1. Stan, James had me
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3. James is
our mailman, hon.
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4. I'm home alone a lot.
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5. Sometimes,
I pretend we're old friends
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6. when he's putting mail
in the — you know, the thing.
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7. A fun fact about James —
I made up his name.
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8. Oh, I guess
I've never really thought about
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10. Whenever you're not here, she'll
walk straight up to a wall
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11. and stand there,
Blair Witch style.
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12. It is messed up,
Stan.
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13. The notice is from
my father's storage unit.
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14. It's going to auction
unless I claim it.
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15. Awesome!
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16. A whole garage full
of Grandpa's stuff!
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17. Not awesome, Steve.
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18. Grandpa Jack's
a criminal.
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19. Most of that stuff's stolen,
no doubt.
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20. And all of it's tainted.
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21. I forbid anyone from going
near that unit, including me.
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22. I forbid myself.
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23. Damn!
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24. Now, I want all of you to forget
about the notice.
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25. In fact, let's sit here
in silence
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26. until Grandpa's unit
is erased from our memories.
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27. No can do, Stan.
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28. I've been in way too many
steam rooms with Jack
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29. to forget that unit.
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30. Me and the other spa rats
used to call him "Tall Boy"
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31. because he'd
always be drinking tall boys
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32. while he steamed up
that thermos-sized hog.
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33. I really hope there's
a Darryl Strawberry rookie card
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35. Sorry, Klaus, even if we found
a Rebecca Lobo rookie card,
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36. I'd leave it there.
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37. Dad would be so angry
if he found out about this.
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38. I just want to learn
a little bit more about Grandpa.
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39. You'd take the Lobo.
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40. I'd have to.
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41. Oh, looks like it's
that one over there.
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42. What's up, dick-a-loos?
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43. Roger?
What are you doing here?
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44. Just Storage War'd the crap out
of this auction.
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45. I went all-in.
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46. Had a really good feeling
about this bad boy.
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47. About to find out
what my 800 bones got me.
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48. Oh, shit,
it's all doll heads!
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49. I don't need these. I already
have a bunch of doll heads.
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50. I keep them down in a storage
unit I quit paying for.
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51. Figured some sucker would buy it
at auction.
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52. Damn it, this is my unit!
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53. Which means...
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54. My bumper-pool table!
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55. Hey, guys,
where ya going?
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56. I'm starting
a thing here!
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57. Whoa!
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58. Grandpa had a garbage truck?
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59. Steve, did you notice there
wasn't one black doll head?
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60. Aah!
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61. Mmm.
Cake does taste better outside.
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62. I told him not to go
to that unit.
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63. My cake!
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64. Out of the truck, now!
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65. But I'm a fish, Stan —
I'm so high up.
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66. I need assistance.
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67. This thing's going back
in storage.
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68. Why?
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69. I told you not to go there,
and you disobeyed me.
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70. You're already being corrupted
by your grandpa.
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71. God, I've always wanted to drive
one of these.
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72. This is so cool —
eating cake outside
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73. and then driving
a garbage truck.
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74. What an amazing day!
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75. Hey, Rog, is it cool if I play
a little bumper pool?
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76. Oh, cute.
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77. You want to play
bumper pool.
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78. Yeah, that's...
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79. what you do —
play it.
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80. You're so stupid, I can't even
look at your face right now.
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81. But go ahead, have at it.
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82. Rail, bumper, bumper, rail,
bumper, hole.
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83. Shatter.
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84. Good golly,
she's a natural.
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85. She could beat
South Dakota Slim.
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86. South Dakota who?
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87. South Dakota Slim — the best
bumper pool player in the world.
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88. And you've got what it takes
to take him down.
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89. Wow!
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90. You really think
I got what it takes?
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91. I just said that.
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92. Anyway, I'm taking you
on the bumper-pool circuit!
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93. By the time I'm done with you,
you'll be...
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94. pool as a pupumber.
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95. I instantly realized
that didn't work.
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96. Hey, Smith & Son is back!
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97. Smith & Son!
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98. Get a job, dumb-ass!
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99. Waste removal!
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100. Yeah, Smith & Son!
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101. Dad, see them?
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102. They're — They're all
looking at us.
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103. Rude.
Grab the wheel.
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104. These looky-loos are about
to lose a staring contest.
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105. You blinked!
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106. Smith & Son!
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107. Get a job, dumb-ass!
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108. That's right, son,
we're garbage men.
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109. Now stop spying on me
in my mirrors.
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110. Dad,
are you okay?
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111. I'm better than okay.
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112. I just had a good memory
of my father —
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113. a time when he was an honest,
hard working garbage man.
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114. See, the truck's not so bad.
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115. I found the old route list
while you were driving
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116. with your eyes closed.
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117. What do you say we
give it a whirl?
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118. What the hell —
for old time's sake.
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119. And for new time's sake.
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120. Is that a song?
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121. It could be.
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122. This is it.
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123. Don't you want to
collect some trash?
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124. It's a two-man job,
Steve.
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125. Little man gets the trash,
big man works the lever.
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126. Ooh, I want to
pull the le—
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127. I'm the lever guy!
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128. You remind me
of Jack Smith.
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129. Snuck up on me.
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130. Your voice, uh,
maybe not so much.
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131. Jack's my grandpop.
I'm Steve.
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132. Enzo Pierotti.
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133. It pleases me that Smith & Son
is back in business.
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134. We've been using my son
to do our runs.
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135. Your runs?
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136. Tony!
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137. 'Buca?
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138. No, Tony,
not time for sambuca.
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139. Time for accordion.
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140. My son was training
for the Olympics,
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141. but now he's just
an alcoholic.
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142. So, that's why he's doing
all the jumping.
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143. Ooh, can you play
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"?
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144. Oh, I don't play
these things.
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145. Drop this
at Chiang's Chop Suey.
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146. They'll be expecting you.
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147. Is this illegal?
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148. Just do as your grandpa did —
less questions, the better,
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what to order from Chiang's.
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150. My answer — the suey.
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151. Can I pull
the lever, Steve?
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152. I'm itching for it!
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153. Hit it!
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154. Mwah! Mwah!
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155. Damn, Steve.
Two kisses.
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156. That guy's into you.
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157. Um, Dad, maybe we should
return the truck
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158. and forget all about
this garbage stuff.
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159. That guy back there
gave me an accordion —
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160. What a great memory
for you.
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161. This is bringing a lot of
memories back for me, too.
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162. Thank you, Steve.
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163. You've helped remind me
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164. that there was a good side
to my father.
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165. So, next up...
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166. Chiang's Chop Suey.
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167. Chiang's!
I loved that place as a kid.
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with the waiters
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their thick Chinese accents.
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170. Yep, I was a real
racist little shit.
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171. Besides serving up
killer chop suey,
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172. Chiang's served me
two sacks of fortune cookies
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173. filled with cocaine.
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174. Whoa. You better let me test it,
make sure it's real yayo.
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175. Klaus,
you're in recovery.
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176. For sure, yeah.
I was just testing you.
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177. You're my rock, bro.
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178. If I could grind you up
and snort you, I would.
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179. So, then, I had to
take the "cookies"
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labeled "hangers,"
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182. which I then took
straight to the dump.
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183. It sounds like you've got
quite the racket going.
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184. What's the problem?
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185. The problem's that
my dad thinks it's legit.
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186. If he finds out the truth
about Grandpa's business,
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188. Why don't you just
go clean?
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189. I can't.
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190. Our truck is ancient.
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191. It can't compete
in the legit garbage world.
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192. But if I can
put together enough scratch,
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193. I can buy one of these.
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194. The Sidewinder XTR?
You know it?
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195. Steve, I have a poster
of the same one,
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197. Oh, forest green
would be nice.
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198. This baby has automated arms,
dual steering.
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199. Steve, I'm still making payments
on my poster of the XTR.
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200. How are you going to buy
a real one?
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201. All I need to do is move
accordions and fortune cookies
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202. for a bit longer,
and Smith & Son can go clean.
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203. Hold on a minute.
Where?
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204. Where do you have
a poster?
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205. You don't have a room.
I...
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in that little alcove
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207. between the kitchen
and the garage.
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208. I've come to think of it
as my room.
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209. It's coming down.
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210. Honestly, Klaus, who the hell
do you think you are?
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211. You know you're not supposed to
put anything up on our walls.
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212. Mmm.
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213. The way the dashboard
and windshield
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with the sausage...
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215. We should call them
"dash browns."
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216. You just think of that?
Just now.
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217. You're getting better.
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218. Really?
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219. Yes.
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220. So, are you enjoying
spending time with your old man?
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221. What's not to enjoy?
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222. Steve, check out this new
spin-kick I learned.
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223. Is that...?
Thin Lizzy, man.
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224. Just needs drums.
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225. Roger,
where are you taking me?
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226. To the center
of the bumper-pool universe.
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227. Prepare yourself.
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228. This is just
a bunch of kids.
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229. Poor kids.
That's who's best at bumping.
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230. Their parents work all day,
so they hang out here,
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231. honing their rec-center
gaming skills
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232. until it's time for chopped up
hot dogs and canned green beans.
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233. But the real action happens
in the back.
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234. Hi!
- Nope, get out.
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235. Yep,
this is the place.
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236. That gentleman was nice enough
to remind me
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237. I'm not allowed back there
until I settle my debts.
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238. But you go beat
everyone in there,
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239. you'll get
South Dakota Slim's attention.
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240. Man, suddenly, I'm,
like, really nervous.
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241. I-I don't think
I can do it.
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242. Sounds like you need
a pep talk.
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243. South Dakota Slim!
South Dakota Slim!
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244. South Dakota Slim!
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245. South Dakota Slim!
South Dakota Slim!
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246. South Dakota Slim!
South Dakota Slim!
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247. South Dakota —
South Dakota Slim!
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248. Let's get him!
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249. Uh, Dad, I was thinking,
why don't we swing by Chiang's
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250. and grab some grub
for the fam?
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251. Don't got to
twist my arm.
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252. Seat-belt check.
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253. Oh, dang —
free fortune.
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254. It can't be.
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255. They wouldn't.
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256. It's cocaine!
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257. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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258. Steve...
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259. what have you done?
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260. Got it.
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261. Sorry, Lenny,
but this game is over.
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262. Keep it.
Consider Roger paid up.
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263. What?
What?
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264. Whoa, magic stick?
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265. No, it screws in.
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266. It's — It's got
a thread, see?
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267. Huh. Just screws in
like a light bulb.
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268. Roger!
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269. Aah!
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270. What?
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271. Cripes, they forgot
the chopsticks.
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272. It won't feel
authentic.
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273. How am I supposed to eat
my moo shu pizza?
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274. Dad, bit of a moo shu fiasco
over here.
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275. Let's talk
damage control.
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276. What are we doing here?
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277. This is why we're here.
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278. What was that?
Damn it, you know what!
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279. I found it
in a fortune cookie!
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280. Dad, I-I can explain.
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281. When did this start?
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282. 30 years ago!
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283. So, you've been lying
to your old man for 30 years?
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284. No!
It was Grandpa's racket!
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285. But you were so happy,
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286. I didn't want to ruin the one
good memory you had with him.
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287. I knew it!
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288. My dad was crooked,
and now he's corrupted my son!
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289. But, Dad, it —
it was only temporary!
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290. With this last delivery, now
we have the money to go legit.
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291. More lies from Steve,
the lie boy!
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292. Why?
Why didn't you tell me?
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293. Did you think
I couldn't handle it?
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294. Get out!
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295. Smith & Son is over.
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296. Dad, you shouldn't be in there
with the engine running.
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297. Just poke some holes in the door
and get the hell out of here.
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298. Steve, it was wrong,
what you did.
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299. But I realize you were trying
to protect me.
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300. I just wish you had
been honest with me.
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301. Steve?
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302. Oh, shit,
it's all doll heads!
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303. He's going for the truck.
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304. Truck's still here?
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305. I'll show my dad.
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306. With my new truck,
the only thing criminal
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307. about this operation is how
gosh-darn efficient it'll be.
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308. What the hell's he doing?
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309. Not on my watch.
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310. Klaus,
what's going on in here?
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311. Stan, I'm a member
of this famil—
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312. aggh!
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313. Oh, my God.
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314. Hayley,
this is it —
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315. South Dakota Slim's
unfinished basement!
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316. The Madison Square Garden
of bumper pool.
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317. You're gonna get
to play him.
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318. Here he comes.
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319. Why is he wearing
roller bl...
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320. You're South Dakota Slim?
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321. Yep. Or, as my mom calls me,
"Justin."
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322. Hayley, wait!
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323. Where you going?
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324. My thing's
coming to a big finish!
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325. Bite me, Roger!
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326. Hayley,
come back here!
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327. No one walks out on
South Dakota Slim!
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328. You hear me?
No one walks—
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329. Ouch!
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330. Justin's Mom:
Justin Delano Hemingway,
what the hell was that noise?
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331. Nothing.
Well, wash up for dinner.
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332. And you'd better not be wearing
your father's roller blades.
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333. I just put new wheels
on those blades,
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334. and if they're not still
super-fast when he comes home...
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335. He hasn't been home
for three years.
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336. He's coming home!
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337. He's closing a big deal,
that's all!
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338. He's a very important man!
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339. Where do you think
you're going?
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340. I'm going to find Dad.
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341. I'm back, baby.
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342. Oh, I knew you'd come home!
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343. And I closed the big deal.
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344. Trying to
go legit, my ass.
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345. More like "2 Legit...
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346. 2 Quit" crime.
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347. I'm going clean,
Mr. Pierotti.
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like my new rig,
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like, no more drugs and stuff.
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352. 'Buca?
Yes, Tony.
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353. Now is a great time
for 'buca.
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354. You rascals have one for me.
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355. Of course. You got
an honest business to run.
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356. Get out of here.
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357. He didn't take the money.
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358. Frame him
at the dump, capisce?
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359. 'Buca, 'buca, 'buca!
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360. 'Buca!
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361. You and I knew
they'd never let him out.
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362. Huh.
That 'Buca is quite an athlete.
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363. Is his name "'Buca"?
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364. 'Buca!
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money was going to petunias,
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371. Hell of a throw, 'Buca.
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you haven't mastered?
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his name is 'Buca.
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374. Oh, God, they're gonna
search his truck!
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375. A Sidewinder XTR.
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376. Yep.
About to pop her dump cherry.
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377. That's disgusting, man.
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378. We're just gonna have
a quick look in the back,
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can be on your way.
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380. Dad, what the hell?
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382. You were about
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383. So what?
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Garbage Company clean.
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385. I got to get there
before them.
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386. It's time for the ultimate
seat-belt check.
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387. Oh, my God!
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389. Of course I am.
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390. I knew the dash browns
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393. Because I had to tell you.
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a "lie boy."
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my father's a bad seed,
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can ever come from him.
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398. But don't you see, something
good did come from Grandpa —
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401. And I'll never be anything
like him with you around.
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402. Oh, my God.
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403. I guess something good
can come from a bad seed.
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of my face this whole time —
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about you, Steve.
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Stan.
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413. And now
Stan has to save his son.
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414. Holy moly!
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415. T-They'll put me away
for this!
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416. Relax, son,
they got no evidence.
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417. What are you
talking about?
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418. The whole truck
is full of —
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421. Hold...
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422. We should have jumped
back there!
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423. Smarter.
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424. Whoa.
Totally.
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425. How do we
get out of here?
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426. Easy — sit here at the landfill
until they cover it over
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427. and turn it
into a golf course.
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428. Then we'll caddy
for the rich fat cats,
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429. save up our tip money
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430. to pay the entrance fee
to the big tournament,
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at the 18th hole,
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432. then take our prize money
straight to a car dealership,
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medium-priced sedan,
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434. and drive the puppy
straight to our home and family.
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435. Or we could call a cab,
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436. which will take us
to the Langley Zoo,
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437. where we'll slowly
win the trust
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named Franklin.
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440. I think this methane gas
is giving us the crazies.
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441. Let's rest up
and gather our senses.
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442. Bye-bye.
See you soon.
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