1. Morning.
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2. Morning!
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3. Who is that? She's so pretty!
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4. Check it out.
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5. What? Whoa, it's Kujo-san.
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6. Today's gonna be a good day.
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7. She's so dreamy.
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8. Heya.
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9. Morning, Kujo-san. And what
a pleasant morning it is, wouldn't you say?
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10. Good morning.
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11. It's our first time talking, I think?
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12. I'm Ando, a second-year.
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13. Your sister has told me lots about you,
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14. and I've been wanting
to meet you because of it.
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15. What do you say to having lunch together today?
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16. No, thanks.
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17. You drive a hard bargain. In that case,
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18. could we exchange contact details at least?
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19. I'm afraid I must refuse.
I have absolutely zero interest in you.
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20. If that's all, I must be going now.
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21. Oh, one last thing.
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22. Your necklace is against school rules.
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23. Whoa, she shot down Ando-senpai,
the most coveted guy in school, like nothing!
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24. Talk about having high standards.
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25. Kujo-san's here.
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26. Morning, Kuze-kun.
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27. Morning, Kuze-kun.
Stayed up watching late-night anime again?
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28. Oh, hey. Morning, Alya.
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29. Yeah, something like that.
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30. You never learn, do you?
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31. You sacrifice sleep to watch your anime
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32. and then snooze through school.
What's the point?
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33. Hey, the anime finished airing at 1 AM.
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34. The episode discussion took longer.
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35. Discussion?
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36. Oh, like on Twitter?
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37. Nah. An otaku buddy and I
talked about it for two hours on a call.
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38. Are you insane?
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39. "Insane," eh? Let's think about it.
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40. If professing my love for a particular work
with no regard for time or place
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41. is the definition of insanity,
then I will gladly admit I am insane.
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42. I take it back. You're just plain stupid.
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43. I see you're in rare form today.
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44. милашка.
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45. What?
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46. Uh, did you say something?
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47. Nothing special.
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48. I just said you look pathetic.
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49. Well, excuse me.
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50. Huh?
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51. What's wrong?
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52. Oh, man.
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53. Sorry, Alya, can I see your
chemistry workbook?
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54. What, you forgot again?
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55. Yeah, I probably left it at home.
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56. Sure, I guess.
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57. Thanks!
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58. Iron. Cobalt.
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59. What comes next?
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60. Oh, do you know the answer, Kuze?
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61. Huh? Uh...
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62. Sorry about that.
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63. If you know, then tell the class.
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64. O-Okay.
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65. Wait, what question are we even on?
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66. It's 2! Copper!
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67. Wrong.
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68. Your turn, Kujo.
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69. Yes, sir.
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70. It's 8. Nickel.
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71. Correct.
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72. Try to pay attention in class, Kuze.
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73. Yes, sir.
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74. Don't just give me the wrong answer!
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75. I was simply pointing out
which question we were on.
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76. Yeah, right!
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77. You were clearly pointing
at the second choice!
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78. Lies and slander.
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79. Try to be a little less obvious!
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80. милашка.
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81. What was that?
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82. I called you stupid.
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83. милашка.
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84. милашка.
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85. What do you mean, cutie?
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86. You said that before, too!
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87. I can understand you, you know!
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88. Who're you calling a baby? You little...
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89. As a kid, I often played with a Russian girl
who lived near my grandpa's place.
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90. I must've picked it up then.
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91. And I can still pretty much
understand spoken Russian.
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92. But who woulda thought
it'd lead to this bizarre situation?
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93. This cute Russian girl next to me fawns
over me exclusively in Russian, and I know!
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94. If I came out and admitted it now...
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95. Nope, not happening.
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96. Outside of emergencies and cases
where they're needed for reference,
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97. the use of mobile phones
is banned within school grounds.
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98. Which means this is allowed,
because this is an emergency.
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99. I'm going to ask you against
my better judgment: how, exactly?
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100. Free rolls end in ten minutes.
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101. You have some nerve, pulling this stunt
beside a student council officer.
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102. Let's go! SSR Tsukuyomi is mine!
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103. I'm taking that!
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104. No!
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105. Tsukuyomi? Like, the goddess
of the moon in Japanese mythology?
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106. Why is her hair silver and not jet black?
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107. Who knows? Probably a nod to the moon.
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108. Who cares about that, anyway? She's cute.
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109. You are too kind, milady!
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110. Man, I really rolled Tsukuyomi-sama.
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111. Uh, what was that?
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112. I called you a game junkie.
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113. Hey, them's fighting words.
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114. Wh-What?
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115. You can't call me a junkie when I'm F2P.
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116. That's an affront to
the true junkies: the P2W whales.
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117. You make a good point. Nobody would
want to be put in the same category as you.
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118. Savage!
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119. And here I thought you actually looked
serious and committed for once.
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120. Now, now. Commitment is my middle name,
and that's an understatement.
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121. It's the overstatement of the century.
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122. You do realize we have
another 80 years to go?
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123. Gwargh! I wanna be a hit with the ladies!
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124. What are you eating, Masachika?
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125. Super spicy mapo ramen.
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126. Hey! Don't ignore my soulful plea!
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127. I figured it was
just the usual outburst.
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128. Oh, great. Check out Mr. Hot Stuff over here.
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129. Look, it's the student council!
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130. We got here late. Are there any seats open?
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131. It's okay. I'll eat over there
with my classmates.
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132. Thank you for your
consideration, Masha-senpai.
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133. The Kujo sisters are both so pretty.
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134. Kujo-senpai is so pretty.
I'd love to get to know all about her.
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135. I hear she's got a boyfriend, though.
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136. Huh.
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137. She keeps turning down boys who ask her out,
saying she's already dating someone.
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138. Taken or not, Takeshi's still got no shot.
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139. Shut it! Don't get a big head
just 'cause you're friends with Lady Alya!
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140. Guh, I hate you.
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141. How come you get to address
that ice queen with her nickname?
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142. It's cool, I guess.
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143. But she does keep snapping at me.
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144. Hey, it's better than getting no response.
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145. She basically never talks to anyone else.
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146. Guess that's what sitting next to her
for more than a year gets you.
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147. If I had to shoot my shot with one
of those three, it'd have to be Suou-san.
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148. She's approachable, unlike Lady Alya,
so it feels like she's gettable!
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149. Not that she isn't out of
most guys' league, of course.
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150. Is she gettable, though? Apparently
she's turned down more guys than Kujo-san.
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151. That's the problem.
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152. She is a rich girl, so maybe she's
already been promised to someone?
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153. You know anything, Masachika?
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154. Why ask me?
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155. Isn't that obvious?
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156. May I sit here, Masachika-kun?
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157. Sure, go ahead.
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158. You guys okay with that?
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159. Y-Y-Yeah.
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160. Totally.
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161. Thank you kindly.
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162. I see you ordered
the same thing, Masachika-kun.
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163. It's surprising that you have
a taste for that stuff too, Suou-san.
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164. Oh, you needn't be so formal.
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165. We're in the same year.
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166. Well, if you say so.
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167. And yes, of course I eat ramen.
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168. I often go out to eat some on days off.
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169. W-Wow.
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170. This is lovely, though I do think
it could stand to be a bit spicier.
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171. Right?
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172. Wish we could top it with some chili oil.
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173. It might be a good idea to
bring it up with the student council.
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174. Don't bring your personal preferences
into admin matters.
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175. I was simply joking.
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176. Are you two friends?
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177. We've known each other since we were kids.
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178. You have?
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179. Indeed. We've gone to school together
all the way from preschool to now.
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180. Really?
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181. Actually, are you two friends?
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182. I suppose you could say it's a process.
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183. If nothing else, I do want
to be friends with Alisa-san.
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184. I don't think being friends
with me will be any fun.
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185. So, you aren't entirely opposed to the idea?
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186. I guess not.
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187. Well, we're done here.
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188. See you.
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189. Okay?
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190. They're too shiny for me. I can't!
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191. By the way...
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192. Masachika-kun, have you considered
my offer to join the student council?
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193. Like I've said over and over,
I'm not interested.
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194. I think you would be a great fit
with Alisa-san and myself.
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195. And what's more,
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196. you have experience as
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197. What?
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198. When we were in middle school,
I was president and he was vice president.
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199. Really?
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200. I only ran because Yuki asked me to.
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201. Elections at our school required
each candidate to have a running mate.
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202. It may come as a surprise to you,
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203. but he is capable of getting
things done, believe it or not.
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204. Uh, "believe it or not"?
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205. That's right.
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206. So, you two are close, huh?
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207. Surprised?
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208. I very much am.
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209. I never imagined that any girl
would want to be friends with you.
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210. Huh? Excuse me?
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211. What?
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212. Uh, I just mean...
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213. There's one right here?
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214. Wait, are we friends?
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215. Huh? Are we not?
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216. No, you're right. We are friends.
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217. Hey, where are you going?
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218. I remembered something
I had to do at the student council office.
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219. What's with her?
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220. I studied Russian like crazy
because I wanted to talk to her,
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221. but I don't even remember her name.
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222. Top of the morning to you!
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223. Perfect, if I do say so myself.
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224. Hey, morning.
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225. Morning, Kuze-kun.
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226. I woke up real early this morning
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227. and had nothing to do,
so I came in early and took care of some things.
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228. You? Waking up early?
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229. Hell must've frozen over.
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230. You sure do know
how to pick the most biting remarks.
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231. I'll wipe the blackboard in the morning.
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232. Deal.
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233. What happened there?
Did you step in a puddle or something?
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234. No. I'm not like you.
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235. Are you implying I'm a chronic spacer-outer?
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236. Rest assured, I wasn't.
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237. A truck splash-and-dashed me on the way here.
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238. Oh, way to put a damper on things.
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239. Well, it was partly my fault
for walking so close to the road.
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240. And I have some spare socks, so I'll live.
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241. Kuze-kun.
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242. You were a student council officer
with Suou-san in middle school, right?
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243. Hmm? Yeah, I was.
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244. Huh.
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245. Say, Kuze-kun.
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246. Yeah?
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247. Are you not willing to be
part of the student council?
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248. Not you, too.
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249. Answer me.
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250. Yeah. I'm not interested in joining.
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251. But what if I...
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252. Nothing. Never mind.
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253. Hey, could you grab a spare sock
for me from my locker?
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254. Wha?
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255. I can't go get it myself
now that I've taken it off.
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256. Get to it.
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257. Fine.
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258. I'm opening it.
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259. Here.
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260. Put it on for me.
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261. Wha?
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262. What's wrong?
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263. Do you have to ask?
What's wrong with you?
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264. As thanks for grabbing my sock for me.
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265. It would be a nice little treat for you, no?
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266. That only holds true for a small set
of people with peculiar taste.
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267. Oh, am I wrong?
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268. Nope! Very much a treat!
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269. Y'know, I've been wondering.
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270. Why are her displays of affection
for me in Russian so weird?
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271. Maybe her perfectionism in playing
her ideal self is stressing her out,
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272. and she's using me as a release or something?
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273. So she's mentally exposing herself...
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274. Wait, she's an exhibitionist?
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275. What?
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276. Oh, just thinking about what you said.
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277. Not much.
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278. I just called you a coward.
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279. Forget it. I'll put it on myself.
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280. Nah, no need for that.
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281. Hey, wait! Wh-What are you doing?
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282. What? Putting it on for you, as you requested.
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283. I did, but...
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284. You called me a coward,
and I'm not about to take that lying down.
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285. Hey, wait! I'm...
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286. I'm not ready for this!
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287. H-Hey, stop squirming.
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288. Easy for you to say!
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289. Watch your hands!
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290. Ow!
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291. Ouch...
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292. Now, how do I solve the problem at hand?
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293. Hey, Alya.
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294. Alya!
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295. What is it, Kuze-kun?
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296. Hey, so, I just wanted to say...
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297. Could you forgive me already?
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298. Nah.
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299. I'm not mad anymore.
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300. And, uh, I'm sorry I kicked you.
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301. Are you okay?
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302. Huh? Y-Yeah.
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303. I'm fine, I think.
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304. Really?
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305. You didn't hurt your neck or anything?
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306. Nah, don't worry about it!
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307. If anything, I should thank you for
giving me a peek into the promised land!
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308. Huh?
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309. Oops.
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310. You got... a peek?
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311. Wait, did you see my... p-pa...
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312. Welp.
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313. Thank you for the truly spectacular view!
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314. Hey, spare a thought for my neck!
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315. Sorry! I took it a bit too far!
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316. My bad!
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317. Stop chasing me!
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318. Let's talk this out!
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319. There's nothing to talk about!
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320. You sure do know
how to move, don't you?
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321. You okay there?
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322. I would be, if you hadn't
chased me all over school.
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323. Well, that's fair.
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324. Anyway, you know...
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325. I'm sorry. I apologize.
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326. I get it, okay?
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327. I'm not entirely blameless, either.
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328. Milady, please accept this offering.
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329. What are you playing at?
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330. I present this to thee
as a humble peace offering.
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331. Drop the weird act.
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332. I know you love your shiruko porridge.
You're always drinking it.
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333. I'll take it. I just happen
to be thirsty.
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334. True that.
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335. An indirect kiss scene out of nowhere?
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336. So, what, if I say yes here, we can get
some mouth-to-can-to-mouth action?
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337. Wh-What was that?
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338. I said, nothing beats a sweet drink
after a hard workout.
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339. I think you meant to say "a cold drink."
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340. I heard what you said!
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