1. Ranko...Copy !req
2. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
3. Welcome home, MistressCopy !req
4. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
5. Welcome home, MistressCopy !req
6. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
7. Omelet fully loaded with chicken and riceCopy !req
8. Make it yummy, moe moe kyunCopy !req
9. With plenty of milk and plenty of loveCopy !req
10. Let's cast a spell, moe moe kyunCopy !req
11. Seeing sooo many masters here makes me so happy, oink!Copy !req
12. Fresh out of Moe Moe ForestCopy !req
13. This maid's going whole hog, oink!Copy !req
14. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
15. Kawaii is justice, oink!Copy !req
16. My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!Copy !req
17. Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplentyCopy !req
18. Welcome home to the pigsty!Copy !req
19. Hey! This is my maid way!Copy !req
20. Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom!Copy !req
21. Take an instax with the scumbagCopy !req
22. Hey! Maid princesses from Hell!Copy !req
23. Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam!Copy !req
24. Petticoats whirl in a scuffleCopy !req
25. Hide-and-seek at the maid cafeCopy !req
26. Nice service for booming salesCopy !req
27. Falling in love is a big no-noCopy !req
28. A cutesy garden of secretsCopy !req
29. Yes!Copy !req
30. He did not have the figurine on him.Copy !req
31. He says he already sold it.Copy !req
32. To a man named Kijima.Copy !req
33. That's what he said.Copy !req
34. U-um...Copy !req
35. Would one of these help?Copy !req
36. I thought your hair might be in the way.Copy !req
37. Oh...Copy !req
38. Use whichever one you'd like.Copy !req
39. I shall borrow this one.Copy !req
40. Uh no, just take it.Copy !req
41. Much appreciated.Copy !req
42. Come to Oinky Doink Cafe!Copy !req
43. Please come to our cafe!Copy !req
44. Did something good happen?Copy !req
45. Nerula!Copy !req
46. Yes, kind of.Copy !req
47. Hey, don't you bother us civilians!Copy !req
48. Jeez, a maid just tried to give me a flyer!Copy !req
49. What if she kills me?Copy !req
50. Oh Gracey-poo, what an unruly town this is!Copy !req
51. Um, who are those people?Copy !req
52. They're from an anime figurine company.Copy !req
53. I've heard they're known for
handling premium figurine deals.Copy !req
54. Show me the dummy.Copy !req
55. Yes, that will do.Copy !req
56. An amateur won't see the difference.Copy !req
57. We'll sell that to Taira for a high price.Copy !req
58. Gracey-poo, don't you worry!Copy !req
59. I won't let anyone touch you!Copy !req
60. It's best to stay away from them.Copy !req
61. The hell d'ya want?Copy !req
62. Looking for a rom-ham-tic time?Copy !req
63. Come to Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
64. You think I'd be intimidated by some damn maid?Copy !req
65. I could take over your sorry little cafe, just like that.Copy !req
66. Damn maid?Copy !req
67. Should a maid be initiating violence?Copy !req
68. It's BECAUSE I'm a maid.Copy !req
69. What?Copy !req
70. An Akiba maid can't simply back down
after an affront like this.Copy !req
71. Maids should be cute by nature.Copy !req
72. You cannot possibly be a maid.Copy !req
73. You, foreigner...Copy !req
74. Were you sent by Taira?Copy !req
75. I am here to escort you, sir.Copy !req
76. I refuse to acknowledge you as a maid.Copy !req
77. R-Ranko...Copy !req
78. You all look awfully chipper.Copy !req
79. Even though you've hardly paid back
any of the sweets money you've built up.Copy !req
80. Given how much trouble you're causing,Copy !req
81. you can't complain no matter
what kind of job we ask you to do.Copy !req
82. Hey!Copy !req
83. Then it's time to talk busine-Copy !req
84. Hey, how much water d'ya expect me to drink, dipshit?Copy !req
85. The damn liquid's sloshing around in my gut!Copy !req
86. Wanna see me spew it out like the Merlion fountain?Copy !req
87. But hold on...Copy !req
88. That's quite a body you've got.Copy !req
89. Manager!Copy !req
90. Yes, whatever you say!Copy !req
91. There's a job that's highly appropriate for her.Copy !req
92. Let us go negotiate terms.Copy !req
93. I bet it's another high-risk job.Copy !req
94. Well, don't you worry.Copy !req
95. I can't call myself a manager if I can't protect my staff.Copy !req
96. One last thing...Copy !req
97. The eggs in the fridge are past their expiration date,
but they're still good to go.Copy !req
98. Um, where's Ranko?Copy !req
99. She went straight to the venue.Copy !req
100. We'd better head over, too.Copy !req
101. We'll cross Mansei Bridge in the opposite direction
toward a successful tomorrow!Copy !req
102. So you made her take on the job, after all.Copy !req
103. Huh?Copy !req
104. But you said a manager's
supposed to protect her staff!Copy !req
105. The wind's blowing our way.Copy !req
106. Ranko's on board, too.Copy !req
107. Fine, so where are we going?Copy !req
108. The Akiba Fluffy n' Sweet Club.Copy !req
109. Aww, how cute!Copy !req
110. Is the job like, a live gig or something?Copy !req
111. That's right.Copy !req
112. One that pumps you chock-full of adrenaline.Copy !req
113. Hi-yah!Copy !req
114. Die!Copy !req
115. Damn it! Do you know how much I bet on you?Copy !req
116. This is the Akiba Fluffy n' Sweet Club?Copy !req
117. 'Kay, do your job as seconds.Copy !req
118. Ranko?Copy !req
119. Don't tell me you're competing?Copy !req
120. I shall do my best.Copy !req
121. What? A maid shouldn't have to do this!Copy !req
122. Striving for the sake of her cafe is what a maid does.Copy !req
123. Ranko Mannen will lose in the third round by knockout...Copy !req
124. without fail, exactly as you wish.Copy !req
125. Ashtray.Copy !req
126. Right here.Copy !req
127. I practice a special breathing technique.Copy !req
128. Hot!Copy !req
129. If you don't want an eyepatch on your other eye too,
you'd better deliver.Copy !req
130. Madam Taira...Copy !req
131. Kijima is here to show you a figurine.Copy !req
132. Rigged?Copy !req
133. Dude, not so loud!Copy !req
134. You mean we're supposed to lose and
take the compensation?Copy !req
135. Not just that.
We know the outcome, right?Copy !req
136. So we'll bet on the opponent and rake in the profits!Copy !req
137. Honestly, our chief's a genius.Copy !req
138. Hmm...Copy !req
139. I see a new face is up against the champ.Copy !req
140. That intimidating presence...Copy !req
141. This maid, Ranko, looks promising.Copy !req
142. But Pure Milky Masami's the uncontested reigning
champion despite those delicate arms!Copy !req
143. She's in peak condition to win this
third consecutive championship.Copy !req
144. It's gonna be one hell of a fight!Copy !req
145. I'm gonna crush my opponent to a pulp again!Copy !req
146. U-uncontested champion?
I'm gonna crush my opponent to a pulp again!Copy !req
147. That girl?Copy !req
148. You're extremely fortunate, Ms. Taira.Copy !req
149. This is an item you'll never see out on the market.Copy !req
150. We just managed to acquire one ourselves.Copy !req
151. Gracey-poo!Copy !req
152. Grace Inomata...Copy !req
153. A character from the anime
"Legendary Fighter Nobuaki."Copy !req
154. She's one of my favorites, too.Copy !req
155. Though still in grade school,Copy !req
156. she's an exceptional mentor
who supports Nobuaki's development.Copy !req
157. Her devotion inspired me so much as a young child.Copy !req
158. But she's as minor as a subcharacter can get.Copy !req
159. There were very few figurines made to begin with...Copy !req
160. And that scarcity jacked her price up,Copy !req
161. easily beyond the ten million yen mark.Copy !req
162. I'll pay any price.Copy !req
163. It's only because of my admiration for her
that I managed to train up the star fighter out there.Copy !req
164. Yes!Copy !req
165. Wait...Copy !req
166. Wh-wh-why on earth did you win?Copy !req
167. Only just barely.Copy !req
168. In the first round, KO in a single punch?Copy !req
169. Only just barely.Copy !req
170. What do you mean?Copy !req
171. I told you a dozen times to lose in the third round!Copy !req
172. Now that I've been in the ring,
I realize that I have difficulty pulling my punches.Copy !req
173. It's contrary to how I've lived my life.Copy !req
174. How odd.Copy !req
175. Was the opponent unaware of the deal?Copy !req
176. It must be tough creating a star in a world
where strength is everything, hmm?Copy !req
177. In any case, about the price for Gracey-poo...Copy !req
178. M-ma'am...Copy !req
179. This would have happened either way.Copy !req
180. Now bring me those pigheads!Copy !req
181. So, uh...Copy !req
182. I'm asking if you realize what the hell you've done?Copy !req
183. I have a dream!Copy !req
184. Huh?Copy !req
185. I want to buy a cottage in Hawaii and live there
surrounded by pretty boys without having to work!Copy !req
186. So please, give us another chance!Copy !req
187. I'll get Ranko to win through to the finals!Copy !req
188. She'll totally wipe out the competition!Copy !req
189. And why should I want her to win?Copy !req
190. When the crowd is dead sure
Ranko's going to win it all,Copy !req
191. she'll get her ass whooped in the final match!Copy !req
192. That's the moment your fighter will be a star!Copy !req
193. Please let us help you create a new sensation!Copy !req
194. You can rig the match, right?Copy !req
195. Probably.Copy !req
196. You wanna rig the match, right?Copy !req
197. Not particularly.Copy !req
198. Just lose the finals!
You got that, right?Copy !req
199. In theory.Copy !req
200. What do you say?Copy !req
201. See how committed Ranko here is?Copy !req
202. Okay, fine.Copy !req
203. Get in here!Copy !req
204. She's a deficient maid who can't even smile,Copy !req
205. but she has fighting skills from her military experience.Copy !req
206. This dirtbag of yours can't win,
even if she messes with the plan.Copy !req
207. So you're a maid, too.Copy !req
208. I simply dressed like a maid.Copy !req
209. Neither you nor I are true maids.Copy !req
210. No.Copy !req
211. Once you put a uniform on,
anyone has the right to be a maid.Copy !req
212. The only judge that determines
whether you're a maid or not is yourself.Copy !req
213. I'll go along with that plan of yours.Copy !req
214. Hey, you!Copy !req
215. Go shove this body into the car in the parking lot.Copy !req
216. Understood.Copy !req
217. And why are you naked?Copy !req
218. To show my sincerity!Copy !req
219. You still have to fight?Copy !req
220. It was my blunder, after all.Copy !req
221. We're gonna cross Mansei Bridge
in the opposite directionCopy !req
222. toward a successful tomorrow.Copy !req
223. You're scheming again.Copy !req
224. For the first step toward tomorrow...Copy !req
225. Let's go.Copy !req
226. What are these?Copy !req
227. You can borrow money with your organs as collateral.Copy !req
228. Organs?Copy !req
229. We just have to win!Copy !req
230. And even if we lose, you apparently only need like,
half a stomach to survive anyway.Copy !req
231. For real?
That's like borrowing money for free!Copy !req
232. Would you take a stomach and lung combo?Copy !req
233. I'm witnessing a legend in the making, right here.Copy !req
234. It's the birth of a new star!Copy !req
235. She has to fight to rig the match?Copy !req
236. We might as well cheer her on.Copy !req
237. Ranko's breaking her neck in there.Copy !req
238. Hey, hold on!Copy !req
239. Ms. Taira!Copy !req
240. Have you seen our president?Copy !req
241. He disappeared after you asked to see him!Copy !req
242. He never came here,
but we did find this on our security camera.Copy !req
243. Boss!Copy !req
244. The bitch! Should we take her out?Copy !req
245. That would interrupt the tournament.Copy !req
246. Let us handle this matter.Copy !req
247. Huh?Copy !req
248. I promise to satisfy your thirst for vengeance,Copy !req
249. in the final ring.Copy !req
250. A dead maid tells no tales.Copy !req
251. Die with the blame for this missing figurine
on your shoulders, Ranko Mannen.Copy !req
252. You've told Zoya to pummel her to death?Copy !req
253. Yes, but Ranko Mannen is requesting to see you.Copy !req
254. She says she has something for you.Copy !req
255. Go hurl some salt at her.Copy !req
256. The only judge that determines
whether you're a maid or not is yourself.Copy !req
257. When we give the signal, take her out.Copy !req
258. Listen, only a monkey makes the same mistake twice!Copy !req
259. No counterstrikes!Copy !req
260. Take any punches that come your way!Copy !req
261. You're gonna lose!
You've gotta lose!Copy !req
262. In which round?Copy !req
263. The twelfth round.Copy !req
264. Right!Copy !req
265. You can do this!
You can lose!Copy !req
266. All right! Get out there with confidence!Copy !req
267. I will.Copy !req
268. Here it is!Copy !req
269. The final match between two monster rookies!Copy !req
270. An MMA fight with twelve rounds!
It's insane!Copy !req
271. The odds are stacked in Ranko Mannen's favor
but I doubt it'll play out that smoothly.Copy !req
272. Damn, I don't have enough organs to bet all I want!Copy !req
273. Lose for the cafe.Copy !req
274. For the cafe...Copy !req
275. Impressive.Copy !req
276. I couldn't see her punches.Copy !req
277. She has to keep taking those blows?Copy !req
278. Are you not going to strike back?Copy !req
279. Nice! Very nice!Copy !req
280. I can see tomorrow dawning!
Just keep this up to the end!Copy !req
281. She can't!
Not for eleven rounds!Copy !req
282. That woman...Copy !req
283. You've got the go-ahead; do it.Copy !req
284. Khorosho.Copy !req
285. Huh? The back of the head?Copy !req
286. That's, uh, a nut!
A nut shot!Copy !req
287. Nope, not a nut shot.Copy !req
288. What? Hey, referee!Copy !req
289. Now die!Copy !req
290. Ranko!Copy !req
291. Hey! Did you just try to strike back?Copy !req
292. No.Copy !req
293. Maybe you should stop.Copy !req
294. She's coming for the kill, for sure.Copy !req
295. She is not!Copy !req
296. Ranko can do this!Copy !req
297. I can see Hawaii coming my way!Copy !req
298. Don't you realize Ranko's about to be killed
for some petty cash?Copy !req
299. No problem.
I won't take any more of those hits.Copy !req
300. The winds are blowing our way!
The winds of Waikiki!Copy !req
301. Ranko!Copy !req
302. So battered and worn, and you call yourself a maid?Copy !req
303. I'm an Oinky Doink maid.Copy !req
304. Your cafe is full of would-be maids, then?Copy !req
305. Excuse me?Copy !req
306. I'm saying anyone who acknowledges you
as a maid must be crap, just like you!Copy !req
307. Bastard...Copy !req
308. R-R-Ranko?Copy !req
309. What the heck?
Only a monkey makes the same-Copy !req
310. Uh, hey! Okachimachi?Copy !req
311. Ack! Stop that! Hey! Ranko?Copy !req
312. Ranko...
Ranko!Copy !req
313. I must apologize.
Rankoooooo!Copy !req
314. Your hair tie...Copy !req
315. Do you have a spare one in your pouch?Copy !req
316. Oh! I have one!Copy !req
317. Sorry for the hassle.Copy !req
318. Um...Copy !req
319. Huh?Copy !req
320. Isn't this...Copy !req
321. You're ready to fight now?Copy !req
322. You can't spit on our cafe's good name...Copy !req
323. and get away with it!Copy !req
324. Because I'm a maid.Copy !req
325. This wasn't the deal!Copy !req
326. Those rotten pigheads!Copy !req
327. O-oh crap!Copy !req
328. My pancreas! My pancreas!Copy !req
329. Come on, please lose, Ranko.Copy !req
330. What is her deal?Copy !req
331. Can she really be called a maid?Copy !req
332. I was always denied cute things from an early age.Copy !req
333. That was then I discovered the world of maid cafes,Copy !req
334. and aspired to become a maid myself.Copy !req
335. But the maids I envisioned in my mind...Copy !req
336. didn't reek of blood like this!Copy !req
337. They were all brightness and sparkles...Copy !req
338. and brimming with so much cuteness it was blinding.Copy !req
339. So why...Copy !req
340. She's smiling?Copy !req
341. But I...Copy !req
342. I...Copy !req
343. You're gonna look great!Copy !req
344. Just smile!
You're gonna look great!Copy !req
345. Jeez, can't you act cuter?Copy !req
346. You're not cut out to be a maid!Copy !req
347. But I don't know how to smile!Copy !req
348. I won't have it!Copy !req
349. You aren't cute, at all!Copy !req
350. You're wrong; I am.Copy !req
351. Especially today, because I'm wearing
this hair tie I received from Nagomi.Copy !req
352. If I win against her,
will that help me acknowledge myself?Copy !req
353. If, like her, I can call myself cute?Copy !req
354. Shall we?Copy !req
355. Vmeste!Copy !req
356. Ranko...Copy !req
357. Ranko!Copy !req
358. Go for the win!Copy !req
359. Ranko, you're very cute.Copy !req
360. As are you.Copy !req
361. Cheburashka...Copy !req
362. Ranko...Copy !req
363. Uh?Copy !req
364. No, don't!Copy !req
365. M-my pancreas, my spleen...Copy !req
366. Those pieces of shit!
Don't let them out alive!Copy !req
367. We found this note posted in the hallway.Copy !req
368. "Ms. Taira, there's something I would like to tell you
about the body you had me take care of."Copy !req
369. That means our president came here.Copy !req
370. You must have killed him!Copy !req
371. You sold off your organs?Copy !req
372. The pancreas is just decorative, y'know...
I'm all burned out, down to ashes, pure white ashes.Copy !req
373. Hey, listen, that Kijima guy made a fortune
off of premium figurines, right?Copy !req
374. Y-yes, apparently.Copy !req
375. Maybe we can sell this off?Copy !req
376. Well, that was all for nothing.Copy !req
377. We didn't manage to pay offCopy !req
378. any of our overdue sweets money.Copy !req
379. Just be glad you got to keep your organs!Copy !req
380. Lamenting won't get us to tomorrow!Copy !req
381. Striking it rich starts one step at a time.Copy !req
382. For starters, I got some extra manpower!Copy !req
383. I'm the new maid joining Oinky Doink
strting today, Zoya!Copy !req
384. I'll do my very best to become a cute maid!Copy !req
385. Th-the one from yesterday!Copy !req
386. Are you really the same person?Copy !req
387. This is the true, real me!Copy !req
388. An overseas hire, huh?Copy !req
389. Taira is dead!Copy !req
390. I got her for free, no strings attached!Copy !req
391. We've finally gone international!Copy !req
392. I'm a total novice with no knowledge to speak of,
but I'll do my very best,Copy !req
393. so I'm counting on you to teach me, Ranko.Copy !req
394. It's good to have you.Copy !req
395. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyunCopy !req
396. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyunCopy !req
397. That's the sort of life I leadCopy !req
398. Mock me, and you just might bleedCopy !req
399. Is the hesitation that wells upCopy !req
400. The lingering scent of a humane soul?Copy !req
401. Whether you get to live or dieCopy !req
402. Tread your own pathCopy !req
403. Have the guts to pull that triggerCopy !req
404. Who are youCopy !req
405. Show me through the painCopy !req
406. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
407. The Worth of a Maid's Fist and Pancreas!Copy !req
408. The Akiba Fluffy n' Sweet ClubCopy !req
409. Fizzle Fizzle PlopCopy !req
410. I Want to Borrow Your PancreasCopy !req
411. Entrail ChargersCopy !req
412. MMA 101Copy !req
413. TrialCopy !req
414. ShiftCopy !req
415. A popular Russin cartoon character,Copy !req
416. so named because he tumbled out of a crate.Copy !req
417. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
418. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
419. Kawaii wa seigi da buuCopy !req
420. Kawaii is justice, oink!Copy !req
421. Saikou saikyou aashi no make, tension oni ageCopy !req
422. My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!Copy !req
423. Yasai mashi mashi karame mashi abura mashi mashi ninniku oomeCopy !req
424. Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplentyCopy !req
425. Okaerinasaimase butagoya eCopy !req
426. Welcome home to the pigsty!Copy !req
427. Hey! Watashi no maid way! (Fuu!)Copy !req
428. Hey! This is my maid way!Copy !req
429. Kimi no heart ni Doon! Doon! Doon!Copy !req
430. Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom!Copy !req
431. Anchikushou to cheki cheki chekiCopy !req
432. Take an instax with the scumbagCopy !req
433. Hey! Meido no princess! (Fuu!)Copy !req
434. Hey! Maid princesses from Hell!Copy !req
435. Oshite kunnakya Baan! Baan! Baan!Copy !req
436. Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam!Copy !req
437. Pannier mau daikaitenCopy !req
438. Petticoats whirl in a scuffleCopy !req
439. Maid kissa de kakurenboCopy !req
440. Hide-and-seek at the maid cafeCopy !req
441. Nice okyuuji daiseikyouCopy !req
442. Nice service for booming salesCopy !req
443. Renai wa no noCopy !req
444. Falling in love is a big no-noCopy !req
445. Himitsu no hanazonoCopy !req
446. A cutesy garden of secretsCopy !req
447. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
448. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyunCopy !req
449. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
450. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyunCopy !req
451. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
452. That's the sort of life I leadCopy !req
453. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
454. Mock me, and you just might bleedCopy !req
455. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
456. Is the hesitation that wells upCopy !req
457. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
458. The lingering scent of a humane soul?Copy !req
459. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
460. Whether you get to live or dieCopy !req
461. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
462. Tread your own pathCopy !req
463. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
464. Have the guts to pull that triggerCopy !req
465. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
466. Who are youCopy !req
467. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req
468. Show me through the painCopy !req