1. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
2. Welcome home, MistressCopy !req
3. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
4. Welcome home, MistressCopy !req
5. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
6. Omelet fully loaded with chicken and riceCopy !req
7. Make it yummy, moe moe kyunCopy !req
8. With plenty of milk and plenty of loveCopy !req
9. Let's cast a spell, moe moe kyunCopy !req
10. Seeing sooo many masters here makes me so happy, oink!Copy !req
11. Fresh out of Moe Moe ForestCopy !req
12. This maid's going whole hog, oink!Copy !req
13. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
14. Kawaii is justice, oink!Copy !req
15. My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!Copy !req
16. Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplentyCopy !req
17. Welcome home to the pigsty!Copy !req
18. Hey! This is my maid way!Copy !req
19. Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom!Copy !req
20. Take an instax with the scumbagCopy !req
21. Hey! Maid princesses from Hell!Copy !req
22. Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam!Copy !req
23. Petticoats whirl in a scuffleCopy !req
24. Hide-and-seek at the maid cafeCopy !req
25. Nice service for booming salesCopy !req
26. Falling in love is a big no-noCopy !req
27. A cutesy garden of secretsCopy !req
28. With the return of Crimson Supernova Manami,Copy !req
29. Maidalien plans to raid Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
30. However, an internal leak drags
the police into the picture,Copy !req
31. and an enraged Manami tracks down
the traitor who squealed.Copy !req
32. This is none other than Nerula,Copy !req
33. who swore an oath of sisterhood
with a maid from Oinky Doink.Copy !req
34. Manami executes Nerula,
who dies in the arms of her sister.Copy !req
35. A week from the gun down of an Akiba maid,Copy !req
36. a maid who claims to be responsible for the killing has
turned herself in to Akihabara Police Station.Copy !req
37. The suspect is the manager of the cafe where the victim worked,Copy !req
38. and according to Akihabara police,Copy !req
39. she is repeating nonsense such as
"The cosmos vanished from the victim,"Copy !req
40. and the police continue their investigation
with the possibility of a psychiatric evaluation.Copy !req
41. It's already been a week, huh?Copy !req
42. When Ranko brought Nagomi back
all covered in blood,Copy !req
43. it was quite a shock, wasn't it?Copy !req
44. I'm surprised the Maidalien people
backed off so easily.Copy !req
45. Why?Copy !req
46. I don't know.Copy !req
47. However, it seems certain that
they plan on attacking us.Copy !req
48. We'll work on keeping watch again today.Copy !req
49. You figure Nagomi's not coming back?Copy !req
50. I hope she's okay.Copy !req
51. Hey everyone, if anyone asks,
Nagomi's out sick again today, got it?Copy !req
52. Ranko, you okay?Copy !req
53. I shall focus on my duties is all.Copy !req
54. Now that we have you back, Miss Manami,Copy !req
55. we swear we're with you all the way to the end.Copy !req
56. That's right!Copy !req
57. To the ends of outer space!Copy !req
58. There are less of us now,
but the ones left are all ready to go.Copy !req
59. The wussy ones'll come 'round
once we smash up that pigsty.Copy !req
60. I don't know about that.Copy !req
61. Hot!Copy !req
62. Ugaki!Copy !req
63. Yer the one who went n' let Maidalien
get all soft, remember?Copy !req
64. I just did what the previous head told me to do!Copy !req
65. Our previous head changed after you got locked up.Copy !req
66. She realized money's more important
than brute strength.Copy !req
67. Don'tcha lie to me!Copy !req
68. The head I knew would've never put up with
Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam gettin' crushed!Copy !req
69. That's hot!Copy !req
70. I tell you it's true!Copy !req
71. What's real t' me is different from yer truth.Copy !req
72. Please forpig me.Copy !req
73. Oh, that's all right.Copy !req
74. Looking for a rom-ham-tic time?Copy !req
75. Come to Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
76. Looking for a rom-ham-tic time?Copy !req
77. Come to Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
78. Hey there, I'm a ninja.Copy !req
79. Good sirs, come get a discount coupon.Copy !req
80. Nagomi...Copy !req
81. My name...Copy !req
82. is not Nagomi.Copy !req
83. A humble cup of tea, my good lady! Nin nin!Copy !req
84. I know of a maid by the name of Nagomi.Copy !req
85. She is missing and we are very worried.Copy !req
86. I'm sure she's living happily somewhere.Copy !req
87. I'm sure this Nagomi you speak of
just wasn't cut out to be a maid.Copy !req
88. I wonder why Nagomi wanted to
be a maid in the first place?Copy !req
89. W-well, probably because maids are so cute, maybe?Copy !req
90. Then do you suppose she's disillusioned now?Copy !req
91. No, that's not it!Copy !req
92. I'm sure she's just disappointed in herself.Copy !req
93. What do ninjas do?Copy !req
94. Well, we throw kunai and ninja stars and smoke bombs.Copy !req
95. Oh, and fling around poi.Copy !req
96. And is that fun?Copy !req
97. It is! Ninjas are the best!Copy !req
98. As long as you do your ninjutsu training
and stay stealthy it's safe,Copy !req
99. unlike maids who engage in shootouts with weapons...Copy !req
100. Really, being a ninja is so much fun...Copy !req
101. So fun...Copy !req
102. Of course this isn't fun!Copy !req
103. I... a ninja isn't what I really want to be!Copy !req
104. But it's no use anymore.Copy !req
105. Even at the most crucial moment
all I did was rely on someone else,Copy !req
106. and I couldn't do anything.Copy !req
107. That's why Nerula...Copy !req
108. I don't want to see anyone else die
just because I'm useless.Copy !req
109. That's why I can't be a maid anymore!Copy !req
110. But that's precisely why I want you
to stay a maid, Nagomi.Copy !req
111. I don't understand what you mean at all, Ranko.Copy !req
112. Right...Copy !req
113. Anyway, as I'm but a humble ninja now,
I will make my exit in a puff of smoke.Copy !req
114. Nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin...Copy !req
115. I found Nagomi.Copy !req
116. What? Where?Copy !req
117. Still in town, but a ninja now.Copy !req
118. A ninja? That's too funny!Copy !req
119. She's still in Akiba?Copy !req
120. They'll kill her if they find out!Copy !req
121. Why didn't you bring her back?Copy !req
122. Because she was a ninja, not a maid.Copy !req
123. What do we do, Chief?Copy !req
124. She's still employed here, right?Copy !req
125. She might come back, right?Copy !req
126. I mean, she's a ninja!Copy !req
127. What does that mean?Copy !req
128. How the heck should I know?Copy !req
129. Nagomi...Copy !req
130. Be the maid you are now...Copy !req
131. Then I'll have the assorted ninja rations.Copy !req
132. Nagonin!Copy !req
133. We have some lords asking for you specifically!Copy !req
134. My lords! Thank you so much for choosing me.Copy !req
135. I'm the ninja known as Nagonin!Copy !req
136. Is it really you, Nagomi?Copy !req
137. Um...Copy !req
138. Were you at Oinky Doink?Copy !req
139. You must be mistaken...Copy !req
140. We were all fans of Nerula!Copy !req
141. The maid called Ranko at Oinky Doink
told us where you were!Copy !req
142. That you're hiding in stealth here.Copy !req
143. No really, I'm not-Copy !req
144. There's something we wanted to give you!Copy !req
145. Here.Copy !req
146. Nerula...Copy !req
147. Oh, we didn't mean to make you cry!Copy !req
148. Sorry, we're sorry.Copy !req
149. So it really is you, Nagomi.Copy !req
150. Why are you crying, too?Copy !req
151. Well, I've never had a favorite maid die before.Copy !req
152. Hey, it's the same for me.Copy !req
153. I guess this is what it's like to have a favorite die.Copy !req
154. Nerula was such a good maid, you know?Copy !req
155. She had a good set of standards.Copy !req
156. Remember that thing she'd say?
"Dream big..."Copy !req
157. Dream big, go go.Copy !req
158. Dream big...Copy !req
159. go go.Copy !req
160. Think "Dream big, go go!" okay?Copy !req
161. It's because of me that Nerula d-died...Copy !req
162. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
163. I'm sorry. I'm sorry...Copy !req
164. Please don't say that!Copy !req
165. We didn't come here to accuse you or anything!Copy !req
166. Nerula always talked about you, Nagomi.Copy !req
167. She said you'd make a good maid.Copy !req
168. Nagomi will change what it means
to be a maid in Akiba.Copy !req
169. I'm sure of it.Copy !req
170. She said that?Copy !req
171. Here, you should keep this.Copy !req
172. You!Copy !req
173. You're not going back to the cafe?Copy !req
174. Even if I did now, I'd just drag everybody down.Copy !req
175. That kid, such a shame.Copy !req
176. What do you think I can do to repay Nerula?Copy !req
177. I've been running that ramen joint for years in Akiba,Copy !req
178. and the customers all love that the
taste's the same as always.Copy !req
179. But actually, I've changed the flavor
of my ramen quite a lot.Copy !req
180. Some thing's you gotta change
in order to stay the same.Copy !req
181. I don't quite understand.Copy !req
182. Wait, wasn't this someone's order?Copy !req
183. Thanks, come again.Copy !req
184. You have to change in order to stay the same...Copy !req
185. Two, four, six...Copy !req
186. There's a lot of them.Copy !req
187. Seventeen in all.Copy !req
188. Let's go alert the others.Copy !req
189. So they're coming at us head-on?Copy !req
190. And they have more than double our numbers.Copy !req
191. We're done for.Copy !req
192. Are we dead for real?
But I just got my nails redone.Copy !req
193. And I have a fishing rod I've never used!Copy !req
194. Right, time to hunt us some pigs!Copy !req
195. Yeah!Copy !req
196. No good, huh?Copy !req
197. We've got maids watching the windows.Copy !req
198. The swine have nowhere to run.Copy !req
199. Ah, so this is the only entrance.Copy !req
200. Take that!Copy !req
201. Don't mess with us!Copy !req
202. You're not getting away!Copy !req
203. Get back here, punk!Copy !req
204. Chief!Copy !req
205. We can talk this out!
Let's put our guns down and talk!Copy !req
206. Hey! We've got a hostage here!Copy !req
207. Ya really think we'd give a damn 'bout some hostage?Copy !req
208. Go up! Get th' top floors first!Copy !req
209. Right!Copy !req
210. They send back, like, a hundred
for every bullet we shoot!Copy !req
211. You mean ten.Copy !req
212. Who cares?
We're gonna die!Copy !req
213. That was from outside!Copy !req
214. It might be some Creatureland backup.Copy !req
215. You all go take a look!Copy !req
216. Right!Copy !req
217. There's no one here.Copy !req
218. But if they send backup we'll be cornered.Copy !req
219. Stay on the lookout!Copy !req
220. Right!Copy !req
221. All outta yer tricks eh, pigheads?Copy !req
222. Get out here!Copy !req
223. Though I ain't gonna let ya die easy!Copy !req
224. I'm sorry! They got past the third floor!Copy !req
225. They've got us trapped!Copy !req
226. Yumechi, I shall charge out on the offense.Copy !req
227. Use that chance to take out the enemy leader.Copy !req
228. Huh? Are you kidding me?Copy !req
229. They have too much firepower.Copy !req
230. We don't have much ammunition left, either.Copy !req
231. If you go out now, you'll die!Copy !req
232. That's not a problem if I can protect this cafe!Copy !req
233. Ranko...Copy !req
234. Take this!Copy !req
235. What the...Copy !req
236. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
237. A ninja?Copy !req
238. Is it a ninja?
A ninja?Copy !req
239. Is it a ninja?
It's a ninja!Copy !req
240. Miss Manami, a ninja!Copy !req
241. Wrong!Copy !req
242. I am not a ninja!Copy !req
243. I'm a maid!Copy !req
244. This stops, right now!Copy !req
245. Damn!Copy !req
246. Ranko, I want to be a maid, after all!Copy !req
247. I'm done with running!Copy !req
248. We can talk later!Copy !req
249. Why you...Copy !req
250. What the damn hell?Copy !req
251. Die!Copy !req
252. Take this!Copy !req
253. Punk, I'll fuckin' kill you!Copy !req
254. I won't let you kill anyone else!Copy !req
255. I want to live, here in Akiba!Copy !req
256. Yah!Copy !req
257. There!Copy !req
258. Look at them go.Copy !req
259. We're going, too!Copy !req
260. What?Copy !req
261. You shits!Copy !req
262. Miss Manami!Copy !req
263. Leggo!Copy !req
264. We can't back down here!Copy !req
265. If you die, what's gonna happen to Maidalien?Copy !req
266. Leggo, damn it!Copy !req
267. Don't you run away from me!Copy !req
268. All of you, go!Copy !req
269. Nagomi, go!Copy !req
270. You've got a score to settle, right?Copy !req
271. You too, Ranko!Copy !req
272. Please take care of things here.Copy !req
273. Okay!Copy !req
274. Those fuckers! I'm gon' kill 'em all!Copy !req
275. Let's call for backup.Copy !req
276. As long as we can get more numbers,
we can win this war!Copy !req
277. What did'ja just say, Ugaki?Copy !req
278. The war's already begun.Copy !req
279. You can cut the tough talk.Copy !req
280. You vermin can go ahead and squash each other.Copy !req
281. We don't give a damn anymore.Copy !req
282. We're going to be Creatures.Copy !req
283. What the hell does that mean?Copy !req
284. Us extraterrestrials will join hands with
the Creatures to live on in Akiba.Copy !req
285. It's a merger.Copy !req
286. We've come to an understanding
beyond the stargate, if you will.Copy !req
287. Manami, thanks for all you did for us.Copy !req
288. I hope you at least die peacefully.Copy !req
289. Ouch!Copy !req
290. Sorry, Miss Manami.Copy !req
291. Yer really so useless.Copy !req
292. I'm sorry!Copy !req
293. Forget it, jus' go.Copy !req
294. But...Copy !req
295. Beat it. Now.Copy !req
296. Well, missy, here to settle th' score, eh?Copy !req
297. I can't forgive you for what you did.Copy !req
298. So what'cha gonna do?Copy !req
299. You gon' kill me, hmm?Copy !req
300. Bet ya can't, though.Copy !req
301. You're no maid, missy.Copy !req
302. I am a maid.Copy !req
303. Yer a ninja.Copy !req
304. I'm a maid!Copy !req
305. A maid who just stands 'round
like a useless piece of shit?Copy !req
306. Ranko!Copy !req
307. If we let her live, she'll just come attack us again.Copy !req
308. You've got that right.Copy !req
309. It really is a shame.Copy !req
310. Nagomi, please get out of the way.Copy !req
311. I won't.Copy !req
312. Think yer protecting me now?Copy !req
313. What a fucking insult.Copy !req
314. Move!Copy !req
315. My bat against yer gun and we're even.Copy !req
316. Go on and pitch me a live 'un.Copy !req
317. You want to fight that badly?Copy !req
318. A maid has gotta fight!Copy !req
319. That's not what a maid is about!Copy !req
320. Whaddaya mean?Copy !req
321. A maid goes fer a glorious death over livin' in disgrace!Copy !req
322. If you die, your masters will be sad, won't they?Copy !req
323. Ramen changes over time and so should maids!Copy !req
324. What the hell does that mean, freak?Copy !req
325. Yer sister must be crying down in Hell.Copy !req
326. Nerula said I should stay just the way I am.Copy !req
327. So there's no point in killing the likes of you.Copy !req
328. Fucking wuss!Copy !req
329. Ya jus' don't have what it takes t' fight to the death!Copy !req
330. I won't ever forgive you.Copy !req
331. But I won't kill you.Copy !req
332. That's the kind of maid I'm going to be!Copy !req
333. Bright-eyed youthful opinion time is over!Copy !req
334. Live! Don't kill!Copy !req
335. If you call yourself a maid, feel the moe moe kyun!Copy !req
336. Yer a ninja, ain'tcha?Copy !req
337. Why'd I hafta hear that shit from a fucking ninja, eh?Copy !req
338. I'm a maid!Copy !req
339. Moe! Moe! Kyun!Copy !req
340. Yer such a pain.Copy !req
341. Pig huntin's over.Copy !req
342. Time to get back t' space.Copy !req
343. I'm going to be my own idea of a maid
that Nerula would be proud of.Copy !req
344. Welcome home, Nagomi.Copy !req
345. I'm back, oink.Copy !req
346. Reeks of creatures in 'ere.Copy !req
347. Ugaki, I can see the collar 'round yer neck.Copy !req
348. You'd best not underestimate me anymore.Copy !req
349. Look at you, all big and mighty with yer gun,
but still tremblin'.Copy !req
350. I can't let you make a fool out of me anymore!Copy !req
351. Don't ya start sounding like a maid now.Copy !req
352. It's time for you to become a stardust memory.Copy !req
353. Damn that hurts...Copy !req
354. It sure hurts to live.Copy !req
355. I see.Copy !req
356. A job well done, Ms. Ugaki.Copy !req
357. And so, Manami's plan to
take over Maidalien headquartersCopy !req
358. and wage war on the Creatureland Group
ended in failure.Copy !req
359. A faction of the Maidalien Group that
opposed the merger broke away,Copy !req
360. and the second-generation head, Ugaki,
once again returned to power.Copy !req
361. However, having lost their war hawks,Copy !req
362. Maidalien had no choice but to agree
to all of Creatureland's demands,Copy !req
363. dashing Ugaki's hopes for a merger on equal terms.Copy !req
364. Consequently, Creatureland swallowed
Maidalien whole in the merger,Copy !req
365. and the Maidalien Group effectively disappeared.Copy !req
366. No one knows what became of Manami,
the maid called the Crimson Supernova.Copy !req
367. Thus, Akihabara entered an era
of Creatureland Group domination.Copy !req
368. They were better off roasted whole.Copy !req
369. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyunCopy !req
370. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyunCopy !req
371. That's the sort of life I leadCopy !req
372. Mock me, and you just might bleedCopy !req
373. Is the hesitation that wells upCopy !req
374. The lingering scent of a humane soul?Copy !req
375. Whether you get to live or dieCopy !req
376. Tread your own pathCopy !req
377. Have the guts to pull that triggerCopy !req
378. Who are youCopy !req
379. Show me through the painCopy !req
380. Creature Gang War Chronicles:Copy !req
381. The Bloody Extra-Akiba Terrestrial Showdown!Copy !req
382. MaidCopy !req
383. Gunned DownCopy !req
384. On Suspicion of MurderCopy !req
385. Manager of Invader Cafe DestronCopy !req
386. MaidCopy !req
387. Gunned DownCopy !req
388. Suspect Repeating NonsenseCopy !req
389. Investigation With Possible Psychiatric EvaluationCopy !req
390. Dream big, go goCopy !req
391. A maid for life!Copy !req
392. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
393. MaidalienCopy !req
394. CreaturelandCopy !req
395. Is the maidCopy !req
396. turf war over?Copy !req
397. Is the maidCopy !req
398. turf war over?Copy !req
399. A Merger Between Creatureland and Maidalien?Copy !req
400. Is the maidCopy !req
401. turf war over?Copy !req
402. Is the maidCopy !req
403. turf war over?Copy !req
404. Possible Internal Rift Within MaidalienCopy !req
405. Individual Creatureland GroupCopy !req
406. Cafe Performance ReportCopy !req
407. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
408. This maid's going whole hog, oink!Copy !req
409. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
410. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
411. Kawaii wa seigi da buuCopy !req
412. Kawaii is justice, oink!Copy !req
413. Saikou saikyou aashi no make, tension oni ageCopy !req
414. My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!Copy !req
415. Yasai mashi mashi karame mashi abura mashi mashi ninniku oomeCopy !req
416. Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplentyCopy !req
417. Okaerinasaimase butagoya eCopy !req
418. Welcome home to the pigsty!Copy !req
419. Hey! Watashi no maid way! (Fuu!)Copy !req
420. Hey! This is my maid way!Copy !req
421. Kimi no heart ni Doon! Doon! Doon!Copy !req
422. Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom!Copy !req
423. Anchikushou to cheki cheki chekiCopy !req
424. Take an instax with the scumbagCopy !req
425. Hey! Meido no princess! (Fuu!)Copy !req
426. Hey! Maid princesses from Hell!Copy !req
427. Oshite kunnakya Baan! Baan! Baan!Copy !req
428. Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam!Copy !req
429. Pannier mau daikaitenCopy !req
430. Petticoats whirl in a scuffleCopy !req
431. Maid kissa de kakurenboCopy !req
432. Hide-and-seek at the maid cafeCopy !req
433. Nice okyuuji daiseikyouCopy !req
434. Nice service for booming salesCopy !req
435. Renai wa no noCopy !req
436. Falling in love is a big no-noCopy !req
437. Himitsu no hanazonoCopy !req
438. A cutesy garden of secretsCopy !req
439. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
440. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyunCopy !req
441. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
442. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyunCopy !req
443. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
444. That's the sort of life I leadCopy !req
445. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
446. Mock me, and you just might bleedCopy !req
447. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
448. Is the hesitation that wells upCopy !req
449. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
450. The lingering scent of a humane soul?Copy !req
451. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
452. Whether you get to live or dieCopy !req
453. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
454. Tread your own pathCopy !req
455. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
456. Have the guts to pull that triggerCopy !req
457. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
458. Who are youCopy !req
459. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req
460. Show me through the painCopy !req