Akiba Maid War 1x1

Miki Ito as Michiyo (voice)

Welcome home to the pigsty! Nagomi just started a job at the pig-themed Oinky Doink maid café, and she couldn’t be happier. But the other newbie, Ranko, is a little… odd.

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1. Chief!

2. I can't bear you not coming, Master. We're 100% Wool! Please check us out!

3. We're a maid cafe. Would you care to stop by?

4. Hello, Mistresses!

5. Would you like to come rest for a bit? Please come to our cafe, meow!

6. Wow...

7. Real maid cafe girls!

8. Amazing! They're all so cute!

9. And there's so many of them.

10. I can't believe I'm really here in Akiba!

11. Hello, Mistress!

12. If you bring this flyer, you won't have to pay the service charge.

13. Come check us out, meow!

14. Oh, thank you so much!

15. I'll definitely go!

16. Mraww!

17. This is it.

18. Welcome home to the pigsty!

19. Sorry oink, but we're not-

20. No, that's not it!

21. I'm the new maid starting here today, Nagomi Wahira.

22. It's very nice to meet you!

23. Chief! Person for you.

24. Ah, the new girl.

25. Oh! That's me!

26. For starters, can you go get changed first?

27. Good morning!

28. Wow, she's such a mature-looking maid.

29. It's so nice that I get to work with such a pretty senpai!

30. Let's see...

31. I've dreamed of wearing a maid outfit!

32. It's so cute!

33. Okay! Let's do this!

34. Nice to meet you!

35. I'm Nagomi Wahira, here for the live-in position!

36. I'm seventeen years old!

37. I've always dreamed of being a cute maid and I'm going to do my best!

38. You WANT to be a maid? In this day and age?

39. You'll manage just fine. The timing doesn't matter.

40. The important thing is that you're young!

41. What you're feeling now...

42. You should treasure that.

43. I will!

44. Okay, let's see the other new girl.

45. Permission to speak!

46. That's too funny. You're almost forty!

47. A thirty-five-year-old newbie maid? Chief!

48. She'll manage! Age doesn't matter.

49. People can start over however many times, as long as they're motivated.

50. I am motivated.

51. That's awesome!

52. Anyway, starting today we'll do our best with the four of you!

53. Um, sorry.

54. Who's that over there?

55. Oh, that's Okachimachi.

56. Oka... A pand...

57. You've never seen a panda before?

58. No, I-

59. Cute, huh? No, I-

60. O-oh, right.

61. It's an Akiba maid cafe after all.

62. Of course you have a panda or two.

63. Not usually.

64. The ditzy act, huh?

65. Pretty solid.

66. That's what you're going with?

67. Uh, no, I- Anyway, we're pressed for time so I'm gonna open the place.

68. Anyway, we're pressed for time so I'm gonna open the place.

69. O-okay!

70. Oh yeah, one more thing.

71. Don't you two disappear on me, too.

72. I've always wanted to be a maid, so I'll work like my life depends on it!

73. Wow! This is such a sweet surprise!

74. Seeing sooo many masters here

75. makes me sooo full of happiness!

76. Oinky doink!

77. I hope I can be like her soon. Yumechi, you're so cute!

78. You'd hafta give up being human then.

79. She's off in a different world.

80. Give up being human... This is my personal recommendation, oink!

81. Yo, new girls.

82. Will you go serve these Oinky Doink drinks to the masters?

83. Yes, right away!

84. Moe, moe, kyun.

85. Please join me.

86. Oh, okay...

87. Moe, moe, kyun. Moe... moe... kyun.

88. Listen, you gotta pump things up a notch.

89. But I was super pumped.

90. More like...

91. Oinky-moe, doinky-moe, oinky doink doink!

92. y'know?

93. Oinky-moe, doinky-moe, oinky doink doink...

94. You embarrassed?

95. No, not in the slightest.

96. Okay, I'm going to nail my first task as a maid!

97. I'm going to give up being human, just like Yumechi!

98. Oink!

99. Fresh out of Moe Moe Forest, I'm Oinky Doink Cafe's maid Nagomi, snooort!

100. I love eating widdle acorns!

101. My hobby is chatting with my good friend Mr. Sparrow, snooort!

102. Okay...

103. Very hap-pig to make your acquaintance, snooort!

104. Oinky doink!

105. Hey.

106. Oink?

107. Let's read the manual properly, shall we?

108. Let us send you off, Master!

109. See you later!

110. See you later!

111. I'm so sorry about today.

112. But I promise to try harder, so please bear with me!

113. Just don't make trouble for my regulars.

114. Yumechi...

115. Okay...

116. I finally got to be a maid.

117. There's no time for getting discouraged!

118. Welcome home to the pigsty!

119. Hey, Nagomi!

120. Perhaps this is your first visit to a maid cafe?

121. You don't have to be nervous!

122. Actually, I just started as a maid today myself!

123. Here's your Oinky Doink water!

124. Drinking too much will turn you into a piglet, so please be car...

125. If you drink too much you'll turn into a piglet!

126. Manager!

127. Can I see you over here?

128. Of course, gladly!

129. I do believe the "sweets money" you owe is overdue.

130. "Sweets money"?

131. No, no, those dues...

132. I'm so very sorry!

133. Won't you please give us a little more time?

134. Do you really understand your place in this matter?

135. The only reason swine like you can do business in Akiba

136. is because you're affiliated with the Creatureland Group.

137. If you truly understood your situation,

138. those words wouldn't be coming out of your mouth.

139. Of course! I'm very much aware of that.

140. The let's see your "due dues."

141. No luck.

142. You can do it.

143. N-no luck.

144. Squeeze it out.

145. Nope, no luck.

146. If that's the case,

147. I'll have that maid over there handle the Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam issue.

148. Me?

149. Sh-she can't do that!

150. She literally just joined us today!

151. I could wait a little longer for the sweets money.

152. Nagomi, I'm sending you out to do a job for us!

153. Oh, sure!

154. I'll do anything!

155. Let's see...

156. Nagomi, I want you to go run an errand at Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam.

157. "Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam"?

158. It's a maid cafe.

159. One that's run by our parent company's competitor.

160. I see...

161. Anyway, I want you to go and hand them this.

162. A letter?

163. Oh jeez...

164. Will you go for us?

165. Sure!

166. I'll do my best to do a good job!

167. Man, I'm so sorry I have to ask you to do this.

168. Really, I feel bad.

169. I'm super sorry!

170. Not at all! Leave it to me.

171. What's up, Ranko?

172. Please let me accompany her.

173. Nah, I don't think you should tag along.

174. Please.

175. But...

176. Why not?

177. It'll be a good experience for the newbies.

178. Fine.

179. The two of you go, then.

180. Uh, at least get yourselves something nice to eat first.

181. The pork broth ramen downstairs is pretty good.

182. Are you sure?

183. Thank you so much!

184. Excuse me, can I get one soy milk tofu skin ramen?

185. Ain't got that.

186. Extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and a load of garlic.

187. Same as ever, eh?

188. Yumechi's Oinky Doink drink is really so good!

189. I guess she has a special way of infusing it with moe?

190. I want to try harder so I can be of use to the cafe!

191. But anyway, I think it's amazing that you're a maid at thirty-five, Ranko!

192. Thank you for the food!

193. Duly received.

194. You think they'll get back safely?

195. Who cares if they do?

196. They both suck at work.

197. Wow! That's cold, Yumechi.

198. Hey, do you two believe in miracles?

199. Miracles?

200. See, I can picture it somehow:

201. a future where those two are smiling and working with us as maids.

202. Then why're you drafting up a flyer?

203. Huh?

204. Wow! It's so pretty!

205. Permission to speak.

206. I'm Nagomi Wahira!

207. We're here on an errand!

208. I'll go check.

209. Just wait hare.

210. Ranko, apparently their theme is rabbits on the moon!

211. So cute!

212. Hop on in and wait.

213. Nooo! Spare me!

214. Just lop it off already!

215. Are you shitting me?

216. Straight from the roots, damn it!

217. NOOOOO!

218. My pigtail! My beautiful pigtail!

219. NOOOOO!

220. I apologize for the wait, Mistresses.

221. What brings you hare today?

222. Uh, well...

223. Um, h-here!

224. Read it out.

225. Hop-kay!

226. "Yo, roaches with your stupid antennae.

227. Prepare to be exterminated.

228. From everyone at Oinky Doink Cafe."

229. Tell me, what do these look like to you?

230. These things on our heads?

231. E-ears, bunny ears...

232. Damn right they're bunny ears!

233. Got something to say for yerself?

234. No, um, I don't!

235. Stop snorting and speak up!

236. I-I'm sorr...

237. I can't hear you!

238. No!

239. No!

240. Oh, I never took my paper bib off.

241. It's stained now.

242. But I guess that's what paper bibs are for.

243. This conversation is over.

244. But there was no conversation...

245. Let's go.

246. Oh, okay...

247. Damn you, come back here!

248. Don't let them out alive!

249. It's our last number! Here we go!

250. "The Pure Maid's Killer Kiss!"

251. Oinky doink!

252. Yeaaah!

253. Open the secret door and come see me, Master Himitsu no tobira akete ai ni kite goshujinsama

254. You promised you only have eyes for me, remember? Watashi dake mitekureru oyakusoku desho

255. I'll cast a spell on you darlin' darlin' Mahou kakeru no darlin' darlin'

256. The purer the love it gets dirty dirty Koi wa pure nahodo dirty dirty

257. Let me have you all to myself, hey won't you please? Hitorijime sasete zenbu nee onegai

258. You're my moe kyun, heart goes boom Kimi ni moe kyun chou dokyun

259. Kissy kissy smooch! Kishu kishu chu

260. Come to a never-ending dream, won't let you escape Eien no yume ni shoutai mou kaesanai

261. I'll give you my love Ai o ageru

262. Kill, kill you!

263. Gotta put a hole straight through the temple and all Zenbu komekamigoto buchinukanakya

264. Come on, close your eyes Hora hitomi tojite

265. And two (one), count down Saa two (one) kazoete

266. Sending out a bunch of smiles Egao ippai okuri masu

267. Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Bakkyun! Bakkyun! Bakkyun! Bakkyun!

268. And now, goodnight Oyasuminasai

269. You're my moe kyun, heart goes boom Kimi ni moe kyun chou dokyun

270. Kissy kissy smooch! Kishu kishu chu

271. Come to a never-ending dream, won't let you escape Eien no yume ni shoutai mou kaesanai

272. I'll give you my love Ai o ageru

273. Kill, kill you!

274. I'll take out your heart and embrace it Shinzou toridashite dakishimeruno

275. Come on, close your eyes Hora hitomi tojite

276. And two (one), count down Saa two (one) kazoete

277. Sending out a bunch of smiles Egao ippai okuri masu

278. Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Bakkyun! Bakkyun! Bakkyun! Bakkyun!

279. There's no stopping me now Mou tomaranai

280. A battle of love up in flames Koi no battle enjouchuu

281. This maiden's purity is out of control Otome junjou bousouchuu

282. Your heart, targeted and shot through Kimi no heart no ima meichuu

283. Moe moe, and blam! Moe moe bakkyuun

284. Pl-please don't!

285. I-I'll do anything!

286. Allow me to send you off.

287. The very first day living my dream of being a maid...

288. I'm ready to leave!

289. We have returned.

290. No way, you came back.

291. Welcome back, dudes!

292. Uh, right.

293. What did I tell you?

294. I totally predicted the future!

295. Your clothes look awful.

296. Oh, right...

297. Nagomi, you go get changed.

298. I moved your stuff into your room.

299. M-my room?

300. Fourth floor, at the end.

301. Oh, right.

302. What was that? What was that?

303. I didn't sign up for this!

304. Anyway, I need to get out of here, now!

305. There are no other rooms,

306. so I'm supposed to be sharing these living quarters with you.

307. I look forward to a lasting relationship.

308. I can't get away!

309. Maid

310. Teahouse

311. Oink It Up!

312. Starting Today, You're an Akiba Maid!

313. Oinky Doink Cafe

314. Maid Cafe

315. This Building

316. 2F

317. Maid Cafe

318. Oinky Doink Cafe

319. Nagomi Wahira,

320. use this locker

321. Manager

322. Yumechi

323. Maid Cafe

324. Oinky Doink Cafe

325. Urgently hiring

326. new maids!

327. Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam

328. Hop on over again!

329. Five more hops

330. You're my moe kyun, heart goes boom

331. Kishu kishu chu

332. Kissy kissy smooch!

333. Eien no yume ni shoutai mou kaesanai

334. Come to a never-ending dream, won't let you escape

335. Ai o ageru

336. I'll give you my love

337. Kill, kill you!

338. Shinzou toridashite dakishimeruno

339. I'll take out your heart and embrace it

340. Hora hitomi tojite

341. Come on, close your eyes

342. Saa two (one) kazoete

343. And two (one), count down

344. Egao ippai okuri masu

345. Sending out a bunch of smiles

346. Bakkyun! Bakkyun! Bakkyun! Bakkyun!

347. Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

348. Mou tomaranai

349. There's no stopping me now

350. Koi no battle enjouchuu

351. A battle of love up in flames

352. Otome junjou bousouchuu

353. This maiden's purity is out of control

354. Kimi no heart no ima meichuu

355. Your heart, targeted and shot through

356. Moe moe bakkyuun

357. Moe moe, and blam!