1. - Boom!
- Yes!Copy !req
2. You nervous about the peacocks?Copy !req
3. Me, too. They scream so loud.Copy !req
4. Scares me like crazy.Copy !req
5. No cap. Facts.Copy !req
6. It's not the peacocks, Stan.Copy !req
7. I hate these Hideki parties.Copy !req
8. Everyone has all these impressive things
going on to talk about, and I don't.Copy !req
9. They all look at me
like I'm a big nothing.Copy !req
10. You've got something going on,
don't you?Copy !req
11. Aren't you out in the shed
doing little potteries or something?Copy !req
12. My pottery, Stan?Copy !req
13. Oh, my God. That's not impressive.Copy !req
14. I'm not even good at it.Copy !req
15. I'm just gonna lie low
until it's time to leave.Copy !req
16. Come on. You're Francine,
the wife of me, Stan.Copy !req
17. I'm working on a book of witticisms.
Very impressive.Copy !req
18. Would you like to be cheered up
with one?Copy !req
19. - No, thanks.
- I don't remember most of these.Copy !req
20. Bunch of head-scratchers.Copy !req
21. Oh, here's a good one. "The Marines said
they were looking for a few good men,Copy !req
22. "and I think the movie found them."Copy !req
23. Good morning, USACopy !req
24. I got a feeling
That it's gonna be a wonderful dayCopy !req
25. The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his faceCopy !req
26. And he's shining a salute
To the American raceCopy !req
27. Oh, boy, it's swell to sayCopy !req
28. Good morning, USACopy !req
29. Ah!Copy !req
30. Good morning, USACopy !req
31. At least there's food.Copy !req
32. Maybe I can grab some and sneak off.Copy !req
33. As you may have heard, we recently
adopted a five-year-old child.Copy !req
34. That's not my impressive thing.Copy !req
35. My impressive thing is my new jacket.Copy !req
36. Do you love?Copy !req
37. Ooh!Copy !req
38. Oh, Francine!Copy !req
39. I thought I saw Francine.Copy !req
40. And what do you boys have going on?Copy !req
41. Um... It's a little early...Copy !req
42. I won't give you too many details,Copy !req
43. but I will say that our projectCopy !req
44. is in the tech space.Copy !req
45. Oh...Copy !req
46. Yeah, it's in the tech space.Copy !req
47. I have this little rash
that so far no doctor can identify.Copy !req
48. I'm seeing a lot of specialists.Copy !req
49. It's become somewhat of a full-time job.Copy !req
50. I've been working on plans
for a glow-in-the-dark basketball.Copy !req
51. Oh!Copy !req
52. There's a lot of days
I think I cracked it,Copy !req
53. but then the sun goes down
and I can't find my ball.Copy !req
54. "They say truth is
in the eye of the beholder,Copy !req
55. "but if they say tooth
is in the eye of the bee holder,Copy !req
56. "the person holding the bee,
then all bets are off, baby."Copy !req
57. I'm ghostwriting a book of witticisms.Copy !req
58. - Oh, wow.
- Great party, right?Copy !req
59. I heard Gary Gogo is here.Copy !req
60. The biggest art dealer in the world.Copy !req
61. They say he's totally
over-the-top ridiculous.Copy !req
62. A billionaire.Copy !req
63. That's me.Copy !req
64. I'm Gary Gogo.Copy !req
65. No shit! I thought it was gonna be me.Copy !req
66. So nice to find someone at this party
I can just be with.Copy !req
67. No one's trying to impress anyone else.Copy !req
68. It's a good vibe on the top stair.Copy !req
69. I can do a cartwheel. Want to see?Copy !req
70. Man! Even you're impressive.Copy !req
71. My meatball!Copy !req
72. The elusive Francine.Copy !req
73. - What's new with you?
- Mmm. Meatball.Copy !req
74. We can wait.Copy !req
75. I, uh... have to lie. I mean pee.Copy !req
76. We're all waiting for you
when you come out, Francine.Copy !req
77. I need my car keys! Throw me my keys!Copy !req
78. What are you doing?Copy !req
79. Are you insane?Copy !req
80. Francine, that's very bad
for my peacock.Copy !req
81. Still gonna need that update, Francine.Copy !req
82. That was a bad party for me.Copy !req
83. Well...
It, uh...Copy !req
84. You looked great, though.Copy !req
85. I liked when you fought the peacock.Copy !req
86. Ugh. I'm late for my flight
to Cupertino.Copy !req
87. Oh, my God! You didn't hear that.Copy !req
88. I've got a doctor's appointment.Copy !req
89. B-ball science.Copy !req
90. The quill calls.Copy !req
91. I hold the quill
and write all the words.Copy !req
92. Sad face, Francine?Copy !req
93. I know. The party's over
and I should move on.Copy !req
94. But I feel like I'm
stuck there emotionally.Copy !req
95. Party? What party? There was a party?Copy !req
96. I feel like such a loser, Klaus.Copy !req
97. How can you bear
to live like this all the time?Copy !req
98. Well, I try to picture three spheres
floating in complex orbitCopy !req
99. until I disassociate from my body.Copy !req
100. That wasn't the answer I was expecting.Copy !req
101. Can I show you something?Copy !req
102. Loser to loser?Copy !req
103. Yeah. Okay, let's see it.Copy !req
104. I've been making bowls.Copy !req
105. I make 'em, I bake 'em.
Then I break 'em.Copy !req
106. Break 'em. Why?Copy !req
107. Because...
It never turns out good enough.Copy !req
108. It isn't impressive in any way.Copy !req
109. It's a flop.Copy !req
110. Hold. What's the worst that could happen
if you didn't break it?Copy !req
111. If you showed it to someone?
Not me, of course. A real person.Copy !req
112. They would laugh, and the laughter
would feel like bullets and kill me.Copy !req
113. No one's going to laugh at a bowl.Copy !req
114. The truth is, no one will even care.Copy !req
115. Plus, "other people's opinions" of you
are none of your "business."Copy !req
116. Is that a quote? Who said that?Copy !req
117. I don't know. Not Steve Harvey.Copy !req
118. Listen, Jurgen steals Splenda packets
from this one coffee shop.Copy !req
119. It has a shelf where local artists
can display their work.Copy !req
120. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
121. I can't do this, Klaus.Copy !req
122. My good man,Copy !req
123. does anyone ever look at the art
on this little shelf?Copy !req
124. What shelf?Copy !req
125. Okay.Copy !req
126. I'm proud of you, Franny.Copy !req
127. Oh, no! Marc Gilbert just walked in.Copy !req
128. He's the meanest, cruelest guy
in Langley.Copy !req
129. He shits on everything!Copy !req
130. Huh.
Nice shirt, lard-ass.Copy !req
131. That bowl!Copy !req
132. Is that about how big
the salads are here?Copy !req
133. Grabbing some roadies for Jurgen.Copy !req
134. It's her! Francine!Copy !req
135. Yes! Now hold that look
for two to four hours.Copy !req
136. Francine Smith? I'm Gary Gogo.Copy !req
137. The biggest art dealer in the world.Copy !req
138. And I love your bowl.Copy !req
139. These are what I call
art-world paparazzi.Copy !req
140. I'm sorry, Francine.
Is this all too stupid?Copy !req
141. I can get regular paparazzi.Copy !req
142. I'm just so excited about your bowl.Copy !req
143. So there I am in the middle of
butt Egypt nowhere.Copy !req
144. But I haven't had my Turkish coffee yet,Copy !req
145. and I'm outside of what
could pass for a coffee shop.Copy !req
146. I go in. I say, "Please tell me you have
Turkish coffee and a very green banana."Copy !req
147. And then I see it.Copy !req
148. The bowl.Copy !req
149. I made a bowl. He likes it.Copy !req
150. I like it?Copy !req
151. No. I feel that without it,
I would cease to exist.Copy !req
152. Okay? It's ineffable.Copy !req
153. Perfectly imperfect.Copy !req
154. It reminded me that the world
is good and that love is possible.Copy !req
155. It made me cry.Copy !req
156. Thirty years of therapy and not a drip.Copy !req
157. Then... Boom! Bowl!Copy !req
158. Oh, my God, Mom!Copy !req
159. Uh, tell him about my rash
if you get a sec.Copy !req
160. Simply put, you are it.Copy !req
161. And the bowl is the thing.Copy !req
162. I speak for the totality
of important people.Copy !req
163. - What do you think of that, Francine?
- I like it.Copy !req
164. Well, that's great, because we like you
and we are inviting youCopy !req
165. to a small dinner tonight
at my house in little St. Barts.Copy !req
166. My ride will pick you up at six.
It's big, it's gold.Copy !req
167. It's a Versace helicopter.Copy !req
168. I'm loving this feeling, Klaus.Copy !req
169. Maybe this is the thing
I've always wanted?Copy !req
170. For people to think I'm impressive
and then tell me non-stop.Copy !req
171. And I know you saidCopy !req
172. other people's opinions of me
is none of my business, but...Copy !req
173. That's when we were losers, Francine.Copy !req
174. What matters now is the attention.Copy !req
175. The love, the approval.
And, baby, we've got it.Copy !req
176. - We?
- Yeah. I'm your manager.Copy !req
177. Twenty years from now,
you'll sue me for ripping you off.Copy !req
178. So let's enjoy the good times now
while we've got them.Copy !req
179. I'm loving what I'm seeing, Francine.Copy !req
180. The woman of the hour,
the bowl mother, Francine Smith!Copy !req
181. Francine, let me introduce youCopy !req
182. to the few people
who are everyone who is anyone.Copy !req
183. This is Greta Bubblewater.Copy !req
184. Heiress. Crazy shoe-wearer.Copy !req
185. The bowl transcends the governing
metaphysical order.Copy !req
186. Felicitations.Copy !req
187. You too.Copy !req
188. All of the Schnoozles.Copy !req
189. Art world royal family.
Zeppo, Anatoli, Babaloo, among others.Copy !req
190. The bowl walks the delicate tightrope
between real and surreal.Copy !req
191. It asks us somehow in both a whisper
and a scream...Copy !req
192. why?Copy !req
193. For sure.Copy !req
194. And this is Jared Leto.Copy !req
195. My enemy. Snub him.Copy !req
196. And finally, Pippa Four.Copy !req
197. The world's richest dog.Copy !req
198. May I sniff your butthole?Copy !req
199. "If at first you don't succeed, strip."Copy !req
200. Huh. I don't get this one.Copy !req
201. He delivered it wrong.
He was supposed to take his dick out.Copy !req
202. And that's how the bowl saved my life.Copy !req
203. This. This right here
is why I do what I do.Copy !req
204. I think we're all wondering...
What's next?Copy !req
205. Next?Copy !req
206. Let me answer.Copy !req
207. The next thing is awesome
and it's coming soon.Copy !req
208. We're screwed!Copy !req
209. You better come up with something good.
My life is in your hands.Copy !req
210. Vesuvio Schnoozle hooked me up
with his guy at Alfa RomeoCopy !req
211. and I ordered 17 of them!Copy !req
212. They're crossing the Atlantic right now!Copy !req
213. Plus, I am this close to being
Mr. Richest Dog.Copy !req
214. We're in the door, Francine,Copy !req
215. and it would be a shame to get
kicked out because you can't follow up!Copy !req
216. You think I don't know that?
They think I'm amazing.Copy !req
217. And if I can't come up
with another thing,Copy !req
218. I'll go back to being nothing!Copy !req
219. We're on the same page!Copy !req
220. Francine, I understand that you're
familiar with the artist Jasperterian.Copy !req
221. - Yes. He painted my vagina.
- Good.Copy !req
222. Well, his latest widow
is offering her artists' retreatCopy !req
223. in New Mexico for your exclusive use.Copy !req
224. You'll have full access
to a team of masseuses, shamans,Copy !req
225. my drug dealer, Delmonaco.Copy !req
226. - I use Delmonaco.
- Of course.Copy !req
227. We want you to succeed, Francine.Copy !req
228. We're all rooting for you.Copy !req
229. I think this is gonna be good.Copy !req
230. This is bad!Copy !req
231. Wait. Get me an ATV and a body suit.Copy !req
232. I manifested the peace into existence.Copy !req
233. Uh, the chef wants to knowCopy !req
234. if there's anything
you would like to manifest for lunch.Copy !req
235. Ice cream cake.Copy !req
236. When they expect me to zig,
they actually expect me to zag.Copy !req
237. So I need to zig.Copy !req
238. Delmonaco knows. He understands.Copy !req
239. You're all looking at me like owls.Copy !req
240. What am I doing talking?Copy !req
241. I need to work.Copy !req
242. Everybody out! Except you, Delmonaco.Copy !req
243. Oh, Delmonaco.Copy !req
244. It's so hard!Copy !req
245. I know, sweetheart.
I will check in later.Copy !req
246. You're surrounded by light.Copy !req
247. Everyone expects so much from me,Copy !req
248. and I just don't have any more to give.Copy !req
249. Am I a fraud?Copy !req
250. You're a-tired.Copy !req
251. Just get some sleep, I think. Okay?Copy !req
252. You sleep. Me, gotta go.Copy !req
253. Oh, I did it!Copy !req
254. I zigged and zagged.Copy !req
255. Pippa Four? Can you hear me?Copy !req
256. I'm thinking of you
all the time, my love.Copy !req
257. I think we deserve a trip to Paris.Copy !req
258. Klaus, I am going to sleep
for the next 36 hours.Copy !req
259. I'm not to be disturbed.Copy !req
260. The new piece is on the table.Copy !req
261. It's ready for pickup. Call Gary.Copy !req
262. I'm on the phone.Copy !req
263. Why are my stuck-together bowls
still on the table?Copy !req
264. The chip and dip?Copy !req
265. I've been using that
for my scoops and salsa.Copy !req
266. That's my art!Copy !req
267. Then what did I deliver to Gary?Copy !req
268. You tell me!Copy !req
269. A big lump of clay.
It was sitting on the table.Copy !req
270. You thought a lump of clay was art?Copy !req
271. What do I know from art?Copy !req
272. You ruined me!Copy !req
273. Acclaim! Acclaim! Acclaim!Copy !req
274. You have shifted the paradigm of bowls.Copy !req
275. - What?
- Lump is new bowl.Copy !req
276. We've got to get you
on a jet back to Langley.Copy !req
277. You're on Morning Mimosa at 11:00.Copy !req
278. No, the lump is legit everything.Copy !req
279. I'm lump-obsessed.Copy !req
280. What is wrong with everyone?Copy !req
281. This is madness.Copy !req
282. It's a lump.Copy !req
283. It's not good.Copy !req
284. Who cares?Copy !req
285. They love it.Copy !req
286. America, Canada, and for some reason,
Estonia have lump fever, Francine.Copy !req
287. I need to show them
my stuck-together bowls.Copy !req
288. The chip and dip?Copy !req
289. Are you eating yogurt off a lump?Copy !req
290. Is there any other way?Copy !req
291. - Yes.
- You're up.Copy !req
292. Lump! Lump!Copy !req
293. Francine Smith,
we need to know everything.Copy !req
294. How did you come up with the lump?Copy !req
295. I didn't.Copy !req
296. You're saying the lump was already
out there and you're just the conduit?Copy !req
297. Very humble.Copy !req
298. This is very weird.Copy !req
299. I feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone.Copy !req
300. It's pronounced Twilight Zone.Copy !req
301. - Twilight Zone.
- Twilight Zone.Copy !req
302. Hit it, but don't hit it.Copy !req
303. I made this!Copy !req
304. Shards?Copy !req
305. Shards are the new lump!Copy !req
306. We saw her process.Copy !req
307. It happened on our show!Copy !req
308. Oh, my God!Copy !req
309. Shards!Copy !req
310. Amazing shards!Copy !req
311. Meaningful shards!Copy !req
312. This is crazy.Copy !req
313. Is this real? Where's my family?Copy !req
314. I need to see my family.Copy !req
315. There you are!Copy !req
316. - Shard mother!
- We love shards.Copy !req
317. Shards!Copy !req
318. You know, I still like the lump.Copy !req
319. Lump? Are you an absolute moron?Copy !req
320. Moron?
You don't know anything.Copy !req
321. No, I'm not apologizing
for what I like.Copy !req
322. So I'm here because
I think I'm crazy now.Copy !req
323. Nothing feels real, and I need help.Copy !req
324. I get it. You feel like
you're in the Twilight Zone.Copy !req
325. And that's because
the adulation of others,Copy !req
326. the thing you wanted more than anything,
is now meaningless.Copy !req
327. - Bingo.
- That's not crazy.Copy !req
328. - I love shards, by the way.
- Oh, brother.Copy !req
329. I understand.Copy !req
330. If everyone loves everything you do,Copy !req
331. how do you know
if you're actually worthy of it?Copy !req
332. Well, there's a special ward in this
hospital where you can get that answer.Copy !req
333. Jeez Louise, lady,
you're walking fast as hell.Copy !req
334. What am I supposed to do here?Copy !req
335. You're waiting for the director.Copy !req
336. The director will determine
your worthiness.Copy !req
337. What happens if I'm not worthy?Copy !req
338. Don't worry about that.
It's time for bed.Copy !req
339. Good night.Copy !req
340. Bread?Copy !req
341. Love bread.Copy !req
342. The rest of this mental hospital,
zero stars.Copy !req
343. Run?Copy !req
344. Hello?Copy !req
345. How am I supposed to avail myself
of the amenities?Copy !req
346. Don't meet the director.Copy !req
347. Get out while you can.Copy !req
348. I'm trying!Copy !req
349. The ferk?Copy !req
350. Hmm. Maybe shards are good.Copy !req
351. I want to leave!Copy !req
352. I don't want to meet the director!Copy !req
353. The director will see you now.Copy !req
354. Monster!Copy !req
355. You're a kid.Copy !req
356. I'm the director
of this mental hospital.Copy !req
357. And my conclusion is, you're not worthy.Copy !req
358. You're bad and you belong
in the garbage forever.Copy !req
359. Whew!Copy !req
360. Okay, that just feels true.Copy !req
361. It's hard to hear,
but it's good to hear.Copy !req
362. I'm relieved, honestly.Copy !req
363. Go, get in there.Copy !req
364. When you're right, you're right.Copy !req
365. Just really quick,
'cause it's gonna bother me.Copy !req
366. Have we met?Copy !req
367. You seem really familiar.Copy !req
368. Hey, that's my move.Copy !req
369. Oh, my God. You're me.Copy !req
370. This... is...Copy !req
371. probably not happening.Copy !req
372. Yeah, so?Copy !req
373. If you're me,
why are you telling me I'm bad?Copy !req
374. Because you are bad.Copy !req
375. We are. We're nothing.Copy !req
376. Don't you remember?Copy !req
377. I made that mug
in kindergarten,Copy !req
378. and everyone laughed.Copy !req
379. And the laughter
felt like bullets.Copy !req
380. But I'm remembering it was fun to make.Copy !req
381. It's a flop!Copy !req
382. Well, I love it.Copy !req
383. It's very "you."Copy !req
384. I guess it's very "me."Copy !req
385. And I think we're great.Copy !req
386. I'm sorry you've been feeling
so bad about yourself.Copy !req
387. But come on, you're like the boss
of the mental institution.Copy !req
388. And you're what? Five?Copy !req
389. That's pretty cool.Copy !req
390. It is pretty cool.Copy !req
391. A lot of pressure, though.Copy !req
392. You deserve a little fun.Copy !req
393. I'd really love it if you came with me.Copy !req
394. But I don't know what's out there.Copy !req
395. It's just the world,
and you deserve to be part of it.Copy !req
396. Come on, I got you.Copy !req
397. Francine, you've been in there
for half an hour.Copy !req
398. I'm starting to worry
that I'm going to poop my pants.Copy !req
399. You're back, girl.Copy !req
400. Francine, back from
the bathroom at last.Copy !req
401. Yes, I'm back.Copy !req
402. And what I have been up to is,Copy !req
403. I just had the world's
most productive panic attack.Copy !req
404. Okay. Cool!Copy !req
405. Tuttle, what do you have
going on, my friend?Copy !req
406. Your opinion of me
is none of my business.Copy !req
407. Who are you?Copy !req
408. - I know you want my bowl.
- I don't want your bowl.Copy !req
409. It's really something,Copy !req
410. it's very me and you can't have it.Copy !req
411. I need it!
I'll give you a million dollars for it.Copy !req
412. Uh...Copy !req
413. - No.
- I'll make you a bowl.Copy !req