1. Mobius Luxury Limo Sales?
Wes Weasley speakin'...Copy !req
2. Howaya, howaya, howaya!Copy !req
3. Look, Palsie, I've got
your Deluxe ModelCopy !req
4. out for a Test Drive.Copy !req
5. Rides real nice.Copy !req
6. I'll take two dozen.Copy !req
7. Have 'em delivered
to' my new yacht!Copy !req
8. Yikes!Copy !req
9. Woooooaaaahhhhhh!Copy !req
10. Nobody move!Copy !req
11. This is a limojacking!Copy !req
12. And we're about
to change drivers!Copy !req
13. Get lost, pretty boy!Copy !req
14. Hey!Copy !req
15. Yeah?Copy !req
16. Aintcha gonna tie Weasly up?Copy !req
17. Well, Scratch...Copy !req
18. You said not to move.Copy !req
19. Not us.Copy !req
20. Them.Copy !req
21. We're the badguys.Copy !req
22. We're supposed to move.
Now move!Copy !req
23. Aw, jeepers. Scratch.
Don't move! Move!Copy !req
24. I wish he'd make up
his stupid mind!Copy !req
25. Look, Tails!Copy !req
26. It's a "Save Us
Sonic" distress call.Copy !req
27. Speed- time, keed!Copy !req
28. Gotcha!Copy !req
29. Do something about that alarm!Copy !req
30. It's driving me crazy!Copy !req
31. Okay!Copy !req
32. No!
Not louder!Copy !req
33. Look!
Here comes the Hedgehog!Copy !req
34. What?
What?Copy !req
35. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
36. Whattaya think?
Should we get outa here?Copy !req
37. Who tied you up, Wes Weasley?Copy !req
38. Robotnik's badniks!Copy !req
39. They stole my new limo!Copy !req
40. Tails!
You untiewes Weasley!Copy !req
41. I'm goin' after 'em!Copy !req
42. Are you okay, Weasley?Copy !req
43. Sure am, Palsie.Copy !req
44. You can always
count on that Sonic.Copy !req
45. Whenever there's
trouble he shows up fast.Copy !req
46. Yeah.
He's a real hero.Copy !req
47. I was just sayin'
that to myself.Copy !req
48. He's everybody's hero.Copy !req
49. 'Bout time we did
somethin' for him.Copy !req
50. You were sayin' that?Copy !req
51. Yeah.
We've had our differences.Copy !req
52. But not after today!Copy !req
53. Listen, can you
keep a secret, Palsie?Copy !req
54. What kinda secret?Copy !req
55. I want you to invite all of
Sonic's best friends to aCopy !req
56. surprise Testimonial
Dinner aboard my new Yacht.Copy !req
57. What's the catch?Copy !req
58. How much will it cost him?Copy !req
59. Palsie!Copy !req
60. You're talkin' to
the new Wes Weasley.Copy !req
61. I hit it rich. The
whole bash'll be on me.Copy !req
62. Sonic deserves it!Copy !req
63. He sure does!Copy !req
64. Knew I could
count on ya, Palsie.Copy !req
65. Now here's some dough for
travel money for his pals.Copy !req
66. You get em together while I
make the dinner arrangements.Copy !req
67. Golly, you're serious!Copy !req
68. I want Sonic to
know how much I care!Copy !req
69. I'll get his friends together.Copy !req
70. Remember!
Not one word to Sonic.Copy !req
71. We wanna surprise him!Copy !req
72. The Hedgehog's gainin'!Copy !req
73. Can you see the hedgehog?Copy !req
74. I can't hear you!Copy !req
75. Sonic's too near?Copy !req
76. I said I can't hear!Copy !req
77. I guess if Sonic's too near
we'd better abandon limo!Copy !req
78. Now, I'll put the limo on
Automatic Chase Mode and it'llCopy !req
79. keep that Hedgehog busy
for the rest of the day!Copy !req
80. Can this be true?Copy !req
81. Can these very words actually
be flowing from my smiling lips!Copy !req
82. I can't believe it!Copy !req
83. My sterling Scratch!Copy !req
84. My gorgeous Grounder!Copy !req
85. Congratulations!Copy !req
86. Everything went perfectly!Copy !req
87. Nothing's ever gone perfect
before -whatta we do now?Copy !req
88. How should I know?Copy !req
89. And best of all, you're
both being so modest.Copy !req
90. AW, gee, thanks, Dr. Robotnik.Copy !req
91. It was nothin'.
Really.Copy !req
92. Nothing!
It was everything!Copy !req
93. The beginning of the end
of Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
94. Hold it, Palsie!Copy !req
95. Aren't you forgetting the
real hero of this little con?Copy !req
96. Me! Yours truly!Copy !req
97. The one, the only Wes Weasley!Copy !req
98. Oh, I could never forget you,
my dear and respected friend!Copy !req
99. And you better not
forget our deal.Copy !req
100. It's right here in
black and white.Copy !req
101. You help me catch sonic with
this Testimonial Dinner schemeCopy !req
102. and I will provide you with
your very own Shopping Channel.Copy !req
103. You guarantee NO competition
and I get all the dough?Copy !req
104. Every Mobium!Copy !req
105. Yeah.
I got a contract.Copy !req
106. So let's start hopin'
that two-tailedCopy !req
107. little fox brat does
what I told him.Copy !req
108. A dinner?Copy !req
109. Honoring Sonic?Copy !req
110. That's right, Breezie!Copy !req
111. Robotnik Jr. and I
will be there for sure!Copy !req
112. Can you come,
Sergeant Dobermann?Copy !req
113. Affirmative!Copy !req
114. You're getting a
little soft, little guy!Copy !req
115. Now get down there
and give me fifty!Copy !req
116. One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, twoCopy !req
117. It's a tribute to sonic,
Professor Von Schlemmer.Copy !req
118. Can you come?Copy !req
119. Of course.Copy !req
120. Professor Von Schlemmer
is a brilliant scientist.Copy !req
121. He deserves a tribute.Copy !req
122. And I've always
wanted to meet him.Copy !req
123. You're Professor Von Schlemmer.Copy !req
124. Remember?Copy !req
125. I am?Copy !req
126. That's wonderful.Copy !req
127. Then I can be the one
to introduce me to him.Copy !req
128. When's the tribute again?Copy !req
129. Sure!
We'll be there.Copy !req
130. And if anybody refuses to come,
just tell 'em Mad Mike andCopy !req
131. Big Griz will drag 'em
there personally!Copy !req
132. cuz we're -Copy !req
133. "Da Bears"Copy !req
134. That's right, Robot.Copy !req
135. The dinner's tonight!Copy !req
136. Can ya make it?Copy !req
137. Great! I'll see ya there!Copy !req
138. Surprise!Copy !req
139. What's goin' on, little bro?Copy !req
140. People love ya, Sonic.Copy !req
141. And they're here to prove it.Copy !req
142. Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
143. Howaya, howaya, palsie!Copy !req
144. We're here to honor you as
hero of the year!Copy !req
145. Wes Weasley's involved?Copy !req
146. I don't like this, kiddo.Copy !req
147. You saved his life.Copy !req
148. He wants to thank you!Copy !req
149. Lay back and enjoy!Copy !req
150. Fellow Mobians, this
is a great occasion.Copy !req
151. I have invited you all
here tonight because you areCopy !req
152. Sonic's dearest friends.Copy !req
153. May I say something?Copy !req
154. Not yet, little palsie.Copy !req
155. This is our night to
say things to you.Copy !req
156. It gives me great
honor to introduceCopy !req
157. our first speaker, Ms.
Breezie Hedgebot Robotnik!Copy !req
158. Sonic, sweetie, do' you
remember how you saved my life?Copy !req
159. You all right?
Speak to me!Copy !req
160. Wh-oh!Copy !req
161. Ahhh!Copy !req
162. Save me!Copy !req
163. Oh, my gosh!
Oh my gosh!Copy !req
164. You saved my life!Copy !req
165. You saved the mine!Copy !req
166. Not only did you save my life,
but then you made sure I foundCopy !req
167. my true love, my
own Robotnik Jr.!Copy !req
168. And, even though Dr. Robotnik
made me to carry on his evilCopy !req
169. ways, you made sure I
learned the differenceCopy !req
170. between right and wrong.Copy !req
171. Junior!Copy !req
172. Where are you?Copy !req
173. Get in here, young man, and
start doing what I tell you toCopy !req
174. before I disown you!Copy !req
175. Big whoop!Copy !req
176. I'm disowning you!Copy !req
177. From now on, I'm
on Sonic's side.Copy !req
178. Way to go, Junior.Copy !req
179. Way to go.Copy !req
180. And now, Sonic Palsie, here's a
word from your friend and mine.Copy !req
181. Sergeant Dobermann.Copy !req
182. Listen up, Sonic!Copy !req
183. I wouldn't be here tonight
if you hadn't saved me fromCopy !req
184. The Boss Scorpion!Copy !req
185. If you're quite done.Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. Nooooooooooooooo!Copy !req
188. Sonic the Hedgehog!
I salute you!Copy !req
189. Quiet, palsies, quiet, please!Copy !req
190. It's time for a word from
the younger generation.Copy !req
191. Here's Robot The Robot!Copy !req
192. Snookums!Copy !req
193. Oh, no!Copy !req
194. What we need here is
a little soft water.Copy !req
195. Tell me the truth, palsies.Copy !req
196. Have ya ever heard a
more moving tribute?Copy !req
197. It's gonna be a
long evening, folks.Copy !req
198. I know every one of Sonic's
friends is gonna want to sayCopy !req
199. something about our great hero.Copy !req
200. I've got something to say!Copy !req
201. I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
202. Sonic!
The game is up!Copy !req
203. If you don't
surrender instantly,Copy !req
204. I'll sink this ship and all
of your friends will go downCopy !req
205. with it!Copy !req
206. It's your show, Egg Belly.Copy !req
207. I give up.Copy !req
208. Not even you can
escape from this jail cell,Copy !req
209. Hedgehog!Copy !req
210. You'll be trapped at the bottom
of the ocean under a thousandCopy !req
211. feet of water!Copy !req
212. If anyone comes within
a hundred yards of you,Copy !req
213. your oxygen will
automatically cut off!Copy !req
214. Never again will you interfere
with my plans of conquest.Copy !req
215. Mobius is mine!Copy !req
216. Drop him to the bottom!Copy !req
217. Send that
Hedgehog to the bottom!Copy !req
218. Faster!
Faster!Copy !req
219. You got it, Your Blubberness!Copy !req
220. Faster! Faster!Copy !req
221. Slower! Slower!Copy !req
222. Owwwchhhh! Oooooochhhh!
Eeechhhh! Ooofff!Copy !req
223. Looks bad.Copy !req
224. But at least I
saved all my friends.Copy !req
225. One more thing, Hedgehog.Copy !req
226. About your friends.Copy !req
227. Just in case one of them
might be tempted to rescue you,Copy !req
228. I'm keeping them in those
cages and sinking the yacht!Copy !req
229. No!Copy !req
230. I know I lied.Copy !req
231. I know it's
despicable and cruel.Copy !req
232. But "Dispicableness"
and "Cruelty" are myCopy !req
233. favorite hobbies!Copy !req
234. Well, if you don't
need me any more,Copy !req
235. Palsie, I'll be leavin'.Copy !req
236. Thanks to you, I got a
Shopping Channel to run!Copy !req
237. You're excused, Mr. Weasley.Copy !req
238. It's gonna be real fun watchin'
this old tub sink to the bottom!Copy !req
239. Wha—?Copy !req
240. We don't have time
for such trivial pleasures.Copy !req
241. We don't?Copy !req
242. No!Copy !req
243. We've got to get to
my Testimonial Dinner!Copy !req
244. Your Testimonial Dinner?Copy !req
245. Of course.Copy !req
246. It's not that I'm
jealous, you understand.Copy !req
247. But I deserve one a
lot more than sonicCopy !req
248. the Hedgehog ever did.Copy !req
249. Right! Yessir! You sure do!Copy !req
250. By the way, Your Repulsiveness,
who's giving this dinner?Copy !req
251. I am!Copy !req
252. And I just know all my friends
will be delighted to come!Copy !req
253. Fellow Mobians,
this is a great occasion.Copy !req
254. I have invited you here tonight
because you are Dr. Robotnik'sCopy !req
255. closest and dearest
friends, all of you!Copy !req
256. We are here tonight to
honor Dr. Ivo Robotnik asCopy !req
257. Villian of the Year!Copy !req
258. Robotnik!
Robotnik!Copy !req
259. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
260. Robotnik, Robotnik!
Rah, rah, rah!Copy !req
261. And now, it gives me great honor
to introduce our first and onlyCopy !req
262. distinguished
speaker, Mr. Grounder Robot!Copy !req
263. Oh!
Thank you, Mr. Scratch.Copy !req
264. Thank you. Hello.
Can I talk now?Copy !req
265. Okay uh, Dr. Robotnik, do you
remember how Mobius used to beCopy !req
266. a peaceful and happy planet?Copy !req
267. And then you came along to
make everything really rotten!Copy !req
268. Remember when you sent the Music
Destroyer Robot to stop all theCopy !req
269. planet's music?Copy !req
270. It's against the
law of Robotnik.Copy !req
271. No more music!Copy !req
272. And how about the time
when you strip-minedCopy !req
273. half the countryside?Copy !req
274. Hurray! Yea! Hurray for me!Copy !req
275. I just wish all of Sonic's
miserable friends on the yachtCopy !req
276. could be here!Copy !req
277. But they're too busy suffering!Copy !req
278. Help! Help! Somebody save us!Copy !req
279. Sonic!Copy !req
280. Remember when you terrorized
Mobius with Big Daddy Ape?Copy !req
281. Smash that bridge!Copy !req
282. Break that dam!Copy !req
283. I'm such a genius
at maliciousness!Copy !req
284. No wonder I deserve this award!Copy !req
285. And it's no wonder we
couldn't find him any friends.Copy !req
286. Remember when you
destroyed Mobius National Park?Copy !req
287. You're not applauding!Copy !req
288. Hurray! Yea! Three cheers
for Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
289. Hmnnnn.Copy !req
290. I could really use more
audience to appreciate me.Copy !req
291. I should have made Wes Weasley
come here instead of going toCopy !req
292. his stupid Shopping Channel.Copy !req
293. Listen to me, Palsies!Copy !req
294. This is your last chance!Copy !req
295. If you buy this genuine
imitation gold-platedCopy !req
296. left-foot shower clog
for only 99.99 Mobiums...Copy !req
297. I'll throw in this handy- dandy
combination Nose Hair TrimmerCopy !req
298. and Weed Eater for free!Copy !req
299. That's right!
For free!Copy !req
300. Okay.
Call now.Copy !req
301. And you get both for free!Copy !req
302. I don't get it.Copy !req
303. That phone should be
ringing off the hook.Copy !req
304. There's millions of Mobians
out there just waitingCopy !req
305. for this junk!Copy !req
306. Wait a second!Copy !req
307. This phone isn't hooked up!Copy !req
308. Uh, that's okay.Copy !req
309. Neither is this camera.Copy !req
310. What!Copy !req
311. Dr. Robotnik said you could
have a Shopping ChannelCopy !req
312. but you weren't
allowed to broadcast.Copy !req
313. But I've got a contract!Copy !req
314. Yahhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
315. It was written in
disappearing ink!Copy !req
316. I'll show that Robotnik!Copy !req
317. I'll show him!Copy !req
318. Good thing I used to be in
the Used Submarine racket ..Copy !req
319. Whoahhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
320. Sonic, palsie, I
made a little mistake.Copy !req
321. Don't tell me you're
switchin' sides again.Copy !req
322. Yeah.
This time for good.Copy !req
323. Now get up there and
save that sinkin' ship!Copy !req
324. Without Sonic to
help us, it's hopeless!Copy !req
325. I can't believe it!Copy !req
326. Robotnik may have finally won!Copy !req
327. Hi guys!Copy !req
328. Sonic! Where'd you come from?Copy !req
329. We can talk later.Copy !req
330. Right now I need
something to bail with.Copy !req
331. Just a sec!Copy !req
332. Here!Copy !req
333. It's your "Hero Of
The Year" Award.Copy !req
334. We were gonna give it
to you after the dinner!Copy !req
335. Great!
Okay guys!Copy !req
336. Hang on tight.Copy !req
337. Yea, Sonic!Copy !req
338. Okay, little buddy.Copy !req
339. Get this boat back to shore.Copy !req
340. I'll catch ya later!Copy !req
341. And now, Dr. Robotnik,Copy !req
342. we are about to watch
the greatest momentCopy !req
343. in your evil career.Copy !req
344. I'm so impressive.Copy !req
345. I can hardly wait to see this.Copy !req
346. Me?Copy !req
347. Uh, hi, Dr. Robotnik.
Yeah.Copy !req
348. It was all Sonic's fault,
you so- wonderful badness,Copy !req
349. because uh -Copy !req
350. Just get to the point.Copy !req
351. We can't stop the train.Copy !req
352. Nooooooooooooooooooo!Copy !req
353. Yahhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
354. Noooooo!Copy !req
355. Who put that tape on there?Copy !req
356. Three guesses, Egg-Belly.Copy !req
357. And the first two will cost ya!Copy !req
358. How did you get out?Copy !req
359. Go ahead, Robuttnik.Copy !req
360. It's your party.Copy !req
361. Cry if you want to!Copy !req
362. You had no right to spoil my
dinner by running that tape.Copy !req
363. We've just begun spoiling!Copy !req
364. It was so great seein' you
guys caught on the front ofCopy !req
365. that train, we're
gonna see it again.Copy !req
366. Wes, you ready?Copy !req
367. Ready, palsie!Copy !req
368. Good thing I used to be
in the Used Train racket!Copy !req
369. Ahhh!Copy !req
370. I hate that hedgehog!Copy !req
371. I love that hedgehog!Copy !req
372. We love that Hedgehog!Copy !req
373. Sonic!Copy !req
374. If you'd like souvenir
pictures of the evening,Copy !req
375. just check with me.Copy !req
376. They'll be only Ten
Mobiums at the door!Copy !req
377. Weasley!Copy !req
378. See ya, palsies!Copy !req
379. Oh! Hurry up, dingbot!Copy !req
380. I wanna try this booze!Copy !req
381. Hoooeeey!Copy !req
382. Good stuff.Copy !req
383. Don't you bots know
liquor is bad for you?Copy !req
384. Try it, kid.Copy !req
385. Hooooooollld it!Copy !req
386. Only dumbots drink liquor!Copy !req
387. Stay away from liquor, kids.Copy !req
388. Like all drugs,
alcohol is dangerous,Copy !req
389. and you can get hooked.Copy !req
390. Just remember.Copy !req