1. Everything can go
in the bedroom. Thank you.
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I'm checked in.
It's room 3405,
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- Okay.
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4. Mom, how much
does this room cost?
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a book deal with me,
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that seemed kind of interested,
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a tabloid, which is good.
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that they wanted you
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my version of the story,
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telling it.
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write it with Andrew Morton.
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Princess Diana's book with her.
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- That book was the...
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people see her side of it all.
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for these lawyers.
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subsection four of the grounds,
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27. - So?
- So, you're doing grounds
for impeachment.
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28. - Paul and I are doing
the full narrative.
- Right here.
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for a physical reason,
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oral sex on him."
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into his intent to arouse.
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- You're assuming
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be reading it in order.
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that I took Clinton
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from you.
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even in the report?
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have anything
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with the intent to arouse?
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46. - Shut up, Mikey. Emmick
- You are such a commie.
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- Hey.
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We don't have time.
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50. Boys and girls, this is it.
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inevitably come to nothing.
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to kill your faith,
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your fortitude.
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irrefutably true.
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is above the law.
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68. That's good.
Thank you, sir.
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how the Democrats felt
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I'll meet you down there.
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73. I'll-I'll see you down there.
I'll be right back.
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74. - Hurry up!
- All right.
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75. - Myers.
- Yeah, it's me.
Our report is done.
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less than five minutes.
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77. - What?
- Yeah.
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78. Call New York. Tell them
to put Brokaw on a desk.
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and a producer.
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Ken Starr's report being done?
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to the Capitol.
- W-What, today?
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- Now?
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- Betty. It's David.
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got a heads-up?
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and try to get
some answers for you.
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what is unfolding.
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David Kendall.
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- I just got a call from NBC
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is on its way.
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- To the Capitol, sir.
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Open up the back. Come on.
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into the minivan.
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and the sergeant at arms
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the arrival of the report
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is the Capitol Police...
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110. How fast can we get our hands
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She's dating Lindsey Graham now.
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is easy, right? Huh?
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- We still don't have a copy.
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121. Here we go.
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Xerox copies of this report.
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you should know,
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if you want to get the report
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this is our Internet address.
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a special broadcast...
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on this CBS station,
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uh, of the Starr Report
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Wait, what is it? What?
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- Holy shit.
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- Page 174,
"He put a cigar in her..."
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so you can scan that over?
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- Not yet.
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it's-it's just a white page.
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um, an hourglass,
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- It's trying to load, Mom.
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are having trouble
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on their computers, too.
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just ask a resident?
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- What does it say?
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I'm at the table of contents.
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considerable detail,
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one passage...
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to tell Dad not to read this.
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Don't look at it.
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- I'm sure it doesn't say that.
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into Miss Lewinsky's vagina,
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and said, 'It tastes good.'"
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- No.
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to U.S. Congress.
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"When I was working there
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we'd start in the back,
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friends and staff,
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which category that would be i.
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complaining, uh, that
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bad treatment from Monica...
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noticed stains on the garment
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from her closet.
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president's, uh, bodily fluid.
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where any of this happened.
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all this detail?
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the president took a phone cal,
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another office where, uh,
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oral sex on the president.
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I may go down a little...
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is down. We're doing everything
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I don't understand
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- No, I have this tone, sir,
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to host a political news site,
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running, even in the middle
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news story of our lives!
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saying it's not updating
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- No, I don't want you to post.
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I need to post!
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Fix it!
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quickly and went out.
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visibly aroused." Uh...
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it's not loading.
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- Try the Library
of Congress site.
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for an hour.
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- I loaded the file.
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Let's see.
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I need to see.
- Shut up.
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- Oh, my God.
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"Ms. Lewinsky's Frustrations"?
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Okay, finally, on page 154.
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but it is spectacular.
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Do you have them?
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the word "impeachment" appears
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"semen" 19 times,
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the scene here at the Capitol
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and Monica Lewinsky.
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allegedly played
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and Monica Lewinsky.
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on three or four occasions
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as she orgasmed.
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- I need to take a shower.
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nobody's gonna read this
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in a trailer park,
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- It's too humiliating.
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He's done.
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- I've read it.
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what they are arguing
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in a minor lawsuit
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to Paula Jones herself.
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would find that impeachable.
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They were always going to.
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back into me.
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Semmes, Bowen & Semmes.
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- Thank you.
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emails to Ken Bacon,
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station at the Pentagon.
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contacting him.
- I know he won't reply,
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create a paper trail.
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that you don't think it wise
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- L-Linda, stop.
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in Maryland.
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an indictment against you
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from prosecution.
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federal immunity and not state.
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how to put this nicely,
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tapings is a very popular idea.
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because I have immunity,
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for the possibility of a trial.
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- I'm being locked out of my job.
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without being sneered at.
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on all of my locks on my doors
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awake in bed, terrified,
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where I live.
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to protect a person like me,
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to an unceasing nightmare
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for President Clinton
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swell in the House.
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a revenge campaign
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we will not stand idly by
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- Ugh, I need to wake up.
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for wisdom in your life?
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you with answers and advice.
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or the career you deserve.
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and I will inform you
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Satisfaction guaranteed.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Psychic Friends Network.
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from taking the right path?
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drinking, girl?
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- Shh! Shh!
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Hey, Paula, you seen
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five minutes, I get nothing.
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He's got nothing to send.
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I got to thinking,
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- Mama, no one's gonna
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418. I can't even get a job
at the Pizza Hut on Center
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419. 'cause they said
that I would distract
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420. the customers and the clientele.
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421. Honey, you can always stay here
as long as you need.
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422. Can't she?
I want you both here.
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423. Now, come on.
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424. Come out with us, baby.
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425. - It'll be fun. Okay.
- It's okay.
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426. All right.
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427. - Mom...
- Don't... Go do it.
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428. Don't let Grandma smash you.
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429. Oh, my God.
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430. Monica.
- Plato, are you watching?
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431. They're about to release them.
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432. We've been through this.
We had no way to stop it.
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433. Yes, I know, I-I thought...
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434. I just thought that you could
just call Kenneth Starr, okay?
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435. And you could tell him that
I have to release a statement
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436. because I have to say
how sorry I am about all this,
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437. and that I'm-I'm sorry, Hillary,
and I'm sorry to Chelsea.
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438. - Okay? Please.
- Monica, you're under
a gag order.
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439. You do not understand
how bad these tapes are.
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440. Okay?
And this is the first time
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441. that the public's
gonna hear my voice. I...
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442. - I understand.
- I just want to say
two sentences.
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443. That's it.
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444. I know, but Starr
will never allow it.
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445. Not until after you testify.
I'm sorry.
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446. - Barb, I'm just gonna
stay in today.
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447. Hi.
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448. - Actually not Barb.
- Oh, my God!
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449. How have you been?
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450. It's crazy, I never hear
anything about you.
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451. How are you here?
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452. I heard they might be playing
the tapes today,
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453. so I thought I'd get on a plane
and come distract you.
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454. Cat, that's...
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455. Um...
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456. - Jesus Christ.
- It's just Estazolam.
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457. Don't worry,
I was gonna sleep through it.
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458. This isn't my first day
like today,
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459. - and I've learned to plan ahead.
- Oh.
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460. Well, I had
a different plan.
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461. What?
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462. Okay, I think we have
our first tape queued up
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463. and ready to go here.
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464. A conversation
between Monica Lewinsky
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465. and Linda Tripp
concerning various topics.
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466. Let's listen.
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467. Any news on the job front?
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468. Ugh. No, but I just
got back from the mall,
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469. and I bought you a mixtape
to kick-start your workout pla.
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470. I think you'll like it, 'cause
it's songs for your generation.
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471. What songs?
"Heard It
Through the Grapevine."
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472. Okay.
"Stop!
In the Name of Love."
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473. - Do Like any of those songs?
No, Monica. I don't.
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474. Did you read it?
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475. Of course not.
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476. Well, that makes, uh, you
and my dad out of six billion.
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477. At least you helped
the whole world
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478. learn how to use the Internet.
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479. Not really how I wanted
to contribute to society.
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480. Okay.
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481. It's not all you'll do in life.
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482. Oh, really? What do you see
for me? I'm gonna...
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483. what, open a school
for troubled children, or...
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484. - Sure.
- Hi, I'm Monica Lewinsky.
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485. - I'm gonna teach your kids now.
- Why not?
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486. Okay.
Hi, I'm Monica Lewinsky,
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487. and today we're gonna learn
about the great men
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488. that have served as President
of the United States.
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489. And who better to speak to that?
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490. - You're wrong.
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491. That's not nice.
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492. - Oh, God, I haven't
laughed in a long time.
- Oh.
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493. Look... next year,
you'll be in New York.
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494. We'll be at
some mediocre brunch place,
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495. and you'll be telling me
about some funny date you had.
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496. Yeah, it's gonna
go really well for me.
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497. I just need to find
someone who's been in a...
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498. - a coma for a really long time.
- Stop.
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499. No, you don't get it.
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500. It's that
or it's a long line of guys
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501. that just want to brag
to their friends
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502. that they did everything
that's in the Starr Report.
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503. - You can weed those guys out.
- And be left with what—
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504. a decent person
who wants to start a family?
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505. Yes.
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506. Cat, you're looking at
the best-selling
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507. Halloween costume this year.
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508. - That's who you're
on hike with.
- I know.
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509. Came with a cigar.
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510. I know.
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511. Saw that.
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512. - I bought one for myself.
- What?
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513. Oh, my God.
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514. Look at that.
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515. Wow.
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516. What?
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517. - Nothing.
- Aw.
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518. Had to think about the tapes.
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519. I can't help it.
There're that bad.
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520. They put me in
a conference room,
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521. and I had to sit
and listen to each tape
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522. - and sign that it was me.
- What?
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523. I was so sad at that time,
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524. and she captured
every single second of it.
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525. When I listen to it back,
I mean, it's...
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526. it's so clear she knew
she was taping.
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527. In the moment,
I had no idea, and...
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528. God, the things you say
when you're not even thinking.
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529. I mean, the random shit
that comes out of your mouth
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530. when you're just-just talking,
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531. killing time on the phone
to a friend,
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532. and when I talk about him...
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533. I-I clearly couldn't see
how bad it was at the time
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534. because I did not
recognize myself.
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535. I sound...
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536. so lost and-and obsessed
and desperate.
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537. Totally out of control.
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538. And now everyone
gets to listen to it.
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539. And watch it on TV.
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540. Hey.
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541. It's either moping on this hill,
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542. or making the 1:00
You've Got Mail.
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543. Meg.
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544. - Good answer.
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545. Well, I mean, it...
Look, it's fascinating.
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546. Linda Tripp in that
nasal tone, manipulating
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547. the higher-pitch Monica Lewinsy
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548. Let me just say one thing.
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549. Nobody deserves Linda Tripp.
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550. You know, for the life of me,
I don't understand
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551. how you work with someone
every day,
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552. you look them in the eyes
as a friend,
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553. and then at night you go home
and hit the on button
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554. on your RadioShack
tape recorder.
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555. To me, you do that,
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556. you lose membership
in the human family.
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557. Hey.
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558. You all right?
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559. Yeah.
I am, actually.
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560. All right, so, uh,
in summation...
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561. What Lewinsky might find is
that the public is very fickle,
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562. that men in sex scandals
often get second chances,
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563. and that women rarely do.
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564. Well, can you imagine
your son coming home and sayin,
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565. "I'm going to marry
Monica Lewinsky"?
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566. Is the congressman in?
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567. - He's at a fundraiser.
- I need to show you something.
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568. I'm working on
the impeachment charges.
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569. I've been digging into
the appendices.
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570. My whole life is
Ken Starr's appendices.
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571. - Sounds fun.
- I kept hitting this footnote
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572. about one of
the Paula Jones witnesses.
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573. Jane Doe 5.
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574. She had some kind of messed-up
encounter with Clinton.
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575. - What do you mean, "messed-up"?
- That's just it.
It was confusing.
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576. And the source it pointed to
wasn't anywhere I can find.
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577. Then I realized—
it's in the vault.
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578. This is where they keep
all the sealed evidence.
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579. Shut that.
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580. Jane Doe 5 filed this affidavit
last year,
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581. saying she never had
any encounter with Bill Clinton.
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582. But here is what
she told the FBI this year
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583. when they came
to follow up on it.
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584. Who knows about this?
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585. Juanita,
my name is Richard Perry.
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586. I work with
Congressman Lindsey Graham.
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587. The congressman would
like to have
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588. an informal
phone conversation with you.
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589. Please give us a call back
at 202-555-7893.
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590. Hi, Mike Walker
with the National Enquirer.
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591. I've got a cash offer I would
like to talk to you about.
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592. Give me a buzz back
at 310-555-0122.
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593. Hi, Juanita, this is Lisa Myer.
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594. I'm a reporter with NBC News.
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595. I wonder if
you and I could talk.
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596. The date. Right.
Okay, all right.
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597. Where do I look
when I'm talking?
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598. To me, just like
a normal conversation.
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599. When will we know
when it'll air?
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600. NBC should decide soon.
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601. But don't worry, I won't
let it take you by surprise.
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602. But it'll be before it's
all over, the impeachment?
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603. I have every reason
to believe it will.
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604. Are you ready?
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605. - Okay, we are rolling.
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606. If the impeachment vote
were today,
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607. it would be 204 yeas,
195 nays
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608. and 35 undecided.
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609. - Where is Shays?
- Undecided right now.
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610. Wh... I thought we had him.
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611. A lot of the moderates
are leaning no,
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612. - but they're getting pressure
from the right.
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613. The whole goddamn party
is going insane.
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614. We-we just need to
keep giving them reasons
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615. - to stay in our tent.
- Yeah, I-I'm going crazy
doing nothing.
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616. I feel I should be working
the phones.
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617. Sir, you know you can't do that.
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618. - I-If that got out...
- I do... I have,
uh, one thought.
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619. Some of the undecideds
are in districts
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620. where the first lady
is pretty popular,
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621. and we thought that
if she were to make
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622. a few targeted calls,
it-it might help.
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623. Uh, people, they want
to hear from Hillary.
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624. - Maybe you could
talk to her staff.
- Sure.
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625. - Absolutely, Mr. President,
- Mr. President.
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626. Have you seen the polling?
Hillary's numbers are insane.
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627. God, if you had told me in 1992
she'd ever be this popular,
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628. I'd have thought
you were on crack.
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629. The Vogue shoot is next week.
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630. They want to use
The Roosevelt Room.
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631. Okay, whatever
they think is best.
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632. Ma'am,
Congressman Rangel.
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633. Hey, Charlie,
what can I do for you?
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634. Moynihan's making it official
he's retiring.
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635. There's going to be
an open Senate seat
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636. in the great state of New York.
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637. The whole party here,
all of us—
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638. down to the girl
who gets the coffees—
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639. you're our first choice,
Hillary.
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640. What do you say?
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641. She's good at it.
You ready?
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642. - Oh. Oh, bravo!
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643. So good.
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644. Want to try another one? Okay.
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645. Keep on hitting the pool.
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646. Hello.
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647. Paula? It's Susan.
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648. Oh, my gosh. Susie!
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649. I miss you.
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650. Um, I'm actually...
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651. - I'm coming out there soon.
- Yes, I know.
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652. I also heard who's
bringing you out and what for.
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653. Paula?
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654. This is the worst thing
that you could possibly do.
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655. Many of our friends
are very distraught
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656. over your psychic hotline.
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657. - Oh, you know, that was just
me reading a script.
- No, no, no.
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658. It is against
our religion, Paula.
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659. It deals with the occult,
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660. but I defended you.
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661. I said, "It's not her,
it's a mistake.
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662. Let it go."
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663. But now this?
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664. This I cannot defend.
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665. - I won't.
- Well, you-you don't have to,
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666. because it is just, um,
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667. an interview
about my experience,
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668. um, you know, with the case.
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669. - It is Penthouse magazine.
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670. No, but-but they
said that, um...
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671. They said it was just
a few tasteful photos.
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672. You know, real tasteful.
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673. It is cowardly to lie
to yourself about what this is
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674. and what men
use this magazine for.
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675. Susie.
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676. I have legal problems,
tax problems,
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677. that I don't...
I don't even understand.
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678. Something about my legal fund
being set up all wrong.
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679. - And...
- No, no, no, no. Don't.
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680. Don't try to blame this
on the many generous people
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681. - who have helped you.
- Well, I'm not, I'm not,
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682. but nobody...
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683. nobody is around anymore,
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684. and, um...
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685. I can't get
a job here, so, um...
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686. So I don't...
I don't have a choice.
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687. Of course you have a choice.
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688. Now, you are going to hang up
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689. and call them and tell them
that you are backing out.
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690. I already signed it.
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691. I can't do that.
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692. Susie, I need the money.
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693. Mrs. Clinton.
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694. Yeah, I pinch myself
to get to work
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695. - in all these beautiful houses.
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696. Let's get you up to Teresa.
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697. She takes you through the work.
Come on up.
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698. - I would like you
to sit on the sofa,
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699. - if you don't mind.
- Okay.
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700. Your hair
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701. holds the sexy texture so well.
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702. I know.
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703. Gosh, the past few years,
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704. people have been making me
wear it so flat, but...
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705. I like my hair happy,
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706. and I like to dress
pretty and attractive, and...
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707. I don't know
what's so wrong with that.
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708. Some people try
to make you feel bad
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709. - for looking good.
- Right? I know.
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710. - What do you think?
- Oh, I love it.
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711. Oh, you are so talented.
Thank you so much.
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712. - Gosh, I wish I could do that.
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713. - Can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.
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714. Just between us?
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the President in that room...
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716. you did it, didn't you?
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717. Thank you.
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718. - Is that what she's wearing?
- Yeah.
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719. All right, Paula.
Uh, just relax, relax.
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720. - Put your arms down.
That's good.
Okay.
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721. Good, just open this up
a little bit.
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722. - Uh, lean forward. Good.
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723. Uh, lean forward. Let me see
what that looks like.
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724. Okay, good.
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725. - Can you look right at me?
- Yeah.
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726. Perfect.
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727. Can you put your leg up
on that banister?
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728. - Okay.
- Yeah.
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729. - Now do you knee. Great.
- Okay.
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730. Okay, give me a profile.
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731. All right, we got it.
Let's do the nudes.
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732. Tony, let me talk to you
for a sec.
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733. - Go slay it.
Okay.
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734. Here we go.
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735. - Having fun, Paula?
- Oh, so much fun.
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736. Uh, I'm gonna put you
right up there.
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737. - Okay.
- Oh, Paula, Paula.
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738. Take your top off.
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739. You agreed to the nudes.
Remember?
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740. Uh, right. Yes, um...
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741. Uh, we said they were gonna be
really tasteful, right?
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742. Of course they will be,
sweetheart.
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743. Now can I please see you
without your top on?
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744. - Go ahead.
- Okay.
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745. All the way off.
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746. Great. Good.
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747. Bottoms, too.
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748. - That's great. That's good.
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749. - Good, let me see you smile.
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750. Podesta says
we just lost Castle.
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751. Nine are going with him,
and now Shays is leaning yes.
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752. The fuck is going on?
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753. Do you know a woman
named Juanita Broderick?
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754. - She's a...
- I know who she is.
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755. She was a campaign supporter
in the '70s.
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756. Why are you asking?
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757. She's the reason
we're losing the votes.
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758. Well, that doesn't
make any sense.
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759. You know, the lunatic right
in Little Rock
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760. tried to start a rumor
about me and her years ago.
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761. She said many times
it isn't true.
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762. She said it under oath.
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763. She even came out this year
and said nothing happened
Copy !req
764. - in an affidavit.
- Well, that's the problem.
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765. Apparently,
she told Starr's agents
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766. that affidavit was a lie.
Copy !req
767. Starr put the FBI 302
in with the sealed evidence
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768. that got sent to the Hill.
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769. - What does it say? Be specific.
- We don't have access,
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770. but I have heard from
several people
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771. that it says
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772. that you assaulted her.
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773. She's fucking lying.
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774. You know, they take these women
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775. and they hound 'em
and they scare 'em.
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776. 20 years
they've been working on her
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777. until she finally broke.
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778. It's fucking insane.
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779. And fucking Starr takes
his little poison pill
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780. and puts it in his little box.
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781. He knows what he's doing.
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782. I can't fight a charge
I can't even see.
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783. You know, they-they
create a lie about me
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784. and another lie
and another lie,
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785. and I can't...
I can't even get the truth out,
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786. because if I say anything
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787. then i-it just brings it
more attention.
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788. But when they spread
something like this,
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789. you know, once-once it gets out,
there's nothing you can do.
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790. It never goes away.
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791. It's a lie.
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792. It's another fucking lie.
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793. It's... it's not even a new one.
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794. Well, I know, sir,
but I got to tell you,
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795. Sid says that she is doing
a sit-down with Dateline.
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796. - When?
- We don't know.
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797. But no matter what,
it is tipping the undecideds
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798. to yes on impeachment.
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799. Holy crap, she's here.
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800. - I can't believe
she would show her face.
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801. Ah!
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802. There's a broad
who could use a goddamn drink.
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803. - Hi.
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804. All right, come on,
let's get sauced.
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805. Oh...
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806. So, tell me,
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807. what's it like
to be incredibly notorious?
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808. Well...
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809. The White House and Pentagon
have, uh, deployed
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810. a multipronged strategy
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811. to destroy my career
and my reputation.
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812. And now the state of Maryland
is-is pursuing
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813. an extrajudicial
political prosecution
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814. - against me.
- Jesus.
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815. Clearly, Mrs. Clinton
has made a few calls,
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817. As long as there's
no curiously-timed Mack truck
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818. in my future,
I'll consider myself lucky.
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819. Well, the upside
to being cast as a black cat
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820. in this fiasco is that
you're too famous
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821. to be on their kill list.
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822. Let's hope so.
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823. Listen, I wanted you
to hear this for me first.
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824. Monica's doing a book.
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825. St. Martin's Press, half a mil.
Copy !req
826. That got Andrew Morton
to write it with her,
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827. like he did for Lady Di.
Copy !req
828. That book was a smash.
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829. Diana?
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830. Yeah.
Copy !req
831. - It'll be huge.
- Princess Diana.
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832. You dong the president,
you get the rewards.
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833. Everyone wants to hear
from Monica.
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834. Well...
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835. She finally has the attention
she has always craved.
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836. I bet she is
absolutely loving this.
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837. Look, I can make a few calls,
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838. see if one of the small
conservative presses might bite,
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839. but the truth is...
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840. the truth is the Starr Report's
already put all the goods out
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841. on the avenue,
the market's gone soft,
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842. and with Monica...
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843. This was never
about a book for me.
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844. All right.
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845. But you can't say
we didn't have fun.
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846. Mmm. God, I'll miss the Clintons
when they go.
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847. They were great for books.
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848. Come on,
let's go make the rounds.
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849. No, all right, well,
then I'll take care of it.
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850. - I mean, we just need to...
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851. Got to drop our stuff...
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852. - Yes, please, please. Can we?
- Yes.
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853. Excuse me. Do you know, uh,
is the restaurant here any good?
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854. Oh, uh, yes, very classic.
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855. - Their Cobb salad is famous.
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856. Are you Linda Tripp?
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857. You did a hideous thing.
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858. Well said.
What?
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859. What's going on?
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860. I'm just planning my day
for tomorrow.
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861. NSA briefing in the morning.
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862. Lunch with Podesta.
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863. Impeached in the afternoon.
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864. Then I'll face the country.
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865. History will savage them, Bill.
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866. That's fine.
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867. I just don't know
what we do right now.
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868. we keep fighting.
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869. We're not done.
Not even close.
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870. Here is Dan Rather.
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871. Good day,
from the nation's capital,
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872. on a solemn and pivotal day
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873. for the president, for
the Congress and the country.
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874. They're voting on Article I.
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875. Charging the president with
perjury before a grand jury.
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876. I think what you may be seeing
is Democrats leaving the chambr
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877. to go out to the front steps
of the House.
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878. They intend to stay out
for just a short period of tim.
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879. On this vote,
the yeas are 228,
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880. the nays are 206.
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881. - Article I is adopted.
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882. This is
how history will change—
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883. with the sound of laughter
in the background.
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884. William Jefferson Clinton
has been impeached
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885. by the House of Representatives
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886. on at least one article.
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887. This guarantees
that this will go to the Senat.
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888. Want to hear a joke?
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889. There's this guy
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890. caught on a cliff in a storm.
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891. Wind and rain raging.
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892. He's trying
to hold on to a branch.
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893. It's about
to slip out of his hands.
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894. He's about to fall.
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895. He looks up and he says,
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896. "Why me, God?"
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897. And God looks down on him
and says...
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898. "I just don't like you."
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899. Matt Drudge here, Fox News,
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900. somewhere in midtown Manhattan.
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901. NBC bigwigs at war
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902. over their Juanita Broaddrick
interview.
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903. Monica back in D.C. to testify
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904. and Paula Jones in Penthouse.
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905. Joining me here to talk
about all this at the desk
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906. is Ann Coulter, author
of High Crimes and Misdemeano.
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907. Ann, what's your take
on all this?
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908. Um, let me just say,
Juanita Broaddrick
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909. is very credible,
but even worse than that
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910. is Paula Jones.
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911. I'm deeply, pathetically
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912. despondent over what she's done.
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913. I mean, she was our Rosa Parks.
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914. She was the hero in
"a David and Goliath" conflict.
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915. She used to have dignity
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916. and nobility
and tremendous courage.
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917. And now?
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918. Turns out she's just the trailer
park trash they said she was.
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919. - Oh.
Did you like my set?
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920. I told them Dragnet
meets Star Trek.
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921. It's very fun.
It's so unusual.
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922. How do you think I'm doing?
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923. You're so good
at sitting still out there.
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924. Oh, takes practice.
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925. You'll do it.
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926. That's what Roger Ailes
just said.
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927. It takes time.
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928. When does this air again?
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929. Saturday night at 9:00.
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930. Oh, well, that's a great time
for a news show.
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931. God.
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932. what about you? Would you ever
want to do your own show?
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933. I was told
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934. I would get
too many FCC violations.
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935. Oh, well, I'm not
crying for you,
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936. - Ms. New York Times Best Seller.
- Oh.
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937. You know, I'm doing
a segment on this moment.
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938. What do you mean?
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939. Our moment.
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940. It's the dawn
of a new conservative era.
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941. Can't argue,
we're all in demand.
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942. Even Ingraham.
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943. But, Drudge,
the sitting president
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944. of the United States is a felon.
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945. We exposed him— you, me,
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946. Conway... Starr exposed
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947. more disgusting detail
than we even knew existed.
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948. But if he ran
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949. for a third term today,
he'd win.
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950. Hillary, a walking void
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951. of charisma,
a sentient bag of ice chips
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952. is-is so popular right now.
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953. She's going to be in the Senate.
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954. We showed this country exactly
who they are and they said,
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955. "Yes, please,
could we have some more?"
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956. They're who America
want in power.
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957. Not us.
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958. Oh, I don't know
if it's all that bleak.
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959. The head of our justice system
lied under oath
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960. and got off scot-free.
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961. We have no rule of law anymore.
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962. But sure, Drudge, don't worry,
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963. our side is going to run
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964. the stupidest Bush
for president.
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965. Oh, and the impotent GOP
is calling
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966. on our secret weapon
for the thousandth time.
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967. I cannot believe they're
calling her in again.
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968. She must hate it.
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969. Oh, she'll be fine.
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970. If there's one thing
we know she loves,
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971. it's being in a room
with old men.
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972. It's true.
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973. It'll be three Republican
members of congress.
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974. They don't have enough votes
to convict him,
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975. so they're gonna try
to rattle you.
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976. - Have you say
something different than...
- This is my 22nd time
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977. being questioned about this.
I got it.
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978. You signed an affidavit
stating you never
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979. had sexual relations
with the president.
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980. Was that untrue?
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981. Yes, it was, as I stated
in my prior testimony.
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982. So do you believe it was
in President Clinton's
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983. best interest for you to lie
on that affidavit?
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984. I don't really feel comfortable
speaking what he believed
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985. to be in his best interest.
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986. Well, it certainly wasn't
in your own best interest.
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987. No, actually it was.
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988. Why w... why would it be
in your best interest
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989. to file a false affidavit?
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990. 'Cause I was trying to avoid
testifying in public
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991. about a personal relationship
like I'm doing right now.
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992. Can we move along here?
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993. I'm paying my lawyers umpteen
thousand dollars an hour.
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994. It's coming out of my pocket.
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995. Please, can we
get this over with?
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996. Miss Lewinsky, Miss Lewinsky.
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997. The, uh, president
wanted us to relay
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998. a message to you on his behalf.
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999. We just wanted to express
how sorry he is
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1000. for everything
that you've been through.
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1001. Is that it?
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1002. Uh, well, Charles and I
are also very sorry
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1003. for-for everything
that you've experienced.
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1004. Yes.
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1005. Indeed.
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1006. Thank you.
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1007. Fellas.
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1008. An acquittal is
virtually assured
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1009. on both of the two counts...
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1010. So there's no confusion,
acquittal for the president
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1011. on both of the charges
now seemed assured.
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1012. The first charge, perjury,
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1013. seems destined not to get
even a simple majority.
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1014. Can't believe this.
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1015. It's so fucking gross.
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1016. Language.
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1017. It doesn't make any sense.
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1018. It was always
gonna end this way.
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1019. You said that he was gonna
have to resign.
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1020. Well, I got caught up
in the dramatics
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1021. - of the whole scenario.
- Okay, so that's it, then?
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1022. - The lesson here is
that you should've just lied.
- No.
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1023. That's not the lesson.
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1024. You know why
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1025. I never told you
about my father?
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1026. Because I didn't want to let
my child know how completely
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1027. fantastic life tends
to turn out for liars.
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1028. Of course, as a kid, I didn't
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1029. realize what he was.
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1030. I worshipped him.
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1031. He was an incredibly strict man.
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1032. He was sort of a... avatar
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1033. of moral certitude.
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1034. And then one day,
when I was a teenager,
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1035. he announced he was...
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1036. Walking out of our family.
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1037. To be with a woman
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1038. he met at the school.
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1039. I mean, I begged him to stay.
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1040. I knew it was pathetic.
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1041. I offered him my room.
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1042. He didn't care.
Copy !req
1043. He got in his car
and drove away.
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1044. But...
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1045. that wasn't the worst of it.
Because after he left,
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1046. the truth came out.
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1047. For years— my entire life—
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1048. he'd been having affairs
with women
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1049. all over Morris County.
Copy !req
1050. And everyone had known.
Copy !req
1051. The kids at school,
all the neighbors, everyone.
Copy !req
1052. It was so humiliating.
And my mother...
Copy !req
1053. She barely survived that.
Copy !req
1054. Why didn't anyone tell her?
Copy !req
1055. Because they liked him.
Copy !req
1056. They liked him
more than her or me.
Copy !req
1057. He was a cheater.
Copy !req
1058. He was a liar.
Copy !req
1059. And nobody held it against him.
Copy !req
1060. That's the truth.
Copy !req
1061. Men like that.
Copy !req
1062. Men like Bill Clinton—
they ruin lives.
Copy !req
1063. And they get away with it.
Copy !req
1064. They just do.
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1065. God.
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1066. "Congratulations,
you've been accepted
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1067. into the White House
internship program."
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1068. - Oh, honey.
- I'm fine.
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1069. I honestly cannot stop
thinking about that apology
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1070. his lawyer said was from him.
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1071. He's sorry for all
that you've been through? I...
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1072. That's something
that you say to a coworker
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1073. who's having a tough month,
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1074. one that you're
not even that close to.
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1075. I would have done anything
to protect him.
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1076. I did.
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1077. Because that's
how much he meant to me.
Copy !req
1078. But him?
Every single chance
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1079. that he had to help me,
he-he chose to do nothing.
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1080. When I got that subpoena, he...
Copy !req
1081. he could have said,
"Monica, don't lie.
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1082. Don't break the law.
Don't do that for me."
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1083. And that-and that first week,
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1084. when this all came out
and everyone was saying
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1085. that I was a stalker
and that I was making it all up,
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1086. he just...
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1087. he just sat there
a-and let them.
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1088. He could have stopped this
at any time.
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1089. She is known as Jane Doe #5,
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1090. but tonight, we can reveal her
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1091. as 56-year-old
Juanita Broaddrick.
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1092. She met Bill Clinton in 1978.
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1093. He invited her
to drop by his campaign office
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1094. in Little Rock.
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1095. - Did you like him?
Yes.
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1096. I became a supporter.
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1097. And he told me
if I was ever in Little Rock
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1098. to come down
to the campaign office.
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1099. So, next time I was there,
I did,
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1100. and we made a plan
to meet for coffee
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1101. and talk about
state reimbursements
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1102. to nursing homes.
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1103. But Broaddrick says
when Clinton arrived,
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1104. Clinton asked to meet
in her hotel room.
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1105. Did you have any qualms
about that?
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1106. I was a little uneasy.
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1107. But I didn't feel any...
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1108. any sense of danger.
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1109. But then
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1110. we were talking in my room,
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1111. and all of a sudden,
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1112. he sort of turned me around
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1113. and started kissing me.
Copy !req
1114. That was a real shock.
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1115. What did you do?
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1116. I-I pushed him away at first.
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1117. I just told him,
"Please don't do that."
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1118. And he said,
Copy !req
1119. "Well, did you not know
why I was coming up here?"
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1120. And then what happened?
Copy !req
1121. Then he tries to kiss me again.
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1122. And the second time
he tries to kiss me,
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1123. he starts... biting.
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1124. On my lip.
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1125. I... Just...
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1126. I try to pull away from him,
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1127. and then he forces me down
on the bed.
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1128. And I just was...
Copy !req
1129. very frightened.
Copy !req
1130. And I tried to pull away
from him.
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1131. I tried to get away,
Copy !req
1132. and I told him no.
Copy !req
1133. That this was not something
that I wanted to happen,
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1134. and he just didn't listen to me.
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1135. Did you resist?
Copy !req
1136. Did you tell him to stop?
Copy !req
1137. Yes, I told him,
"Please, don't."
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1138. But he... was just
a different person.
Copy !req
1139. He was just a...
Copy !req
1140. vicious, awful person.
Copy !req
1141. Then everything was over with,
Copy !req
1142. and he got up
and straightened himself,
Copy !req
1143. and I was crying and...
Copy !req
1144. He walks to the door
Copy !req
1145. and just calmly puts on
his sunglasses.
Copy !req
1146. Before he goes out, he says,
Copy !req
1147. "Better get some ice on that."
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1148. So, you're saying
that Bill Clinton
Copy !req
1149. sexually assaulted you?
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1150. - That he raped you?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1151. Ugh, God, another Clinton woman.
Copy !req
1152. Aren't the Grammys on?
Copy !req
1153. Oh, great.
Copy !req
1154. We missed it.
Copy !req
1155. What are you and Val doing
this weekend?
Copy !req
1156. Santana and Rob Thomas
are coming
Copy !req
1157. to the Merriweather
Post Pavilion.
Copy !req
1158. Nice.
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1159. Ms. Tripp.
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1160. I'm awake.
Copy !req
1161. I'm awake. It didn't work.
Copy !req
1162. Oh, no, it's over. All done.
Copy !req
1163. You're in recovery.
Copy !req
1164. We'll move you
to your own room soon.
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1165. I'll be going with you.
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1166. I'm Tina.
I'm your private nurse.
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1167. What?
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1168. We can't afford that.
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1169. Well, I think it's all paid for.
Remember?
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1170. Oh, yeah.
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1171. Lucianne.
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1172. Who's that?
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1173. My literary agent.
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1174. Her friends.
Copy !req
1175. They wanted
to help me look better.
Copy !req
1176. That's so nice.
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1177. Can I have my cigarettes?
Copy !req
1178. Sorry.
Copy !req
1179. - Hi.
You all moved in?
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1180. No. You're such a freak.
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1181. It's been two days.
I kind of like
Copy !req
1182. to take my time.
Find a place for everything.
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1183. You know your book
is everywhere, right?
Copy !req
1184. I know. It's so weird.
Copy !req
1185. - I have a signing later today.
- Are you nervous?
Copy !req
1186. I just want it all
to be over with.
Copy !req
1187. - And how are you doing?
- Fine.
Copy !req
1188. I mean, really.
Copy !req
1189. Cat, I'm fine.
Honestly.
Copy !req
1190. It's nice here.
Sometimes people leave me alone.
Copy !req
1191. Oh, Cat, I have to go.
I have to start getting ready
Copy !req
1192. to go out and be Monica.
Copy !req
1193. Well, give other Monica my bes.
Copy !req
1194. I will.
Love you.
Copy !req
1195. - Hi. You joining us for lunch?
- I'm meeting someone.
Copy !req
1196. Oh, thank you.
Copy !req
1197. Uh, the reservation
should be under Collins.
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1198. He works for George.
Copy !req
1199. - George magazine.
- Yes, he's here.
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1200. Follow me.
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1201. - This way.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1202. Hello.
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1203. Oh, hi.
Copy !req
1204. God, uh, I hope it's okay to say
I didn't recognize you.
Copy !req
1205. Thank you. I hope
you can write that.
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1206. - That I look different.
Copy !req
1207. - I'm a fan of your magazine.
- Oh, thanks.
Copy !req
1208. Did you ever get to meet
JFK Jr.?
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1209. Yeah, of course.
He was my boss.
Copy !req
1210. Oh, I nearly met him once.
Copy !req
1211. I used to, uh, be director
Copy !req
1212. of this extremely visible
program
Copy !req
1213. under, uh,
the secretary of defense.
Copy !req
1214. We organized tours.
Copy !req
1215. Back in '97,
he almost attended one.
Copy !req
1216. Oh.
Copy !req
1217. What happened to him was so sad.
Copy !req
1218. - It's very tragic.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1219. It was.
Copy !req
1220. It was devastating.
Copy !req
1221. It okay if I, uh...?
Copy !req
1222. Oh.
Well,
Copy !req
1223. if anyone would have to agree
to that, it's me.
Copy !req
1224. Right.
Copy !req
1225. So,
Copy !req
1226. you're finally talking to press.
Copy !req
1227. Why?
Copy !req
1228. I made a horrendous mistake.
Copy !req
1229. For a long time,
I didn't think it appropriate
Copy !req
1230. to come forward,
Copy !req
1231. but, uh, that allowed
other forces
Copy !req
1232. to, um, shape
the conventional wisdom
Copy !req
1233. as it relates to Linda Tripp.
Copy !req
1234. You feel like there's been
a smear campaign against you?
Copy !req
1235. Of course,
but that's not all of it.
Copy !req
1236. Clearly, I generate, uh,
a visceral response in people.
Copy !req
1237. You think that would change
with a new look?
Copy !req
1238. I hope so.
Copy !req
1239. I mean, when the story broke
and I saw pictures of myself,
Copy !req
1240. I wanted to sink into the earth.
Copy !req
1241. Until all this happened,
I didn't know how ugly I was.
Copy !req
1242. Go for an hour.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Copy !req
1243. We've told them you'll only
sign copies of the book,
Copy !req
1244. nothing else, and they
can only ask nice questions.
Copy !req
1245. - Nice questions?
You'll do awesome.
Copy !req
1246. They're here
because they want to see you.
Copy !req
1247. Have you read Monica's book?
Copy !req
1248. - Parts of it.
- I was surprised
Copy !req
1249. by how upsetting it is.
Copy !req
1250. She's been in a lot of pain.
Copy !req
1251. And she wrote
she couldn't believe the cruelty
Copy !req
1252. of someone
who would tape that pain.
Copy !req
1253. I wonder how you feel
about that.
Copy !req
1254. Well, uh, I don't know
what to say to that.
Copy !req
1255. It's bigger than I thought.
Copy !req
1256. I know. It's an amazing turnout.
Copy !req
1257. When was the last time
Copy !req
1258. - you spoke to Monica?
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1259. Uh, at the mall.
Copy !req
1260. That day.
Copy !req
1261. Do you remember what you said?
Copy !req
1262. I told her they'd done
the same thing to me.
Copy !req
1263. Was that true?
Copy !req
1264. No.
Copy !req
1265. No, it was a lie.
Copy !req
1266. But...
Copy !req
1267. I didn't...
I didn't know what to say
Copy !req
1268. in that moment.
Copy !req
1269. What would you say to her now?
If you saw her?
Copy !req
1270. Would you ever try
to reach out to her?
Copy !req
1271. Oh, I don't, uh, I don't think
that would be welcome.
Copy !req
1272. Monica! Monica! Over here!
Copy !req
1273. - Monica!
Monica!
Copy !req
1274. Monica, you look so gorgeous.
Copy !req
1275. Monica! Monica?
Copy !req
1276. We love you, Monica!
Copy !req
1277. We love you! We love you!
Copy !req
1278. Oh, my God, Monica.
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1279. Hi, Monica.
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1280. - Monica! Monica!
- Thank you.
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1281. Monica!
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1282. I'm just trying to talk
to Monica.
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1283. Monica! Monica!
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1284. I love your lipstick.
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1285. Hey, do you still love Bill?
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1286. No questions!
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1287. She can answer a question
if she wants!
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1288. Come on.
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1289. Monica, I'm your biggest fan.
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1290. - I need a moment.
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1291. I know in a million years,
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1292. she'll probably
never understand.
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1293. What do you want her
to understand?
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1294. I know it looks horrible.
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1295. I know it looks like a betrayal.
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1296. But she was his victim.
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1297. He caused all this.
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1298. He did.
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1299. I just wish she could see
that I saved her.
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1300. Monica, are you okay?
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1301. Just need a minute.
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1302. I'll be okay.
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1303. Captioned by
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