1. Get over here, you!Copy !req
2. Get!Copy !req
3. Miss Nagi, this is the maid who offed Ranko Mannen.Copy !req
4. One of my maids got hold of her.Copy !req
5. Which cafe is she from?Copy !req
6. From Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam, the one that Ranko Mannen
wiped out right after getting out of the joint.Copy !req
7. Do you have any idea what you've done?Copy !req
8. I'm not a Creature!Copy !req
9. Or an axolotl, either!Copy !req
10. I'm a black space bunny!Copy !req
11. Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam is the only place I belong!Copy !req
12. So you wanted revenge?Copy !req
13. Boss, should she sleep with the fishes in Kanda River?Copy !req
14. Boss?Copy !req
15. An "enjoyable" maid cafe?
Very funny.Copy !req
16. You can release her.Copy !req
17. But...Copy !req
18. Don't make me say it twice.Copy !req
19. A-all right...Copy !req
20. Yap all you want.
You're a Creature now.Copy !req
21. Let's see you prove your worth.Copy !req
22. Wh-what do you mean?Copy !req
23. Now that it's come to this, we go whole ham.Copy !req
24. It's all out war.Copy !req
25. Look, maids.Copy !req
26. I really wish they wouldn't use the same funeral hall.Copy !req
27. It's another gang war casualty, isn't it?Copy !req
28. Apparently this maid got out of prison
less than a year ago.Copy !req
29. I bet she deserved it.Copy !req
30. I just wish Akiba could be rid of all these maid cafes.Copy !req
31. What are the police doing?Copy !req
32. Not so loud!Copy !req
33. You never know what they'll do if they hear us!Copy !req
34. Did you hear Ranko Mannen's dead?Copy !req
35. That's what the pig gets for getting cocky.Copy !req
36. A thirty-six-year-old maid dying
feels like the end of an era.Copy !req
37. Damn straight!Copy !req
38. The other swine will be quick to follow
so she won't be alone for long.Copy !req
39. It just goes to show Akiba needs
more beef than pork, y'know?Copy !req
40. 'Kay, see ya.Copy !req
41. See moo.Copy !req
42. Where's the maid who killed Ranko?Copy !req
43. You're that pig from Oinky Doink...Copy !req
44. Who did the job?Copy !req
45. How the hell should I know, fucking hog?Copy !req
46. Now we can tag your ear like the heifer you are.Copy !req
47. Guess we should go for a nose ring next?Copy !req
48. A-all right, stop!Copy !req
49. I'll talk. I'll talk, okay?Copy !req
50. Who's the one who killed Ranko?Copy !req
51. A-a maid who used to be at Wuv-Wuv Moonbeam.Copy !req
52. Did the head give the order?Copy !req
53. I don't know,Copy !req
54. but the head's rounding up soldiers and weapons
to crush Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
55. And where's the head right now?Copy !req
56. Y-you think an underling maid like me would know?Copy !req
57. C'mon, let me off!Copy !req
58. You go tell the other Creatures:Copy !req
59. Nagomi Wahira is in mourning.Copy !req
60. I'm black pork now.Copy !req
61. I want to know about the maid named Uzuko
who used to work upstairs.Copy !req
62. Never heard of her.Copy !req
63. I don't have time for this!Copy !req
64. Tell me where the head lives.Copy !req
65. Why the heck would I know that?Copy !req
66. Her parents' address, then.Copy !req
67. Like I said, I don't know.Copy !req
68. Is that Ranko's gun?Copy !req
69. I'll tell you a bit about the past.Copy !req
70. It was twenty-something years ago.Copy !req
71. A maid named Michiyo brought
an orphaned Uzuko home with her.Copy !req
72. Even as a kid, her eyes always looked
starved for something.Copy !req
73. That was back when Michiyo was well-known
as a warmonger maid in Akiba.Copy !req
74. She intended to raise Uzuko as her successor.Copy !req
75. It wasn't until Ranko joined the cafe
that Michiyo changed.Copy !req
76. I think her innocent sincerity rubbed off on Michiyo.Copy !req
77. Michiyo changed her policyCopy !req
78. to make the Maid Teahouse a cafe
that didn't rely on violence.Copy !req
79. But Uzuko couldn't bear to see
Michiyo give up violence.Copy !req
80. Chief!Copy !req
81. So Uzuko arranged a hit on Michiyo and killed her.Copy !req
82. And now Ranko's dead as well.Copy !req
83. Uzuko has no place to call home.Copy !req
84. So I reckon she doesn't even have an address.Copy !req
85. Not that I'd know or anything.Copy !req
86. She craves power because she's more afraid
of being alone than anyone.Copy !req
87. But that power is why she ends up alone.Copy !req
88. She's a sad, foolish creature.Copy !req
89. If you don't intend to eat, I need you to leave.Copy !req
90. Sorry for th' trouble.Copy !req
91. You're not gonna eat?Copy !req
92. Nagomi! Where have you been?Copy !req
93. You're still wearing that thing?Copy !req
94. You didn't even come to the funeral!Copy !req
95. Hey!Copy !req
96. Nagomi?Copy !req
97. Where's the key?Copy !req
98. The Chief has it.Copy !req
99. Hey, what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
100. The Creatures are coming for us.Copy !req
101. For real?Copy !req
102. We need weapons.Copy !req
103. So you're just gonna steal the cafe's money?Copy !req
104. We don't have any time!Copy !req
105. If we don't get prepared quickly,
they'll just decimate us!Copy !req
106. Just calm down a sec.Copy !req
107. How can you stay calm?Copy !req
108. Aren't you all maids?Copy !req
109. They took out one of ours!Copy !req
110. If they kill one of ours, we get them back.
Isn't that what maids do?Copy !req
111. Zoya, go get armed!Copy !req
112. But...Copy !req
113. I'm gonna send as many goddamn
Creatures as I can to Hell,Copy !req
114. then I'm gonna see Ranko there
with a smile on my face!Copy !req
115. Nerula...Copy !req
116. Please forgive me for having to change.Copy !req
117. Well, well, well...Copy !req
118. You sure got me good the udder day, pigface!Copy !req
119. You think a damn pig deserves to get all cocky?
What's going on over there?Copy !req
120. Here, have anudder one!Copy !req
121. Here's seconds!Copy !req
122. So...Copy !req
123. Are you satisfied?Copy !req
124. That enough to satisfy you?Copy !req
125. You're dead.Copy !req
126. about?Copy !req
127. Is this all being a maid's about?Copy !req
128. What's that?Copy !req
129. All this threatening and beating and killing!Copy !req
130. Is that any fun?Copy !req
131. Do you enjoy making people scared of you? Huh?Copy !req
132. The hell's wrong with her?Copy !req
133. What's the point of being a maid?Copy !req
134. Come on, tell me!Copy !req
135. She snapped from getting clobbered too much.Copy !req
136. I'll end her, right now.Copy !req
137. Hey, there's too many people around.Copy !req
138. You'd better not.Copy !req
139. Fine.Copy !req
140. She's only got a few days left to live, anyway.Copy !req
141. Don't run from me!Copy !req
142. Aren't you maids?Copy !req
143. Hey! Let's have some more fun here!Copy !req
144. She should have just thrown this shabby thing away.Copy !req
145. Who keeps this kind of thing?Copy !req
146. Is this dirt?Copy !req
147. That wasn't Koshien, jeez.Copy !req
148. Just look at how awful I look.Copy !req
149. Damn it, she wants us to raid the pigsty now?Copy !req
150. We don't have the time to prepare!Copy !req
151. Are you questioning the head's decision?Copy !req
152. That's not what I mean.Copy !req
153. Still, I have no idea what the head
is thinking these days.Copy !req
154. It's ever since that Ranko Mannen
got out of the joint.Copy !req
155. She disowned the pigsty, took them back,
and now she's trying to crush them again.Copy !req
156. It's not easy to cope with.Copy !req
157. True.Copy !req
158. Maybe Miss Nagi's reign is coming to an end.Copy !req
159. Nagomi!Copy !req
160. Where the hell did you-Copy !req
161. What the-Copy !req
162. What happened to your face?Copy !req
163. Nagomi, we're ready to fight, too.Copy !req
164. It's to avenge Ranko.Copy !req
165. We'll take down as many as we can down with us.Copy !req
166. If it's war they want,
we've gotta grit our teeth and go for it.Copy !req
167. Nagomi?Copy !req
168. At first, I wasn't so sure about Ranko.Copy !req
169. She didn't have any moe, she looked dead serious,Copy !req
170. and she killed people right off the bat.Copy !req
171. But being a maid with Ranko was so much fun.Copy !req
172. Ranko said that Oinky Doink was her family.Copy !req
173. I don't want to lose this place, either.Copy !req
174. But the Creatures are coming for us, aren't they?Copy !req
175. It'll be a fight to the death.Copy !req
176. We're Creatures too, after all.Copy !req
177. Do you enjoy the way Oinky Doink is now?Copy !req
178. Are your masters feeling the moe?Copy !req
179. Are the corners of your mouth turned upwards?Copy !req
180. My mouth is sad at times.Copy !req
181. But there's nothing we can do about it now.Copy !req
182. I think there's something we can do,
precisely because we're maids.Copy !req
183. You have something in mind?Copy !req
184. We'll spring a maid war on them.Copy !req
185. Miss Nagi, would you consider
exterminating the pigs at a later date?Copy !req
186. We haven't worked things out with the cops yet.Copy !req
187. If we cause much more bloodshed,
a fair number of maids will end up in the slammer.Copy !req
188. We stick to the plan.Copy !req
189. You mentioned you would be participating yourself.Copy !req
190. Are you serious?Copy !req
191. I am.Copy !req
192. Widdle teddy here thinks you shouldn't!Copy !req
193. If anything were to-Copy !req
194. Bear?Copy !req
195. Moo?Copy !req
196. Mooooo!Copy !req
197. Any maids who refuse to obey me can die.Copy !req
198. Large ramen: extra veggies, topped with sauce
and a load of garlic. Six of 'em.Copy !req
199. No, make that seven.Copy !req
200. Sure.Copy !req
201. Nagomi, lemme have a bite of that.Copy !req
202. I'd like some too.Copy !req
203. Me too.Copy !req
204. Can I have some too?Copy !req
205. It's been a while, Uzuko.Copy !req
206. Ranko's dead. She-Copy !req
207. I'm about to go exterminate the swine.Copy !req
208. Better get lost.Copy !req
209. Ranko still called you her sister.Copy !req
210. Stop talking.Copy !req
211. I just wish you and Ranko
could have had my ramen aga-Copy !req
212. Dipping noodles are the new thing now.Copy !req
213. Let's go.Copy !req
214. Welcome home to the pigsty!Copy !req
215. Huh?Copy !req
216. Wow, I can't believe we have
so many mistresses here.Copy !req
217. What a sweet, sweet surprise!Copy !req
218. Are you like, nervous 'cuz we're crazy cute?Copy !req
219. C'mon, relax!Copy !req
220. There are lots of cute maids here
at Oinky Doink Cafe!Copy !req
221. What's that?Copy !req
222. We've come to kill you.Copy !req
223. Thanks, oinky doink!Copy !req
224. But first, why not experience some moe
here at Oinky Doink Cafe?Copy !req
225. Are you shitting us?Copy !req
226. Today is our Moe Moe Blam Campaign Day!Copy !req
227. Any mistress with a gun can enjoy
all of our services for free!Copy !req
228. Shall I kill them?Copy !req
229. There's twenty-six of us.Copy !req
230. Hamks so much, oink!Copy !req
231. You heard her. Sit.Copy !req
232. This here is a brick house called Oinky Doink
where some cute little pigs live.Copy !req
233. So that we can become the finest
Iberico pork to feed the humans,Copy !req
234. us piglets have been waiting to
serve all of you mistresses, oink!Copy !req
235. You messing with us, jackass?Copy !req
236. Jackass? There are no rabbits or donkeys here.Copy !req
237. It's just a house for pigs!Copy !req
238. Miss Nagi, I heard you were once
a maid here in this location.Copy !req
239. That was a long time ago.Copy !req
240. Mistresses! Let me take your oinkders right away.Copy !req
241. What would you suggest?Copy !req
242. I would recommend the
Live Porkformance Oinky Doink Special!Copy !req
243. We'll get that for all of us.Copy !req
244. But once the performance is over, you all die.Copy !req
245. You have a discerning snout, Mistress!Copy !req
246. Watch as I make this drink here
extra tasty with a snort!Copy !req
247. When I say, "oinky-moe," you say, "snort snort," okay?Copy !req
248. Ready, and, oinky-moe!Copy !req
249. Snooort!Copy !req
250. Getting embarrassed at a maid cafe is not oinkay!Copy !req
251. Especially you, Mistress!Copy !req
252. Get that scowl off your face!Copy !req
253. That's it, you're asking for it!Copy !req
254. Don't. I'll kill her myself later.Copy !req
255. Thanks, oinky doink!Copy !req
256. It's like you've given up being human.Copy !req
257. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
258. Oinky-moe!Copy !req
259. Snort, snort.Copy !req
260. Doinky-moe!Copy !req
261. Snort, snort.Copy !req
262. Oinky doink doink!Copy !req
263. Oh, yay!Copy !req
264. Thanks to you all,
your drinks are now sow much tastier!Copy !req
265. How's this so good, damn it?Copy !req
266. Why'd you turn off the lights?Copy !req
267. Is this a trap, bastards?Copy !req
268. You think we're gonna take this crap?Copy !req
269. Hey, everyone!
Hamks so much for coming!Copy !req
270. I'm so hap-pig to see so many of you
here to see us today!Copy !req
271. We're here to kill you, damn it!Copy !req
272. Thanks, oinky doink!Copy !req
273. I'm Nagomi Wahira, here to sing
like my life depends on it!Copy !req
274. Kirakira kawaiku zettai!
Sparkly and cute to the prime!Copy !req
275. Kirameku watashi ni shoutai!
Come to me I'm sublime!Copy !req
276. Zendai mimon no showtime! Understand?
Unprecedented showtime! Understand?Copy !req
277. Kokokara hajimaru Cinderella story
This is where my Cinderella story starts, right hereCopy !req
278. What's this lame-ass dance?Copy !req
279. I can't tell if you're singing or snorting!
What's this lame-ass dance?Copy !req
280. I can't tell if you're singing or snorting!
We want our money back!Copy !req
281. Tsukareta sono kokoroni
If ever your soul is feeling worn outCopy !req
282. Present agetaino
Let me give a present just for youCopy !req
283. Egao mo sono namida mo
This lovely smile, and even those tearsCopy !req
284. Zenbukagayaku ai desu
There's sparkly love infused in them allCopy !req
285. Douzo!
Here you go!Copy !req
286. She needs sharper moves.Copy !req
287. Wait, hold on!Copy !req
288. You need sharper moves.Copy !req
289. That part there should go like this.Copy !req
290. Oh, I get it now.Copy !req
291. You're so very good at this, Uzuko.Copy !req
292. I do hope I'll be a wonderful maid like you someday!Copy !req
293. Mujun fujun the otome gokoro
Contrary, tricky, that's how a girl's heart works!Copy !req
294. Wagamama kana?
Maybe that's selfish, huh?Copy !req
295. Gomennasai
I'm sorryCopy !req
296. ni mirai o makeup!
make up my own futureCopy !req
297. Minna ikkuyo!
Come on, everyone!Copy !req
298. Kanaetai negai wa
So many dreams! To make come true!Copy !req
299. Iroiro arukedo ima wa
I gotta strive to pursueCopy !req
300. Donna jibun ni datte narerumade
Right now, you never know who I'll get to beCopy !req
301. Wa wakaranai desho
Until the day comes I'm who I want to beCopy !req
302. Nandemo kandemo damedame demo daijoubu
Even if everything just plain sucks, it's tolerableCopy !req
303. Chakkari shikkari kikkari mada powerful
Topped it, got it, on it, I'm still powerfulCopy !req
304. Junbi wa iidesu ka?
Are you all ready to go?Copy !req
305. Kira kira no watashi afuredasu sekai
Just watch me as I sparkle, see my world taking overCopy !req
306. Dokidoki de harahara de mainichi busy! Oh my god!
So exciting, what a thrill! Everyday busy, oh my god!Copy !req
307. Kirakira de wakuwaku de kimochi wa eien ni seventeen
So much sparkle, heart a-glow! Inside I always feel seventeenCopy !req
308. Dokidoki de harahara de meiwaku sorry! Goaikyou!
So exciting, what a thrill! Sorry for the trouble, it's part of the fun!Copy !req
309. Kirakira de wakuwaku de subete ni koisuru pretty heart!
So much sparkle, heart a-glow! A pretty heart adores it all!Copy !req
310. Aishite
Love me doCopy !req
311. Miss Nagi...Copy !req
312. Their applause means nothing.Copy !req
313. So much has happened since I've come to Akiba.Copy !req
314. I've seen maids who were terrifying die,Copy !req
315. and I've seen maids who were dear to me die as well.Copy !req
316. Everyone on all sides killed so many
to avenge the maids who died.Copy !req
317. But I don't think that's any fun.Copy !req
318. Why should maids have to hit each other?Copy !req
319. How does using guns help spread moe?Copy !req
320. If you don't pull the trigger, you get killed.Copy !req
321. You need to be strong to survive here in Akiba.Copy !req
322. A maid either takes or gets taken.Copy !req
323. A maid's job is to serve others.Copy !req
324. Like a maid I respect once said:Copy !req
325. "Oinky Doink Cafe is hap-pig to serve as
a home to all masters anytime, oink!"Copy !req
326. Welcome home, Mistress.Copy !req
327. Welcome home?Copy !req
328. That's right.Copy !req
329. Starting today, this is your home, Uzuko.Copy !req
330. Cut the sentimental crap.Copy !req
331. In the end, a maid is ultimately alone.Copy !req
332. Mistress, if you ever feel lonely,
please try coming home to Oinky Doink Cafe again.Copy !req
333. I promise you we'll make you feel the moe moe kyun!Copy !req
334. Nagomi, was it?Copy !req
335. Yes!Copy !req
336. You're a shitty maid who doesn't even
come close to Miss Michiyo.Copy !req
337. A maid who's exactly like Ranko.Copy !req
338. Oh, well...Copy !req
339. That's such an honor, oink.Copy !req
340. Mistress, were you able to enjoy Oinky Doink Cafe?Copy !req
341. Nagomi!Copy !req
342. Nagomi!Copy !req
343. Nagomi!Copy !req
344. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyun
Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
345. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyun
Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
346. That's the sort of life I lead
Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
347. Mock me, and you just might bleed
Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
348. Is the hesitation that wells up
Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
349. The lingering scent of a humane soul?
Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
350. Whether you get to live or die
Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
351. Tread your own path
Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
352. Have the guts to pull that trigger
Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
353. Who are you
Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
354. Show me through the pain
Itami de oshietokureCopy !req
355. You probably don't know,Copy !req
356. but Akiba used to be a really rough neighborhood.Copy !req
357. With gunfights and all that.Copy !req
358. Gunfights in Akiba? Seriously?Copy !req
359. Doesn't seem possible now, does it?Copy !req
360. No.Copy !req
361. So why this cafe in particular?Copy !req
362. To see our favorite maid, of course.Copy !req
363. A favorite, huh?
What kind of maid is she?Copy !req
364. A thirty-six-year-old maid.Copy !req
365. What? Thirty-six years old?Copy !req
366. Oh, here she comes.Copy !req
367. Welcome home, Master!Copy !req
368. Victim Was a 36-Year-Old MaidCopy !req
369. Another Maid Feud?Copy !req
370. What Will Become of Akiba?Copy !req
371. Final EpisodeCopy !req
372. At Moe's EndCopy !req
373. Memorial ServiceCopy !req
374. Venue for theCopy !req
375. Late Ranko MannenCopy !req
376. RamenCopy !req
377. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
378. AkihabaraCopy !req
379. PoliceCopy !req
380. StationCopy !req
381. From the friendly baseball gameCopy !req
382. vs. The AxolotlsCopy !req
383. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
384. RamenCopy !req
385. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
386. New Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
387. I gotta strive to pursueCopy !req
388. Right now, you never know who I'll get to beCopy !req
389. Until the day comes I'm who I want to beCopy !req
390. Even if everything just plain sucks, it's tolerableCopy !req
391. Topped it, got it, on it, I'm still powerfulCopy !req
392. Are you all ready to go?Copy !req
393. Just watch me as I sparkle, see my world taking overCopy !req
394. So exciting, what a thrill! Everyday busy, oh my god!Copy !req
395. So much sparkle, heart a-glow! Inside I always feel seventeenCopy !req
396. So exciting, what a thrill! Sorry for the trouble, it's part of the fun!Copy !req
397. So much sparkle, heart a-glow! A pretty heart adores it all!Copy !req
398. Love me doCopy !req
399. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
400. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyunCopy !req
401. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
402. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyunCopy !req
403. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
404. That's the sort of life I leadCopy !req
405. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
406. Mock me, and you just might bleedCopy !req
407. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
408. Is the hesitation that wells upCopy !req
409. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
410. The lingering scent of a humane soul?Copy !req
411. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
412. Whether you get to live or dieCopy !req
413. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
414. Tread your own pathCopy !req
415. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
416. Have the guts to pull that triggerCopy !req
417. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
418. Who are youCopy !req
419. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req
420. Show me through the painCopy !req