1. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
2. What if she loses?Copy !req
3. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
4. It's your turn.Copy !req
5. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
6. Okaerinasaimase ojousamaCopy !req
7. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
8. Okaerinasaimase ojousamaCopy !req
9. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
10. Ranchiki tappuri omuraisuCopy !req
11. Oishikunaare moe moe kyunCopy !req
12. Milk tappuri aijou tappuriCopy !req
13. Mahou o kakemasho moe moe kyunCopy !req
14. Kyou mo takkusan goshujinsamaCopy !req
15. Ga kite kurete shiawase ippai da buuCopy !req
16. Moe moe no mori kara kimashitaCopy !req
17. Tokoton ganbaru maid da buuCopy !req
18. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
19. Kawaii wa seigi da buuCopy !req
20. Saikou saikyou aashi no make, tension oni ageCopy !req
21. Yasai mashi mashi karame mashi abura mashi mashi ninniku oomeCopy !req
22. Okaerinasaimase butagoya eCopy !req
23. Hey! Watashi no maid way!Copy !req
24. Kimi no heart ni Doon! Doon! Doon!Copy !req
25. Anchikushou to cheki cheki chekiCopy !req
26. Hey! Meido no princess!Copy !req
27. Oshite kunnakya Baan! Baan! Baan!Copy !req
28. Pannier mau daikaitenCopy !req
29. Maid kissa de kakurenboCopy !req
30. Nice okyuuji daiseikyouCopy !req
31. Renai wa no noCopy !req
32. Himitsu no hanazonoCopy !req
33. Himitsu no hanazonoCopy !req
34. YumechiCopy !req
35. Good morning.Copy !req
36. G-good morning...Copy !req
37. An AkihabaraCopy !req
38. maid feud?Copy !req
39. Wuv-Wuv MoonbeamCopy !req
40. Akihabara Maid Cafe Wiped OutCopy !req
41. Although feuds between Akihabara maids have been
relatively calm in recent years,Copy !req
42. An AkihabaraCopy !req
43. maid feud?Copy !req
44. Wuv-Wuv MoonbeamCopy !req
45. An Attack by an Affiliate of a Major Chain?Copy !req
46. the incident last night is suspected to be part ofCopy !req
47. That's Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam!
a long-standing rivalry between the Maidalien chainCopy !req
48. Ranko and Nagomi, you really smashed things up.
and the industry-leading Creatureland Group.Copy !req
49. Indeed we did.
Police are on high alert for any developments in the situation.Copy !req
50. Isn't this going a bit too far?
Police are on high alert for any developments in the situation.Copy !req
51. You think the chief's okay?
Police are on high alert for any developments in the situation.Copy !req
52. Nice shot!Copy !req
53. The plan was to make Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam
kill one of your piglets in order to spark a dispute.Copy !req
54. Wiping them out instead, that's unacceptable.Copy !req
55. You've created a huge problem for us.Copy !req
56. Hey! Don't move!Copy !req
57. Nice shot!Copy !req
58. If you value your life,Copy !req
59. I suggest paying up your sweets money properly.Copy !req
60. Nice shot!Copy !req
61. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
62. Sorry for the wait, oink!Copy !req
63. Right, here you go!Copy !req
64. S-so it's business as usual?
What would you like to order?Copy !req
65. S-so it's business as usual?
Please excuse me.Copy !req
66. Even after what happened?Copy !req
67. I recommend the First Pigsty Visit lunch and
the Heartthrob Ginger Pork lunch,Copy !req
68. but the Pigsty lunch will get you a instax photo
together with one of us piglets, oink!Copy !req
69. I wonder if Yumechi does scary stuff
behind the scenes, too?Copy !req
70. Here's the Piggly Jiggly Rice Omelet you ordered.Copy !req
71. It comes with a ketchup doodle service.Copy !req
72. Now, if you will allow me...Copy !req
73. She shot people like it was nothing.Copy !req
74. Nagomi?Copy !req
75. You look mad pale.Copy !req
76. Everything okay?Copy !req
77. Uh, I just didn't sleep very well...Copy !req
78. Why don'tcha go for a stroll?Copy !req
79. A stroll?Copy !req
80. Well, the maid version of a stroll.Copy !req
81. Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
82. Come to Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
83. Hold on!Copy !req
84. Isn't this my chance to run away from here?Copy !req
85. Hey, you!Copy !req
86. Think you can hand those out for
your pathetic little store on our turf?Copy !req
87. We might just kill ya, runt!Copy !req
88. But I was told our group has proper permission to-Copy !req
89. Maybe, but you're at the friggin' bottom of the heap!Copy !req
90. Don't think that means you can get cocky, underling!Copy !req
91. I'm very sorry!Copy !req
92. Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
93. Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
94. Giving out flyers is pretty tough, isn't it?Copy !req
95. Most people are in such a hurry
they won't even take one.Copy !req
96. Yes, I'm definitely still learning.Copy !req
97. Oh, then are you new to this?Copy !req
98. I am.Copy !req
99. Our place is tiny, though.Copy !req
100. That's okay!Copy !req
101. Ours is small too.Copy !req
102. Um...Copy !req
103. I should introduce myself.Copy !req
104. My name is Nerula, from Invader Cafe Destron.Copy !req
105. Oh, I'm Nagomi Wahira from Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
106. It's very nice to meet you!Copy !req
107. We're not affiliated,Copy !req
108. but as fellow small cafe workers,
let's do the best we can!Copy !req
109. Though the skirmishes can be rough.Copy !req
110. Does that happen all the time as a maid?
The skirmishes and other scary stuff?Copy !req
111. Well, of course violence is part of the deal,Copy !req
112. but being a maid isn't all bad, you know?Copy !req
113. You put your trust in your cafe and your group,
and they look after you in return.Copy !req
114. The world of maid cafes is like a big family.Copy !req
115. Plus you get to wear a cute uniform!Copy !req
116. You're right.Copy !req
117. I think I'll keep at it for a little longer.Copy !req
118. That's the spirit.
Think "Dream big, go go!" okay?Copy !req
119. Right! Thank you so much!Copy !req
120. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
121. I'm back!Copy !req
122. Oh, someone seems a lot happier.Copy !req
123. I am! I've got to "Dream pig, go go!"Copy !req
124. True, gotta "Dream pig, go go!"Copy !req
125. Yes!Copy !req
126. Oh, Chief!Copy !req
127. This cafe is going out of business.Copy !req
128. What?Copy !req
129. Right! Ranko, you wrap up.
Make it quick.Copy !req
130. Very well.Copy !req
131. Hey, explain.Copy !req
132. I don't know if you wanna hear about it.Copy !req
133. Explain!Copy !req
134. Fine.Copy !req
135. Please say you'll lend us money.Copy !req
136. How much?Copy !req
137. A lot would be nice.Copy !req
138. A lot?Copy !req
139. As much I would like to lend you a lot,
I'd need some collateral.Copy !req
140. What kind of collateral?Copy !req
141. Let's see...Copy !req
142. It could be land, a building...Copy !req
143. Oh, our cafe then.Copy !req
144. That's too funny.Copy !req
145. You sold it?
You sold our cafe?Copy !req
146. No, but it's collateral!Copy !req
147. Don't you know?Copy !req
148. You get it back in the end!Copy !req
149. Then this is what we can offer.Copy !req
150. This isn't a lot...Copy !req
151. Are you looking to get more?Copy !req
152. It sure wouldn't hurt to have more.Copy !req
153. I see.Copy !req
154. Then there's a wise way to invest that money.Copy !req
155. At a members-only entertainment facility
called Maid Casino.Copy !req
156. Uh, do I look like a sucker to you?Copy !req
157. It involves maids.Copy !req
158. That's gotta be shady.Copy !req
159. That's what you would think, right?Copy !req
160. But it's actually completely safe and legal,
and you can increase your funds while having fun!Copy !req
161. I'll make money?Copy !req
162. Of course!Copy !req
163. Plenty of maids come as customers, too.Copy !req
164. I can take you right away if you'd like.Copy !req
165. "Maid Casino"?Copy !req
166. What, you went?Copy !req
167. I need to calm down.
At least I'm still alive.Copy !req
168. You should've died!Copy !req
169. Don't you realize how precious the cafe is?Copy !req
170. It's more important to a maid than her own life!Copy !req
171. But I did it for all of you!Copy !req
172. How could you possibly know what it's like
to have to gamble for your sakes?Copy !req
173. Wait, what? What does that mean?Copy !req
174. That's it? This place is going to shut down?Copy !req
175. We're screwed.Copy !req
176. Done, we are so done.Copy !req
177. Chief, I'm done balancing the register.Copy !req
178. Wait! We're not done.Copy !req
179. We've got the proceeds from
working our asses off right here.Copy !req
180. You spent the day gambling though, right?Copy !req
181. With that little money?
No way!Copy !req
182. If you assume it's impossible, it will be.Copy !req
183. Self-doubt only leads to failure!Copy !req
184. Be confident.Copy !req
185. Let's say it all together: "Yes, we can."Copy !req
186. Say, "Yes, we can!"Copy !req
187. That's right, we can if we try!Copy !req
188. Then what should we do right now?Copy !req
189. You know the answer right, Nagomi?Copy !req
190. I don't!Copy !req
191. My horoscope was totes sweet today.
This'll be a cinch!Copy !req
192. A gambling loss can only be
earned back with gambling, huh?Copy !req
193. This is where we begin our epig comeback!Copy !req
194. A checkmaid straight to your heart!Copy !req
195. Welcome to Maid Casino!Copy !req
196. Hi, hi!Copy !req
197. Where should we start?Copy !req
198. Here.Copy !req
199. Here.Copy !req
200. Huh?Copy !req
201. Of course not.Copy !req
202. She lost all that money and now she's back.Copy !req
203. Is she an idiot?Copy !req
204. What? Can we wring money outta her?Copy !req
205. Not at all.Copy !req
206. I already got hold of her cafe.Copy !req
207. No, wait, there's still something worth taking.Copy !req
208. Garbage we can turn into cash.Copy !req
209. Hello Mistress, is this your first time at Maid Casino?Copy !req
210. It is!Copy !req
211. In that case, these slot machines
are great to start off with.Copy !req
212. Thank you, that's very kind!Copy !req
213. Take your time and enjoy!Copy !req
214. I'm not sure how these work, but I've got to try!Copy !req
215. Huh? Is this...Copy !req
216. Looks like your doing good!Copy !req
217. Chief! It seems that way.Copy !req
218. How is everybody else doing?Copy !req
219. Looking good, looking good!Copy !req
220. Wow, three potential bingos?Copy !req
221. Everyone's doing so well.Copy !req
222. Time to make our move, then.Copy !req
223. Luck's on your side!Copy !req
224. I bet that's enough for the cafe already!Copy !req
225. Wow!Copy !req
226. Then let's wrap it up here and go home!Copy !req
227. Are you sure about that, Nagomi?Copy !req
228. Gambling is the same as life.Copy !req
229. You can lose.Copy !req
230. You can get laughed at.Copy !req
231. But what you can't do is run away.Copy !req
232. Chief...Copy !req
233. You did good.Copy !req
234. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
235. Right!Copy !req
236. At this rate, we'll rake in enough for the sweets money!Copy !req
237. You lost too, Ranko?Copy !req
238. Regretfully.Copy !req
239. We're completely out of money.Copy !req
240. Mistresses...Copy !req
241. Are you enjoying yourselves?Copy !req
242. I'm a dealer at the Moe Moe Poker table.Copy !req
243. I'm here to let you know that a game is about to start.Copy !req
244. Poker?Copy !req
245. It's the game with the highest stakes here at our casino.Copy !req
246. Here's the minimum buy-in...Copy !req
247. There's no way we have enough.Copy !req
248. Isn't there a way we can play?Copy !req
249. Well, seeing as you're all maids,Copy !req
250. I could suggest a way to play
without having enough chips.Copy !req
251. A suggestion? What?Copy !req
252. By pledging your maid futures as collateral.Copy !req
253. Our futures?Copy !req
254. No! I don't want to go!Copy !req
255. Please! I'll do anything!Copy !req
256. Bound for the Octopus RoomCopy !req
257. Stop!Copy !req
258. I don't want to go!Copy !req
259. No! Don't!Copy !req
260. You'll pledge the money you're going to
make in the future as collateral,Copy !req
261. so it's safe with no risk!Copy !req
262. Uh...Copy !req
263. We'll do it!Copy !req
264. What? We can't do that!Copy !req
265. No way!Copy !req
266. Right, Shiipon?Copy !req
267. But we can't go home like this.Copy !req
268. The real deal starts now.Copy !req
269. I knew before we even started.Copy !req
270. This way.
I'll take you all to the poker area.Copy !req
271. 'Kay, let's go!Copy !req
272. Much obliged.Copy !req
273. I'm starting to think maybe, or I'm pretty sure,Copy !req
274. everyone at Oinky Doink is really dicey?Copy !req
275. If you assume it's impossible, it will be.Copy !req
276. Self-doubt only leads to failure.Copy !req
277. Be confident.Copy !req
278. Then what should we do right now?Copy !req
279. You know the answer right, Nagomi?Copy !req
280. We should go home.Copy !req
281. Poker is about reading the other players' thoughts.Copy !req
282. The key is how well you can read them.Copy !req
283. Okay...Copy !req
284. So your value as a maid translates into
the number of chips, huh?Copy !req
285. Wait, my lifetime income is pathetic!Copy !req
286. Huh? I have even less than Ranko or Nagomi!Copy !req
287. And you have way too much, Yumechi!Copy !req
288. Of course I do.Copy !req
289. This mistress here is all in.Copy !req
290. It's a moe moe chance!Copy !req
291. Please show your hand.Copy !req
292. Ooh, the suspense!
And, open!Copy !req
293. Three of a kind.Copy !req
294. Two pair.Copy !req
295. Three-nine!Copy !req
296. I thought I had a shot.Copy !req
297. Three-nine can't beat a five-five, huh?Copy !req
298. Damn novice.Copy !req
299. Whatever, that's one down.Copy !req
300. If you have no chips left, make your way over there.Copy !req
301. Bound for the Octopus RoomCopy !req
302. Whaaaat?Copy !req
303. Nope. Nope!Copy !req
304. Um, is this a winning hand?Copy !req
305. Dammit...Copy !req
306. What happens if we lose?Copy !req
307. According to the rumors...Copy !req
308. Up in the bitter cold Bearing Sea,
you catch crabs without rest.Copy !req
309. Apparently they wear you down until
no one would ever recognize you as a maid.Copy !req
310. For real? Hilarious.Copy !req
311. What do we do?Copy !req
312. It's time for the next game.Copy !req
313. Then allow me to go first.Copy !req
314. Ranko, what would you do if I told you to
entrust me with all of your chips?Copy !req
315. I would.Copy !req
316. Both my chips and my life.Copy !req
317. Thanks.Copy !req
318. Looks like Yumechi's gonna use Ranko's chips.Copy !req
319. Then if Yumechi loses we're done for?Copy !req
320. You've got this, Yumechi!Copy !req
321. I believe in ya!Copy !req
322. She's the last one, huh?Copy !req
323. Okay now, where should we ship
those cuts of tenderloin?Copy !req
324. First betting round.Copy !req
325. A raise.Copy !req
326. This Mistress here has doubled the wager.Copy !req
327. A moe moe big chance!Copy !req
328. That customer's awfully confident.
Makes me want to step up to the challenge.Copy !req
329. That should make things interesting.Copy !req
330. What a dumb maid.Copy !req
331. You have zero chances of winning.Copy !req
332. She calls.Copy !req
333. Check.Copy !req
334. Check.Copy !req
335. All right, it's the final betting round.Copy !req
336. Raise.Copy !req
337. That increases the wager eightfold.Copy !req
338. It's the moe moe final chance!Copy !req
339. Yumechi, you've got this, right?Copy !req
340. You're okay?Copy !req
341. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
342. What if she loses?Copy !req
343. I hear the Bearing Sea gets down
to minus thirty degrees!Copy !req
344. They say if you fall in the water,
you die in three seconds!Copy !req
345. No way, no friggin' way.Copy !req
346. Dang, Yumechi had the best horoscope today,
so I thought she'd win.Copy !req
347. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
348. It's your turn.Copy !req
349. If you don't fold, it will be game over right now.Copy !req
350. I'm all in.Copy !req
351. Yumechi went for it!Copy !req
352. Is that really wise?Copy !req
353. Maybe she's like, "whatevs."Copy !req
354. Why? There's no way she can win.Copy !req
355. Why is she going for it with that hand?Copy !req
356. All right then.Copy !req
357. Please show your hands in a clockwise direction.Copy !req
358. Mistress, please show your hand.Copy !req
359. You can't call yourself a maid with that level of service.Copy !req
360. Do you think I didn't notice?Copy !req
361. You never deal the top card to your shill player there,Copy !req
362. in order to cheat.Copy !req
363. She's cheating?Copy !req
364. That's not fair! Not fair at all!Copy !req
365. Better go back to your hometown and start over!Copy !req
366. You won some and lost some so we wouldn't catch on,Copy !req
367. but when you get a winning hand,
you have a habit of always fiddling with your glasses.Copy !req
368. I see right through you.Copy !req
369. That confident bet was a bluff to dupe me.Copy !req
370. You didn't touch your glasses this time.Copy !req
371. That means I have the winning hand.Copy !req
372. M-Mistress, what are you-Copy !req
373. Yumechi!Copy !req
374. I knew you'd do it!Copy !req
375. Yeah, go!Copy !req
376. A full house and a full house...Copy !req
377. Did Yumechi win?Copy !req
378. Nope, she lost.Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. Well, good game.Copy !req
381. Wow, what a great game, so moving.Copy !req
382. You!Copy !req
383. Well then, please come over here.Copy !req
384. Go ahead, go ahead.Copy !req
385. Right, you'll be departing at 21:00.Copy !req
386. You can't make me catch any crabs!Copy !req
387. My cafe! Gimme back my cafe!Copy !req
388. Quit yer whining, turd!Copy !req
389. You're gonna delay our shipment, porkbrains!Copy !req
390. Time is money in business.
You know that, right? Huh?Copy !req
391. Huh?Copy !req
392. Think you crappy maids no better'n garbage
can run a cafe here in Akiba?Copy !req
393. Maybe in 50,000 years!Copy !req
394. Huh?Copy !req
395. That's too funny.Copy !req
396. We're taking back our cafe.Copy !req
397. You lost, so back the hell down!Copy !req
398. Shut up, blockhead!
You're the ones who cheated!Copy !req
399. We've been putting in hard, honest work!Copy !req
400. What a drag...
Let's get this over with.Copy !req
401. I haven't used a gun in like, ages.Copy !req
402. Get back here, chumps!Copy !req
403. You'll have it maid in Hell with this!Copy !req
404. Allow me to send you off.Copy !req
405. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
406. There was an explosion last night at a building in Akihabara,Copy !req
407. and according to investigations,Copy !req
408. Trouble in anCopy !req
409. underground casino?Copy !req
410. it was due to a scuffle in an underground casino.Copy !req
411. Building Explodes in AkihabaraCopy !req
412. Trouble in anCopy !req
413. underground casino?Copy !req
414. Underground Casino Linked to Loan Shark BustedCopy !req
415. This establishment had close connections to a loan shark businessCopy !req
416. Awful stuff, I tell you.
and took advantage of borrowers in need of money,Copy !req
417. Apparently it's not unusual these days, either.
regularly pressuring them into gambling.Copy !req
418. That explosion was a little risky.
regularly pressuring them into gambling.Copy !req
419. Kinda like fireworks.
Got a jump on summer, y'know?Copy !req
420. But you know?
The loan shark's gone and the cafe's safe.Copy !req
421. I did good, didn't I?Copy !req
422. Uh, we didn't get anywhere with all the
sweets money we're behind on.Copy !req
423. The soy sauce, may I take it?Copy !req
424. Uh, sure.Copy !req
425. I need to calm down.Copy !req
426. At least I'm still alive.Copy !req
427. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
428. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
429. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
430. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
431. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
432. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
433. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
434. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
435. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
436. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
437. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
438. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
439. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
440. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
441. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
442. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
443. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
444. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
445. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
446. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
447. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req
448. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req