1. I'm listening.Copy !req
2. Good.Copy !req
3. Be at the Griffith Observatory
in 30 minutes.Copy !req
4. Come alone.Copy !req
5. Go to the gift shop.Copy !req
6. Buy a snow globe,
a keychain, and a cherry Blow Pop.Copy !req
7. - Blow Pop?
- Just do it.Copy !req
8. Then go to the far left elevator
and take it to the basement.Copy !req
9. I'd take the next one.Copy !req
10. Welcome, Mr. Presley.Copy !req
11. You're late, Mr. Presley.Copy !req
12. Well, it's a hell of a commute.Copy !req
13. And eight bucks for a snow globe?Copy !req
14. Yeah. We make a killing off that stuff.Copy !req
15. By the way, not really
what I was picturing for a headquarters.Copy !req
16. Oh, this? No, this is just the roomCopy !req
17. where we murder people
who try to break into the headquarters.Copy !req
18. You have a problem
with our methods, Agent King?Copy !req
19. Well, believe it or not,
I don't really like being called "King."Copy !req
20. Well, it's a little late
for that kind of input,Copy !req
21. because I already made this.Copy !req
22. It's out of my hands.
The sticker makes it official.Copy !req
23. Yeah. Shocked silence. That's right.Copy !req
24. Welcome to TCB Headquarters.Copy !req
25. This is the beating heart of TCB.Copy !req
26. From here, we operate in the shadows.Copy !req
27. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
28. That's pretty damn big shadows.Copy !req
29. Yeah, she's a beaut.Copy !req
30. Ten stories beneath the Hollywood sign,
impervious to nukes,Copy !req
31. and completely fireproof
thanks to the asbestos,Copy !req
32. which we recently learned
was a poor choice.Copy !req
33. Problem?Copy !req
34. Nah! Not for about 40 years,
which would put you in your seventies,Copy !req
35. and who wants to live forever, am I right?Copy !req
36. We call this the Eye.Copy !req
37. From here, we watch the world.Copy !req
38. Just yesterday, I watched H Chí MinhCopy !req
39. order an off-menu fish entrée
at a bistro in Hanoi.Copy !req
40. Well, that's, uh, pretty specific.Copy !req
41. So was he, actually.Copy !req
42. And here's our weapons testing range.Copy !req
43. Speaking of,
watch out for these blast doors.Copy !req
44. They'll cut a toe clean off.Copy !req
45. Gregory Peck learned that the hard way.Copy !req
46. Twice, actually.Copy !req
47. Turns out he's kind of a moron.Copy !req
48. - What the hell is that?
- Good eye, cowboy.Copy !req
49. We call that the Pit.Copy !req
50. No roughhousing near that thing.Copy !req
51. Lost a few guys last month.Copy !req
52. Well, you could put a cover on it.Copy !req
53. Put a cov... Put a cover?Copy !req
54. Then why even have one?Copy !req
55. What the hell was that?Copy !req
56. Fucking Robert.Copy !req
57. So, I assume I've got an office
around here somewhere, Commander?Copy !req
58. - Uh, not yet.
- Good.Copy !req
59. Then we can get it right the first time.Copy !req
60. Gonna need something big.Copy !req
61. Uh, your office will probably do.Copy !req
62. I'm also gonna need a TV budget.Copy !req
63. Mine tend to get shot a whole bunch.Copy !req
64. - And speaking of guns—
- Uh, know what?Copy !req
65. That's something you should
probably take up with your supervisor.Copy !req
66. Uh...Copy !req
67. My what?Copy !req
68. Did you bring the Blow Pop?Copy !req
69. Nice!Copy !req
70. Creepy as shit, right?Copy !req
71. Mr. Presley, say hello
to your Agent in Charge.Copy !req
72. This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
73. Yeah... Not gonna happen.Copy !req
74. Aw. Sad face.Copy !req
75. Oh, she being in charge of me?Copy !req
76. Ha!Copy !req
77. Gonna pretend I didn't hear that.Copy !req
78. Mm, that's a good one.
I do that all the time too.Copy !req
79. You gonna sit? For the briefing?Copy !req
80. Not really my style.Copy !req
81. Easier to take notes.Copy !req
82. Also not my style.Copy !req
83. Seems like a weirdly stubborn style.Copy !req
84. Now you're getting it.Copy !req
85. I don't enjoy public speaking.Copy !req
86. I've been told, however,
picturing your audience naked can help.Copy !req
87. So...Copy !req
88. Problem?Copy !req
89. Not anymore.Copy !req
90. So, down to business.Copy !req
91. We gonna talk about that shitshow
that went down at Altamont?Copy !req
92. - Later.
- Because that device you sent us to findCopy !req
93. turned that concert into a bloodbath.Copy !req
94. Jesus. People bleed, okay?
No time for that right now.Copy !req
95. We have a bit of an emergency.Copy !req
96. A file that threatens
to expose the existence of TCBCopy !req
97. has fallen into enemy hands.Copy !req
98. You two are gonna get it back.Copy !req
99. Piece of cake.
Ooh, that sounds good. Yes, please.Copy !req
100. And we need to get
the file before this asshole reads it.Copy !req
101. Huh. Okay. Slightly trickier cake.Copy !req
102. Now I'm gonna assume that
you just got your slides swapped here,Copy !req
103. and you just didn't insult the President
of the greatest country in the world.Copy !req
104. What, Costa Rica?Copy !req
105. I'm partial to Portugal.Copy !req
106. In any case, at 1600 hours and 32 minutes,Copy !req
107. that file will land on Nixon's desk
in his private residence.Copy !req
108. You two need to get it before he does.Copy !req
109. Heh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
110. And by "get it," you mean
"break into the White House"?Copy !req
111. Yeah, fuck, break in, blow up, freeze ray.
You know, work out the details.Copy !req
112. It's not gonna happen, ace.Copy !req
113. And you're not gonna
change my mind with a stare.Copy !req
114. Oh no, sorry, I...Copy !req
115. I was just trying to remember
who you remind me of naked.Copy !req
116. - What?
- Loving the weird energy right now.Copy !req
117. Sir, we have a situation.Copy !req
118. Words. Go.Copy !req
119. Yeah, well, there's a tiny chance
there's part of a finger in it,Copy !req
120. so you're gonna have to—Copy !req
121. How the fuck should I know why
a chocolate volcano overflows? It should...Copy !req
122. It should be fucking finger-proof!Copy !req
123. I don't have a goddamn PhD
in fucking chocolate volcanos!Copy !req
124. Oh yeah? Well, you know what?Copy !req
125. I'm gonna come over there
and rip your fucking dick off,Copy !req
126. shove it in the top of the volcano,Copy !req
127. then we're gonna see
how this goddamn thing goes...Copy !req
128. Hang on a second.Copy !req
129. Why are you guys still here?
Please go do what I asked you.Copy !req
130. Uh, listen up, Commander.
I'm not stealing from the President.Copy !req
131. It's not stealing if it's not his.Copy !req
132. Same way it's not murder
if you do it with your eyes closed.Copy !req
133. Now go.Copy !req
134. Sinatra. Naked, Sinatra.
Neck down, you're Sinatra. That's it.Copy !req
135. Ugh, what do you want?Copy !req
136. Uh, bad time?Copy !req
137. Uh, not if your lungs are impervious
to DNA-altering nanobots.Copy !req
138. Let's pretend they aren't.Copy !req
139. Then I'd pretend to make it very quick
and only breathe out.Copy !req
140. Okay. Anyway, got a mission. Set us up?Copy !req
141. Ooh!Copy !req
142. So, what'll it be?
Shooters? Melters? Exploders?Copy !req
143. Ooh, we got some new screamers in.
Or if you're feeling a little more...Copy !req
144. hands-on?Copy !req
145. It's a non-lethal mission, Howard.Copy !req
146. Well, why didn't you say so?
I would've completely tuned you out.Copy !req
147. I can turn off my ears, you know.Copy !req
148. Experiment gone wrong. Or... right.Copy !req
149. - Howard, just—
- Ugh, fine.Copy !req
150. Ooh! Wait! New idea.Copy !req
151. Have you seen the new tranquilizer gun?Copy !req
152. Metal detectors don't pick it up,
and it causes total memory loss.Copy !req
153. Ow! Shit!Copy !req
154. Goddamn!Copy !req
155. Ugh! What do you two want?Copy !req
156. Okay. Guess we're off to DC.Copy !req
157. Yep. And your flight
leaves LAX in an hour.Copy !req
158. Well, now, hang on a second.Copy !req
159. Don't you have some kind
of badass spy plane that we can use?Copy !req
160. Of course we do.
Don't be stupid. I'll be on that.Copy !req
161. But the Commander wants us to keep up
appearances, so you'll be flying...Copy !req
162. Wait a minute.Copy !req
163. So, you want me to help you break into
the second-greatest home in America,Copy !req
164. and I don't even get
any kickass spy gadgets?Copy !req
165. Come on, CeCe.Copy !req
166. Look, I signed for the tranq gun,Copy !req
167. and the paperwork trolls
are so anal it's weird.Copy !req
168. Fine.Copy !req
169. Here. Take this.Copy !req
170. There we go, there we go,
there we go, there we go.Copy !req
171. Now we're cookin', CeCe with an E.
What's it do?Copy !req
172. How the fuck should I know?
I didn't make it.Copy !req
173. Say cheese!Copy !req
174. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
175. Maybe a few less photos
of our secret spy mission, buddy.Copy !req
176. Uh-huh, which those two are not coming on.Copy !req
177. Bobby Ray is my right hand.Copy !req
178. And Scatter's a grenade in my other hand.Copy !req
179. If I'm on the mission, they are too.Copy !req
180. Yeah, okay, just keep Nixon busyCopy !req
181. while I fake-join
a tour group and grab the file.Copy !req
182. Hang on. A tour? Can I do that?Copy !req
183. Nope. But how about the next best thing?Copy !req
184. Howard shoved that disaster in my bag
when he heard we were coming here.Copy !req
185. Hot damn, it's also an audiobook!Copy !req
186. Yeah. He said it would blow your mind.Copy !req
187. Which, knowing Howard, might mean
literally, so I'd be careful with that.Copy !req
188. Well, your funeral.Copy !req
189. Now are you sure you can get to Nixon?Copy !req
190. An idea or two, mostly along the lines of...Copy !req
191. Elvis Presley, to see the President.Copy !req
192. Okay, that was pretty cool.Copy !req
193. Sorry, Elvis.Copy !req
194. I-I'm a giant fan, I really am,Copy !req
195. but you can't take this in.Copy !req
196. But it's a gift. For the President.Copy !req
197. The President? Really?Copy !req
198. Well, as soon
as you get me a cool box for it, it is.Copy !req
199. Oh, wait, then I know there's
a really cool box in the Lincoln Bedroom.Copy !req
200. Works for me, friend.Copy !req
201. Yes, sir!Copy !req
202. You got to be fucking kidding me.
That actually worked?Copy !req
203. You're in my world now.Copy !req
204. Which apparently includes
one very stupid Secret Service agent.Copy !req
205. Hi, and welcome to the White House,Copy !req
206. a structure that was stolen
brick-by-brick from France,Copy !req
207. and then reassembled in reverse
so no one would notice.Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. By now you should be passing
the Roosevelt Room,Copy !req
210. named after President Teddy Roosevelt,Copy !req
211. who himself was named after the bear
that ate his mother and then raised him.Copy !req
212. Hey, E! Room's named after a bear,
by the way.Copy !req
213. I get that you want him on the mission,
but does he have to be on the comms?Copy !req
214. Hey, you gave him the book.Copy !req
215. Take away his earpiece.Copy !req
216. I don't think I will.Copy !req
217. Not your call. I'm the Agent in Charge.Copy !req
218. Then charge on over and handle it.Copy !req
219. I need you focused on the mission.Copy !req
220. Who, yours or mine?Copy !req
221. It's the same mission!Copy !req
222. Wrong.Copy !req
223. You see, you're here to steal.Copy !req
224. I'm here to prove
that Nixon is tied with yours trulyCopy !req
225. for the World's Greatest American.Copy !req
226. Spoiler alert,
the guy actually completely sucks balls.Copy !req
227. Get ready to be wrong one more time.Copy !req
228. Mr. Presley.Copy !req
229. It's an absolute honor to meet you, sir.Copy !req
230. Ugh, gross.Copy !req
231. Mr. President, honor is all mine, sir.Copy !req
232. You are truly a great American.Copy !req
233. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
234. Couldn't quite hear that last part,
but just curious.Copy !req
235. What's the view like fully up his ass?Copy !req
236. Completed in 1909,Copy !req
237. the Oval Office was designed
by a guy named Brian,Copy !req
238. who believed all right angles
were a sign of the apocalypse.Copy !req
239. Which they are.Copy !req
240. Total fucking idiot.
What a bunch of bullshit.Copy !req
241. Which is why it's called the East Room.Copy !req
242. Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?Copy !req
243. Oh, bathrooms are at the end of this tour.Copy !req
244. Mm.Copy !req
245. Look, I kind of had a half-eaten burrito
I found behind my hotel for breakfast.Copy !req
246. - Ew, that's disgusting.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
247. Wait till you see it. You're about to if
you don't tell me where the bathroom is.Copy !req
248. Down the hall to your right.Copy !req
249. Cool. Back in a jiff.Copy !req
250. Oh God.Copy !req
251. I really shouldn't have
eaten that burrito.Copy !req
252. Yeah. And all those Secret Service morons
just let him in, gun and all.Copy !req
253. Boss seems fine with him.Copy !req
254. Thanks. Wait, how did you get in here?Copy !req
255. Well, this has been great.Copy !req
256. I must say
it's been my honor, Mr. President.Copy !req
257. But, unfortunately, I've got to head
to the residence and read some—Copy !req
258. Whoa, whoa. Not yet.Copy !req
259. I mean, I almost forgot.Copy !req
260. You see, I, uh...
I brought you something, sir.Copy !req
261. Oh. It's magnificent.Copy !req
262. I bet I could take down a drug-dealing
hippie from 50 yards with this baby.Copy !req
263. Technically, you could take down seven.Copy !req
264. That's the dream. Thank you.Copy !req
265. For all you've done to restore
security to this country, Mr. President,Copy !req
266. you, sir, have earned it.Copy !req
267. Hey, check this out. Gun!Copy !req
268. I'm just fucking with you boys.Copy !req
269. That's a good one, Mr. President.Copy !req
270. Yeah. What a charmer.Copy !req
271. Damn it. This hallway should be empty.Copy !req
272. But of course
Nixon has private security douchebags.Copy !req
273. We gotta get past those guys.Copy !req
274. Wait, what are you doing?
Are you stealing?Copy !req
275. Don't worry. I steal too. All the time.Copy !req
276. I just call it "souveniring."Copy !req
277. It's all about the branding these days.Copy !req
278. Shit. Need a Plan B, fast.Copy !req
279. Well, one great gift deserves another.Copy !req
280. I understand you like badges.Copy !req
281. Federal Narcotics Officer.Copy !req
282. Just flash that baby if any staties
give you trouble on the highway.Copy !req
283. Wow.Copy !req
284. I absolutely love it, sir.Copy !req
285. What a generous, awesome,
great-guy thing to do, Mr. President.Copy !req
286. It's an incredibly irresponsible
abuse of power, but sure, why not?Copy !req
287. You know, a few really stupid peopleCopy !req
288. don't realize
what a great American you are, sir.Copy !req
289. Little busy here,
so if you can distract himCopy !req
290. without actually blowing the guy,
that would be great.Copy !req
291. Uh, is it just me, or does one of us
smell like unwashed ass and beef jerky?Copy !req
292. Ah, see? I knew it. Awesome.Copy !req
293. Now, the badge
is only honorary, of course.Copy !req
294. Well, let's play it by ear.Copy !req
295. But that doesn't mean you can't
beat the crap out of some criminals for meCopy !req
296. from time to time, right?Copy !req
297. Also maybe beat up a few Jews
while you're at it.Copy !req
298. - Do what now?
- Ooh! That took a turn.Copy !req
299. Sorry. Did I say "Jews"?Copy !req
300. I, uh...Copy !req
301. I meant Negroes. They blend for me,
and sometimes literally.Copy !req
302. Don't get me started on crossbreeding.Copy !req
303. There it is.Copy !req
304. Moron.Copy !req
305. Status report.Copy !req
306. Crawling through a metal tube
with a monkey.Copy !req
307. Well, that sounds
distressingly off-mission.Copy !req
308. Don't worry, we're close.Copy !req
309. Just keep me posted. And get it done.Copy !req
310. Same goes for you.Copy !req
311. Because if you're not done
in five minutes,Copy !req
312. these chocolate stainsCopy !req
313. become bloodstains.Copy !req
314. Okay, that's the residence, dead ahead.Copy !req
315. What, the tranq gun? Ugh, fine.Copy !req
316. Hey, hey! Look at me.
For emergencies only.Copy !req
317. And a few extras for fun.Copy !req
318. Did you just shoot the First Lady?Copy !req
319. Wait, wrong tone.Copy !req
320. Did you just shoot the First fucking Lady?Copy !req
321. Hilarious! Okay, now watch the door, okay?Copy !req
322. Please. Already?Copy !req
323. It's barely two o'clock.Copy !req
324. Ah!Copy !req
325. Helping a VIP guest like Elvis
does not make me a groupie—Copy !req
326. Ah!Copy !req
327. So, when you think about it,Copy !req
328. the Vietnam War
is really just the Lord's wayCopy !req
329. of ridding the world
of another mongoloid bloodline.Copy !req
330. Yep. I can think
of a bloodline I'd love to get rid of,Copy !req
331. sir.Copy !req
332. Ha! I bet you can.Copy !req
333. You know, Jesus loves napalm.
It's in Corinthians.Copy !req
334. Of course, they call it...Copy !req
335. Can't take much more of this.Copy !req
336. Yeah, even that weird-ass book
was better than this shit.Copy !req
337. Jesus, is that the time?Copy !req
338. Sorry, I need
to get back to the residence.Copy !req
339. Great! Please do. Sounds good.Copy !req
340. No! No! Sounds bad.Copy !req
341. We're still in here.Copy !req
342. Stall your shitty, racist hero.Copy !req
343. Well, it was great meeting
a like-minded man of action.Copy !req
344. No, you know what?
Can you wait a second, Mr. President?Copy !req
345. Let's get a photo together.Copy !req
346. I love it! Make it quick.Copy !req
347. Let's do this, CeCe.Copy !req
348. Excuse me!Copy !req
349. Please don't take that tone
with the Agent in Charge.Copy !req
350. Which you're still not.Copy !req
351. Get the file.Copy !req
352. What file? Oh, right, right, right.Copy !req
353. Oh, hello. That was easy.Copy !req
354. Hell of a grip, son.Copy !req
355. Feel free to loosen up.Copy !req
356. Take the picture, Bobby Ray.Copy !req
357. Take your time.Copy !req
358. Take your time.Copy !req
359. Whoops! Left the lens cap on.Copy !req
360. Whoopsie-daisy.Copy !req
361. Hang on.Copy !req
362. Oh man, no flash.Copy !req
363. Whoops. Uh, hang on.Copy !req
364. Now, what does this button here do?Copy !req
365. Oh hell, I hadn't used
one of these in a while.Copy !req
366. - Don't have all day here.
- Oh, it won't take a minute, Dick.Copy !req
367. - Excuse me?
- Oh no, no, no. Not like "dick," Dick.Copy !req
368. Not like some spineless, lowlife
piece of shit on the bottom of my bootCopy !req
369. that gets scraped off
onto a bigger pile of shit, kind of dick.Copy !req
370. No. Like your name, Mr. President. Dick.Copy !req
371. - I prefer "Mr. President."
- I'll try to remember that.Copy !req
372. Good news, I got the file.Copy !req
373. And even gooder news, he had
two letter openers, so we each get one.Copy !req
374. Ooh.Copy !req
375. Okay. What'd I miss?Copy !req
376. Okay, fun thought,Copy !req
377. but no live souvenirs.Copy !req
378. Damn it!Copy !req
379. Okay, flash on, film in, cap off,Copy !req
380. no scary birds at the window,Copy !req
381. and are we ready?Copy !req
382. Quite a grip there. Almost broke my hand.Copy !req
383. Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.Copy !req
384. Should've just shot that racist bastard.Copy !req
385. On a secret TCB mission.
Heh! Would've made a splash.Copy !req
386. What are you two talking about?Copy !req
387. Please tell me
you morons aren't talking about TCBCopy !req
388. during the mission that's about
hiding the existence of TCB.Copy !req
389. Don't worry, the asshole's gone.Copy !req
390. Nixon records everything
in the Oval Office, jackass.Copy !req
391. We're screwed.
Like, in every fucking hole.Copy !req
392. This is why you shouldn't be in charge.Copy !req
393. Mistakes like this.Copy !req
394. Psst!Copy !req
395. Okay, this is bad.Copy !req
396. Hey, at least we got the file.Copy !req
397. The file means shit if you're on tape
talking about TCB. We're fucked.Copy !req
398. Then how come the chimp's
doing his celebration bump?Copy !req
399. Hey! Cocaine is for winners.Copy !req
400. Can we just call the Commander?Copy !req
401. Why? So I can tell our boss that
while I was busy hiding from gunmen,Copy !req
402. crawling through vents
and choking on monkey ass,Copy !req
403. my subordinate fucked up
his simple missionCopy !req
404. to keep a shitty racist happy,
and in the process...Copy !req
405. exposed the existence of an organizationCopy !req
406. that managed to hide in the shadows
for fucking centuries?Copy !req
407. No, I wouldn't pitch it quite like that.Copy !req
408. We need to know where Nixon's
White House recording system is.Copy !req
409. Oh come on, that's easy.Copy !req
410. It's in a secret room
behind the bowling alley.Copy !req
411. What? It's Howard's audiobook.Copy !req
412. Well, it's the best lead we've got.
Come on.Copy !req
413. Hold on a sec.Copy !req
414. He doesn't deserve this.Copy !req
415. But I do deserve this.Copy !req
416. Hey, uh, think we got time for a game?Copy !req
417. Uh, still on a covert mission, BR.Copy !req
418. That must be it over there.Copy !req
419. Oh hell no.
Mm-mm. No more vents for this girl.Copy !req
420. Scatter.Copy !req
421. Okay, that works too.Copy !req
422. Jackpot.Copy !req
423. "Kennedy blackmail,"Johnson blackmail,"
"Arnold Palmer blackmail,"Copy !req
424. "Nixon's..."Copy !req
425. "Nixon's sex ideas"?Copy !req
426. What the hell are Nixon's sex ideas?Copy !req
427. Ugh. Guessing angry missionary
while watching police beat up teenagers?Copy !req
428. Yep, I'd say that's about right.Copy !req
429. Okay, I just went ahead and cut
a full 17 minutes out of the tape.Copy !req
430. The TCB thing is completely erased.Copy !req
431. Hey, fellas. Care for a game?Copy !req
432. Strike! Still got it!Copy !req
433. Getting the sense
these guys aren't Secret Service.Copy !req
434. Nixon's guys, ran into them earlier.Copy !req
435. Full-on douchebags.Copy !req
436. What the...Copy !req
437. Next up, the residence,Copy !req
438. where Bess Truman famously killedCopy !req
439. several extraterrestrials
with her bare hands.Copy !req
440. Congratulations.
Blow-Your-Mind mode engaged.Copy !req
441. How does this pen work?Copy !req
442. Well, here's the thing. That actually
might just be a really nice pen.Copy !req
443. - What?
- How am I supposed to know?Copy !req
444. Howard doesn't label things.Copy !req
445. Damn it. Next time I pick my own gadgets.Copy !req
446. Yep. Just a pen.Copy !req
447. Okay, yeah, probably time to go.Copy !req
448. Shit. Where's the extraction point?Copy !req
449. We got some agent-looking fellas
coming up behind us back there.Copy !req
450. Not to mention that.Copy !req
451. Marine One? Oh fuck. We're fucked.Copy !req
452. Huh?Copy !req
453. - Okay.
- Did you get Nixon's sex idea tape?Copy !req
454. Asking for a friend.Copy !req
455. From now on, you're on all my missions.Copy !req
456. Also, family photo. What'd you get?Copy !req
457. "Truth about Area 51"?Copy !req
458. Oh. My thing sucks.Copy !req
459. As requested.Copy !req
460. So, uh, you gonna tell me what's in there?Copy !req
461. Son, that's above your pay grade.Copy !req
462. You obviously have no idea
how much I get paid.Copy !req
463. Wait, are we flying the wrong way?Copy !req
464. You're goddamned right.Copy !req
465. I insist on every mission ending
by flying into the sunset.Copy !req
466. Fuck yeah.Copy !req
467. God, my nipples are hard.Copy !req
468. Maximum density.Copy !req
469. Okay, Woodward.
This is how this is gonna work.Copy !req
470. It's simple.Copy !req
471. I feed you information on Tricky Dick,Copy !req
472. and you get to be the reporter
who brought down an American President.Copy !req
473. You don't call me. I call you.Copy !req
474. And no names. Ever.Copy !req
475. From here on, just call me Deep Throat.Copy !req
476. Little nickname between Pat Nixon and I.Copy !req
477. The woman's insatiable.Copy !req
478. Hey, hey, anyone ever tell you that
you look exactly like Robert Redford...Copy !req
479. naked?Copy !req