1. - Boing.
- Boing.Copy !req
2. - Boing.
- Hang on.Copy !req
3. Boing!Copy !req
4. Boing!Copy !req
5. - Do you think she likes it?
- Boing!Copy !req
6. Yeah.Copy !req
7. - Look at her face.
- Boing!Copy !req
8. - Oh, I want a dog.
- No.Copy !req
9. Yeah, let's get a dog.Copy !req
10. No, because they don't live that long,
do they?Copy !req
11. - Then it's really sad...
- What?Copy !req
12. Sorry, Brandy, but it's true that...Copy !req
13. you know, it's just incredibly upsetting
when dogs die.Copy !req
14. Yeah, I mean...
Which brings me to my next point, Dad.Copy !req
15. It's getting to that time when we needCopy !req
16. to start thinking
about your funeral, mate.Copy !req
17. Leave him alone! You've got 20 years, Ray.Copy !req
18. - I hope not.
- What sort of a question is that?Copy !req
19. Well, we need to know, don't we?Copy !req
20. Well, what about you?Copy !req
21. Don't care. You?Copy !req
22. I wanna be buried in the churchyard.Copy !req
23. And then people can bring flowers
every day and cry.Copy !req
24. For the first couple of days maybe.
Then it's, "Oh, fuck it, it's raining."Copy !req
25. - That's nice.
- Cremated.Copy !req
26. See? Yeah. Exactly.
No fuss. Not selfish.Copy !req
27. And I want you to scatter my ashes
in Midlake, where I met your mum.Copy !req
28. Yeah, I'm not going all the way
to Midlake just for that, I'll be honest.Copy !req
29. - It's only an hour or so drive.
- Yeah, I don't drive, do I?Copy !req
30. Well, it's my last request!Copy !req
31. So? Okay, I'll say yes now,
but then you won't know, will you?Copy !req
32. - I just won't bother when it comes to it.
- Where in Midlake, Ray?Copy !req
33. Uh, The Traveler's Friend.Copy !req
34. A lovely old pub.
I proposed there as well.Copy !req
35. - It's probably a phone shop now.
- What do you think about that?Copy !req
36. Your only son won't drive up the road
to scatter your ashes.Copy !req
37. - He'll do it. He's a good boy.
- Aw.Copy !req
38. Oh, hi. You all right?Copy !req
39. What do you think?Copy !req
40. - No?
- Correct.Copy !req
41. It's getting too much. What can I do?Copy !req
42. I dunno. You knew what she did
for a living. You were all right with it.Copy !req
43. But I didn't think she'd still be doing it
when we became an item.Copy !req
44. Doesn't happen in the movies, does it?Copy !req
45. Richard Gere doesn't turn up
in a white limousineCopy !req
46. and climb up the fire escapeCopy !req
47. and Julia Roberts says,
"Oh, can you give us a sec?"Copy !req
48. "I'm just sucking off Bobby Chang,
the dry cleaner."Copy !req
49. - How do you know she sucked him off?
- Oh, he told me.Copy !req
50. He didn't know she was my missus.
I didn't say anything. I just felt sick.Copy !req
51. I was in shock.Copy !req
52. I just feel so depressed.Copy !req
53. - Well, maybe you should talk to her.
- I can't! I feel stupid.Copy !req
54. Why don't you talk to her?Copy !req
55. No, definitely not!
I haven't seen her for ages.Copy !req
56. She doesn't come around now.
I assumed she was busy.Copy !req
57. Oh yeah, she's busy all right.Copy !req
58. Sure.Copy !req
59. - Well, you should talk to someone.
- I am.Copy !req
60. - I'm not qualified...
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
61. You were depressed
and suicidal, weren't you?Copy !req
62. - You're not suicidal, are you?
- No, couldn't be arsed.Copy !req
63. - Good.
- Come on, help us out. It's your fault!Copy !req
64. Oh, right.Copy !req
65. Oh, please?Copy !req
66. Let me have a think. Fuck's sake!Copy !req
67. Go on.Copy !req
68. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
69. Um,Copy !req
70. I've decided to go on a little trip
to scatter my dad's ashes.Copy !req
71. Oh, that's sweet. Where?Copy !req
72. Um, a little village
where he proposed to Mum.Copy !req
73. His last wish and all that.Copy !req
74. My ashes?Copy !req
75. No, not your ashes.Copy !req
76. You're not dead yet, are you?Copy !req
77. Also, you're not my dad, remember?Copy !req
78. Uh, am I adopted?Copy !req
79. Fuck me, it's like I've got a replacement.Copy !req
80. That would probably work out quite well
'cause his own son never sees him.Copy !req
81. Barely had time to stick him in here
before he emigrated to Australia.Copy !req
82. - Yeah?
- Okay?Copy !req
83. - Oh.
- Life's cruel.Copy !req
84. Drink it up, then. Yeah.Copy !req
85. Hey. Hey. Hmm.Copy !req
86. Okay?Copy !req
87. That was touch and go.
Like a goldfish on the carpet.Copy !req
88. - Where?
- No, there's no...Copy !req
89. There we go.Copy !req
90. How's your new place?Copy !req
91. Uh, well, I'm grateful to Ken.Copy !req
92. But, like, you know, he's not charging me,
and it is better than living at home, butCopy !req
93. he keeps coming round looking for me.Copy !req
94. Honestly, I hear him on the stairs
and I just freeze,Copy !req
95. and then he tries the door
and then I'm just...Copy !req
96. I've started staying quiet until
he goes away. I'm living like Anne Frank.Copy !req
97. You'll find somewhere better.Copy !req
98. Hmm.Copy !req
99. Hello, darling.
I'm Ratty. This is the Nonce.Copy !req
100. All right? We're here about a story.
We do a podcast.Copy !req
101. - Oy, oy. Here he is.
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
102. Remember us, son?
You want to cover our story in your paper.Copy !req
103. We do a podcast with your ex-shrink,
you fucking psycho!Copy !req
104. You're psychiatrists?Copy !req
105. No, not us! No, we're in finance.Copy !req
106. But the thing we share is that we're men,Copy !req
107. and we're proud of it.Copy !req
108. And that's what the podcast is all about.
It's just encouraging men to be men.Copy !req
109. Although it is inclusive.
We do get some birds listening in.Copy !req
110. Mainly ones that are sick of all
this fucking new man bollocks.Copy !req
111. But we just want to help the world man up.Copy !req
112. Listen.
We talk about it all day. Why don't we...Copy !req
113. Get it out!Copy !req
114. We'll broadcast on Twitter
and show you how we do the work.Copy !req
115. This is exciting.Copy !req
116. Send out a notification
to the followers.Copy !req
117. - Get on the live and here we go.
- Tell them we're here.Copy !req
118. Hello, you fucking shits!Copy !req
119. You dickheads!Copy !req
120. We're here at The Tambury Gazette
doing an interview.Copy !req
121. Say hello, darling. Go on.Copy !req
122. I'd rather not.Copy !req
123. Oh, she's shy! But that's all right.Copy !req
124. We're just doing this as a test.
Main broadcast tonight.Copy !req
125. - Testing. Testing my testicles!
- Testing one, two, three.Copy !req
126. Testing my testicles all over.
Oh my God, they're so full!Copy !req
127. They're so full of jizz.Copy !req
128. Ooh.Copy !req
129. Done a sex wee, all in your in-tray!Copy !req
130. Tested my testes all over your nan!Copy !req
131. I was all like, "Crack, crack, crack,"
right in her fucking mooey.Copy !req
132. She was like,
"Oh, thanks, darling. I needed that."Copy !req
133. "What you been eating?"Copy !req
134. Don't worry about that, Nana.Copy !req
135. Don't slip over
on all that hairy monkey slosh plop.Copy !req
136. - As for you, gammon_69...
- Okay, guys. Guys! Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
137. - Come on. This is an office.
- "Guys, this is an office!"Copy !req
138. Fucking hell, Prince Andrew's kicking off,
isn't he?Copy !req
139. You fucking rotter!
Get back in your fucking box!Copy !req
140. - I'm only fucking about.
- He's just taking the piss. Don't worry.Copy !req
141. Ratty and the Nonce Podcast. Namaste.Copy !req
142. Health and well-being section, yeah?Copy !req
143. Um, I'll get that written up.
Thanks for the scoop. Cheers, boys.Copy !req
144. I was that close
to getting a bit physical there.Copy !req
145. But violence isn't the answer, so,Copy !req
146. definitely not, no.Copy !req
147. - Getting the hang of how things work?
- Yeah, yeah, I think so. Getting there.Copy !req
148. Come through.
There's a bit more space in here.Copy !req
149. Ooh. Has one of you pumped?Copy !req
150. - No, that's the house.
- Oh.Copy !req
151. Brian smells the same.
You can sniff him. He smells the same.Copy !req
152. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
153. - That's your smell, innit?
- Yes.Copy !req
154. Yeah. Sort of like poo and wee and sweat.Copy !req
155. And fear and shame.Copy !req
156. Mainly shit.Copy !req
157. - Whatever works for you, mate.
- Cheers.Copy !req
158. Hmm.Copy !req
159. Do you mind if I clear
all this junk up, Brian?Copy !req
160. Yeah, go for it.Copy !req
161. Do you mind if I don't watch?Copy !req
162. Bit emotional.Copy !req
163. Right.Copy !req
164. - Let's get crackin'.
- Yeah.Copy !req
165. - Tired?
- A little bit.Copy !req
166. I won't take long. Um...Copy !req
167. So,Copy !req
168. when did you get banned
from the all-you-can-eat buffet?Copy !req
169. Last month.Copy !req
170. Still angry about it.Copy !req
171. - Sure. And what reason did they give?
- Oh, they were perfectly honest.Copy !req
172. They said I was putting them
out of business.Copy !req
173. They'd never seen anything like it.Copy !req
174. I mean, they'd given me a few warnings
for eating too much, butCopy !req
175. I said, "How can I eat too much
if it's all I can eat'?"Copy !req
176. Mm.Copy !req
177. Good point. And, uh, how often did you go?Copy !req
178. Every day. Lunch and dinner.Copy !req
179. You went twice a day?Copy !req
180. No, just once, from lunch until dinner.Copy !req
181. Then I was full.
And I could hardly walk home some days.Copy !req
182. And so you went every day
for, what, six hours?Copy !req
183. Yeah, six or seven hours.
I wasn't eating the whole time.Copy !req
184. I mean, I'd fall asleep now and again, butCopy !req
185. I'd wake up if someone came
to clear my plate away.Copy !req
186. Right, and how much did it cost?Copy !req
187. Ten pounds per person per visit.Copy !req
188. That's why I went once and stayed.Copy !req
189. You know,
I was really getting my money's worth.Copy !req
190. I mean, most people can manage
two or three slices of pizzaCopy !req
191. and a couple of portions of pasta,Copy !req
192. but pizza's mostly bread
and pasta costs nothing,Copy !req
193. so that's how the restaurant
makes its profits.Copy !req
194. I would get 20 or 30 slices of pizza,Copy !req
195. scrape off the toppings.Copy !req
196. I'd leave the base.Copy !req
197. Decoy.Copy !req
198. Same with the spaghetti Bolognese.Copy !req
199. I'd make about 15 trips,Copy !req
200. and I'd pick all the meat
out of the spaghetti.Copy !req
201. Was left with about five pounds of beef.Copy !req
202. I had all the time in the world.Copy !req
203. - You don't work?
- No.Copy !req
204. Took early retirement
to get disability benefits.Copy !req
205. Oh, um, if you don't mind me asking,
um, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
206. Well, look at me.Copy !req
207. I'm absolutely fucked.Copy !req
208. Where exactly is this place?Copy !req
209. - Just take a picture.
- Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
210. Smile.Copy !req
211. Great.Copy !req
212. That annoyed me.Copy !req
213. - Because he's greedy?
- No.Copy !req
214. Well, yeah, he is greedy, obviously.Copy !req
215. But he's right.Copy !req
216. They're building their brandCopy !req
217. on the promise
that you can eat as much as you want.Copy !req
218. A babyccino afterwards?Copy !req
219. You can't suddenly renege on the deal
'cause someone eats too much or too oftenCopy !req
220. or you've got to change the rules.
For everyone though.Copy !req
221. - Be upfront.
- The quinoa?Copy !req
222. - You love your quinoa.
- There's no honor anymore.Copy !req
223. Have you done a big, farmyard poo?Copy !req
224. - Oh, for fuck's sake.
- You okay?Copy !req
225. - Yeah, why?
- You just said, "For fuck's sake," so...Copy !req
226. And you assumed summat had annoyed me?Copy !req
227. - Like someone making unnecessary noise?
- Oh shit.Copy !req
228. He's a baby.Copy !req
229. Yeah, but he's not the one
making all the noise, is he? You are.Copy !req
230. To keep him amused. 'Cause if he
was crying, that would annoy people.Copy !req
231. No, 'cause he's a baby. You making
all the noise is the annoying bit.Copy !req
232. They're sounds.
They shouldn't concern you.Copy !req
233. You talk to your friend.
I talk to my child.Copy !req
234. But you can't hear
every word I'm saying, can you?Copy !req
235. So what? There's noise around.
That's life.Copy !req
236. Okay. Good point.Copy !req
237. Who's a noisy prick?Copy !req
238. - You are! You big annoying prick!
- Well, that's pathetic.Copy !req
239. - Sorry, I'm talking to a friend.
- Saying things others don't want to hear.Copy !req
240. So are you, but you don't care, so...Copy !req
241. Yeah! You're a big, loud cock.
Yes, you are!Copy !req
242. You're a hipster,
gnome-looking fucking twat!Copy !req
243. You big, annoying, loud cock in public!
You are.Copy !req
244. You're a cunt. You are.
You are. You're a cunt!Copy !req
245. I'm gonna...Copy !req
246. Big belly! You cunt!Copy !req
247. You big fucking cunt!Copy !req
248. You big fucking cunt!Copy !req
249. They're just sounds.Copy !req
250. I'll tell you what, I'll drive you
to the table tennis, and we'll go togetherCopy !req
251. - to Midlake.
- Okay.Copy !req
252. - It'll be fun.
- All right.Copy !req
253. We'll do sort of a road trip.
Get some snacks and CDs. It'll be great.Copy !req
254. - Yeah. Cheers.
- Okay, good.Copy !req
255. Well, that's the rest of my day sorted.Copy !req
256. I'm playing him at table tennis,Copy !req
257. and then he's driving me to Midlake
to scatter my dad's ashes.Copy !req
258. Sounds like quite an exciting day.Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. Fucking hell.
What a bunch of losers we are.Copy !req
261. - Speak for yourself.
- Well, I was.Copy !req
262. But also for anyone else
who's a loser like me.Copy !req
263. Matt thinks he's adventurous
'cause he owns a cagoule.Copy !req
264. Lenny gets excited if he finds
an uneaten biscuit in his pocket. Come on.Copy !req
265. You're right. I've absolutely
nothing interesting in my life.Copy !req
266. Well, that's not true.Copy !req
267. Got a pretend boyfriend. I hate my job.Copy !req
268. I'd rather do what you do,
but I've lost my nerve.Copy !req
269. Yeah, I can't date anymore.
All the best men are taken.Copy !req
270. You know, or gay or mental.Copy !req
271. I made a list for my perfect bloke.
How tragic is that?Copy !req
272. Oh, yeah, I've done that. What's on yours?Copy !req
273. Own car, house, own business, no kids.Copy !req
274. Smart, you know, proper bloke.
What was on yours?Copy !req
275. Must have a face and a cock.Copy !req
276. Kath. Fancy a coffee?Copy !req
277. Yeah.Copy !req
278. I can't be bothered anymore.Copy !req
279. I mean, what's the point, eh?Copy !req
280. Yeah, I know how you feel.Copy !req
281. Oh.Copy !req
282. Excuse me?Copy !req
283. - Kath.
- What?Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. I thought you were gonna ask my name.Copy !req
286. - Why?
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
287. Don't know.Copy !req
288. - Uh, do you have any change?
- Oh, I don't have any money.Copy !req
289. I mean, I've got money.Copy !req
290. I've got a good job.Copy !req
291. I just left it at work.Copy !req
292. Right. Okay.Copy !req
293. You married?Copy !req
294. - Uh, no.
- Girlfriend?Copy !req
295. - No.
- Gay?Copy !req
296. - No.
- Name?Copy !req
297. - Charles.
- Charles.Copy !req
298. - You met Kath?
- Yeah.Copy !req
299. - Yep.
- Why would you think I'm gay?Copy !req
300. Why wouldn't I?Copy !req
301. - What?
- It doesn't matter. Either way.Copy !req
302. Would you like to go for a drink later?Copy !req
303. Yeah.Copy !req
304. Okay. Um, let me give you my card.Copy !req
305. Thank you.Copy !req
306. - Thanks.
- Bye.Copy !req
307. Bye.Copy !req
308. Oh, I could die.Copy !req
309. - Why?
- Of embarrassment! I was so uncool.Copy !req
310. - He liked you.
- No, he didn't!Copy !req
311. - He panicked and was polite.
- Lawyers don't panic.Copy !req
312. That's another thing. He's a lawyer!
He had the costume and everything.Copy !req
313. Oh. I can't tell him I work for a free
local paper. He'll think I'm a loser.Copy !req
314. None taken.Copy !req
315. Tell him you're
an investigative journalist.Copy !req
316. No, that'll frighten him.
He'll think I'm looking into him.Copy !req
317. What would a lawyer want me to be?Copy !req
318. A murderer.Copy !req
319. What?Copy !req
320. Just be yourself.Copy !req
321. Tell the truth.Copy !req
322. Always tell the truth.Copy !req
323. This is even worse.Copy !req
324. What is?Copy !req
325. You sat there doing a fucking word search!Copy !req
326. Used to be porn, mate, stacked that high.Copy !req
327. Those days are gone.Copy !req
328. Five years ago, I could've knocked one out
and got you right in the face.Copy !req
329. I've wasted my life.Copy !req
330. - Ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
331. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
332. Oh.Copy !req
333. One, nil.Copy !req
334. Come on.Copy !req
335. Okay. All right, three, nil.Copy !req
336. - Oh, did that get a little nick on...
- No.Copy !req
337. - Ow. Ooh.
- Right in the bollocks!Copy !req
338. Okay.Copy !req
339. Oh.Copy !req
340. - Nineteen, two?
- Three!Copy !req
341. - Is it? Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
342. - Twenty, three.
- Yeah. Fine.Copy !req
343. Ugh.Copy !req
344. Good game.Copy !req
345. I mean, it wasn't athletic enough, really,
was it? Just...Copy !req
346. - You were just standing there.
- Yeah, hitting it back.Copy !req
347. Yeah, but you're not.Copy !req
348. - You're barely moving.
- Right.Copy !req
349. So I think we need to do something
a bit more sporty.Copy !req
350. - Okay.
- Um, like tennis or something.Copy !req
351. - Yeah, great.
- Good. Okay.Copy !req
352. 'Cause table tennis is just luck,
isn't it? It's like pinball.Copy !req
353. - Nah, that's enough of that.
- Put something you like on, then.Copy !req
354. Yeah. There's the challenge.Copy !req
355. Will Smith, Willennium.Copy !req
356. - Yes, as in the Millennium.
- Yeah, the last time anyone bought a CD.Copy !req
357. - Lighthouse Family.
- Good band.Copy !req
358. Love the Lighthouse Family.Copy !req
359. - Susan fucking Boyle?
- Yeah?Copy !req
360. What?Copy !req
361. - Out she goes.
- Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
362. Did you... Not Bublé.Copy !req
363. Yes, Bublé.Copy !req
364. No! Are you mad?
You'll kill someone! Tony!Copy !req
365. - Radiohead.
- That's not mine.Copy !req
366. No, I know. It's good.Copy !req
367. It's Jill's.Copy !req
368. - Lisa got it for her.
- Did she?Copy !req
369. Yeah, she loved 'em.Copy !req
370. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
371. Um, so you're a lawyer?Copy !req
372. Uh, yes, a barrister.Copy !req
373. - Right.
- You?Copy !req
374. No.Copy !req
375. - What?
- No, I'm... I'm not a barrister.Copy !req
376. Okay. Uh, what is your job?Copy !req
377. Oh, my job?Copy !req
378. Hmm.Copy !req
379. Um,Copy !req
380. okay, I... I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
381. I'mCopy !req
382. a doctor.Copy !req
383. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. - You got a practice?
- No need! Done all that!Copy !req
385. Got my certificate and everything.Copy !req
386. What?Copy !req
387. What did you say?Copy !req
388. Oh, um, do you have a practice?
Are you a GP or a surgeon in a hospital?Copy !req
389. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
390. Um, I work in a hospitalCopy !req
391. as a doctor.Copy !req
392. Right.Copy !req
393. - Should we order?
- Yeah.Copy !req
394. Huh.Copy !req
395. I have lived a life, boy.Copy !req
396. - Yeah?
- Yes.Copy !req
397. Yeah, roller-coaster.Copy !req
398. She was one hell of a woman, sexually.Copy !req
399. A wild creature that could not be tamed.Copy !req
400. Great sex.Copy !req
401. Great sex.Copy !req
402. I made a porno of her.Copy !req
403. Right on this very carpet.Copy !req
404. She said she wanted a threesome
with me and Roly Carter.Copy !req
405. Absolute monster of a man.
Do you know him?Copy !req
406. - No.
- Six foot three.Copy !req
407. 280 lb. with his jewelry on.Copy !req
408. I agreed.Copy !req
409. Turns out she just wanted me
to hold the camcorder.Copy !req
410. Not a problem.Copy !req
411. "Whatever you want, my darling."Copy !req
412. So she's on all fours
and he's round the back door,Copy !req
413. doing her doggy style.Copy !req
414. I'm capturing the whole damn thing.Copy !req
415. She was absolutely fucking loving it.
I could see it in her eyes.Copy !req
416. And then Roly looks at me,Copy !req
417. out of the blue, straight down the lens,
and shakes his head,Copy !req
418. as if to say,Copy !req
419. "This is absolutely fucking awful."Copy !req
420. I didn't know
if he meant the quality of the productionCopy !req
421. or the rough carpet on his knees. Turns
out he meant the smell of her growler.Copy !req
422. - Here we go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
423. Thanks.Copy !req
424. Lovely.Copy !req
425. Do you, uh... Do you get
a chance to cook much? In your...Copy !req
426. Oh, no. No, I'm rushed off my feet.Copy !req
427. Yeah.Copy !req
428. - Most days.
- Yeah.Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. I just have to get
frozen meals for one in.Copy !req
431. - Oh, that's so sad.
- Yeah.Copy !req
432. - Um, she's a doctor!
- Off duty!Copy !req
433. - What?
- I'm off duty.Copy !req
434. Okay.Copy !req
435. - That's it.
- She's fine. Thought so.Copy !req
436. Why didn't you help her?Copy !req
437. This place is amazing.Copy !req
438. Built in the 14th century or something?Copy !req
439. - I dunno.
- Oh.Copy !req
440. This must be the table he proposed at.
It was under the portrait of the Queen.Copy !req
441. - Really?
- Yeah, let's sit here.Copy !req
442. That's great.Copy !req
443. Wow.Copy !req
444. Think of all the people
that have been here.Copy !req
445. - Here's a good place.
- Okay.Copy !req
446. Um...Copy !req
447. What are you doing?Copy !req
448. I'm just sprinkling
a few of my dad's ashes.Copy !req
449. On the carpet?Copy !req
450. Yeah, it was his last request.Copy !req
451. Oh, was it? It's not him
who's gonna have to clear it up, is it?Copy !req
452. Mate, it's a silly little ritual. Okay?Copy !req
453. There's no harm.
I know they get cleared away. So...Copy !req
454. - It's vandalism.
- It's not vandalism, is it?Copy !req
455. - There's no damage.
- Littering, then.Copy !req
456. It's my dad's ashes, okay?Copy !req
457. He used to come here all the time.
It's my way of paying my respects.Copy !req
458. Well, sprinkle 'em in the bin.
What difference does it make?Copy !req
459. I'm sure he didn't specify
sprinkling them on the bloody carpet.Copy !req
460. No, but this is the table
he proposed to my mother at, okay?Copy !req
461. I recognize it from his description.Copy !req
462. It's dust, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
463. It's disgusting.Copy !req
464. - What about diseases?
- What diseases?Copy !req
465. - From dead bodies!
- It's not a dead body, is it?Copy !req
466. If I dragged him in from the morgue
and dumped him on the carpet,Copy !req
467. maybe you'd have every right
to be annoyed.Copy !req
468. Well, I do have every right.
I can do what I want. It's my pub.Copy !req
469. I can bar you, and I don't have to give
a reason. The two of you, out!Copy !req
470. Take your rubbish with you.Copy !req
471. Rubbish?Copy !req
472. Ugh. You stupid bastard!Copy !req
473. A bit went in my mouth!Copy !req
474. Good. I hope that was his cock,
you stupid cunt.Copy !req
475. Ugh.Copy !req
476. Ugh.Copy !req
477. "I hope that was his cock,Copy !req
478. you stupid cunt."Copy !req
479. Oh.Copy !req