1. Anyone who's been exposed to asbestosCopy !req
2. may be entitled to compensation,Copy !req
3. and anyone who's anyone will be
at tonight's sold-out Shaggy concert.Copy !req
4. Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see Shaggy.Copy !req
5. He's my favorite musician,
and my best friends DanutaCopy !req
6. and Nerfer will be there.Copy !req
7. You're in luck,Copy !req
8. because your father and I
bought the last two tickets!Copy !req
9. One for you, one for Steve.Copy !req
10. - Yippee!
- Oh, hell, yeah!Copy !req
11. The only thing better
than seeing Shaggy with my best friendsCopy !req
12. is seeing him with my little brother.Copy !req
13. Oh! I love you guys so much.Copy !req
14. I don't know what I'd do if anything
were to happen to one of us.Copy !req
15. Another Steve down,
infinite Steves to go.Copy !req
16. Look at all the universes I've been to.Copy !req
17. Look at all the Steves I've killed.Copy !req
18. Man, no one's ever impressed
when I showed them all the dead Steves.Copy !req
19. - Good morning, USACopy !req
20. I got a feeling
That it's gonna be a wonderful dayCopy !req
21. Good morning, USACopy !req
22. Good morning, USACopy !req
23. My baby!Copy !req
24. My brother.Copy !req
25. My roommate, kinda.Copy !req
26. My nephew sometimes.Copy !req
27. No father should have to bury a virgin.Copy !req
28. Why?Copy !req
29. Why did this happen?Copy !req
30. And when...Copy !req
31. When can I move into Steve's old room?Copy !req
32. Senator Lewis. What are you doing here?Copy !req
33. So, I'm a senator in this universe.Copy !req
34. Not bad.Copy !req
35. I'm sorry about your Steve,
but I don't have time to explain.Copy !req
36. That's a different Lewis's job.Copy !req
37. I'm busy hunting down the Steve
that killed my family...Copy !req
38. For I shall have my revenge!Copy !req
39. - Hiya, Smiths!
- What is happening?Copy !req
40. That's what I'm here to tell ya.Copy !req
41. Exposition Lewis is the name,
explaining stuff's my game.Copy !req
42. So, first off, that last Lewis,
Vengeance Lewis,Copy !req
43. he swore revenge after Evil Steve
killed his family.Copy !req
44. Meanwhile, Evil Steve is traveling
from universe to universe,Copy !req
45. killing other Steves
to claim their Steve-nessCopy !req
46. and become the Ultimate Steve.Copy !req
47. Kind of like the 2001 Jet Li film,
The One.Copy !req
48. Do you have that movie in this universe?Copy !req
49. What's a movie?Copy !req
50. They're like TV shows, but longer.Copy !req
51. Speaking of things that take a while,Copy !req
52. how about we get that
grief process started?Copy !req
53. What's this?Copy !req
54. That's a 15% off coupon
to McLewis Burger,Copy !req
55. a greasy spoon I co-own
alongside infinite other Lewises.Copy !req
56. There are only a handful of
McLewis Burgers in the multiverse.Copy !req
57. But if you ever find yourself
near one, you gotta go.Copy !req
58. Tell them Lewis sent you.Copy !req
59. If you knew this might happen,
why didn't you stop it?Copy !req
60. This must be
one of those universesCopy !req
61. where people don't listen so good.Copy !req
62. It's not my job to save people,Copy !req
63. as I believe I already explained.Copy !req
64. It's my job to explain stuff.Copy !req
65. The multiverse exists
in a delicate balance,Copy !req
66. and we each have a role to play.Copy !req
67. All we can do now
is hope whichever SteveCopy !req
68. Evil Steve goes after next
is tough as nails.Copy !req
69. Ahh! Finger cramp.Copy !req
70. Now that my finger cramp's behind me,
nothing but blue skies ahead. Ahh!Copy !req
71. My "little boy" fingers again.Copy !req
72. Anyone willing to to testify in court
is urged to step forward,Copy !req
73. and anyone who's anyone will be
at tonight's sold-out Shaggy concert.Copy !req
74. Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see Shaggy.Copy !req
75. He's my favorite musician,Copy !req
76. and my best friends Danuta
and Nerfer are going to be there.Copy !req
77. You're in luck,Copy !req
78. because your father and I
bought the last two tickets!Copy !req
79. You two are the best! Hold up.Copy !req
80. Did you say two tickets?Copy !req
81. One for you, one for Steve.Copy !req
82. Steve? I appreciate the tickets,Copy !req
83. but I don't want to bring
the biggest dork in LangleyCopy !req
84. to the best concert
this town has ever seen.Copy !req
85. Hayley, your father and I both wish
we were closer with our siblings.Copy !req
86. My sister Gwen never visits,Copy !req
87. and Stan's brother is barely even canon.Copy !req
88. It's true.Copy !req
89. I'd hate for you and Steve to end upCopy !req
90. like me and whatever
my brother's name is.Copy !req
91. Steve and I live together.Copy !req
92. Yes, but even I know
you're not as close as you used to be.Copy !req
93. The fish is right.Copy !req
94. You two used to be inseparable.Copy !req
95. That's why we bought these tickets.Copy !req
96. You were always singing that
one Shaggy song to Steve...Copy !req
97. Stevie, you're my angelCopy !req
98. You're my darling angelCopy !req
99. Closer than my peeps you are to meCopy !req
100. StevieCopy !req
101. We were kids back then.Copy !req
102. I'm older now and Steve's a dork.Copy !req
103. Oh, for sure. Huge dork.Copy !req
104. Some days I'm embarrassed
he ever slid out of me.Copy !req
105. But he's still your little brother.Copy !req
106. Great news, Hayley!
Mom told me about the Shaggy concert,Copy !req
107. so I spent all morning drawing
schematics of the venue.Copy !req
108. I've got all kinds of intimate details
about the Shark's Nest.Copy !req
109. You see? This is why I don't
want to hang out with him.Copy !req
110. The concert hasn't even started,
and he's already ruining it for me.Copy !req
111. Now what are you doing?Copy !req
112. Drawing schematics for the fastest wayCopy !req
113. tears can run down my face!Copy !req
114. Whatever. We'll make up later,
we always do.Copy !req
115. - So, can I get those tickets?
- No way.Copy !req
116. You either take your little brother
to see ShaggyCopy !req
117. or you don't see Shaggy at all.Copy !req
118. I just want a sister who loves me.Copy !req
119. A sister who wants
to spend time with me.Copy !req
120. Is that so much to ask?Copy !req
121. Don't worry, Weaker Steve.Copy !req
122. I'll make you less sad...
by killing you!Copy !req
123. Oh, God. A dead white boy.Copy !req
124. They'll give me the chair for this.Copy !req
125. Think, Lewis. Think.Copy !req
126. I know! I'll move to France.
It worked for Polanski.Copy !req
127. Principal Lewis! You saved me!Copy !req
128. Steve? How many of you are there?Copy !req
129. How many of me are there?Copy !req
130. - Gotcha.
- Ahh!Copy !req
131. Wait. You're not Evil Steve.Copy !req
132. No!Copy !req
133. Now I've lost my family and my revenge.Copy !req
134. Uh, excuse me, but what's going on?Copy !req
135. I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
136. And to jump from universe to universe,Copy !req
137. we use these armbands that turn
your butt hole into a black hole,Copy !req
138. which transports you
through time and space.Copy !req
139. Ah, yes. As Carl Sagan theorized.Copy !req
140. If there are infinite universes,
is there a universeCopy !req
141. where my sister wants
to hang out with me?Copy !req
142. There's a universe for everything.Copy !req
143. Please start listening.Copy !req
144. Hayley, you came after me.Copy !req
145. Yeah,Copy !req
146. but only because Mom won't let me go
to the Shaggy concert without you.Copy !req
147. If you think spending time with me
is such a problem,Copy !req
148. I'll make sure you
never have to do it again!Copy !req
149. Is it just me or do we look like
a thumbnail to a sick-ass porno?Copy !req
150. What's a porno?Copy !req
151. Sit. I have much to explain.Copy !req
152. So in some ways, porn's one of
humanity's oldest art forms.Copy !req
153. Huh. And people touch
themselves while watching it?Copy !req
154. Oh, like you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
155. Okay, I got to ask.
What the heck is going on?Copy !req
156. I never get to explain
this much stuff in one day.Copy !req
157. This is clearly a story about valuingCopy !req
158. what fleeting time you have
with the ones you love.Copy !req
159. Yeah, yeah. I meant the portalsCopy !req
160. and the multiple Lewises and stuff.Copy !req
161. Okay, here goes.Copy !req
162. So your Steve stole Evil Steve's armband
and portaled into the multiverse.Copy !req
163. Great. Now how am I
supposed to find that dork now?Copy !req
164. I need him so I can go
to the Shaggy concert.Copy !req
165. The Steve I vowed to kill is dead.Copy !req
166. My vengeance was stolen,
so my journey ends here.Copy !req
167. Take my armband,Copy !req
168. and let me give you my STD.Copy !req
169. Uh...Copy !req
170. He means "Steve Tracking Device."Copy !req
171. In his universe, there are no
sexually transmitted diseases.Copy !req
172. Also, Princess Diana is still alive.Copy !req
173. But she's a huge bitch.Copy !req
174. It's true. In every universe
where Princess Di is alive,Copy !req
175. pretty much everyone hates her.Copy !req
176. To portal in and out of universes,
push the big button on the armband.Copy !req
177. The Steve Tracking Device
works like a bloodhound.Copy !req
178. It'll guide you to your Steve over time,
but it can't take you right to him.Copy !req
179. You're the Lewis who killed Evil Steve
and stole my revenge!Copy !req
180. If it's vengeance you're after,
you're talking to the right guy.Copy !req
181. I've got a long list of people
who've been cruisin' for a bruisin'.Copy !req
182. Eh, works for me.Copy !req
183. Exposition Lewis, you in?Copy !req
184. I'd love to, fellow Lewises,
but duty calls.Copy !req
185. Someone out there is wondering
why people like Wes Anderson,Copy !req
186. and it's my job to explain it to them.Copy !req
187. But that's the one thing I don't know.Copy !req
188. Hey, stranger.Copy !req
189. Welcome to
the Oops, All Barrys universe.Copy !req
190. You got any Steves?Copy !req
191. Just Barrys and one Shaggy.Copy !req
192. Any Barry who's any Barry is going
to be at his show tonight.Copy !req
193. Not me, though.Copy !req
194. Steve! There you are.Copy !req
195. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
196. Were you expecting a white Steve?Copy !req
197. This feels like a trap.Copy !req
198. Well, this seems normal.Copy !req
199. Flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flagCopy !req
200. Oh! Getting closer.
Hey, Hayley.Copy !req
201. I'm a bowl.Copy !req
202. Nope.Copy !req
203. Bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowlCopy !req
204. Welcome to McLewis Burger.Copy !req
205. We've got the most pretty good
burgers in this part of the multiverse.Copy !req
206. Is your Steve dead?Copy !req
207. - No!
- That's too bad.Copy !req
208. You could have gotten 15% off.Copy !req
209. Could you hurry up?Copy !req
210. Some of us are in mourning
and are very hungry.Copy !req
211. Wait.Copy !req
212. Wasn't I already in this universe?Copy !req
213. - No.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
214. Because I literally just saw
a Black Steve.Copy !req
215. So let me get this straight.Copy !req
216. Infinite universes
with infinite possibilities,Copy !req
217. and you can't fathom two Black Steves?Copy !req
218. No, I just... I didn't...Copy !req
219. I'm not...Copy !req
220. Hey, Hayley, just popping in to explainCopy !req
221. that you're really
embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
222. This porno stuff isn't for me,
but this is fantastic!Copy !req
223. You call it "marijuana"?Copy !req
224. That's one word for it.Copy !req
225. So your universe
doesn't have porn or drugs?Copy !req
226. How the hell do you relax?Copy !req
227. Used to be all I needed to unwind
was to see my wife and kids.Copy !req
228. The Steve in my original universe
was our nanny,Copy !req
229. and Evil Steve blew up my house
just to kill him.Copy !req
230. I wish I'd died.Copy !req
231. But cyborg technology
gave me another chance.Copy !req
232. A chance at revenge...Copy !req
233. which you stole from me.Copy !req
234. And now we're here.Copy !req
235. I lost my family too.Copy !req
236. - My best friend slept with my wife.
- And that man lives here?Copy !req
237. That's the guy we're gonna beat down?Copy !req
238. No. This is the house of some punk
who disrespected me at my job.Copy !req
239. Nah, man. I didn't roll with you
to pick up chump change.Copy !req
240. We need to take down the man
who destroyed your family.Copy !req
241. - Yeah.
- Yeah!Copy !req
242. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
243. It's your lucky day, punk.Copy !req
244. We was finna you up
for disrespecting me,Copy !req
245. but we've got bigger fish to fry.Copy !req
246. I love you.Copy !req
247. I'll always love you.Copy !req
248. But there's still
something I'm searching for.Copy !req
249. A sister who likes me.Copy !req
250. I understand, my love.Copy !req
251. Please, raise our son to be strong.Copy !req
252. White Steve! There you are.Copy !req
253. Now, come home so I can see Shaggy.Copy !req
254. Did you have sex with a lady version
of your best friendCopy !req
255. and get her pregnant?Copy !req
256. How is she already this far along?Copy !req
257. Time works differently
in different universes.Copy !req
258. And we didn't have sex!Copy !req
259. In this universe,
you get someone pregnantCopy !req
260. by gazing tenderly into their eyes.Copy !req
261. And, boy, did we gaze at each other.Copy !req
262. Steve, let's go!Copy !req
263. No! You only ran after meCopy !req
264. so Mom would let you go
to your precious Shaggy concert.Copy !req
265. And even after traveling the multiverse,
that's still all you care about!Copy !req
266. I'm just gonna say it, girl.Copy !req
267. You suck!Copy !req
268. Hayley! These glitches mean
we're running out of time.Copy !req
269. You and Steve have to
get back to your universe.Copy !req
270. You two have a destiny to fulfill,Copy !req
271. and if you two don't make it
to that Shaggy concert,Copy !req
272. the entire multiverse will implode.Copy !req
273. Why didn't you say that earlier?Copy !req
274. It wasn't pertinent information before.Copy !req
275. I like to reveal details
as they're needed.Copy !req
276. That's how exposition works!Copy !req
277. Hey, could you two scream louder?Copy !req
278. As you know, all this stress
is good for the baby.Copy !req
279. I don't get it. This freak show
of a universe, no offense,Copy !req
280. is perfect for Steve. Why'd he leave?Copy !req
281. Because he's looking
for a version of youCopy !req
282. who wants to hang out with him.Copy !req
283. I see him every day.Copy !req
284. Listen, Steve's a good guy
and he'll be a great absent father.Copy !req
285. And he deserves a Hayley
who will do more than justCopy !req
286. tolerate his presence.Copy !req
287. Maybe.Copy !req
288. Hey, should you be drinking?Copy !req
289. You're, like, super pregnant.Copy !req
290. Don't tell me how to parent.Copy !req
291. In this universe, babies love wine.Copy !req
292. Move it or lose it, pal.Copy !req
293. Klaus? You're not a fish
in this universe?Copy !req
294. What's a "fish"?Copy !req
295. Nevermind.
Hey, what's up with that statue?Copy !req
296. That statue's in honor
of the Steve SmithCopy !req
297. who saved our civilizationCopy !req
298. from World War 37 with his
schematics for a better life.Copy !req
299. Schematics?
Could that have been my Steve?Copy !req
300. I hated that guy.Copy !req
301. I'm glad he's finally gone.Copy !req
302. Hey, Steve's not that bad.Copy !req
303. It sounds like he's really
helped people here.Copy !req
304. Whatever.Copy !req
305. I don't want to talk about that
dork on my way to see Shaggy.Copy !req
306. You have a Shaggy, too?Copy !req
307. Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.Copy !req
308. He's right. Shaggy rules.Copy !req
309. My Steve and I never miss a show.Copy !req
310. You're taking Steve willingly?Copy !req
311. Duh. What kind of monster wouldn't
take her tumor to see a concert?Copy !req
312. Tum, tum, tum, tum, tumorCopy !req
313. Mmm.Copy !req
314. Mom, you've got to stop doing that
or we're gonna run out of Steve.Copy !req
315. We each grieve in our own way, Hayley.Copy !req
316. Visiting from another universe?Copy !req
317. Yeah. What's with the shirt?Copy !req
318. My Steve died.Copy !req
319. I miss him so much.Copy !req
320. We did everything together
and built so many memories.Copy !req
321. Steve and I have had
some great times together.Copy !req
322. I guess I take that for granted.Copy !req
323. There was this song
we always used to sing.Copy !req
324. Stevie, you're my angelCopy !req
325. You're my darlin' angelCopy !req
326. Closer than my peeps you are to meCopy !req
327. StevieCopy !req
328. Oh, I love Shaggy.Copy !req
329. Before Evil Steve killed him,Copy !req
330. my Steve and I had plans
to go to tonight's concert.Copy !req
331. My Steve and I are supposed to
go together, and after all this,Copy !req
332. - I kinda don't want to go without him.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
333. Oh. My Steve's still alive,
but I'm kind of a dick to him.Copy !req
334. He's searching the multiverse for a
Hayley who wants to hang out with him.Copy !req
335. That's me! You don't deserve your Steve.
Let me have him.Copy !req
336. No way. I want him now.Copy !req
337. Besides, he'll never
really be your Steve.Copy !req
338. Just a Steve kind of like your Steve.Copy !req
339. Banana, banahna.Copy !req
340. You're acting like
a real Princess Di right now.Copy !req
341. Whatever. I'm out of here.Copy !req
342. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
343. Well, I'm off to hold
a mirror up to society.Copy !req
344. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
345. Yeah, Dad. Go get...Copy !req
346. Pecan sandies.Copy !req
347. I appreciate the tickets, Mother.Copy !req
348. However, I'd prefer to attend
the concert with just my friends.Copy !req
349. I value your honesty, Hayley.Copy !req
350. Wow. I love this family's ability
to reach conflict-free resolutions.Copy !req
351. I'll cut you.Copy !req
352. Not if I cut you first, bitch!Copy !req
353. I'm so glad you came back to life,
big brother.Copy !req
354. I didn't come back to life, silly.Copy !req
355. I'm a different Steve
from a different universe.Copy !req
356. Plantain, plantahn.
Will you sing me our song again?Copy !req
357. Hayley, you're my angelCopy !req
358. You're my darling angelCopy !req
359. Closer than my peeps
You are to meCopy !req
360. Hayleys?Copy !req
361. - Steve, come home.
- Steve, come with me.Copy !req
362. What are those things?Copy !req
363. We're what you grow up to be.Copy !req
364. Oh, God! Anything but that.Copy !req
365. Steve, you have to pick a Hayley,Copy !req
366. and I'm the big sister you deserve.Copy !req
367. Steve, please stay with me.Copy !req
368. I'm the little sister
who can't afford to lose you again.Copy !req
369. Steve.Copy !req
370. I'm probably not
the best Hayley for you.Copy !req
371. Just know that whichever
Hayley you choose,Copy !req
372. whatever universe you end up in,Copy !req
373. I'll wish you were with me.Copy !req
374. That's all I've been searching for.Copy !req
375. Besides, these other Hayleys
are kind of dorks.Copy !req
376. Am I right?Copy !req
377. - Go now.
- Who are they?Copy !req
378. There's no time to explain, which sucks
because there's actually a really coolCopy !req
379. well-thought-out explanation
behind all of this.Copy !req
380. You have to return to your universe.Copy !req
381. Your Shaggy's in trouble!Copy !req
382. Hey, what's this?Copy !req
383. Whoa!Copy !req
384. And so begin
the exciting adventuresCopy !req
385. of a character you've never met before.Copy !req
386. Nevermind.Copy !req
387. Come on, men.Copy !req
388. Shaggy needs us.Copy !req
389. Wait a second.Copy !req
390. You and Steve have a destiny to fulfill.Copy !req
391. Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.Copy !req
392. You gotta save Shaggy...Copy !req
393. or we're all gonna die!Copy !req
394. Steve, we have to save Shaggy.Copy !req
395. Good luck.Copy !req
396. Two guys nabbed him and barricaded
themselves in his dressing room.Copy !req
397. If only there was some kind
of blueprint for this building.Copy !req
398. - The schematics!
- The schematics!Copy !req
399. Shaggy, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
400. You slept with my wife!Copy !req
401. You destroyed my family!Copy !req
402. It wasn't me.Copy !req
403. Admit it! He said he
caught you on the counter.Copy !req
404. It wasn't me.Copy !req
405. Liar! I saw you banging on the sofa.Copy !req
406. Ah! It wasn't me.Copy !req
407. Lewises. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
408. Picture this. He and my wife
were both butt naked,Copy !req
409. banging on the bathroom floor!Copy !req
410. And I'm owed my revenge.Copy !req
411. You both have issues.Copy !req
412. But you also have each other,
like brothers.Copy !req
413. Don't focus on what you've lost.Copy !req
414. Think about the time you're still
lucky enough to have together.Copy !req
415. But I'm owed my revenge!Copy !req
416. Nah, bro, she's right.Copy !req
417. As long as you and I are together,
we don't need anything else.Copy !req
418. We can be a new family.Copy !req
419. - Yeah.
- Yeah!Copy !req
420. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
421. I love you, little bro.Copy !req
422. I love you too, Hayley.Copy !req
423. I'm never playing this town again.Copy !req
424. At last, the multiverse is at ease.Copy !req
425. It was me.Copy !req
426. It has always been me.Copy !req
427. And it shall forever be me,Copy !req
428. for I am Mr. Boombastic.Copy !req
429. Creator of worlds,
master of the multiverse,Copy !req
430. the one true god,Copy !req
431. and all you shortiesCopy !req
432. are my angels.Copy !req