1. Cash in?Copy !req
2. Dealer takes another.Copy !req
3. With apologies.Copy !req
4. Oh, man.Copy !req
5. Market research saysCopy !req
6. we turn tables over 30% fasterCopy !req
7. and retain on the new shoe.Copy !req
8. See?Copy !req
9. You don't have to shuffle.Copy !req
10. I like to shuffle.Copy !req
11. But you don't have to.Copy !req
12. Come on, Dummy.Copy !req
13. Dealer busts.Copy !req
14. - You mind?
- Go ahead.Copy !req
15. Cash in, 200.Copy !req
16. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
17. Uh, could I get
a gin and tonic, please?Copy !req
18. That's your drink?Copy !req
19. The best drinks have
self-defining names.Copy !req
20. Order a Manhattan,
God knows what you're going to get,Copy !req
21. but you order gin and tonic,
Jack and Coke,Copy !req
22. it's not just a name,
it's a command.Copy !req
23. How long have you been
working here for, uh, Laura?Copy !req
24. Four years, plus.Copy !req
25. Paid tuition,
then it paid rent.Copy !req
26. Ugh! That's bad luck.Copy !req
27. Ah. Thank you.Copy !req
28. Thank you kindly.Copy !req
29. Dealer busts.Copy !req
30. Ah.Copy !req
31. Alright.Copy !req
32. You know, a friend
once told me that those, uh,Copy !req
33. "everyone gets quiet
at the same time" momentsCopy !req
34. only happens at 20 to,
20 past the hour.Copy !req
35. Now, I'll be damned
why that happens.Copy !req
36. Ghosts flying overhead,
but, uh, check this out.Copy !req
37. Hmm. 20 past.Copy !req
38. Don't do it.Copy !req
39. Sorry?Copy !req
40. Those four quarters
you just loaded.Copy !req
41. This is not '80s Vegas.Copy !req
42. They won't just break your hands
and let you walk away.Copy !req
43. They'll prosecute and push
for maximum sentence.Copy !req
44. There's a camera there,
camera there, over there.Copy !req
45. That old lady in the Terrapins
sweatshirt behind youCopy !req
46. is not a grandma.Copy !req
47. Dealer shows 16, sir.Copy !req
48. They started upgrades from
single table eye six weeks agoCopy !req
49. when insurance flagged
what you must have.Copy !req
50. So finish your drink,
play one more handCopy !req
51. and leave.Copy !req
52. Ooh. Bad luck.Copy !req
53. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
54. Ha. I kind of thought
you would have left faster.Copy !req
55. I was waiting for you.Copy !req
56. Oh, boy.Copy !req
57. I may have just been
starting my shift.Copy !req
58. You could have been
waiting a long time.Copy !req
59. Nah, they always put
the pretty ones on the 8-to-4.Copy !req
60. Why did you help me?Copy !req
61. Uh, because I thought
you were really nice.Copy !req
62. No. I didn't. I thought
you were kind of a dick.Copy !req
63. You're very cocky
and kind of unlucky, so...Copy !req
64. Is this your first time
trying to rob a casino?Copy !req
65. A casino? Yeah.Copy !req
66. You're really not
very good at it.Copy !req
67. I saw you coming a mile off.Copy !req
68. Well, next time,
no-one will see me coming.Copy !req
69. OK? I will
get a better plan.Copy !req
70. And maybe find myself
an inside man.Copy !req
71. Oh, are you trying
to recruit me?Copy !req
72. You could be
a world-class thief.Copy !req
73. No-one suspects people
who look like you.Copy !req
74. And what do I look like?Copy !req
75. That you'd get anything you wanted
just by asking for it.Copy !req
76. What do you say? Huh?Copy !req
77. Bet you know that place
inside and out.Copy !req
78. Fair's fair.
I'll split the take 50-50.Copy !req
79. OK. Better luck next time.Copy !req
80. Hang on a minute.Copy !req
81. I'm sorry.Copy !req
82. I owe you.Copy !req
83. You really don't.Copy !req
84. Well, I feel beholden.
Let me buy you a drink.Copy !req
85. Drinks are free inside.Copy !req
86. Drinks are shit inside.
Let's go somewhere.Copy !req
87. I don't want to go somewhere.Copy !req
88. I want to go home.Copy !req
89. Then... take me the fuck home.Copy !req
90. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
91. Hey. Hey, hey.Copy !req
92. You OK?Copy !req
93. What?Copy !req
94. Ah!Copy !req
95. So you are a thief.Copy !req
96. Just some coffee.Copy !req
97. You got a hot tub.Copy !req
98. You ever use it?Copy !req
99. Uh, yep.Copy !req
100. You know, you could do magic
with skills like that.Copy !req
101. Nah. I'm not much of a showman.Copy !req
102. Yeah. I'm aware.Copy !req
103. See now, if I had
those skills and your job,Copy !req
104. I could really clean up.Copy !req
105. If you had my job,
what would you do?Copy !req
106. Well, um...Copy !req
107. .. the weak spot.Copy !req
108. All you need is one.Copy !req
109. It's usually people's attention.Copy !req
110. Show me.Copy !req
111. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
112. He's hot.Copy !req
113. 10 years, Robbie has never
looked at me like that.Copy !req
114. You know, if you
keep ignoring him,Copy !req
115. he's only going to want more.Copy !req
116. Well, there's a lesson
in there somewhere.Copy !req
117. My grandma always had cats.Copy !req
118. She said that they could
see ghosts when we can't,Copy !req
119. and warn you of thieves.Copy !req
120. Yeah?Copy !req
121. Hey, hey.Copy !req
122. Hey.Copy !req
123. I think your cat's broken.Copy !req
124. Do you ever worry
about what will happenCopy !req
125. if you keep stealing?Copy !req
126. Like in the afterlife?Copy !req
127. Knocking down
too many Commandments?Copy !req
128. No. I mean, like, jail.Copy !req
129. Do you believe in the afterlife?Copy !req
130. I don't know.Copy !req
131. I mean, my mom did.
She seemed pretty sure.Copy !req
132. She used to say, uh,Copy !req
133. "All I know is
there's more than I know."Copy !req
134. Yeah, I think that might
sound wiser than it is.Copy !req
135. Oh, wow. OK, wise-ass.Copy !req
136. So you know what happens
after you die?Copy !req
137. - Yes, I do.
- OK, what?Copy !req
138. You rot.Copy !req
139. When you die, you rot.Copy !req
140. And you're so sure?Copy !req
141. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
142. Yeah. I mean,
it's... it's a fixed system.Copy !req
143. Physics doesn't
take Sundays off.Copy !req
144. So you don't believe
in anything?Copy !req
145. There's nothing to believe.Copy !req
146. Trust me. I've looked.Copy !req
147. I mean, my parents
believed in everything.Copy !req
148. Father, Son, Holy Ghost,Copy !req
149. spirit-filled and full
of the light of God.Copy !req
150. Hallelujah.Copy !req
151. They taught me all of it,
chapter and verse.Copy !req
152. I went to bed every night
in a world full of magicCopy !req
153. where anything was possible.Copy !req
154. And then one day you find out
that Santa's not real,Copy !req
155. and then the Tooth Fairy
isn't real.Copy !req
156. And there's no farm upstate
for old dogs.Copy !req
157. Then I started
reading history books,Copy !req
158. and Jesus isn't real.Copy !req
159. And it's like everythingCopy !req
160. that made the world
anything more than what it isCopy !req
161. is just... is just stories.Copy !req
162. Just snake oil,Copy !req
163. but worse
because snakes are real.Copy !req
164. I wanted to get
that magic back so bad,Copy !req
165. but... one day
I just accepted the factCopy !req
166. that I couldn't because life
is just not that interesting.Copy !req
167. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
168. Like what?Copy !req
169. It's like you're a lost puppy.Copy !req
170. That was fun, puppy.Copy !req
171. The fun is just getting started.Copy !req
172. Come here.Copy !req
173. No, no, no.
Guys don't get it.Copy !req
174. They think Krav Maga is a Jew thing.
It's a mind thing.Copy !req
175. Maximum effectiveness,
maximum efficiency,Copy !req
176. how to dismantle your opponent
in any situation.Copy !req
177. Maybe that is
a Jew thing, though.Copy !req
178. They did survive
all kinds of shit.Copy !req
179. Plus it's an insane workout.Copy !req
180. You're between jobs.
You should come down to my gym.Copy !req
181. Let me teach you
in one of my classes.Copy !req
182. - I could teach you to fight.
- I can fight.Copy !req
183. - Not Krav Maga fight.
- I box.Copy !req
184. Hmm. You good?Copy !req
185. You teach?Copy !req
186. Gonna head to the store
after work.Copy !req
187. - You need anything?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
188. Oh, wait. Yes.Copy !req
189. Bug spray.Copy !req
190. OK.Copy !req
191. Hey.Copy !req
192. What?Copy !req
193. You want coffee?Copy !req
194. Hmm?Copy !req
195. Coffee?Copy !req
196. Come on. Come get it.Copy !req
197. - Hmm?
- Come on.Copy !req
198. Out here.Copy !req
199. I need you to sit.Copy !req
200. Are we pregnant?Copy !req
201. Puppy, sit.Copy !req
202. What I'm about to say
may sound irrational to you,Copy !req
203. but I have all sorts of
rational reasons for saying itCopy !req
204. and then doing it.Copy !req
205. So say it,Copy !req
206. and let's talk about
whether or not you should do it.Copy !req
207. Do you remember when
you asked me to be your inside man?Copy !req
208. You want to rob the casino?Copy !req
209. I think I need to.Copy !req
210. I mean, I haven't
come to this lightly.Copy !req
211. I've been eliminating options
one by oneCopy !req
212. before I came
to my final decision.Copy !req
213. And... I mean, final
may be the wrong word.Copy !req
214. Are we discussing,
or are you telling?Copy !req
215. Well... there's some wiggle room.Copy !req
216. This is desperate.Copy !req
217. OK? This... this is
some desperate bullshit.Copy !req
218. Are you unhappy?
'Cause I'm happy.Copy !req
219. OK? You make me happy.Copy !req
220. Yes, I see that you're happyCopy !req
221. from this side of it,
from the wrong side of it,Copy !req
222. and I think maybe
I resent not being happy.Copy !req
223. Not resent you. Just... resent.Copy !req
224. Do you still love me?Copy !req
225. Yeah, I still love you.Copy !req
226. I'm just not happy.Copy !req
227. And robbing the casino
will make you happy?Copy !req
228. We are like a history book.Copy !req
229. We're established fact.
We don't change.Copy !req
230. We live in the same town
that I grew up in,Copy !req
231. in my dead grandma's
shitty house.Copy !req
232. You have a shitty job.
I have a shitty job.Copy !req
233. And I want more.Copy !req
234. I would be happy
living in a cardboard boxCopy !req
235. under a freeway
as long as I was with you.Copy !req
236. See, that would represent
a failure to me.Copy !req
237. I represent failure to you?Copy !req
238. Well, no.Copy !req
239. I mean, if anything,
you're actually too good for me.Copy !req
240. I mean, I'm the girl
who brought home a thief.Copy !req
241. I'm not the thief. OK?
Not anymore.Copy !req
242. Not at this very moment, no,
but that's what we're discussing.Copy !req
243. What are we discussing?Copy !req
244. I have worked there
for eight years.Copy !req
245. I can tell you
every single thingCopy !req
246. that every person
in that buildingCopy !req
247. is going to do and when.Copy !req
248. I can tell you
what they look for.Copy !req
249. I can tell you what they see.Copy !req
250. Eight years
of predictive behaviour.Copy !req
251. The night that we first met,Copy !req
252. you walked into that casino
with the right ambition,Copy !req
253. but you had a stupid plan.Copy !req
254. I have a smart plan.
I have a perfect plan.Copy !req
255. You will never get caught.Copy !req
256. How did you get caught?Copy !req
257. Bad luck is how.Copy !req
258. Cops came is how.Copy !req
259. No, they shouldn't have seen.Copy !req
260. They should not have known.
Something went wrong.Copy !req
261. It happened. OK?
The plan wasn't perfect.Copy !req
262. The plan was perfect.
It was a perfect plan.Copy !req
263. Somebody fucked us.Copy !req
264. I spoke to Adelstein
this morning.Copy !req
265. Fuck, I told you not to.Copy !req
266. - And he told me about the deal.
- I'm not taking it.Copy !req
267. I'd get no more than three years.
One and a half served.Copy !req
268. - You'd get the same.
- No.Copy !req
269. You would get the same
and then we'd be back to our livesCopy !req
270. in a year and a half,
maybe less.Copy !req
271. You are not going to prison.Copy !req
272. I asked you to do this.Copy !req
273. I asked you to do it,
and you did it.Copy !req
274. And if I hadn't, you would
be on the couch right now.Copy !req
275. Yeah, but I said yes.Copy !req
276. OK? You asked, but I said yes.Copy !req
277. I did it. I got caught, not you,
and that is our luck.Copy !req
278. You'll get six years. Six years.Copy !req
279. I will be out in three.Copy !req
280. I can take it.Copy !req
281. If you're on the other side,Copy !req
282. I can make it if you can.Copy !req
283. Hey.Copy !req
284. Can you wait for me?Copy !req
285. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
286. Hello.Copy !req
287. You have a collect callCopy !req
288. from Woodward Federal
Correctional Institution.Copy !req
289. Hello.Copy !req
290. Hello.Copy !req
291. You have a collect callCopy !req
292. from Woodward Federal
Correctional Institution.Copy !req
293. All good.Copy !req
294. Fuck you, Dummy.Copy !req
295. Hey, yeah, he's, uh,
all taken care of.Copy !req
296. I put him
in the woods out back,Copy !req
297. and marked him with a... stone,Copy !req
298. in case you want
to, like, go visit him.Copy !req
299. Is that legal?Copy !req
300. To just bury animals
in the yard?Copy !req
301. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
302. You should see all the pets
we have in our yard.Copy !req
303. Just glad that I could be here
to help you, you know?Copy !req
304. Both of us, Audrey and I.Copy !req
305. Hey.Copy !req
306. Don't stay here alone tonight.Copy !req
307. Come on.
Come crash on the couch.Copy !req
308. Uh...Copy !req
309. No. I'm fine here.Copy !req
310. Fuck.Copy !req
311. I didn't even like him.Copy !req
312. I know this sucks.Copy !req
313. We miss Shadow too.Copy !req
314. You guys are our best friends,
you know that?Copy !req
315. Uhh.Copy !req
316. The cat just died.Copy !req
317. I don't know why I even did it.Copy !req
318. I'm drunk and alone,
and my fucking cat just died.Copy !req
319. Fuck. I'm sorry.Copy !req
320. Are you...Copy !req
321. .. sorry?Copy !req
322. I told Audrey you had to move
some furniture around, so...Copy !req
323. Why did you say that?Copy !req
324. Because I wanted
to see you again?Copy !req
325. Come on, Robbie.
Say what you mean.Copy !req
326. I don't know.Copy !req
327. You wanted to come here
and fuck me some more?Copy !req
328. Is that what you want?Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. Last night was a one-time thing.Copy !req
331. You were there, and thank you,
but we're not doing this.Copy !req
332. We did this, and it happened.Copy !req
333. And now I'm waiting for Shadow.Copy !req
334. I get it.Copy !req
335. You're waiting for Shadow.Copy !req
336. Do you?Copy !req
337. Yeah.Copy !req
338. Say it again.Copy !req
339. You're waiting for Shadow.Copy !req
340. OK. Come in.Copy !req
341. You have a collect callCopy !req
342. from Woodward Federal
Correctional Institution.Copy !req
343. - Hello.
- I love you.Copy !req
344. Something feels weird.Copy !req
345. I love you too.
What feels weird?Copy !req
346. I don't know. Um, the weather.Copy !req
347. The air feels constipated,Copy !req
348. like if it'd just push out a storm,
it'd be OK.Copy !req
349. Yeah, there's a special wordCopy !req
350. for the kind of dread
caused by constipated air.Copy !req
351. It's nice here.Copy !req
352. Trees are budding.Copy !req
353. There'll be leaves on them
when you get back.Copy !req
354. Five days.Copy !req
355. 120 hours and you're home.Copy !req
356. Everything's OK there, right?Copy !req
357. Waiting for the sky to fall
is going to cause more botherCopy !req
358. than the sky actually falling,
which it isn't.Copy !req
359. Yeah. So nothing's wrong.Copy !req
360. Everything's fine.Copy !req
361. Robbie's coming by.Copy !req
362. We're planning
your surprise party.Copy !req
363. Welcome home.Copy !req
364. A surprise party?Copy !req
365. Which you know nothing about.Copy !req
366. Not a thing.Copy !req
367. I love you, puppy.Copy !req
368. I love you too.Copy !req
369. Get dressed.Copy !req
370. I'll leave Audrey.Copy !req
371. Yeah.Copy !req
372. And you... And you tell Shadow.Copy !req
373. And they'll be angry,
but they will understand.Copy !req
374. Or they'll freak out.
I don't care.Copy !req
375. I'm not doing that.Copy !req
376. You're not doing that.Copy !req
377. Shadow's coming back
in five days.Copy !req
378. - I'm going to be there for him.
- But you don't love him.Copy !req
379. - Yeah, I do.
- Not the way he loves you.Copy !req
380. We talked about this, Robbie.Copy !req
381. You knew this had
an expiration date,Copy !req
382. and you agreed to the terms.Copy !req
383. Yeah, I felt differently then.Copy !req
384. I don't.Copy !req
385. That's not true.Copy !req
386. Jesus Christ, Robbie.Copy !req
387. You just have to think of this
as like a sweet memory.Copy !req
388. Like a naughty little secret.Copy !req
389. Something you think aboutCopy !req
390. when you're old
and you're worriedCopy !req
391. that you never did anything
with your life.Copy !req
392. You did.Copy !req
393. You fucked around
and you didn't get caught.Copy !req
394. It was really fun.Copy !req
395. Huh. Is that all this was?Copy !req
396. Just fun?Copy !req
397. Listen, Robbie.Copy !req
398. This has to end.Copy !req
399. And it has to end tonight.Copy !req
400. You've been very sweet.Copy !req
401. We've been really sweet
to each other.Copy !req
402. So just...Copy !req
403. .. let goodbye be sweet
as well, OK?Copy !req
404. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
405. Are you saying no?Copy !req
406. Drive.Copy !req
407. Ohh.Copy !req
408. I really like this song.
Will you sing it to me?Copy !req
409. - Are you serious?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
410. Uh... Oh.Copy !req
411. Ohh.Copy !req
412. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
413. You were alive, Laura Moon.Copy !req
414. Now you are dead, Laura Moon.Copy !req
415. The circumstances
of your death commit me.Copy !req
416. I must take your heart.Copy !req
417. I must weigh your heart.Copy !req
418. Against a feather?Copy !req
419. I can already tell you who wins.Copy !req
420. I lived my life good and bad,Copy !req
421. definitely not
light as a feather.Copy !req
422. Where are you going?Copy !req
423. Where am I going?Copy !req
424. You pass through.Copy !req
425. Where do I pass through?Copy !req
426. In life,
you believed in nothing.Copy !req
427. You will go to nothing.Copy !req
428. You will be done.Copy !req
429. There will be darkness.Copy !req
430. And peace?Copy !req
431. There will be darkness.Copy !req
432. You know what? No.Copy !req
433. There is nowhere else
for you to be.Copy !req
434. Well, I'm not getting in there.
I want to go back.Copy !req
435. Already your flesh
has been moved,Copy !req
436. has been cut by the doctors
who inspected your organs.Copy !req
437. Already your loved ones
have selected for youCopy !req
438. the clothes
to shroud your decomposition.Copy !req
439. Already you are in the ground.Copy !req
440. Tears have fallen for you.Copy !req
441. Do I get a say in this?Copy !req
442. Death is not a debate.Copy !req
443. How many do you think
have come before you,Copy !req
444. all with promises and threats
and offers of glory, gold, love?Copy !req
445. Who are you to misguide me
from my duty?Copy !req
446. You are but a man,
not even one I should remember.Copy !req
447. You will go into the darkness,Copy !req
448. and I will forget
ever having met you.Copy !req
449. Fuck y...Copy !req
450. Oh, my God, that's disgusting.Copy !req
451. Fuck.Copy !req
452. Hmm.Copy !req
453. Laura?Copy !req
454. Hey, Audrey.Copy !req
455. Audrey!Copy !req
456. Audrey. Don't call the police.Copy !req
457. Get out of my house,
you zombie whore!Copy !req
458. Audrey, please
don't call the police, OK?Copy !req
459. I'm going to come in now.Copy !req
460. No!Copy !req
461. I'm going to come in now, OK?Copy !req
462. No!Copy !req
463. Hey, Audrey? Audrey?Copy !req
464. - Audrey?
- What? Go away!Copy !req
465. What the fuck are you?Copy !req
466. Audrey, this would be
embarrassingCopy !req
467. under any circumstance,Copy !req
468. but it's particularly
embarrassingCopy !req
469. under this circumstance.Copy !req
470. Nevertheless, I really
need to use your toilet.Copy !req
471. What?Copy !req
472. Oh, please, no.Copy !req
473. - It's OK.
- No! Oh, my God!Copy !req
474. It's OK.Copy !req
475. Ahhh!Copy !req
476. It's embalming fluid.Copy !req
477. It's coming out
of every hole I got.Copy !req
478. It's very disgusting,
so please turn around.Copy !req
479. Turn around.Copy !req
480. Ahh!Copy !req
481. How are you here?Copy !req
482. I don't know.Copy !req
483. Well, you know you're dead,
though, right?Copy !req
484. I assumed, yes.Copy !req
485. Well, are you dead now,
or are you something else?Copy !req
486. I would say... the latter.Copy !req
487. Well, is this a haunting?
You haunting me?Copy !req
488. Not on purpose.Copy !req
489. I needed craft supplies.Copy !req
490. Laura?Copy !req
491. Yes, Audrey.Copy !req
492. What's the last thing
you remember before you died?Copy !req
493. Um...Copy !req
494. Oh.Copy !req
495. Oh?Copy !req
496. Yeah.Copy !req
497. Is Robbie dead?Copy !req
498. Oh, yes.Copy !req
499. Is he still dead?Copy !req
500. He's...Copy !req
501. I mean, he was.Copy !req
502. I, uh... I haven't seen him.Copy !req
503. Don't know what either of you
are up to now.Copy !req
504. You know, I guess I never did.Copy !req
505. You know what we were up to.Copy !req
506. Oh, I know who was in your mouth
when you died.Copy !req
507. - I do know that.
- Does everybody know that?Copy !req
508. Yeah. Well, everyone
who attended your funeral.Copy !req
509. I may have mentioned it
just once or twiceCopy !req
510. during the service.Copy !req
511. Does Shadow know?Copy !req
512. Yeah, he knows. I tried
to fuck him on your grave.Copy !req
513. Seemed only fair.Copy !req
514. Yeah, that does seem fair.Copy !req
515. I'm not proud of myself.Copy !req
516. I, uh... I had Robbie
buried with his penis,Copy !req
517. you know, that you...
you bit off,Copy !req
518. shoved up his ass.Copy !req
519. It was vulgar.
I'm a vulgar woman.Copy !req
520. Anger and grief have... have
really just made me vulgar.Copy !req
521. I...Copy !req
522. Laura, I found out
that you and RobbieCopy !req
523. were dead and having an affair
in the same sentence.Copy !req
524. Maybe it wasn't
the same sentence.Copy !req
525. It was the same breath.Copy !req
526. Might have been
a run-on sentence.Copy !req
527. God, you know,
I should thank you.Copy !req
528. I should thank both of you.Copy !req
529. It's so much easier
grieving someoneCopy !req
530. when you're glad they're dead.Copy !req
531. Thoughtful of you
to make us a scrapbook.Copy !req
532. Fuck you, Laura.Copy !req
533. I make scrapbooks
because memories lie.Copy !req
534. I wish I had a picture of you
fucking Robbie for the album.Copy !req
535. I'd glue it down, glitter it,Copy !req
536. give it a little
pipe cleaner matte.Copy !req
537. - I feel terrible.
- Oh, fuck your feelings.Copy !req
538. Everyone has feelings.
Everyone cares about what they feel.Copy !req
539. I don't care
about what you feel.Copy !req
540. I care about what you think.Copy !req
541. What do you think
about what you did?Copy !req
542. I think I did a shitty thing.Copy !req
543. I think I fucked you over,Copy !req
544. but I did not mean
to fuck you over.Copy !req
545. It wasn't even about you.Copy !req
546. Yeah, why would it be?Copy !req
547. God, I thought
you were my best friend.Copy !req
548. Robbie and I had a fight,
you'd be the first one to know,Copy !req
549. and all the time you were
fucking him behind my back.Copy !req
550. - Not all the time.
- You lied to me about it.Copy !req
551. You open your mouth,
and lies come spitting out.Copy !req
552. I told one lie.Copy !req
553. In all of this,
I told one big umbrella lieCopy !req
554. under which there were
many smaller lies.Copy !req
555. And what was your big lie,
Laura?Copy !req
556. I told Shadow
that I could wait for him.Copy !req
557. Um...Copy !req
558. Listen, I know you're really
pissed at me right now.Copy !req
559. But I kind of need
to borrow your car.Copy !req
560. "Laura Moon, age 27,
of Eagle Point, Indiana,Copy !req
561. "was killed in the early hours
of Wednesday morningCopy !req
562. "in an automobile accident.Copy !req
563. "Laura loved her work,
her friends and her family."Copy !req
564. Are you fucking kidding me?
Who wrote this shit?Copy !req
565. There's little
to no effort here.Copy !req
566. "She loved her work,
her friends and her family"?Copy !req
567. That's just lazy.
That's fucking lazy writing.Copy !req
568. And it's not entirely true.Copy !req
569. I have a shitty obituary.Copy !req
570. Well, you had a shitty obituary
'cause you had a shitty life.Copy !req
571. You were shitty.Copy !req
572. I was not that shitty.Copy !req
573. How could you live
with yourself?Copy !req
574. I mean, when you were
actually living?Copy !req
575. Well, evidently I couldn't.Copy !req
576. How do you think you're
going to live with Shadow?Copy !req
577. Presumably your stalking himCopy !req
578. will come
to some sort of fruition.Copy !req
579. I mean, what then?
What, happy family?Copy !req
580. Little zombie baby?
Like, a zombie dog?Copy !req
581. I'll have
my own private sunshine.Copy !req
582. Laura, you wiped
your ass with that sunshine.Copy !req
583. Shadow deserves better than you.Copy !req
584. I love Shadow. Loved Shadow.Copy !req
585. Love Shadow. I love Shadow.Copy !req
586. He's the light of my life.Copy !req
587. What?Copy !req
588. You did not love him
when you were alive.Copy !req
589. Come on. Not love him love him.
He was like a pet.Copy !req
590. There's a reason
you called him puppy.Copy !req
591. Yeah. Well, I love him now.Copy !req
592. You I remember.Copy !req
593. We are a small
family-owned funeral home.Copy !req
594. What we provide is continuity.Copy !req
595. There has been
an Ibis and JacquelCopy !req
596. in business here for 200 years.Copy !req
597. Pins for the bones.Copy !req
598. Threads for the muscles.Copy !req
599. Paint for the skin.Copy !req
600. We need to tend to your flesh
as best we canCopy !req
601. as it can't tend
to itself anymore.Copy !req
602. Care and maintenance is needed
for your dead body.Copy !req
603. However, there is nothing
we can doCopy !req
604. to lighten your heavy heart.Copy !req
605. Uh, don't move.Copy !req
606. You're still tacky.Copy !req
607. Your heavy heart
sank you like a stoneCopy !req
608. right back
where you last left off.Copy !req
609. Lived a life interrupted.Copy !req
610. Was it love?Copy !req
611. It wasn't.Copy !req
612. But I suppose it is now.Copy !req
613. That is unfortunate.Copy !req
614. Love will always have you
at a disadvantage.Copy !req
615. Well, I think being dead
has me at a disadvantage.Copy !req
616. Uh, many is the manCopy !req
617. who would take any version
of his lost loveCopy !req
618. rather than leave his love lost.Copy !req
619. He will say thank youCopy !req
620. to whatever god
sent you back to him.Copy !req
621. When you are done...Copy !req
622. ..I will complete my taskCopy !req
623. and deliver you on to darkness.Copy !req
624. Hi, puppy.Copy !req