Akiba Maid War 1x10

Makoto Kaneko as Akai (voice) • Shota Hayama as Aota (voice) • Kazuki Ura as Midorikawa (voice)

Business at the Oinky Doink Cafe is booming. Meanwhile, the chief sets up a date between Ranko and one of her regulars. A certain panda also attempts to communicate.

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1. I see...

2. That must have been too easy a job for you.

3. It was fine.

4. So, about that job we put on hold.

5. Carry it out right away.

6. You have one week to do it.

7. No problem.

8. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsama

9. Okaerinasaimase ojousama

10. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsama

11. Okaerinasaimase ojousama

12. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsama

13. Ranchiki tappuri omuraisu

14. Oishikunaare moe moe kyun

15. Milk tappuri aijou tappuri

16. Mahou o kakemasho moe moe kyun

17. Kyou mo takkusan goshujinsama

18. Ga kite kurete shiawase ippai da buu

19. Moe moe no mori kara kimashita

20. Tokoton ganbaru maid da buu

21. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsama

22. Kawaii wa seigi da buu

23. Saikou saikyou aashi no make, tension oni age

24. Yasai mashi mashi karame mashi abura mashi mashi ninniku oome

25. Okaerinasaimase butagoya e

26. Hey! Watashi no maid way! (Fuu!)

27. Kimi no heart ni Doon! Doon! Doon!

28. Anchikushou to cheki cheki cheki

29. Hey! Meido no princess! (Fuu!)

30. Oshite kunnakya Baan! Baan! Baan!

31. Pannier mau daikaiten

32. Maid kissa de kakurenbo

33. Nice okyuuji daiseikyou

34. Renai wa no no

35. Himitsu no hanazono

36. One Miracle Pork Stew meal, anypig else?

37. Hamks for the song request!

38. Here we go, in full swineg!

39. "The Pure Maid's Killer Kiss!"

40. Kimi ni girari moe kyun! Moe bakyun I'm targeting you, moe kyun! Moe and blam!

41. The Lady Omoe effect is crazy; we're raking it in.

42. A shot of caffeine into my master.

43. Your Pearls Before Swine Coffee, oink.

44. Thank you.

45. Himitsu no tobira akete Open the secret door

46. Is something wrong?

47. Ai ni kite goshujinsama And come see me, Master

48. No, I just thought it foolish to assume that pigs wouldn't understand the value of pearls.

49. I must say I don't understand, myself.

50. I'm sorry.

51. But I think pearls would suit you, Miss Ranko.

52. It looks like they're hitting it off.

53. Oh, that person after Ranko?

54. Don't you think they're quite a match?

55. What are you saying?

56. Come on, everyone!

57. We need to make the most of this chance we've got!

58. But doesn't Ranko kinda sorta look interested, too?

59. Romance between a master and a maid is off limits!

60. If she breaks the group rules...

61. They'll disown her.

62. She wouldn't get out of Akiba alive, that's for sure.

63. But I betcha Ranko could evade 'em.

64. No I mean, it's all over once a maid falls in love.

65. Ranko is a maid!

66. Maids don't fall in love!

67. Ranko!

68. Was it a riveting conversation?

69. Do you mean with Mr. Suehiro?

70. Aw, you remember his name.

71. I learned it.

72. What did you talk about?

73. He asked me if I wanted to go out somewhere with him this weekend.

74. Whaaat?

75. A date!

76. For real? A date!

77. And you said yes?

78. No, I have yet to reply.

79. Ranko, Saturday at eleven o'clock. You're meeting in front of the station.

80. You just went and said yes?

81. C'mon, he's a banker.

82. Just lead him on a bit and he'll lend us loads of money!

83. Is that true?

84. Well, only a banker would carry around an attaché case like that.

85. You can't be serious.

86. I set things up nicely, so you go have a word with him, Ranko.

87. He's just about to leave.

88. Go ahead.

89. Chief, this isn't allowed!

90. It's just a little date. All the cafes do it, it's fine!

91. We eagerly await your return.

92. Ranko, are you looking forward to it?

93. What do you mean?

94. What? I mean the date, of course.

95. Perhaps I am looking forward to it.

96. I'm sorry.

97. I should be rooting for your happiness.

98. No.

99. The idea of finding happiness is something I cast aside when I entered the maid business.

100. A maid cannot hope for that kind of thing.

101. But I've definitely had moments of happiness getting to be a maid with you, Ranko!

102. You're too kind.

103. Um! Let me help you out with your date, Ranko.

104. Do you have experience going on dates, Nagomi?

105. Of course I do!

106. Actually I don't, I lied.

107. Good morning.

108. Is something wrong?

109. I apologize.

110. I must go out today.

111. Good morning!

112. Good morning.

113. Come over here a moment! Good morning.

114. Get it, though?

115. A real woman never takes her wallet out.

116. That's how you become a woman of high value.

117. It's what I've always done.

118. Gotta feel good about how you look on a date, y'know?

119. It's a date, after all. Right?

120. This is a dress I got from my babushka!

121. Wow, you look mad nice.

122. S-so pretty!

123. You're not bad-looking to begin with, after all.

124. And they won't recognize your mug this way.

125. Listen, Ranko.

126. I think maids deserve to find happiness, too!

127. Thank you.

128. Go enjoy yourself today!

129. I shall go about it with dogged determination.

130. Please excuse me.

131. Go on ahead.

132. Wh...

133. What do you think happiness-

134. Have you been waiting long?

135. No.

136. Shall we?

137. That suits you very well.

138. Into the bag, into the bag, we throw in extra!

139. Hey, missus! How 'bout one for dinner tonight?

140. Did you make this, Miss Ranko?

141. I'm afraid so.

142. That way you talk...

143. It was surprising to hear the first time.

144. I apologize,

145. I only know how to speak in this stiff manner.

146. Oh no, I really like the way you talk.

147. Do you like fan heaters?

148. Yes, I do.

149. They're great, huh? Fan heaters?

150. I have one in my place too, but I don't feel like I get warm at all recently.

151. Perhaps it might be broken?

152. That may be it.

153. What if we buy a kotatsu?

154. We could make some hot pot and eat it at the kotatsu.

155. That would be so warm, I'm afraid we would fall asleep right there.

156. But that's the best part.

157. That does sound nice.

158. Did I say something wrong?

159. No.

160. There's something wrong with me.

161. When I'm with you, I let my guard down for some reason.

162. Miss Ranko...

163. Can we walk around for a little longer?

164. I was actually supposed to do a job today.

165. I've been fixated on work for so long, I never took care of myself at all.

166. I thought that was what I had to do.

167. But that's when I met you, Miss Ranko.

168. Me?

169. I was worn out emotionally, and you gave me a place of solace.

170. As long as I went to Oinky Doink Cafe,

171. I could forget about work and the way you talked would cheer me up.

172. With your frank but sincere attitude,

173. you had occupied a place in my heart before I even knew it.

174. That's why I'm going to be upfront and honest about this.

175. Miss Ranko, would you consider running away from Akiba together?

176. I'm heading up north on the night train tomorrow.

177. I want you to make a decision by then.

178. Obviously, I realize this is such a sudden proposition.

179. I...

180. Tomorrow night at nine o'clock, I'll be waiting at the station's Electric Town exit.

181. Did you want something from me?

182. Let me tell you...

183. the story of a certain maid.

184. Once, there was a young girl who came to Akiba with dreams of becoming a maid.

185. Although she got to be a maid, all she was given was menial tasks.

186. But then, a master appeared who took a liking to her.

187. Her days as a maid had finally begun.

188. That was when...

189. she was tasked with an important job.

190. She was supposed to perform a hit on the head of a rival maid cafe.

191. Exactly as some leaked information had suggested,

192. the target's cafe was incredibly understaffed that day.

193. And then, she pulled the trigger.

194. Chief!

195. In terror, the maid desperately told herself that she would rise in the ranks now.

196. She finally had a master who favored her, too.

197. But reality was harsh.

198. His being a master was a lie.

199. The man had only approached

200. so he could eliminate me once I had served my purpose.

201. Is something the matter?

202. Hey! What do you think you're doing?

203. They never meant to make me a maid.

204. I was just disposable trash.

205. Must be nice.

206. I wish I could be a panda.

207. And that's what led to this.

208. Do you know Ranko Mannen from Maid Teahouse?

209. She got jailed for avenging her manager, right?

210. Scary stuff!

211. That cafe claimed it was anti-violence, the liars.

212. Time moved forward without me.

213. Akiba changed over the years...

214. and when the people of this town had forgotten what had happened...

215. Permission to speak!

216. you appeared, Ranko,

217. right before me, the one who murdered the manager of your cafe.

218. The only reason Suehiro approached you is to kill you, Ranko.

219. Someone must have hired him to do it.

220. He may have given up today, but...

221. I can tell!

222. It's all a lie!

223. All he cares about is eliminating his target.

224. That's why you can't go with him tomorrow.

225. If you do, he'll kill you in Hakodate or something.

226. Ranko...

227. I'm sorry I took the life of someone who was so dear to you.

228. I know that I should have told you sooner, but I just couldn't.

229. I'm sorry I'm such a despicable pand-

230. Pl-please tell everyone that I enjoyed my time with them.

231. Allow me to send you off.

232. Welcome back!

233. You were out pretty late, huh?

234. How did it go?

235. Did he just kiss you? How did it go?

236. Didja see the panda?

237. We did.

238. I got to spend some incredibly precious time.

239. I appreciate the arrangements you all made for my sake.

240. That's so great!

241. And that means the cafe's got it made now.

242. You never know, this is only step one in a relationship. Woooo! That's super duper sweet!

243. Allow me to send you off.

244. I can't ever forgive you for killing Miss Michiyo.

245. Then why aren't you killing me?

246. Because I think Miss Michiyo perhaps wouldn't want that of me.

247. Ranko?

248. Allow me to take care of him.

249. But...

250. He's my master, after all.

251. Could I interest you in this meal?

252. Wow! Thanks, oinky doink!

253. Thank you for letting me take a bath first!

254. Mr. Suehiro didn't come today, did he?

255. That's true.

256. Seeing you and Mr. Suehiro together, I think you make a lovely twosome!

257. To tell you the truth, I was kind of scared of Mr. Suehiro at first.

258. But I think that was only because I was scared that he would take you from us, Ranko.

259. We almost got killed, drowned, we played baseball, and even had to grovel...

260. I got through all of that with you.

261. If you leave, I'll definitely be sad.

262. But please don't worry!

263. In preparation for that time,

264. I'll start practicing for your graduation now

265. so you can leave with a proper smile on your face.

266. I promise I won't cry or anything!

267. But you're crying already.

268. Th-that's not true.

269. I have you to thank, Nagomi.

270. If it weren't for you,

271. I never would have considered what normal happiness might be like.

272. I'm going.

273. Ranko?

274. Nagomi...

275. Please take care of Oinky Doink Cafe for me.

276. I'll settle this my own way.

277. Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.

278. Hey!

279. What's the big idea?

280. Uh, no no.

281. What was that, an accident?

282. That didn't sound good.

283. Who are you?

284. A panda.

285. I see, a panda.

286. I can't let Ranko have to kill a master of hers.

287. Why don't we chat for a bit?

288. Is this your idea of making amends?

289. So you're back to being silent.

290. Can I just tell you one thing?

291. Fifteen years ago, the one who had me kill Miss Michiyo

292. was the current head of Creatureland, Nagi.

293. She gave the order this time, too.

294. I see.

295. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyun

296. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyun

297. Sorega atai no ikizama sa

298. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruze

299. Mune o yogiru tamerai wa

300. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga ka

301. Ikirutomo haterutomo

302. Onore no michi o tsuranuke

303. Hikigane o hiki yagare

304. Omae ga dare nanoka

305. Itami de oshietokure

306. What is it?

307. I'm not going to kill Ranko Mannen.

308. I thought I told you that crushing Oinky Doink Cafe is what the group decided.

309. Refusing to kill Ranko Mannen means defying the Creatureland Group as a whole.

310. Interpret it as you will.

311. However you take it, it's my mess so I'll settle this my own way.

312. You intend to die with a pig for love?

313. You have questionable taste.

314. I don't need you to understand her value.

315. To Die for Love:

316. Tears Fall on Electric Town

317. Oinky Doink Cafe

318. 11:30 ~ Strolling around Ueno ~ Browsing the Ameyoko Street Market

319. 13:00 ~ Eating Ranko's Bento at Ueno Park

320. 14:00 ~ Seeing the Animals at Ueno Zoo

321. Your first

322. apartment?

323. Huge sale on heaters

324. B Sleeper

325. Ueno to Sapporo

326. Maid

327. Teahouse

328. Panda Merch for Sale

329. Noodles are made in a pan, duh!

330. O-meow-ko Club

331. We'll grab you by the heart!

332. Safe for first-timers.

333. Hiring gyaru up to 21 y.o.

334. Maid Teahouse

335. Oinky Doink Cafe

336. Oinky Doink Cafe

337. Kuroishi Precious Metals

338. Metalworking Center

339. Ranko

340. B Sleeper

341. Ueno to Sapporo

342. This maid's going whole hog, oink!

343. Okaerinasaimase goshujinsama

344. Welcome home, Master

345. Kawaii wa seigi da buu

346. Kawaii is justice, oink!

347. Saikou saikyou aashi no make, tension oni age

348. My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!

349. Yasai mashi mashi karame mashi abura mashi mashi ninniku oome

350. Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplenty

351. Okaerinasaimase butagoya e

352. Welcome home to the pigsty!

353. Hey! Watashi no maid way! (Fuu!)

354. Hey! This is my maid way!

355. Kimi no heart ni Doon! Doon! Doon!

356. Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom!

357. Anchikushou to cheki cheki cheki

358. Take an instax with the scumbag

359. Hey! Meido no princess! (Fuu!)

360. Hey! Maid princesses from Hell!

361. Oshite kunnakya Baan! Baan! Baan!

362. Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam!

363. Pannier mau daikaiten

364. Petticoats whirl in a scuffle

365. Maid kissa de kakurenbo

366. Hide-and-seek at the maid cafe

367. Nice okyuuji daiseikyou

368. Nice service for booming sales

369. Renai wa no no

370. Falling in love is a big no-no

371. Himitsu no hanazono

372. A cutesy garden of secrets

373. Kyou mo ashita mo moe moe kyun

374. Another day, another chance to go moe moe kyun

375. Butagoya atari de moe moe kyun

376. I come to the pigsty for my moe moe kyun

377. Sorega atai no ikizama sa

378. That's the sort of life I lead

379. Baka ni suru yatsa chi o miruze

380. Mock me, and you just might bleed

381. Mune o yogiru tamerai wa

382. Is the hesitation that wells up

383. Hito no kokoro no nokoriga ka

384. The lingering scent of a humane soul?

385. Ikirutomo haterutomo

386. Whether you get to live or die

387. Onore no michi o tsuranuke

388. Tread your own path

389. Hikigane o hiki yagare

390. Have the guts to pull that trigger

391. Omae ga dare nanoka

392. Who are you

393. Itami de oshietokure

394. Show me through the pain