1. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
2. What if she loses?Copy !req
3. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
4. It's your turn.Copy !req
5. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
6. Okaerinasaimase ojousamaCopy !req
7. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
8. Okaerinasaimase ojousamaCopy !req
9. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
10. Ranchiki tappuri omuraisuCopy !req
11. Oishikunaare moe moe kyunCopy !req
12. Milk tappuri aijou tappuriCopy !req
13. Mahou o kakemasho moe moe kyunCopy !req
14. Kyou mo takkusan goshujinsamaCopy !req
15. Ga kite kurete shiawase ippai da buuCopy !req
16. Moe moe no mori kara kimashitaCopy !req
17. Tokoton ganbaru maid da buuCopy !req
18. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
19. Kawaii wa seigi da buuCopy !req
20. Saikou saikyou aashi no make, tension oni ageCopy !req
21. Yasai mashi mashi karame mashi abura mashi mashi ninniku oomeCopy !req
22. Okaerinasaimase butagoya eCopy !req
23. Hey! Watashi no maid way! (Fuu!)Copy !req
24. Kimi no heart ni Doon! Doon! Doon!Copy !req
25. Anchikushou to cheki cheki chekiCopy !req
26. Hey! Meido no princess! (Fuu!)Copy !req
27. Oshite kunnakya Baan! Baan! Baan!Copy !req
28. Pannier mau daikaitenCopy !req
29. Maid kissa de kakurenboCopy !req
30. Nice okyuuji daiseikyouCopy !req
31. Renai wa no noCopy !req
32. Himitsu no hanazonoCopy !req
33. Good morning.Copy !req
34. G-good morning...Copy !req
35. Although feuds between Akihabara maids have been
relatively calm in recent years,Copy !req
36. the incident last night is suspected to be part ofCopy !req
37. That's Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam!
a long-standing rivalry between the Maidalien chainCopy !req
38. Ranko and Nagomi, you really smashed things up.
and the industry-leading Creatureland Group.Copy !req
39. Indeed we did.
Police are on high alert for any developments in the situation.Copy !req
40. Isn't this going a bit too far?
Police are on high alert for any developments in the situation.Copy !req
41. You think the chief's okay?
Police are on high alert for any developments in the situation.Copy !req
42. Nice shot!Copy !req
43. The plan was to make Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam
kill one of your piglets in order to spark a dispute.Copy !req
44. Wiping them out instead, that's unacceptable.Copy !req
45. You've created a huge problem for us.Copy !req
46. Hey! Don't move!Copy !req
47. Nice shot!Copy !req
48. If you value your life,Copy !req
49. I suggest paying up your sweets money properly.Copy !req
50. Nice shot!Copy !req
51. Sorry for the wait, oink!Copy !req
52. Right, here you go!Copy !req
53. S-so it's business as usual?
What would you like to order?Copy !req
54. S-so it's business as usual?
Please excuse me.Copy !req
55. Even after what happened?Copy !req
56. I recommend the First Pigsty Visit lunch and
the Heartthrob Ginger Pork lunch,Copy !req
57. but the Pigsty lunch will get you a instax photo
together with one of us piglets, oink!Copy !req
58. I wonder if Yumechi does scary stuff
behind the scenes, too?Copy !req
59. Here's the Piggly Jiggly Rice Omelet you ordered.Copy !req
60. It comes with a ketchup doodle service.Copy !req
61. Now, if you will allow me...Copy !req
62. She shot people like it was nothing.Copy !req
63. Nagomi?Copy !req
64. You look mad pale.Copy !req
65. Everything okay?Copy !req
66. Uh, I just didn't sleep very well...Copy !req
67. Why don'tcha go for a stroll?Copy !req
68. A stroll?Copy !req
69. Well, the maid version of a stroll.Copy !req
70. Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
71. Come to Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
72. Hold on!Copy !req
73. Isn't this my chance to run away from here?Copy !req
74. Hey, you!Copy !req
75. Think you can hand those out for
your pathetic little store on our turf?Copy !req
76. We might just kill ya, runt!Copy !req
77. But I was told our group has proper permission to-Copy !req
78. Maybe, but you're at the friggin' bottom of the heap!Copy !req
79. Don't think that means you can get cocky, underling!Copy !req
80. I'm very sorry!Copy !req
81. Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
82. Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
83. Giving out flyers is pretty tough, isn't it?Copy !req
84. Most people are in such a hurry
they won't even take one.Copy !req
85. Yes, I'm definitely still learning.Copy !req
86. Oh, then are you new to this?Copy !req
87. I am.Copy !req
88. Our place is tiny, though.Copy !req
89. That's okay!Copy !req
90. Ours is small too.Copy !req
91. Um...Copy !req
92. I should introduce myself.Copy !req
93. My name is Nerula, from Invader Cafe Destron.Copy !req
94. Oh, I'm Nagomi Wahira from Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
95. It's very nice to meet you!Copy !req
96. We're not affiliated,Copy !req
97. but as fellow small cafe workers,
let's do the best we can!Copy !req
98. Though the skirmishes can be rough.Copy !req
99. Does that happen all the time as a maid?
The skirmishes and other scary stuff?Copy !req
100. Well, of course violence is part of the deal,Copy !req
101. but being a maid isn't all bad, you know?Copy !req
102. You put your trust in your cafe and your group,
and they look after you in return.Copy !req
103. The world of maid cafes is like a big family.Copy !req
104. Plus you get to wear a cute uniform!Copy !req
105. You're right.Copy !req
106. I think I'll keep at it for a little longer.Copy !req
107. That's the spirit.
Think "Dream big, go go!" okay?Copy !req
108. Right! Thank you so much!Copy !req
109. I'm back!Copy !req
110. Oh, someone seems a lot happier.Copy !req
111. I am! I've got to "Dream pig, go go!"Copy !req
112. True, gotta "Dream pig, go go!"Copy !req
113. Yes!Copy !req
114. Oh, Chief!Copy !req
115. This cafe is going out of business.Copy !req
116. What?Copy !req
117. Right! Ranko, you wrap up.
Make it quick.Copy !req
118. Very well.Copy !req
119. Hey, explain.Copy !req
120. I don't know if you wanna hear about it.Copy !req
121. Explain!Copy !req
122. Fine.Copy !req
123. Please say you'll lend us money.Copy !req
124. How much?Copy !req
125. A lot would be nice.Copy !req
126. A lot?Copy !req
127. As much I would like to lend you a lot,
I'd need some collateral.Copy !req
128. What kind of collateral?Copy !req
129. Let's see...Copy !req
130. It could be land, a building...Copy !req
131. Oh, our cafe then.Copy !req
132. That's too funny.Copy !req
133. You sold it?
You sold our cafe?Copy !req
134. No, but it's collateral!Copy !req
135. Don't you know?Copy !req
136. You get it back in the end!Copy !req
137. Then this is what we can offer.Copy !req
138. This isn't a lot...Copy !req
139. Are you looking to get more?Copy !req
140. It sure wouldn't hurt to have more.Copy !req
141. I see.Copy !req
142. Then there's a wise way to invest that money.Copy !req
143. At a members-only entertainment facility
called Maid Casino.Copy !req
144. Uh, do I look like a sucker to you?Copy !req
145. It involves maids.Copy !req
146. That's gotta be shady.Copy !req
147. That's what you would think, right?Copy !req
148. But it's actually completely safe and legal,
and you can increase your funds while having fun!Copy !req
149. I'll make money?Copy !req
150. Of course!Copy !req
151. Plenty of maids come as customers, too.Copy !req
152. I can take you right away if you'd like.Copy !req
153. "Maid Casino"?Copy !req
154. What, you went?Copy !req
155. I need to calm down.
At least I'm still alive.Copy !req
156. You should've died!Copy !req
157. Don't you realize how precious the cafe is?Copy !req
158. It's more important to a maid than her own life!Copy !req
159. But I did it for all of you!Copy !req
160. How could you possibly know what it's like
to have to gamble for your sakes?Copy !req
161. Wait, what? What does that mean?Copy !req
162. That's it? This place is going to shut down?Copy !req
163. We're screwed.Copy !req
164. Done, we are so done.Copy !req
165. Chief, I'm done balancing the register.Copy !req
166. Wait! We're not done.Copy !req
167. We've got the proceeds from
working our asses off right here.Copy !req
168. You spent the day gambling though, right?Copy !req
169. With that little money?
No way!Copy !req
170. If you assume it's impossible, it will be.Copy !req
171. Self-doubt only leads to failure!Copy !req
172. Be confident.Copy !req
173. Let's say it all together: "Yes, we can."Copy !req
174. Say, "Yes, we can!"Copy !req
175. That's right, we can if we try!Copy !req
176. Then what should we do right now?Copy !req
177. You know the answer right, Nagomi?Copy !req
178. I don't!Copy !req
179. My horoscope was totes sweet today.
This'll be a cinch!Copy !req
180. A gambling loss can only be
earned back with gambling, huh?Copy !req
181. This is where we begin our epig comeback!Copy !req
182. A checkmaid straight to your heart!Copy !req
183. Welcome to Maid Casino!Copy !req
184. Hi, hi!Copy !req
185. Where should we start?Copy !req
186. Here.Copy !req
187. Here.Copy !req
188. Huh?Copy !req
189. Of course not.Copy !req
190. She lost all that money and now she's back.Copy !req
191. Is she an idiot?Copy !req
192. What? Can we wring money outta her?Copy !req
193. Not at all.Copy !req
194. I already got hold of her cafe.Copy !req
195. No, wait, there's still something worth taking.Copy !req
196. Garbage we can turn into cash.Copy !req
197. Hello Mistress, is this your first time at Maid Casino?Copy !req
198. It is!Copy !req
199. In that case, these slot machines
are great to start off with.Copy !req
200. Thank you, that's very kind!Copy !req
201. Take your time and enjoy!Copy !req
202. I'm not sure how these work, but I've got to try!Copy !req
203. Huh? Is this...Copy !req
204. Looks like your doing good!Copy !req
205. Chief! It seems that way.Copy !req
206. How is everybody else doing?Copy !req
207. Looking good, looking good!Copy !req
208. Wow, three potential bingos?Copy !req
209. Everyone's doing so well.Copy !req
210. Time to make our move, then.Copy !req
211. Luck's on your side!Copy !req
212. I bet that's enough for the cafe already!Copy !req
213. Wow!Copy !req
214. Then let's wrap it up here and go home!Copy !req
215. Are you sure about that, Nagomi?Copy !req
216. Gambling is the same as life.Copy !req
217. You can lose.Copy !req
218. You can get laughed at.Copy !req
219. But what you can't do is run away.Copy !req
220. Chief...Copy !req
221. You did good.Copy !req
222. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
223. Right!Copy !req
224. At this rate, we'll rake in enough for the sweets money!Copy !req
225. You lost too, Ranko?Copy !req
226. Regretfully.Copy !req
227. We're completely out of money.Copy !req
228. Mistresses...Copy !req
229. Are you enjoying yourselves?Copy !req
230. I'm a dealer at the Moe Moe Poker table.Copy !req
231. I'm here to let you know that a game is about to start.Copy !req
232. Poker?Copy !req
233. It's the game with the highest stakes here at our casino.Copy !req
234. Here's the minimum buy-in...Copy !req
235. There's no way we have enough.Copy !req
236. Isn't there a way we can play?Copy !req
237. Well, seeing as you're all maids,Copy !req
238. I could suggest a way to play
without having enough chips.Copy !req
239. A suggestion? What?Copy !req
240. By pledging your maid futures as collateral.Copy !req
241. Our futures?Copy !req
242. No! I don't want to go!Copy !req
243. Please! I'll do anything!Copy !req
244. Stop!Copy !req
245. I don't want to go!Copy !req
246. No! Don't!Copy !req
247. You'll pledge the money you're going to
make in the future as collateral,Copy !req
248. so it's safe with no risk!Copy !req
249. Uh...Copy !req
250. We'll do it!Copy !req
251. What? We can't do that!Copy !req
252. No way!Copy !req
253. Right, Shiipon?Copy !req
254. But we can't go home like this.Copy !req
255. The real deal starts now.Copy !req
256. I knew before we even started.Copy !req
257. This way.
I'll take you all to the poker area.Copy !req
258. 'Kay, let's go!Copy !req
259. Much obliged.Copy !req
260. I'm starting to think maybe, or I'm pretty sure,Copy !req
261. everyone at Oinky Doink is really dicey?Copy !req
262. If you assume it's impossible, it will be.Copy !req
263. Self-doubt only leads to failure.Copy !req
264. Be confident.Copy !req
265. Then what should we do right now?Copy !req
266. You know the answer right, Nagomi?Copy !req
267. We should go home.Copy !req
268. Poker is about reading the other players' thoughts.Copy !req
269. The key is how well you can read them.Copy !req
270. Okay...Copy !req
271. So your value as a maid translates into
the number of chips, huh?Copy !req
272. Wait, my lifetime income is pathetic!Copy !req
273. Huh? I have even less than Ranko or Nagomi!Copy !req
274. And you have way too much, Yumechi!Copy !req
275. Of course I do.Copy !req
276. This mistress here is all in.Copy !req
277. It's a moe moe chance!Copy !req
278. Please show your hand.Copy !req
279. Ooh, the suspense!
And, open!Copy !req
280. Three of a kind.Copy !req
281. Two pair.Copy !req
282. Three-nine!Copy !req
283. I thought I had a shot.Copy !req
284. Three-nine can't beat a five-five, huh?Copy !req
285. Damn novice.Copy !req
286. Whatever, that's one down.Copy !req
287. If you have no chips left, make your way over there.Copy !req
288. Whaaaat?Copy !req
289. Nope. Nope!Copy !req
290. Um, is this a winning hand?Copy !req
291. Dammit...Copy !req
292. What happens if we lose?Copy !req
293. According to the rumors...Copy !req
294. Up in the bitter cold Bearing Sea,
you catch crabs without rest.Copy !req
295. Apparently they wear you down until
no one would ever recognize you as a maid.Copy !req
296. For real? Hilarious.Copy !req
297. What do we do?Copy !req
298. It's time for the next game.Copy !req
299. Then allow me to go first.Copy !req
300. Ranko, what would you do if I told you to
entrust me with all of your chips?Copy !req
301. I would.Copy !req
302. Both my chips and my life.Copy !req
303. Thanks.Copy !req
304. Looks like Yumechi's gonna use Ranko's chips.Copy !req
305. Then if Yumechi loses we're done for?Copy !req
306. You've got this, Yumechi!Copy !req
307. I believe in ya!Copy !req
308. She's the last one, huh?Copy !req
309. Okay now, where should we ship
those cuts of tenderloin?Copy !req
310. First betting round.Copy !req
311. A raise.Copy !req
312. This Mistress here has doubled the wager.Copy !req
313. A moe moe big chance!Copy !req
314. That customer's awfully confident.
Makes me want to step up to the challenge.Copy !req
315. That should make things interesting.Copy !req
316. What a dumb maid.Copy !req
317. You have zero chances of winning.Copy !req
318. She calls.Copy !req
319. Check.Copy !req
320. Check.Copy !req
321. All right, it's the final betting round.Copy !req
322. Raise.Copy !req
323. That increases the wager eightfold.Copy !req
324. It's the moe moe final chance!Copy !req
325. Yumechi, you've got this, right?Copy !req
326. You're okay?Copy !req
327. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
328. What if she loses?Copy !req
329. I hear the Bearing Sea gets down
to minus thirty degrees!Copy !req
330. They say if you fall in the water,
you die in three seconds!Copy !req
331. No way, no friggin' way.Copy !req
332. Dang, Yumechi had the best horoscope today,
so I thought she'd win.Copy !req
333. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
334. It's your turn.Copy !req
335. If you don't fold, it will be game over right now.Copy !req
336. I'm all in.Copy !req
337. Yumechi went for it!Copy !req
338. Is that really wise?Copy !req
339. Maybe she's like, "whatevs."Copy !req
340. Why? There's no way she can win.Copy !req
341. Why is she going for it with that hand?Copy !req
342. All right then.Copy !req
343. Please show your hands in a clockwise direction.Copy !req
344. Mistress, please show your hand.Copy !req
345. You can't call yourself a maid with that level of service.Copy !req
346. Do you think I didn't notice?Copy !req
347. You never deal the top card to your shill player there,Copy !req
348. in order to cheat.Copy !req
349. She's cheating?Copy !req
350. That's not fair! Not fair at all!Copy !req
351. Better go back to your hometown and start over!Copy !req
352. You won some and lost some so we wouldn't catch on,Copy !req
353. but when you get a winning hand,
you have a habit of always fiddling with your glasses.Copy !req
354. I see right through you.Copy !req
355. That confident bet was a bluff to dupe me.Copy !req
356. You didn't touch your glasses this time.Copy !req
357. That means I have the winning hand.Copy !req
358. M-Mistress, what are you-Copy !req
359. Yumechi!Copy !req
360. I knew you'd do it!Copy !req
361. Yeah, go!Copy !req
362. A full house and a full house...Copy !req
363. Did Yumechi win?Copy !req
364. Nope, she lost.Copy !req
365. What?Copy !req
366. Well, good game.Copy !req
367. Wow, what a great game, so moving.Copy !req
368. You!Copy !req
369. Well then, please come over here.Copy !req
370. Go ahead, go ahead.Copy !req
371. Right, you'll be departing at 21:00.Copy !req
372. You can't make me catch any crabs!Copy !req
373. My cafe! Gimme back my cafe!Copy !req
374. Quit yer whining, turd!Copy !req
375. You're gonna delay our shipment, porkbrains!Copy !req
376. Time is money in business.
You know that, right? Huh?Copy !req
377. Huh?Copy !req
378. Think you crappy maids no better'n garbage
can run a cafe here in Akiba?Copy !req
379. Maybe in 50,000 years!Copy !req
380. Huh?Copy !req
381. That's too funny.Copy !req
382. We're taking back our cafe.Copy !req
383. You lost, so back the hell down!Copy !req
384. Shut up, blockhead!
You're the ones who cheated!Copy !req
385. We've been putting in hard, honest work!Copy !req
386. What a drag...
Let's get this over with.Copy !req
387. I haven't used a gun in like, ages.Copy !req
388. Get back here, chumps!Copy !req
389. You'll have it maid in Hell with this!Copy !req
390. Allow me to send you off.Copy !req
391. There was an explosion last night at a building in Akihabara,Copy !req
392. and according to investigations,Copy !req
393. it was due to a scuffle in an underground casino.Copy !req
394. This establishment had close connections to a loan shark businessCopy !req
395. Awful stuff, I tell you.
and took advantage of borrowers in need of money,Copy !req
396. Apparently it's not unusual these days, either.
regularly pressuring them into gambling.Copy !req
397. That explosion was a little risky.
regularly pressuring them into gambling.Copy !req
398. Kinda like fireworks.
Got a jump on summer, y'know?Copy !req
399. But you know?
The loan shark's gone and the cafe's safe.Copy !req
400. I did good, didn't I?Copy !req
401. Uh, we didn't get anywhere with all the
sweets money we're behind on.Copy !req
402. The soy sauce, may I take it?Copy !req
403. Uh, sure.Copy !req
404. I need to calm down.Copy !req
405. At least I'm still alive.Copy !req
406. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
407. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
408. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
409. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
410. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
411. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
412. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
413. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
414. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
415. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
416. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req
417. Gambling Adoracalypse: YumechiCopy !req
418. An AkihabaraCopy !req
419. maid feud?Copy !req
420. Wuv-Wuv MoonbeamCopy !req
421. Akihabara Maid Cafe Wiped OutCopy !req
422. An AkihabaraCopy !req
423. maid feud?Copy !req
424. Wuv-Wuv MoonbeamCopy !req
425. An Attack by an Affiliate of a Major Chain?Copy !req
426. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
427. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
428. Bound for the Octopus RoomCopy !req
429. Bound for the Octopus RoomCopy !req
430. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
431. Trouble in anCopy !req
432. underground casino?Copy !req
433. Building Explodes in AkihabaraCopy !req
434. Trouble in anCopy !req
435. underground casino?Copy !req
436. Underground Casino Linked to Loan Shark BustedCopy !req
437. Himitsu no hanazonoCopy !req
438. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
439. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
440. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
441. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
442. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
443. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
444. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
445. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
446. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
447. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
448. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req