scope.Copy !req
84. Your worshippers harness
their power.Copy !req
85. Oh, yeah, totally.
I can up my game.Copy !req
86. Check this out.Copy !req
87. Double up on that
nipple tape, Ecdysiasts.Copy !req
88. Nobody coming here
to see your areolas.Copy !req
89. It's Donar's moose knocker that
brings all the boys to the yard.Copy !req
90. Whose shoes are these?Copy !req
91. Whose fucking shoes are these?Copy !req
92. I don't work for you crackers!Copy !req
93. I'm not the hired help
around this bitch!Copy !req
94. Somebody is goin' to break
their skinny stripper neckCopy !req
95. on account of those
motherfucking shoes!Copy !req
96. Got my pressure up.Copy !req
97. My queen? The nature
of our arrangement is suchCopy !req
98. that I get 20 percent
of your worship.Copy !req
99. I should be smiling with
a hard-on but, alas,Copy !req
100. I am not.Copy !req
101. Get yo' face out the mirror.Copy !req
102. Get your ass on the stage!Copy !req
103. I'm gonna count to sevenCopy !req
104. and I'm startin' at four!Copy !req
105. Here, let me.Copy !req
106. Do not arouse me, Columbia.Copy !req
107. If my sword were
to get aloft on stage...Copy !req
108. We'll get raided again,
the club will close down,Copy !req
109. we can go to California,
land of opportunity!Copy !req
110. I know you desire to leave
Chicago, but I need more time.Copy !req
111. I can't abandon Grimnir,
not now. He needs me.Copy !req
112. What he needs is a pony
for his dog-and-pony show,Copy !req
113. and that's you, mister.Copy !req
114. We do the same tired song
and dance night after night,Copy !req
115. feeding off of cheap applause
of drunken punters.Copy !req
116. But out west, we'd be free.Copy !req
117. Come on, Donnie.Copy !req
118. Don't you wanna get out of
this two-bit peeler palace?Copy !req
119. Who knows if I'd even survive
in California?Copy !req
120. The frontier
isn't exactly rifeCopy !req
121. with Hessians and Vikings
to pay my tribute.Copy !req
122. You're ridin' with
Manifest Destiny, baby.Copy !req
123. I am the West.Copy !req
124. I won't let anything
happen to you.Copy !req
125. I have a contract
with Grimnir.Copy !req
126. So do you.Copy !req
127. It's been 10 years, Donar.
It's time to move on.Copy !req
128. Together.Copy !req
129. Good evening, young sir.Copy !req
130. Well, if it isn't
the top banana.Copy !req
131. Ladies, make this gentleman
comfortable. Go on.Copy !req
132. Snuggle up!
Grimnir's the name. Al Grimnir.Copy !req
133. Owner of this fine
establishment.Copy !req
134. Fine? Listen, pops,
I've seen fine and this...Copy !req
135. ain't it.Copy !req
136. You're a man of discriminating
taste? Well, girls,Copy !req
137. you're just gonna have to
convince him otherwise.Copy !req
138. This is IsambaCopy !req
139. and her enchanting sister,
Gfjun,Copy !req
140. two of our most gifted
showgirls.Copy !req
141. I dunno, George.Copy !req
142. - It's Al.
- Well, Al,Copy !req
143. your bubbly's flat,
your cherries are stale,Copy !req
144. and your girls...
are cheaper than your suit.Copy !req
145. Oh!Copy !req
146. I was just leaving.Copy !req
147. Oh, no, no, no.
You can't leave, not just yet.Copy !req
148. You're gonna miss our best act.Copy !req
149. Besides, you might know us
by our other name.Copy !req
150. We are the Ancient Ones.Copy !req
151. The ones that paved the way
so you kids could do your thing.Copy !req
152. That's for you.Copy !req
153. Yeah...Copy !req
154. Great. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
155. I am.Copy !req
156. Look, it's as good as done.
No need...Copy !req
157. Yeah, I won't. Ciao.Copy !req
158. You're still here.Copy !req
159. You guys, you've got
your fingers on the pulseCopy !req
160. but what happens when people
find a new way to communicate,Copy !req
161. huh, and this thing
becomes obsolete?Copy !req
162. No way, gramps.Copy !req
163. - Ma Bell is here to stay.
- Oh, I admire your confidence.Copy !req
164. But when - and I mean "when" -Copy !req
165. a new shiny thing comes along
and these wiresCopy !req
166. and dials and Bakelite
all hit the skids,Copy !req
167. you are gonna need someCopy !req
168. real power on your side.Copy !req
169. Time to go to work.Copy !req
170. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
171. Joey Alameda
and the Hot Box Seven!Copy !req
172. The band, huh? Come on, guys,
take a bow. The band.Copy !req
173. Okay, that's enough. We wouldn't
want to get them too excited.Copy !req
174. They'll want more money.Copy !req
175. Our next performer, he's sharp
as a tack, strong as an ox,Copy !req
176. and a big hitCopy !req
177. not just with the ladies
in our audience, I hear, huh?Copy !req
178. So!Copy !req
179. Putting the scandal
in ScandinaviaCopy !req
180. since time immemorial,Copy !req
181. let's give a big hand
for my boy!Copy !req
182. Donar the Great!Copy !req
183. So...Copy !req
184. Whoo!Copy !req
185. Excuse me, sir,
are you the manager?Copy !req
186. Why, you wanna buy a club?Copy !req
187. No. My colleagues and ICopy !req
188. would like to have a word
with you about your strongman.Copy !req
189. Oh, well, tell me, wh-why do
you wear the flanged thwarts?Copy !req
190. Sorry?Copy !req
191. The angle cross of fylfot.
The rune on Gunnvaldr's stone.Copy !req
192. Oh, my armband?Copy !req
193. It's the symbol
of our organization.Copy !req
194. The Friends of New Germany.Copy !req
195. Oh, right.Copy !req
196. I wasn't aware she'd landed
on our shores.Copy !req
197. The name's Manfred.
May I buy you a drink?Copy !req
198. Yeah.Copy !req
199. Why not?Copy !req
200. I'm sorry, Alfather,
but you're wasting your time.Copy !req
201. I ought to throttle Alviss
for sending you here.Copy !req
202. He knows Dvalin isn't capable
of what you ask.Copy !req
203. I never expected
to hear such defeatCopy !req
204. in the voice of the one
they call...Copy !req
205. Spark-Sprayer.Copy !req
206. I fear my giant of a brotherCopy !req
207. has sent you here
to humiliate me, my lord.Copy !req
208. What was broken can
and must be repaired,Copy !req
209. my dwarfish friend,
for the sake of the future.Copy !req
210. What say you, Son of Ymir?
Wanna etch my runes?Copy !req
211. Alviss didn't tell you
everything, I see.Copy !req
212. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
213. Same damn thingCopy !req
214. that's wrong with
the rest of our kind:Copy !req
215. he's meeting his fate
sooner than most.Copy !req
216. He's working now. Why doesn't
he just etch the spear?Copy !req
217. Oh, Sindri, this is
my associate, Shadow.Copy !req
218. Shadow, you say?Copy !req
219. I'm afraid it's not
that simple, my lord.Copy !req
220. The strength to etch
runes of warCopy !req
221. would require
an artifact of great power.Copy !req
222. Oh, how great?Copy !req
223. Turn it over.Copy !req
224. Fucking dwarves.Copy !req
225. All this for
a leather jacket?Copy !req
226. Lou Reed's leather jacket!Copy !req
227. It's the most powerful item
in the whole mall.Copy !req
228. Great.Copy !req
229. Look, just buy the jacket,Copy !req
230. get Chatty back there
to etch the spear,Copy !req
231. and we're back in Cairo
in time for dinner.Copy !req
232. I'm not spending one cent
of my hard-earned moneyCopy !req
233. on fucking dwarves.Copy !req
234. What do you wanna do?Copy !req
235. No.Copy !req
236. Take good care of that.
We shall return.Copy !req
237. Maybe y'all shouldn't dance.
Maybe y'all should just pose.Copy !req
238. - I got it. Whoa!
- Donar.Copy !req
239. These gentlemen are from
the Friends of New GermanyCopy !req
240. with a proposition for you,Copy !req
241. which I thoroughly endorse.
Manfred, this is Donar.Copy !req
242. A pleasure to meet you, Donar.
We really enjoyed your act.Copy !req
243. I shall listen
to your proposition.Copy !req
244. Well, we wanna sponsor
an AmericanCopy !req
245. for the World Weightlifting
ChampionshipCopy !req
246. in Chicago this yearCopy !req
247. and when we saw you
out there on that stage,Copy !req
248. we knew you
were our guy.Copy !req
249. You see, we're an organization
with American values.Copy !req
250. And we see
those values in you.Copy !req
251. Strength, confidence,
good breeding.Copy !req
252. - Donnie, what's your last name?
- I don't have one.Copy !req
253. - Odinson.
- Finnish?Copy !req
254. No, no, no, no, no.
You carry on, Manfred, carry on.Copy !req
255. Sign on with us,
we'll take care of everything.Copy !req
256. All you have to do is show up
and bring the muscle.Copy !req
257. - Interested?
- Of course he is.Copy !req
258. Great.
So, we'll feed you,Copy !req
259. we'll put you up, give you
a little shave and a haircut.Copy !req
260. All you have to do is
just lift the heavy things.Copy !req
261. I accept your proposition,
Fiend of Germany.Copy !req
262. Friend of Germany.Copy !req
263. - Friend.
- That's my boy!Copy !req
264. Wonderful. Oh, well, be at
this address tomorrow at 1:00Copy !req
265. and we'll get started.Copy !req
266. Oh, we'll be there
with bells on.Copy !req
267. Oh ho! Hot dog! Donar Odinson.
You know what this means?Copy !req
268. They want me to be
their champion.Copy !req
269. Oh, no. It's much more
than that.Copy !req
270. Oh, this is...
this is a resurrection!Copy !req
271. Those jackbooted idiots
will elevate youCopy !req
272. to your former glory!Copy !req
273. What do you think, my dear, huh?
Can't you see my son,Copy !req
274. towering over the Windy City
with his hammer?Copy !req
275. Oh, lesser Gods and New Gods
could only dream of such glory,Copy !req
276. such godly magnificence.Copy !req
277. You are gonna elevate
our entire pantheon.Copy !req
278. Why were they wearing
the flanged thwarts?Copy !req
279. They were Nazis, weren't they?Copy !req
280. They're sheep
in search of a shepherd.Copy !req
281. Like he is a God
in search of worshippers.Copy !req
282. Make me proud, my son.Copy !req
283. Oh, yes!Copy !req
284. American Nazis.Copy !req
285. Well, you heard Grimnir.
It's a resurrection.Copy !req
286. But they frighten me, Donnie.Copy !req
287. They're only men.
They're nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
288. I shall win the Championships,Copy !req
289. and all across the country
they'll be chanting my name.Copy !req
290. Even as far away as California.Copy !req
291. California.Copy !req
292. I will win. And when I do,
we can go wherever we want.Copy !req
293. Donnie, do ya mean it?
Do ya really mean it?Copy !req
294. I guess you do mean it.Copy !req
295. Now, scram.
I gotta get dressed.Copy !req
296. Don't fence me in!Copy !req
297. Take it all off!Copy !req
298. He was a moody Jewish
kid from Long Island.Copy !req
299. A destructive, drug-addled
genius who defined an eraCopy !req
300. by dredging the depths
of his soulCopy !req
301. and setting them to the music
of a badly tuned guitar.Copy !req
302. Oh, this jacket has rubbed
shoulders with David Bowie,Copy !req
303. Grace Jones,
Iggy Pop, Patti Smith.Copy !req
304. - Wow!
- And it simply must be mine.Copy !req
305. What? No way. You're a...Copy !req
306. - Bishop?
- Yeah!Copy !req
307. Hammersmith. Drove all
the way up from LincolnCopy !req
308. just to see it in person.Copy !req
309. Now you know my name
and my other passion, Carl.Copy !req
310. Well, I'll be. I just...
I never thought I'd sell LouCopy !req
311. to a man of the cloth.
You're a super fan, huh?Copy !req
312. Oh, yeah. Oh, I've had my wild
times, though, in the past.Copy !req
313. Great rock and roll,
like faith,Copy !req
314. can never really be shaken
from the viscera of one's soul.Copy !req
315. Yeah, tell me about it.
I'm a Chili's fan myself.Copy !req
316. I loved 'em in high school;
I love 'em now.Copy !req
317. My band does a sick cover
of "Otherside."Copy !req
318. Yeah, man. Here she is.Copy !req
319. A jacket worn and signed
by Lou Reed himself.Copy !req
320. All for the low retail cost
of $7,500.Copy !req
321. Cash or charge?Copy !req
322. Cash?Copy !req
323. Cash. Okay. Wow.
You wanna try this puppy on?Copy !req
324. Is Martin Luther a Lutheran?Copy !req
325. Yes?Copy !req
326. I have no idea.Copy !req
327. - Let's do this thing.
- All right.Copy !req
328. Eight, nine, ten is seven,Copy !req
329. and one, two, three, four, five
makes us even.Copy !req
330. I'm just gonna check
these last few billsCopy !req
331. and I'll write you
a receipt, okay?Copy !req
332. Tell me,
do you guys work on commission?Copy !req
333. No. Afraid not.Copy !req
334. Perhaps you'd accept
this as a tip, then.Copy !req
335. I really shouldn't.Copy !req
336. But, yeah,
bless you, Bishop.Copy !req
337. - No, bless you, Carl.
- Hands up, Al.Copy !req
338. Oh, buddy! What are you doing?
This man's a bishop!Copy !req
339. Yeah, and I'm Beyoncé.
Cuff him, boys.Copy !req
340. Appreciate it.
I'm Agent Andy Haddock.Copy !req
341. United States Secret Service.Copy !req
342. - What's this man wanted for?
- Counterfeiting.Copy !req
343. Out here circulating fake
bills all across the Midwest.Copy !req
344. Well, I checked his bills
and they're real.Copy !req
345. - You use an iodine pen?
- Yeah.Copy !req
346. Well, that's your problem.Copy !req
347. Al here's using a fiber-based
paper for his fake billsCopy !req
348. so pen don't catch 'em.
Can I check some bills here?Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. Thank you.Copy !req
351. These are good.
These are getting real...Copy !req
352. You're getting real good
at this, ain't you, Al?Copy !req
353. But, uh, yeah, lemme see.Copy !req
354. Here you go.Copy !req
355. See where he springs
for the paper...Copy !req
356. skimps on the ink.Copy !req
357. Well, I'll be.Copy !req
358. This everything?Copy !req
359. Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
360. - May I say—
- Would you shut up?Copy !req
361. Gentlemen, could you please
just give me some space?Copy !req
362. I appreciate that.Copy !req
363. Oh, ah, what about the jacket?Copy !req
364. I'm sorry,
but that's evidence now.Copy !req
365. In fact, you'll have to get down
the local police station.Copy !req
366. They'll be able to tell you
when you get all this back.Copy !req
367. You get any problems,
you just give them my name.Copy !req
368. Okay.Copy !req
369. - And Carl?
- Yeah.Copy !req
370. You did real good today.Copy !req
371. On behalf of the United States
Government,Copy !req
372. you have served your country.Copy !req
373. Wasn't sure how the Bishop GameCopy !req
374. was gonna play
to a modern crowdCopy !req
375. but that wasn't half bad, huh?Copy !req
376. No. We'll just hide out here
until the mall closes.Copy !req
377. Yeah. Then we'll take
the jacket to Dvalin.Copy !req
378. May I say how terrific you
were back there, Agent Haddock?Copy !req
379. Now, will you uncuff me, please?Copy !req
380. How 'bout first you tell me
about that son of yours?Copy !req
381. This an interrogation?Copy !req
382. Yeah. Maybe.Copy !req
383. Answer the question.Copy !req
384. Former son.Copy !req
385. He died.Copy !req
386. From what I've read,
Thor was the son of Odin.Copy !req
387. Donar was his... taken name.
Germanic for thunder.Copy !req
388. And, yes,
you remind me of him.Copy !req
389. Spitting image.Copy !req
390. No, no.Copy !req
391. Many, many shades lighterCopy !req
392. but you do share many...
similar characteristics.Copy !req
393. I don't understand. I don't
get it. How does Thor die?Copy !req
394. Zorya, I understand.Copy !req
395. She didn't have any believers
left, it makes sense.Copy !req
396. But Thor?
Everybody knows who Thor is.Copy !req
397. Why didn't he come back?Copy !req
398. There are certain deaths
our kind cannot come back from.Copy !req
399. What kind of deaths are those?Copy !req
400. This interrogation is over.Copy !req
401. How high will he rise?Copy !req
402. America's golden boy
does it again.Copy !req
403. Donar strikes again!Copy !req
404. The world's strongest
man! America's pride.Copy !req
405. Donnie Odinson,
representing America!Copy !req
406. I hope you'll
consider my proposalCopy !req
407. very carefully,
Mr. Odinson.Copy !req
408. I wouldn't want you,
or your friends, to regret it.Copy !req
409. Good day.Copy !req
410. It helps if you breathe in slow,
like this...Copy !req
411. And then breathe out, very slow,Copy !req
412. through your mouth.Copy !req
413. Also helps to count:Copy !req
414. one, two, three...Copy !req
415. You can laugh, scream, cry,Copy !req
416. take your hammer
and bust somebody head wideCopy !req
417. the fuck open
'til the white show.Copy !req
418. You got plenty of choices.Copy !req
419. But first, you have got
to get a hold of yourself.Copy !req
420. It's Manfred.Copy !req
421. He demands I lose
to the German contestant.Copy !req
422. He wants me to let Germany win.Copy !req
423. I'm sorry, Donar.Copy !req
424. I'm sorry.Copy !req
425. Why?Copy !req
426. You know why.Copy !req
427. I'm stronger than the German;
everyone knows that!Copy !req
428. Why would they sponsor me
just to have me lose?Copy !req
429. Let me tell you a story...Copy !req
430. about why they'd want you
to be their Zarathustra.Copy !req
431. Once upon a time,
there was a little boy godCopy !req
432. born into a woman's world,
where male gods could not rule.Copy !req
433. The goddess of all goddesses
loved the little boy god.Copy !req
434. She favored him but, still,
he could not rule.Copy !req
435. The boy did not accept
his fate.Copy !req
436. He traveled through time
to a worldCopy !req
437. where men were in charge,
so that he could rule.Copy !req
438. He made a deal with manCopy !req
439. to steal fire lances
from the gods.Copy !req
440. Man took that fire...Copy !req
441. and blazed a path
to the world of womenCopy !req
442. where the boy came from.Copy !req
443. They raped. They killed.Copy !req
444. They attempted to destroy
his homeland.Copy !req
445. I am that boy.Copy !req
446. My homeland still exists.Copy !req
447. But not for me.Copy !req
448. I understand, but if I win
the championship...Copy !req
449. You don't want to win
the championship!Copy !req
450. - That's not true.
- Rumor has it...Copy !req
451. you didn't even want to
carry your hammer on stage.Copy !req
452. Now you want to be
the champion of a rigged game?Copy !req
453. There is no honor in that.Copy !req
454. Stop giving away
your worship, boy.Copy !req
455. You are not like them.Copy !req
456. You are different.Copy !req
457. You are beautiful. Hmm?Copy !req
458. Donar.Copy !req
459. Good night, Nancy.Copy !req
460. Alright now.Copy !req
461. Dvalin, son of Ymir.Copy !req
462. Let this give you strength.Copy !req
463. She's ready to be healed.Copy !req
464. My swaying one.Copy !req
465. You started the first war.Copy !req
466. You will finish the last.Copy !req
467. One more step.Copy !req
468. With you, I will not fail.Copy !req
469. O-M-G, could this be
any more analog?Copy !req
470. What the F was that?Copy !req
471. The runes have been etched.Copy !req
472. Things are happening
ahead of schedule.Copy !req
473. Oh.
So, like... how much ahead?Copy !req
474. 'Cause I'm gonna need
more tech supportCopy !req
475. if you wanna live-stream
before the launch date.Copy !req
476. Then you shall have it.Copy !req
477. The fellows in the Valley
assure meCopy !req
478. that our new friend...Copy !req
479. will be ready in time.Copy !req
480. The wind stirs the
branches in the trees.Copy !req
481. The storm is coming.Copy !req
482. You missed my act.Copy !req
483. I needed to clear my head.Copy !req
484. What's going on, Donar?Copy !req
485. We should go to California.Copy !req
486. - Now. Tonight.
- Oh, Donnie! Are you serious?Copy !req
487. It'll be the adventure
of a lifetime.Copy !req
488. We'll hop on a bus
and wake up on the open road.Copy !req
489. Just meet me at the backstage
door after the last show.Copy !req
490. I pledge myself to you,
Columbia.Copy !req
491. And I you, Donar.Copy !req
492. Columbia, dear.Copy !req
493. Uh, one minute, Al!Copy !req
494. Key.Copy !req
495. Come on in.Copy !req
496. I want to introduce you
to a friend of mine.Copy !req
497. He's also a big fan of yours.Copy !req
498. I've been looking
for that thing everywhere!Copy !req
499. - You naughty boy, you.
- Columbia,Copy !req
500. the pleasure is mine.Copy !req
501. - What are you?
- The future.Copy !req
502. Your future.Copy !req
503. He's got a proposition for you,Copy !req
504. which I thoroughly endorse.Copy !req
505. The country,
as you probably know,Copy !req
506. is on the brink
of another war.Copy !req
507. Is it? I've been
out of the loop.Copy !req
508. America needs a goddess
of substanceCopy !req
509. to take us into the fight.Copy !req
510. My associates and I
know all about you.Copy !req
511. Hoo, boy!Copy !req
512. You were doing great untilCopy !req
513. Mademoiselle Liberty came along
and stole your thunder.Copy !req
514. You're surviving...
for now.Copy !req
515. Thanks to Al here.Copy !req
516. But pretty soon,
the people will forgetCopy !req
517. and no amount of sequins
will stopCopy !req
518. that fantastic
rack of yoursCopy !req
519. from going the way of the dodo.Copy !req
520. She's Roman, actually.Copy !req
521. - What?
- Libertas.Copy !req
522. Resurrected by the French
as a gift to the Americans.Copy !req
523. Funny old world.Copy !req
524. Hm. Roman, French...Copy !req
525. Whatever.Copy !req
526. It's the American way of life
we're concerned about.Copy !req
527. And we believe you have
the power to save it.Copy !req
528. With a-a little less...Copy !req
529. Buffalo Bill...Copy !req
530. And a little more
Our Lady of the War Effort.Copy !req
531. I need a minute
to think about it.Copy !req
532. Take as much time as you need.Copy !req
533. I need to speak with Donar.Copy !req
534. He left with the Germans.
Didn't he talk to you?Copy !req
535. - Left?
- Boy's ship came in.Copy !req
536. I guess he's busy
building his immortality.Copy !req
537. That's what you should do, too.Copy !req
538. Manifest your own destiny.Copy !req
539. Where are you off?Copy !req
540. I'm going to California
with Columbia.Copy !req
541. - What about the championship?
- I won't be their puppet.Copy !req
542. Humans serve us,
not the other way around.Copy !req
543. Don't be stupid, Donar;
worship is worship.Copy !req
544. No! I will forge my own path
with the woman I loveCopy !req
545. and our children will populate
the western lands.Copy !req
546. I... I don't know
how to tell you this but, um...Copy !req
547. she ain't coming.Copy !req
548. What do you mean?
Of course she is.Copy !req
549. Columbia has decided
to explore other opportunities.Copy !req
550. You did this. You used
your charms on her!Copy !req
551. I wish that I had, my son,Copy !req
552. then I could reverse them,
but look on the bright side:Copy !req
553. the liberation has enabled you
to fulfill your destiny.Copy !req
554. Throw the match.
Secure the worship!Copy !req
555. No, Father.Copy !req
556. No?Copy !req
557. No? Oh, yes. You will do this.Copy !req
558. Otherwise, there's no place
in the theater for you.Copy !req
559. You think you have
a show without me?Copy !req
560. It's me they come to see.Copy !req
561. Me! Donar the Great!Copy !req
562. Do not disrespect me, son.Copy !req
563. Remove the charm
you put on Columbia.Copy !req
564. Charms do not work
on our own kind.Copy !req
565. Columbia has chosen
to make something of her life,Copy !req
566. unlike my coward of a son.Copy !req
567. Or my failure of a father!Copy !req
568. Such strength...Copy !req
569. only a fraction
of what's to come.Copy !req
570. Oh, my boy, power like this
you cannot walk away from!Copy !req
571. Goodbye, Father.Copy !req
572. No!Copy !req
573. If I, uh...Copy !req
574. If I upset you back there...Copy !req
575. It wasn't you.Copy !req
576. Ghosts from the past.Copy !req
577. What happened
to Donar?Copy !req
578. Sacrifice is
the only noble act.Copy !req
579. As gods, it's our sustenance
and currency.Copy !req
580. I regret nothing.Copy !req
581. He checked out..Copy !req
582. 1942.Copy !req
583. Somewhere outside
of Philadelphia.Copy !req
584. So I heard.Copy !req
585. Suicide.Copy !req
586. that's the kind of deathCopy !req
587. that Gods can't come back from.Copy !req
588. Did the Valkyries provide
safe passage?Copy !req
589. Honestly?Copy !req
590. I have no idea.Copy !req