1. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
2. Welcome home, MistressCopy !req
3. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
4. Welcome home, MistressCopy !req
5. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
6. Omelet fully loaded with chicken and riceCopy !req
7. Make it yummy, moe moe kyunCopy !req
8. With plenty of milk and plenty of loveCopy !req
9. Let's cast a spell, moe moe kyunCopy !req
10. Seeing sooo many masters here makes me so happy, oink!Copy !req
11. Fresh out of Moe Moe ForestCopy !req
12. This maid's going whole hog, oink!Copy !req
13. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
14. Kawaii is justice, oink!Copy !req
15. My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!Copy !req
16. Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplentyCopy !req
17. Welcome home to the pigsty!Copy !req
18. Hey! This is my maid way!Copy !req
19. Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom!Copy !req
20. Take an instax with the scumbagCopy !req
21. Hey! Maid princesses from Hell!Copy !req
22. Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam!Copy !req
23. Petticoats whirl in a scuffleCopy !req
24. Hide-and-seek at the maid cafeCopy !req
25. Nice service for booming salesCopy !req
26. Falling in love a big no-noCopy !req
27. A cutesy garden of secretsCopy !req
28. In the early hours of this morning,Copy !req
29. the body of an unidentified male was found
in the Kanda River in Chiyoda City, Tokyo.Copy !req
30. The remains were badly mutilated and police are working
to identify the deceased as soon as possible-Copy !req
31. Man, it's busy, so busy.Copy !req
32. You could help too, Chief!Copy !req
33. If we don't have enough hands,
we could just hire some new maids!Copy !req
34. We can do that?Copy !req
35. Well, we're totally raking it in
thanks to the Lady Omoe effect.Copy !req
36. It's true, maybe we could add some new maids.Copy !req
37. I get to have underlings?Copy !req
38. Oh, welcome back!Copy !req
39. Oka... Oka... Oka...Copy !req
40. It's Okachimachi!Copy !req
41. No way...Copy !req
42. That's such a horrible way to go.Copy !req
43. Okachimachi's been offed on the "o"...Copy !req
44. The "o"...Copy !req
45. How could they?Copy !req
46. That doesn't spell "Radio" anymore.Copy !req
47. It's "Radipanda!"Copy !req
48. It fell?Copy !req
49. The head's empty?Copy !req
50. You were the one inside the suit?Copy !req
51. You're alive!Copy !req
52. You have something on there.Copy !req
53. Oinky Doink Cafe is hereby disowned
from the Creatureland Group.Copy !req
54. You're kidding!
Show me that!Copy !req
55. It's legit.Copy !req
56. This can't be real.Copy !req
57. It's just a bad dream, right?Copy !req
58. Damn it! I can't get through!Copy !req
59. There's no surviving in Akiba
if we're disowned by the group.Copy !req
60. Just when our sales are growing
thanks to the Lady Omoe effect!Copy !req
61. Why would they do this?Copy !req
62. Yes, what the hay?Copy !req
63. What's going to happen to us?Copy !req
64. They'll come for us right away.Copy !req
65. Chief, what do we do?Copy !req
66. Don't expect me to answer everything!Copy !req
67. Think for yourself for once!Copy !req
68. I can't come up with anything!Copy !req
69. Me neither!Copy !req
70. We're really pigs now.Copy !req
71. In this cage we call Akiba,
just waiting for the day we get slaughtered.Copy !req
72. Man, I didn't plan on dying this young...Copy !req
73. How could they?Copy !req
74. You're still only thirty-six, Ranko.Copy !req
75. I'm still filled with doubt all the time.Copy !req
76. Nagomin!Copy !req
77. Oh, good morning.Copy !req
78. The cafe still isn't-Copy !req
79. Do you remember Akai?Copy !req
80. Yes, the one who was always dressed in red?Copy !req
81. Akai is dead.Copy !req
82. You know the body they found in
the Kanda River last week?Copy !req
83. That was Akai.Copy !req
84. The police say he may have been tortured.Copy !req
85. Sounds like a maid did the job.Copy !req
86. Wait, what?Copy !req
87. You're kidding, right?
A maid wouldn't murder a master-Copy !req
88. He bragged about you at other cafes, Nagomin.Copy !req
89. Of course the maids there weren't happy about that,Copy !req
90. but he was kind of oblivious.Copy !req
91. Honestly, we're scared, too.Copy !req
92. They might have us pegged as
Oinky Doink Cafe regulars.Copy !req
93. Sorry, we can't come home to Oinky Doink anymore!Copy !req
94. We can't be fans if we're dead!Copy !req
95. Goodbye!Copy !req
96. Welcome home to the pigsty...Copy !req
97. We're so sorry, our cafe has a strict no maids policy.Copy !req
98. What do you mean?Copy !req
99. We're just regular meowstresses.Copy !req
100. You're so obviously maids.Copy !req
101. I spy some dashing masters over here!Copy !req
102. I hope you don't mind if we join you?Copy !req
103. Uh, well...Copy !req
104. Hey, that's mine-Copy !req
105. This isn't fit fur drinking!Copy !req
106. There are better cafes around that
don't serve this kind of pig slop!Copy !req
107. Come on, let's skip this joint.Copy !req
108. Uh, no, I...Copy !req
109. Whose master d'ya think you're harassing?Copy !req
110. Moo, someone's scary!Copy !req
111. Huh?Copy !req
112. Um, hey!Copy !req
113. We have to go soon, actually.Copy !req
114. Oh, right!Copy !req
115. I hope you come home again soon!Copy !req
116. Uh, yeah...Copy !req
117. Now this is what a pigsty should look like!Copy !req
118. Why?Copy !req
119. Why would you do this?Copy !req
120. A Dazzlion was supposed to be the next
Lady Omoe at the festival, okay?Copy !req
121. You're the ones who ignored that rule.Copy !req
122. It's because I became the next Lady Omoe?Copy !req
123. So what if it is?Copy !req
124. Huh?Copy !req
125. If we're disowned, you're an enemy.Copy !req
126. Fine by me.Copy !req
127. Wanna go? Huh?Copy !req
128. Ranko? Why?Copy !req
129. The forty-year-old maid knows what's what.Copy !req
130. We'll be back to-meow-row!Copy !req
131. Ranko, why did you stop me?Copy !req
132. Ranko, you getting soft on us?Copy !req
133. I'm to blame for Oinky Doink getting disowned.Copy !req
134. I once made an oath of sisterhood with
the current head of the Creatureland Group.Copy !req
135. What?Copy !req
136. Is that the sister you talked about before?Copy !req
137. Yes.Copy !req
138. I used to work together with the head.Copy !req
139. For real?Copy !req
140. For real.Copy !req
141. In the 1960s, there was a maid named Miss Michiyo
who was a formidable force in Akiba.Copy !req
142. The place where Oinky Doink Cafe is now used to be
a maid cafe founded by Miss Michiyo,Copy !req
143. called the Maid Teahouse.Copy !req
144. The head and I worked as maids there.Copy !req
145. She was the one who taught me everything
back when I had very little experience as a maid.Copy !req
146. However, we regretfully clashed
over the cafe's policies.Copy !req
147. I believe the head has disowned our cafe
due to her contempt for me.Copy !req
148. Pops, load me up.Copy !req
149. Tomorrow, I shall go settle this properly.Copy !req
150. You can't go by yourself!Copy !req
151. This is all because I stole the Lady Omoe title!Copy !req
152. No, this is between me and the head.Copy !req
153. I can't drag the rest of you into it.Copy !req
154. Why would anybody from our cafe
think you dragged us into this?Copy !req
155. Right?Copy !req
156. Huh?Copy !req
157. We won't ever forget you, Ranko.Copy !req
158. You go live out your responsibility.Copy !req
159. I shall.Copy !req
160. This isn't right!Copy !req
161. Don't you all agree?Copy !req
162. But is there any other way?Copy !req
163. At this rate, we're all gonna be killed.Copy !req
164. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
165. We don't have what it takes to protect Ranko.Copy !req
166. Though it sucks to admit it.Copy !req
167. Zoya?Copy !req
168. If we go, that means we undermine Ranko's resolve.Copy !req
169. Fine, forget it!Copy !req
170. Even if it's just me-Copy !req
171. Are you prepared to die?Copy !req
172. If not, you'll just get in my way.Copy !req
173. Well then, it will be an early morning for me tomorrow,
so I will take my leave.Copy !req
174. Pops, I wish you all the best.Copy !req
175. Ever since she met you lot,
she really looked like she was enjoying herself.Copy !req
176. She's desperate about protecting you all.Copy !req
177. Though she doesn't know how to show it.Copy !req
178. Why?Copy !req
179. You can't go without your star player.Copy !req
180. We can't abandon you, y'know?Copy !req
181. If we're going to call ourselves mushrooms,
we have to get in the basket!Copy !req
182. Let's show 'em the power of a true bond.Copy !req
183. Hey, you objected until the last minute.Copy !req
184. You may lose your lives.Copy !req
185. Ranko, I'm prepared.Copy !req
186. Not prepared to die,Copy !req
187. but to make sure all of us come back
to Oinky Doink together!Copy !req
188. All of you...Copy !req
189. Thank you so very-Copy !req
190. How does it look today?Copy !req
191. Your skin is glowing in a way
that befits the top of the ecosystem.Copy !req
192. Good.Copy !req
193. Whaddaya think yer doing, punks?Copy !req
194. Do you have any idea who's behind these doors?Copy !req
195. You're coming with us.Copy !req
196. All right! All of you, out!Copy !req
197. And leave your weapons!Copy !req
198. Ignore them and riddle these pigheads
with bullet holes!Copy !req
199. What're y'all standing around for?Copy !req
200. Get the hell out!Copy !req
201. If you're going to kill me, do it already.Copy !req
202. You're our hostage.Copy !req
203. You wusses shouldn't be picking a fight
with the king of beasts!Copy !req
204. My horoscope sucked today.
Think I'm gonna die?Copy !req
205. Nah, we'll be fine.
Female intuition.Copy !req
206. Yeah, let's go with that.Copy !req
207. Please excuse me!Copy !req
208. Boss! The swine have taken a hostage
and shut themselves in Dazzlion!Copy !req
209. Kill them.Copy !req
210. But you personally manage Dazzlion...Copy !req
211. Kill them.Copy !req
212. OK-reature!Copy !req
213. You.Copy !req
214. Yes?Copy !req
215. So many leaving...Copy !req
216. Time to go.Copy !req
217. Right!Copy !req
218. There's like, a ton of them.Copy !req
219. Listen up, Creatures!Copy !req
220. If you value this lion's life-Copy !req
221. Don't they care about the hostage?Copy !req
222. The hell, man?Copy !req
223. Good old Miss Nagi!Copy !req
224. We're going to hell together, swine!Copy !req
225. Don't let them faze you!Copy !req
226. We can't let those Creatures near us!Copy !req
227. I'll take out the lot of you!Copy !req
228. No one's here?Copy !req
229. Do you think everyone headed over to Dazzlion?Copy !req
230. It says the CEO room is on the top floor.Copy !req
231. Ranko Mannen!Copy !req
232. No way...Copy !req
233. Hand over yer guns.Copy !req
234. Our head wants to see you.Copy !req
235. I wouldn't dream of getting out of here alive.Copy !req
236. Please excuse me! I've brought 'em!Copy !req
237. Shall we?Copy !req
238. Yes!Copy !req
239. Allow me to return these!Copy !req
240. I'm so sorry I took the Lady Omoe title!Copy !req
241. I never thought I'd win it that easily...Copy !req
242. Get your head up.Copy !req
243. Ranko, why are you here?Copy !req
244. To ask you to reconsider disowning Oinky Doink.Copy !req
245. You're not here to kill me?Copy !req
246. I did want to kill you.Copy !req
247. But I realize now I can't do it, Uzuko.Copy !req
248. If at all possible, I would rather not kill you, either.Copy !req
249. Uzuko...Copy !req
250. Ranko, I'll prepare you a seat among the higher ups.Copy !req
251. So long as you prove your sincerity.Copy !req
252. Go kill the pigs at Oinky Doink.Copy !req
253. I know that you're desperate to protect the pigstyCopy !req
254. because you can't get over
what happened Miss Michiyo.Copy !req
255. But it's time to let go.Copy !req
256. From now on, fight to protect me.Copy !req
257. I'm sure Miss Michiyo would understand.Copy !req
258. Working under me will get you everything.Copy !req
259. Security in Akiba, respect from other maids,
masters with wealth...Copy !req
260. I'll provide you with all of that.Copy !req
261. We'll be in the maid business again, together.Copy !req
262. I must apologize.Copy !req
263. I can't do that.Copy !req
264. Why not?Copy !req
265. Oinky Doink Cafe means the world to me.Copy !req
266. Please, allow me to give my life
in exchange for letting Oinky Doink off the hook!Copy !req
267. Ranko!Copy !req
268. You promised we would go home together!Copy !req
269. I find this hard to believe.Copy !req
270. Akiba is going to need a maid cafe
like Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
271. A cafe that can't even squeeze out sweets money?Copy !req
272. I think a sullen-looking person like you
would truly benefit from coming to Oinky Doink.Copy !req
273. Be careful with your choice of words.Copy !req
274. Ranko!Copy !req
275. What's so special about the pigsty?Copy !req
276. I enjoy it there.Copy !req
277. We all went to the casino together
and played baseball.Copy !req
278. We held an event on my birthday
and everyone celebrated it with me.Copy !req
279. And I've gotten much better at ketchup doodling.Copy !req
280. You enjoy it, eh?Copy !req
281. That's good.Copy !req
282. You there.Copy !req
283. Yes?Copy !req
284. Those crab pincers on your head, lop them off.Copy !req
285. Please leave Nagomi out of this!Copy !req
286. I will, gladly.Copy !req
287. Nagomi! You can't!Copy !req
288. Ranko, please let me do my share.Copy !req
289. Zoya!Copy !req
290. I'm fine.Copy !req
291. But I can't stop the bleeding!Copy !req
292. I guess this is it, people.Copy !req
293. I don't want to watch all of you die.Copy !req
294. I'll see you on the other side.Copy !req
295. Hey! What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
296. I'm so glad I was a part of Oinky Doink Cafe.Copy !req
297. A manager can't give up that easily!Copy !req
298. Ranko and Nagomi are fighting as we speak!Copy !req
299. Isn't Oinky Doink your cafe?Copy !req
300. My cafe?Copy !req
301. Don't you mess around with my cafe!Copy !req
302. Allow me to lop off one of my pigtails!Copy !req
303. Ranko, is the pigsty special to you
because this maid got under your skin?Copy !req
304. What could this maid have to offer?Copy !req
305. Answer me.Copy !req
306. Nagomi reminds me of Miss Michiyo.Copy !req
307. Nagomi!Copy !req
308. Power is everything in Akiba.Copy !req
309. A maid with no power has no worth.Copy !req
310. Uzuko! Don't, please!Copy !req
311. If we kept listening to Miss Michiyo,
we would have been massacred.Copy !req
312. You know that now.
That's why you've lived your life killing maids.Copy !req
313. Make your choice:
Me, or her.Copy !req
314. Uzuko!Copy !req
315. Ranko!Copy !req
316. You can't!Copy !req
317. Isn't she your one and only sworn sister, Ranko?Copy !req
318. Shoot me, or else she dies.Copy !req
319. I can't choose.Copy !req
320. You're both precious to me, like family!Copy !req
321. Uzuko...Copy !req
322. please let us off in exchange for my life!Copy !req
323. Oinky Doink Cafe...Copy !req
324. is my home!Copy !req
325. You're a grown thirty-six-year-old and you're crying?Copy !req
326. Please, I implore you.Copy !req
327. They're worth shedding tears over?Copy !req
328. Yes!Copy !req
329. You disappoint me.Copy !req
330. Forget it.Copy !req
331. Uh, what do you...Copy !req
332. Squeeze out ten times as much
sweets money going forward.Copy !req
333. What?Copy !req
334. Then we're not disowned?Copy !req
335. You'll let us off if we pay
ten times as much sweets money?Copy !req
336. You want to die?Copy !req
337. I-I'm sorry! We will!
We'll squeeze it out!Copy !req
338. Uzuko...Copy !req
339. You lot are livestock.Copy !req
340. Work your tails off as fodder for the group.Copy !req
341. Now if that's all, get the hell out.Copy !req
342. Please excuse us!Copy !req
343. Uzuko...Copy !req
344. come see my work as a maid sometime.Copy !req
345. Oinky Doink Cafe is hap-pig to serve
as a home to all masters anytime, oink.Copy !req
346. As if I would ever go to a pigsty.Copy !req
347. Listen up, pigs!
I just got word from our head!Copy !req
348. What're you doing?
Shoot her, now!Copy !req
349. B-but she's unarmed!Copy !req
350. Fire!Copy !req
351. The fighting is over!Copy !req
352. Oops...Copy !req
353. I got a damn hole in my pouch...Copy !req
354. Dude!Copy !req
355. The fighting is over!
Don't shoot!Copy !req
356. Don't you shoot!Copy !req
357. Your hair tie...Copy !req
358. It got ruined.Copy !req
359. Oh, I can just buy another one!Copy !req
360. You're right.Copy !req
361. Nagomi!Copy !req
362. Ranko!Copy !req
363. Hi, everyone!Copy !req
364. You're all alive.Copy !req
365. We were this close to dying, though.Copy !req
366. So what happened?Copy !req
367. She let us off for ten times as much sweets money.Copy !req
368. Ten times? For real?Copy !req
369. We've never even paid properly before.Copy !req
370. Couldn't you have haggled for less?Copy !req
371. No way! The head was terrifying, okay?Copy !req
372. You should be grateful!Copy !req
373. I'll work really hard!Copy !req
374. Everyone...Copy !req
375. Welcome home, to the pigsty.Copy !req
376. Adorable...Copy !req
377. Hmm, I can't decide.Copy !req
378. This one's cute, but I think this one
would look good on Ranko, too.Copy !req
379. Would you like to take that?Copy !req
380. Yes.Copy !req
381. Could you please wrap it as a gift-Copy !req
382. I think this one might suit Ranko.Copy !req
383. Ranko?Copy !req
384. Ranko!Copy !req
385. Ranko! Ranko!Copy !req
386. Ranko! Ranko!Copy !req
387. Someone...Copy !req
388. Someone, please!Copy !req
389. An ambulance!
Call an ambulance!Copy !req
390. Please! Someone call an ambulance!Copy !req
391. Ranko?Copy !req
392. I want to be a maid...Copy !req
393. Don't talk!Copy !req
394. A cute maid...Copy !req
395. You're already a wonderful maid, Ranko!Copy !req
396. A maid I really look up to!Copy !req
397. I want to keep doing this...Copy !req
398. with all of you...Copy !req
399. Ranko...Copy !req
400. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyunCopy !req
401. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyunCopy !req
402. That's the sort of life I leadCopy !req
403. Mock me, and you just might bleedCopy !req
404. Is the hesitation that wells upCopy !req
405. The lingering scent of a humane soul?Copy !req
406. Whether you get to live or dieCopy !req
407. Tread your own pathCopy !req
408. Have the guts to pull that triggerCopy !req
409. Who are youCopy !req
410. Show me through the painCopy !req
411. Crime or Accident?Copy !req
412. Police InvestigationCopy !req
413. Goes NowhereCopy !req
414. Male Body Found in Kanda RiverCopy !req
415. Battles Without MoeCopy !req
416. This Year'sCopy !req
417. Lady OmoeCopy !req
418. Radio BuildingCopy !req
419. Greetings, we trust that you are all doing well.Copy !req
420. This is to notify you that Oinky Doink Cafe isCopy !req
421. hereby disowned from the Creatureland Group.Copy !req
422. Oinky Doink Manager: Yasuko YaegashiCopy !req
423. Oinky Doink Members: Yume Hiiragi, Shino Ayato,Copy !req
424. Okachimachi, Ranko Mannen, Nagomi Wahira, ZoyaCopy !req
425. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
426. Yumechi has had plastic surgery.Copy !req
427. The pork at Oinky Doink is actually worm meat.Copy !req
428. Without a doubt,Copy !req
429. Ranko is aCopy !req
430. forty-year-old pigCopy !req
431. RamenCopy !req
432. Maid TeahouseCopy !req
433. DazzlionCopy !req
434. DazzlionCopy !req
435. CreaturelandCopy !req
436. CreaturelandCopy !req
437. DazzlionCopy !req
438. Oinky Doink CafeCopy !req
439. This maid's going whole hog, oink!Copy !req
440. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsamaCopy !req
441. Welcome home, MasterCopy !req
442. Kawaii wa seigi da buuCopy !req
443. Kawaii is justice, oink!Copy !req
444. Saikou saikyou aashi no make, tension oni ageCopy !req
445. My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!Copy !req
446. Yasai mashi mashi karame mashi abura mashi mashi ninniku oomeCopy !req
447. Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplentyCopy !req
448. Okaerinasaimase butagoya eCopy !req
449. Welcome home to the pigsty!Copy !req
450. Hey! Watashi no maid way! (Fuu!)Copy !req
451. Hey! This is my maid way!Copy !req
452. Kimi no heart ni Doon! Doon! Doon!Copy !req
453. Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom!Copy !req
454. Anchikushou to cheki cheki chekiCopy !req
455. Take an instax with the scumbagCopy !req
456. Hey! Meido no princess! (Fuu!)Copy !req
457. Hey! Maid princesses from Hell!Copy !req
458. Oshite kunnakya Baan! Baan! Baan!Copy !req
459. Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam!Copy !req
460. Pannier mau daikaitenCopy !req
461. Petticoats whirl in a scuffleCopy !req
462. Maid kissa de kakurenboCopy !req
463. Hide-and-seek at the maid cafeCopy !req
464. Nice okyuuji daiseikyouCopy !req
465. Nice service for booming salesCopy !req
466. Renai wa no noCopy !req
467. Falling in love is a big no-noCopy !req
468. Himitsu no hanazonoCopy !req
469. A cutesy garden of secretsCopy !req
470. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyunCopy !req
471. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyunCopy !req
472. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyunCopy !req
473. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyunCopy !req
474. Sorega atai no ikizama saCopy !req
475. That's the sort of life I leadCopy !req
476. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruzeCopy !req
477. Mock me, and you just might bleedCopy !req
478. Mune o yogiru tamerai waCopy !req
479. Is the hesitation that wells upCopy !req
480. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga kaCopy !req
481. The lingering scent of a humane soul?Copy !req
482. Ikirutomo haterutomoCopy !req
483. Whether you get to live or dieCopy !req
484. Onore no michi o tsuranukeCopy !req
485. Tread your own pathCopy !req
486. Hikigane o hiki yagareCopy !req
487. Have the guts to pull that triggerCopy !req
488. Omae ga dare nanokaCopy !req
489. Who are youCopy !req
490. Itami de oshietokureCopy !req
491. Show me through the painCopy !req