1. Mr. World wants to know why
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2. Mr. Wednesday would bring
a nobody into his tribe.
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3. I'm just a bodyguard.
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4. There's a devil in the French
Quarter of New Orleans.
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5. None better with the spice
of life than the old Baron.
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6. I need the eyes of Argus
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7. on my side to see my enemies.
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8. Make the connection for me.
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9. Ifrit, Grimnir needs you
at the Corn Palace.
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10. Ask for Old Iktomi.
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11. - To what end?
- Gungnir.
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12. Find Media.
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13. Oh, Media!
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14. Come on.
Mr. World wants you.
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15. We will meet in
your reincarnation.
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16. Be proud, Betty.
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17. Betty the Barbarian,
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18. a Berserker!
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19. Be proud!
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20. Be proud!
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21. Valhalla!
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22. Betty the Barbarian.
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23. A Berserker!
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24. Shadow!
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25. Shadow!
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26. Shadow!
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27. Laura!
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28. Laura!
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29. Ah, Mrs. Moon.
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30. Fuck.
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31. Did we sit on a wall?
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32. Did we have
a great fall?
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33. Shadow's here somewhere.
We have to find him.
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34. Sweeney, pick up the arms
and the talkie bits, would you?
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35. Laura!
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36. Don't do this.
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37. I've always been a leg man
myself, Laura.
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38. - Don't help him.
- Pipe down!
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39. Believe it or not,
I'm helping you.
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40. C'mon! Put her in the trunk!
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41. Motherfucker!
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42. I trusted you.
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43. Fucking vultures!
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44. Welcome back, Betty.
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45. Shadow! Shadow!
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46. You sure you wanna
leave the oaf?
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47. Shadow!
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48. Am I the only one
that has faith in Shadow?
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49. My faith is waning.
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50. The quickest way for Shadow
to get where he's going
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51. - is sometimes the longest.
- Motherfucker!
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52. Cairo! Cairo!
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53. Cairo...
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54. Cairo.
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55. Egyptian.
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56. Egyptian?
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57. No more.
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58. What's the news, Muninn?
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59. Did you find our boy?
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60. Excellent.
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61. Okay. You can fuck off now.
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62. Right arm.
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63. Five pounds, two ounces.
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64. Loss of one ounce to necrosis
plus a quarter ounce of maggots
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65. Nature's way of saying
you've overstayed your welcome.
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66. You just gonna lie there,
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with you?
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68. Hey!
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69. Snap out of it,
ya fuckin' cunt!
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70. - Told you not to call me that.
- Ah.
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71. There she is.
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72. Are you eating me?
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73. The funerary arts
we practice are ancient.
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74. The deceased don't generally
witness them.
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75. Ugh.
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76. You've changed
since I last worked on you.
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77. The first time we met,
you didn't believe in anything.
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78. But now... well...
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79. It's definitely something.
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80. I believe in Shadow.
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81. And as soon as you've
got me all stitched up,
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82. I'm gonna do
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over there
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84. wouldn't let me do before,
and I'm gonna save him.
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85. Coward?
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86. I saved you.
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87. I'm dead, Coward.
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88. Well, you're welcome
for picking up all your gory
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89. little fuckin' pieces
up off the road!
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90. I wonder how much longer
I'm gonna be fixable.
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91. I mean, how long until all this
is just... maggots?
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92. Can you stop
chewing, please?
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93. God! Just finish me up!
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94. And can ya hurry it up, Ibis?
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95. Mrs. Moon and I
have a date with Argus.
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96. That old dog?
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97. No, not Odysseus's mutt.
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98. The man with all the eyes.
Argus Panoptes.
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99. - Argus?
- Mm.
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100. - To what end?
- Sorry, why should I help you?
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101. Well, those stitches
ain't gonna last forever.
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102. I give it another week.
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103. My old friend Argus
can recharge your coin.
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104. Stop the rot.
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105. He's lyin' to ya.
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106. Argus is nothing
but a standard-issue
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107. peeping fuckin' Tom.
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108. I'm going to New Orleans,
dead wife.
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109. I suggest
you come with me.
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110. I can get you
what you actually need.
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111. Your man works for me,
Mrs. Moon.
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112. Mark my words.
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113. You're gonna need the Baron,
dead wife.
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114. I'll see you in New Orleans.
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115. Let's go, Mr. Wednesday.
Thank you.
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116. You're a bigger fool
than I thought you were!
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117. If you still trust him after...
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118. Keep an eye out
for her dearly beloved.
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119. A little bird told me
Shadow's on his way.
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120. Fuck.
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121. Oh-ho.
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122. Oh, this is heavenly.
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123. And a beautiful angel too.
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124. My goodness,
it is so humid out there.
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125. Y'all should get a water.
It's 69 cents plus tax,
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126. but it ain't gonna help
with the humidity.
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127. Perfect. And
please ignore this.
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128. I went hiking,
I may have fallen over.
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129. It's a little bit
embarrassing.
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130. Um, I only have a 20 on me.
You got enough singles?
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131. Oh, yeah,
no problem.
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132. Great, thanks.
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133. So, the water and the map
together is $7.02.
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134. Great.
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135. Oh, uh...
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136. I may have
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137. something
a little bit smaller.
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138. 'Cause, no, I-I
don't wanna...
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139. I don't wanna get
all your change there.
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140. So, if I give you
three singles,
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141. then you can just
give me my 20 back.
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142. And I'll take
a beautiful smile.
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143. I'll tell you what.
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144. My two kids wiped that smile
off my face a long time ago.
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145. - No.
- Hey.
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146. That's not right.
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147. He never paid you
for that pretty smile.
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148. He don't owe me for that.
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149. Then you don't mind
if I take it.
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150. Give me 20 on Pump 2.
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151. Well, that's not up to me.
It's his money.
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152. Trust me.
He doesn't mind.
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153. Well, do you two
know each other?
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154. Oh, I know him.
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155. Ah, there you go.
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156. Um... thank you.
Thank you.
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157. Hey.
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158. So, uh... how far is that
20 gonna take me?
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159. From where you were standing
to where you are now.
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160. Look, I... I just need
to get to Cairo.
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161. - It's Cay-row.
- Cay— Cay-row?
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162. You homeless
or something?
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163. Ah, heh, no, no, no.
It's just...
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164. I was just hiking and, and I,
I just, I slipped on this rock.
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165. I busted my ass. Ended up
just tearing all down here.
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166. You're a liar.
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167. Hey, can...
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168. - What's that about?
- Evidence.
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169. Case you turn into
a psycho down the road.
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170. Get in.
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171. Why Argus?
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172. Well, even before
her union to Zeus,
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173. Hera, Goddess of marriage
and childbirth,
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174. ruled over the heavens
and the Earth.
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175. The wisdom of Zeus
is best exemplified
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176. in the fear he had
of his sister,
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177. for she was also his wife.
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178. They fought frequently
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179. over his many
extramarital affairs
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180. and illegitimate children,
but in the end,
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181. all Gods fall victim
to their thirst for worship.
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182. The advantage of love
at first sight...
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183. is it doesn't require
a second look.
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184. Zeus saw the River God's
beautiful daughter Io,
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185. and fell madly in love.
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186. He consummated his desires
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187. without any consideration
of the consequences.
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188. Displeased with
Zeus's infidelity,
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189. Hera turned Io into a cow
and summoned her servant Argus
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190. to keep the heifer
away from her husband.
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191. Frustrated by his own desires,
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192. Zeus sent Hermes to deliver
a fatal message to Argus.
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193. The death of the All-Seeing One
angered the Queen of Goddesses.
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194. In an act of vengeance,
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195. she channeled her will
and Argus was reborn,
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196. in America, as the God
of Surveillance.
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197. But as his believers waned,
so did his sight.
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198. Only his memories remain intact
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199. An alliance with the New Gods
seems imminent.
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200. This was an hour ago.
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201. He was heading south
into Illinois, of all places,
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202. with an unidentified female
before we lost connection.
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203. I've got nine more
on the way.
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204. They'll notify me
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205. as soon as they relocate
Wednesday's little minion.
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206. And the drone that went down?
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207. I can't confirm
the exact location.
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208. The GPS logs were corrupted.
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209. If the network
had been upgraded...
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210. First of all, fuck you.
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211. Second, I told Argus to upgrade
this hub eons ago.
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212. I am not some
ant-fucking micromanager.
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213. Have you heard of the...
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214. broken-window theory?
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215. A broken window in
a nice neighborhood...
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216. signals to all who see it
that the norms have slipped.
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217. Your broken window
has signaled to every God
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219. that my house is not in order.
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220. Get your man in line!
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221. You do not want me
to solve this.
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222. Right.
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223. - I'm texting—
- You will go to him in person.
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224. - Why?
- Tradition!
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225. We build the new world
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226. on top of the ruins
of the old.
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227. Download complete.
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228. Compiling.
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229. Run program.
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230. Media.
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231. Oh, that's just so old.
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232. This here is New.
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233. New Media.
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234. Ah, and that's a...
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236. So, what's our play, boys?
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237. - Argus.
- Ah, fuck, yes!
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238. The man with the fiber optics!
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239. You know, that's my jam.
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240. - Good.
- Ah.
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241. Uh...
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242. How the fuck
is that an upgrade?
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243. What is this place again?
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244. Oh, ask the local
tinfoil-hat brigade.
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245. They'll tell you
it's the secret HQ for
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246. the Deep State,
the Illuminati,
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247. the men in black.
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248. Ask the local council,
city hall, they'll tell you,
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249. "Ah, it's just a warehouse
full of computers."
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250. - What's the truth?
- Truth is Argus,
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251. and the truth doesn't care
which version you prefer.
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252. The truth is just
information.
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253. And information will win the war
for you, if you let it.
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254. - I'm not in a war.
- Oh, you are
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255. if you wanna get
that heart ticking.
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256. Come on! We're taking
the scenic route.
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257. Interesting choice.
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258. - Old school.
- The fuck are we?
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259. We're in a field.
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260. Well, memory of a field.
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261. - Is he dead?
- Oh, deader than you.
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262. What did you come
back for, anyway?
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263. Who is he?
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264. That's an old version
of Argus,
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265. a cast-off husk
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266. after he changed
into something else.
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267. Now, you revenants,
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268. and that's what you are,
my dear,
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269. you tend to be single use.
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270. You come back
to do the one thing,
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271. and then slip back off
the mortal coil.
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272. So, what's your mission?
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273. You know what
my mission is: Shadow.
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274. Oh, so, marriage, kids,
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275. summer house? I mean,
how do you see this ending?
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276. - I don't know.
- You don't know.
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277. So, you're working
on faith, huh?
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278. I definitely wouldn't use
that word, but...
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279. You, uh, came back
from the dead,
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280. but you're not even curious why?
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281. I see a golden beam
of light wherever he is,
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282. so from where I'm sitting
it's pretty cut and dry.
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283. Oh.
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285. Do you see one here?
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286. - No.
- Interesting.
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287. Shadow made my heart
beat again.
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288. He kissed me and my dead
fucking heart beat.
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289. That has to count
for something.
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290. Uh-huh. In death as in life,
it's all about Laura Moon.
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291. You saw a light.
Your heart beats.
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292. What about Shadow?
What about his heart, huh?
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293. He's got a nice stretch of road
ahead of him now.
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294. He doesn't want
to spend it with a corpse.
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295. You really think you can compete
with what I can show him?
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296. Yeah, I do actually.
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297. You were beautiful,
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298. and kind,
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299. and your lover will
remember you forever.
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300. Odin thanks you
personally for this gift.
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301. Jesus Christ.
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302. Change requires sacrifice.
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303. You coming?
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304. I didn't picture
the Corn Palace like this.
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305. In my head it was
a lot more yellow.
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306. Like corn.
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307. Roadside attractions
are all about the green.
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308. Alright, guys,
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309. you've been waitin'
all night for this.
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310. Welcome to the stage
the beautiful Tamara!
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311. Is Old Iktomi
a Jinn like you?
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312. Iktomi is a shapeshifter
and a spider like Mr. Nancy.
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313. He controls humans
like puppets
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do not look him in the eyes.
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315. How did he get
Gungnir?
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316. Trickster Gods always
seem to find a way.
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317. Ifrit.
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318. You smell of sex with humans.
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319. Well, maybe that's because
I like to fuck humans!
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320. - How are you, my friend?
- I'm good, my friend.
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321. Iktomi will grant
Votan's request,
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322. but expects
a favor in return.
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323. Follow me.
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324. I was listening
to this audiobook
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325. before you bought
a ticket to ride.
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326. You ever hear
of the Crow Nation warrior
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327. named Finds Them
and Kills Them?
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328. No, but he sounds
very efficient.
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329. He was different.
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330. Like me: two-spirited.
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331. You're human, right?
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332. You're not
some buffalo queen,
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333. pulling coins outta hoards,
turn into fucking spiders?
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334. Not yet.
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335. Although, if this were
back in the day,
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336. I would've been godlike.
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337. Why?
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338. Two spirits
in one body,
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339. both masculine
and feminine.
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340. It was considered a gift
from the Creator.
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341. Yeah, well,
Gods only give gifts
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something in return.
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343. Okay.
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344. The only gift
my people ever got
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345. was a cozy smallpox
blanket and genocide.
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346. Fuckin' hell!
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347. Have you never
been in a library?
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348. I love libraries.
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349. I miss libraries.
This is not a library.
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350. Oh, this is a library.
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351. This is a memory of a library.
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352. Is that the same
guy from the field?
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353. Oh, don't feel sorry for him.
He's moved on.
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354. So, the game is that we follow
the trail of dead bodies
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355. until we get to the most recent
version of your friend Argus?
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356. Smart dead girl.
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357. I can see
what Shadow saw in you.
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the first thing about me.
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359. Oh, I know everything
about you.
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360. Everything.
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361. You say you miss libraries.
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362. Remember that book you kept
and said it was lost?
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363. When you were 10,
you took it home,
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364. your dad got drunk, as usual,
spilled some booze on it.
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365. It stunk and stained so bad you
were ashamed to take it back.
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366. What was the title of it?
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367. Tiger Eyes. Judy Blume.
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368. And have you
visited a library since?
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369. It's a cool party trick.
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370. You know a story about me.
You don't know me.
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371. You know,
your friend isn't exactly
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the red carpet for us.
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374. I want it to be a surprise.
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375. You know you don't want
Shadow, don't you?
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about what I want.
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377. You want to feel.
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to the head
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380. Fuck too hard.
Kill those guys on the train.
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381. You gotta get that ticker
ticking, by hook or by crook.
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382. Shadow is frightened
of that girl, isn't he?
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what you're talking about.
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what I'm talking about.
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385. You are not the girl he fell
in love with anymore.
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386. Are you?
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387. You know, that's really
none of your business.
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just tell me
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389. how the fuck we can
get out of here?
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390. Well, that is obvious, huh?
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391. Sacrifice.
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392. Okay, well, this guy's
already dead.
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393. So, are there rats or something?
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394. What's the worst thing
you can do to a book?
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395. Um... Ignore it?
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396. This is a memory of the Great
Library of Alexandria.
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397. It contained a copy
of every book ever written.
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398. You could spend a lifetime
in here and many did.
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399. Until Caesar
came to town.
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400. He laid siege
to the city.
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401. When he was backed
into a corner,
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to his own ships.
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404. They died looking up
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as they could see
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and the flames.
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407. Some must have lasted
long enough
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408. to see the fire roll up
to the Great Library.
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409. Oh, that was sacrifice.
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410. Burn, baby, burn.
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411. You hungry?
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412. Yeah. I could eat.
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413. Tell Votan not to forget
who his friends are
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415. That motherfucker
has no friends.
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416. Iktomi is here.
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417. Whoa.
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418. This place is definitely
about the green.
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419. You've brought me
a sacrifice?
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422. Can I offer you drink
or smoke?
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423. Come now.
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424. Your tricks, your potions.
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425. They do not work on me.
Remember?
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427. Votan must pay homage.
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428. Iktomi.
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429. Gungnir's an
instrument of death.
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430. Will Thoth allow it?
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431. That...
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very old friend,
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concern.
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439. Uh, fish is fish in my book.
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440. Yeah, I'm pretty sure not
all sushi was created equal.
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your word for it.
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the Egyptians?
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in Cairo?
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a place.
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forever.
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with the dead
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with the fishes.
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449. Yeah, well...
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454. Mmm.
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455. Yeah, I know a few Lauras.
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456. Every one of them's
been a pain in my ass.
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457. Well, this Laura's dead, but...
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458. I'm just gonna let that
sink in for a minute.
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459. Okay, I got four cats,
two shakes, two fries!
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460. Just a hot second,
new girl.
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461. We need
a plan of attack.
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462. Mm. Man with a plan.
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463. Love it.
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464. - I'm in charge.
- I'll sing backup.
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465. Got it! #NotMe, #You!
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466. Cool.
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467. Follow my lead.
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468. These Old Gods
need special handling.
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469. It is kinda weird that he sent
us both, though, isn't it?
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470. I mean, we're basically...
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471. redundant.
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472. Hm?
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473. We're different enough.
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474. Different audiences, for sure.
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475. What I really need...
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476. Bandwidth.
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477. You think you
could hook me up?
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478. Dude! You all right?
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479. So, you're going all the way
to New Orleans, then?
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480. Yeah, we're bringing
our message there tonight.
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481. We are just so happy
to have you.
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482. Have you accepted Jesus Christ
as your Lord and Savior?
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483. Fuck...
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484. I'm really trying
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485. to see things
from your perspective.
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486. Then I remembered that
you're literally fucking blind
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487. so I might have
to spell this out for you.
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488. May I remind you,
one word from me
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489. and you go back to trolling
the Dark Web on IRC bots
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490. and Geocities pages.
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491. The ingratitude.
It hurts me.
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492. How many other Gods
would love the access
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493. that I've given to Mr. World?
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494. No, no, no, no.
That you've given me, Argus.
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495. Me! You're tech, okay?
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496. And tech is my bitch, okay?
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497. That makes you
my fucking bitch, okay?
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498. I need you to do
something I can't.
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499. - I need you to kill him.
- What?
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500. He's been playin'
both sides,
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501. and I need to get him
off the field.
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502. Go for the tattoo on the neck.
That's where the magic is.
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503. He dies,
your coin recharges.
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504. Live to see the future
with Shadow
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505. that you've put so much
unearned faith in.
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506. You're a fucking liar.
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507. I wanna go home now.
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508. All right.
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509. Don't believe me.
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510. But you're still gonna need
a sacrifice to get outta here.
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511. I am not like Shadow.
I see right through you.
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512. I know you're a fucking fraud.
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513. Oh, can't con a con,
is that it?
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514. Well, I did, and you were
such an easy mark, hmm?
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515. You sleepwalked through
your life while you had one.
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516. I had you killed. Now you're
sleepwalking through your death.
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517. It's my hand
up your skirt, puppet.
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518. Because for all that
gaga-goo-goo
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519. about coming back
for love,
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520. I know what makes you tick and
isn't our dearly beloved Shadow.
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521. It's self-interest,
like any other mere mortal.
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522. I'm just making sure that...
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523. what I'm having you do is
what is right for Laura McCabe.
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524. Entropy leads logically
to disorder.
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525. All systems evolve
towards chaos.
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526. Even alliances with Gods.
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527. Listen to me, you cosmically
inconsequential sack of shit—
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528. Let me handle this.
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529. Hi, big guy.
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530. Nice to meet you.
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531. I don't think
we realized how...
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532. big,
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533. how powerful
your network really is.
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534. Now that I'm here, it occurs
to me that we could,
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535. you know,
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536. do something on our own.
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537. Forget Mr. World.
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538. You're someone who can
handle my demands.
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539. What the fuck, Media?
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540. You would join me?
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541. Leave Mr. World?
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542. I have millions of subscribers.
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543. Thousands of likes and
shares per minute.
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544. Everyone watches me, but I need
someone who can watch them back
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545. We were made for each other.
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546. Connect.
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547. Merge. Be me.
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548. See the world through
the eyes of everyone
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549. who has ever watched me.
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550. Together, we can usher in
the new wave
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551. of synergistic, expansive...
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552. marketing opportunities.
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553. I can see.
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554. Um, guys...
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555. Never mind.
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556. Your loss,
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557. my gain, you fucking nerd.
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558. I wasn't done.
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559. Come on.
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560. Wednesday's move, am I right?
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561. Tell the old cunt
he's fucking welcome.
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562. Hey, it's done.
You can come out.
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563. Coming!
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564. Nothing's happening.
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565. You are so impatient!
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566. Who the fuck were
those people?
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567. World's people.
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568. I told you he'd gone
over to the other side.
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569. Wednesday.
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570. Well, I am so sorry,
Argus, my old friend.
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571. This war business,
nothing personal.
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572. But I'm sure
you'll come back somehow.
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573. And just remember when you do,
which side you're on.
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574. Well, lookie here.
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575. I guess it wasn't
all about Shadow, after all.
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576. Now, that should hold
the rot for a while
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577. and that makes us
square. So...
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578. Ciao, baby.
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579. I'm, I'm coming with you.
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580. Why?
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581. - Shadow.
- No, no, no.
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582. You can't come back, not after
everything you've been through.
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583. No, no, no, no, no.
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584. Your dead little
heartbeat and Shadow
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585. had fuck all to do with it!
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586. And what a mercy that is, huh?
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587. He doesn't love the girl
that wants to be alive
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588. and will kill to get
what she wants, no.
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589. He loved the girl that tried
to off herself with bug spray.
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590. And that girl...
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591. well, she doesn't exist
anymore, does she?
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592. Oh, I just love a happy ending.
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593. Goodbye and good luck,
Miss Laura McCabe Moon.
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594. It's funny.
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595. A lot of my dreams
are nightmares.
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596. Buffalos and skulls and...
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597. all kinds of weird shit.
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598. I just don't understand.
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599. Well, good luck with that.
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600. Yeah. I don't want luck.
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601. I want peace.
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602. My father was
a full-blood Cherokee,
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603. and he called me a half-breed.
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604. My mother raised me
with the Bible by her side.
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605. There was
no peace for me.
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606. Not in their worlds.
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607. But I found my home
in the stories of my ancestors.
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608. Keep searching...
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609. or give up.
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610. Hey. I never did
catch your name.
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611. I'm Shadow Moon.
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612. Sam Blackcurl.
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613. Friends of yours?
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614. Shadow Moon.
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615. Well, look at you.
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616. Trial and tribulation
make you stronger,
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617. but you look like
you have been through it.
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618. So, this is
how it's gonna go.
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619. I'm gonna ask you
some questions.
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620. And you're gonna give me
some answers.
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621. Revelations come when ready,
not when requested.
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622. Fine.
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623. Then just tell me why.
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624. Can you just,
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625. just tell me why these sadistic
motherfuckers are after me?
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626. Oh, could be your face,
could be your shoes. Who knows?
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627. All I know is that,
in the morning,
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628. you're gonna wake up
and wanna seize the day.
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629. No, Shadow, listen.
Listen to me.
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630. If you don't wake up
in the morning
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631. feeling like a million bucks,
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632. you can take Betty
and leave, with my blessing.
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633. Eh?
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634. We have a compact?
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635. Come on!
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